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Chapter 431 Cerebellar Axe: I understand!I understand!

"I'm going from south to north
I have to go from white to black
i want people to see me
don't know who I am"

Among the weeds and on the ancient road, the heroic singing of Tang Sanzan floats.

Hearing the lyrics, the second senior brother couldn't help curling his lips.

Amitabha, the Tang Sanbuyer of the poor monk, the burial of the sky, the ground, and the burial of the common people. It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that eating the poor monk's meat can make him immortal.

A man who introduces himself to everyone, sings that he wants people to see him without knowing who he is.

If you say this, do you believe it yourself?
Tang Sanzan keenly caught the second senior brother curling his lips.

so.
"Bajie, do you have any opinion on being a teacher?"

Tang Sanzan was in a good mood, so good that he had the urge to teach the second senior brother what it meant to respect a teacher.

Hearing this, the second senior brother's face became solemn.

"No.

My admiration for Master is as continuous as the surging river, and as unstoppable as the Yellow River bursting its embankment."

It was a long speech, and the second senior brother finished it without blushing, and made a summary.

"So, old pig, how could I have any opinion on you, Master?
And the two words of opinion, old pig, my husband didn't teach me when I was in private school.

Old pig, I am familiar with the world's writing, but I don't know what an opinion is. "

Tang Sanbu: "."

What about the face?

As the marshal of Tangtang Xi. Canopy, why don't you lose face at all?Why are you so cowardly.

However, the second senior brother was so cowardly that he didn't care about slapping the horse's face anymore, and Tang Sanzan couldn't really deal with him anymore.

so.
After changing the subject, Tang Sanzan pointed to a high mountain in front of him.

"Apprentices, look, the mountain in front of you is called Jinzheng (qian four-tone) mountain, and there is a Jinxuan cave on the mountain. If you don't like it, you can call it Jindou cave. This is up to the teacher.

This monster lives in the Golden Pocket Cave, and its name is Dujiaosi.

The one-horned King Si is actually a green ox, which is the kind of blue ox that Lao Tzu rode west out of Hangu Pass in the feudal superstitious myths and legends.

That's right, I believe you have guessed it, the unicorn is the green bull.

That green ox has no skills, but he has a treasure in his hand, which is called a vajra bracelet.

This thing Wukong should have the most say. You were hit on the head by that thing when you were fighting with Yang Jian. "

Hearing this, the Great Sage subconsciously touched the back of his head.

At that moment, he still remembers it vividly.

Thinking that he, Monkey King, a bronze-skinned and iron-boned King Kong is not bad, and Erlang God's three-pointed and two-edged spear could not easily hurt his body, but he was hit by the diamond bracelet, and he almost fainted.

His mind went blank, and that's why he was bitten by the Xiaotian dog, and that guy Yang Jian was taken to the Heavenly Court.

The great sage was recalling the black history of that year, and the voice of Tang Sanzan sounded again in his ears.

"This time, we still took the initiative to come to the door and fell in love with the diamond bracelet for the teacher. We... so so, so so."

After Tang Sanzun explained, the apprentices nodded repeatedly to express their understanding, and the group headed towards the mountain.

Sha Laosan had just set foot on the mountain road, and Tang Sanzan was looking up at the sky at the top of the mountain in a daze.

Suddenly he felt a lightness in his arms, and when he lowered his head, he saw Sister Bailong floating in the air in front of him.

Tang Sanbu: "???"

"Monk, why don't you continue singing?"

Sister Bailong blinked, and looked at Tang Sanzan cutely.

Tang Sanzan was confused, "Continue to sing?"

"That's right." Elder Sister Bailong nodded, "The song just now was very nice."

Tang Sanzan smiled, he didn't expect his elder sister Bailong to be quite interested in listening to songs.

Immediately nodded, "The poor monk continued to sing."

Sister Bailong's lips curled up slightly, and she nodded to Tang Sanzan.

Three Burials of Tang Dynasty:
"If you see I'm a little tired

just pour me a bowl of water

if you already fell in love with me
Just please kiss my mouth~uh~"

Tang Sanzan's eyes widened, and he looked at Sister Bailong in disbelief.

Subconsciously, she rubbed her lips that still had a hint of fragrance.

Sister Bailong's mouth curled up even more, her eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and she showed a sweet smile at Tang Sanzan, and returned to Tang Sanzan's body with a whistling sound.

Tang Sanbu: "."

This poor monk was tricked?

come out!

you don't run!
Dare to secretly kiss the poor monk, this poor monk will never bear it.

You have the ability to kiss the poor monk, you have the ability to come out.

Come out!
Come out and let the poor monk come back!
Tang Sanzan roared in his heart, but his face was full of calmness.

Glancing at the bewildered Great Sage and Second Senior Brother, ignoring Sha Laosan and Baima, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, revealing a happy smile.

Great Sage: "."

Second senior brother: "."

He is such a big mouthful of dog food.

Tang Sanjian didn't sing any more, nor looked up at the sky.

Throughout the whole process, his mind was already thinking wildly.

He thought that after he went to Xitian, he punched Tathagata and kicked Lingshan, snatched the scriptures from Buddhism and returned to the Eastern Tang Dynasty.

He thought of going back to Dead Man's Mountain with Sister Bailong, eating and drinking at his master's place.

He thought about it for a long time
When Tang Sanzan had just thought of his granddaughter's future name, the voice of the second senior brother came to his ears.

"Master?"

"Master?"

"Tang Tang."

Tang Sanzan subconsciously said the name he thought of.

Second Senior Brother: "Huh?"

Great Sage: "."

A group of people were stunned by Tang Sanzang's sudden words.

then
"Ah? Did the teacher say something just now?"

Great Sage: "."

Second senior brother: "."

Looking at the threatening look in Tang Sanzang's eyes, the two apprentices wisely gave the answer he wanted.

"Ah."

Tang Sanzang nodded calmly, "Bajie, what do you call a teacher?"

The second senior brother heard the words and pointed to a cave in front of him.

"Master, take a look at the Jindou Cave you mentioned, is it here?"

Tang Sanzang looked in the direction of the second senior brother's finger, and was immediately stunned.

"Where is this?"

Second senior brother: "."

Great Sage: "."

Isn't it the Jinmao Mountain and Jindou Cave you mentioned? ?

This mountain is called Jinxiong Mountain, but on this Jinxiong Mountain, where is there any trace of Jindou Cave?
The only place that can be called a hole is here.

Tang Sanbu: "."

Looking at the desolate and lifeless cave in front of him, Tang Sanzan had the urge to smash it.

What the hell. Where is the one-horned King Si in Jindou Cave in Jinshang Mountain?

The poor monk took off his pants, but you played me a gourd baby?
Or lost three at birth, and lost three again in the wind and rain, leaving only a second-hand gourd baby?
Tang Sanzun turned over and jumped off the package Sha Laosan was carrying.

He snatched up the Great Sage's golden cudgel and threw it on the ground, and the ground trembled for a while.

With a bang, a short old man with a white beard jumped out from the ground.

"Great Sage, great sage, spare me, the little old man has it."

As soon as the words are done, the land stops.

Looking at the bald monk with the image of an eminent monk in front of him, the land is so bewildered, okay?

This... what is this situation?

Who is this bald monk?
It is written in the script that anyone who hits the ground with an iron rod to find land is that monkey.

But now.
The land watched Tang Sanbu seriously for a long time.

This is the monkey?

Are you kidding me? This is obviously a bald man. Ah bah, it's a monk.

"Holy monk. I don't know why the holy monk called the little old man?"

Fortunately, as the god with the most companions in the Three Realms—the land, this land in Jinzhen Mountain still knows Tang Sanzhu.

The mmp in his heart held back and did not dare to say it, looking at the iron rod in Tang Sanzan's hand, the land subconsciously shrank his neck and asked respectfully.

"Land, the poor monk asks you, this mountain. Is it Jinshan Mountain?"

The land nodded, even if I slander you in my heart, this is not a nonsense, the big brother stone at the foot of the mountain is written with Jinxuan Mountain, even if you are blind, your big apprentice with piercing eyes will also be blind?
But when it fell on his face, there was a respectful smile.

"Return to the holy monk, this mountain is exactly Jinsun Mountain."

Tang Sanzan asked again, "Then this cave is called Jin Mao Cave?"

The land thought for a while, shook his head, and nodded again, "Back to the holy monk, there is only such a larger cave on Jinzheng Mountain. Although this cave has no name, there is nothing wrong with the holy monk if he wants to call it Jinzheng cave.

Speaking of which, this cave is also lucky for three lives, and it was named by the holy monk. "

Tang Sanbu: "."

He was just a joke just now, but he didn't expect it to come true?

Really, he can call the hole whatever he says, and he has the final say.

"That's still called Jindou Cave."

Land: "." mmp, you have a big stick, you have the final say.

"The poor monk will ask you again, besides the Jindou Cave, are there other caves inhabited by goblins on this Jinmao Mountain?"

Land shook his head, "No."

Tang Sanzan frowned, "Isn't there a demon king named Unicorn on this Jinjun mountain?
The land looked bewildered, "Return to the holy monk, there are no big monsters haunting this mountain, only some little monsters have settled down again."

Tang Sanbu: "."

At this time, Tang Sanzan reached a magical resonance with the apprentice who saw the iron stick calling him out.

mmp, director, this script is wrong!

At the same time, 33 Chongtian.

Cerebellar Ax tied the rope of Qingniu again, and patted Qingniu's head.

"Little Qingniu, you have to be obedient, you can't eat if you don't obey."

"Moo~"

Qingniu looked at Cerebellar Axe, his eyes filled with resentment.

"Hey, these two boys with golden horns and silver horns can fall asleep after feeding a cow, what a worry!"

Looking at Yinjiao who fell asleep on the ground, Cerebral Ax thought for a while, picked up the bucket for feeding the cows, walked up to a bucket of water and splashed it on Yinjiao's face.

"Whoa!"

The heart is cold and the heart is flying.

Silver horn jumped up from the ground.

"Who? Who is so despicable and shameless to attack?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Yinjiao saw Cerebellar Axe looking at him with a half-smile expression.

"Brother Cerebellar Axe, I"

"No need to explain, I understand, I understand."

When Cerebellar Ax stopped Silver Horn, he acted as if I had seen through everything.

Silver Horn: "."

you understand?

You know a lot of shit.

Our master specifically told me to sell a loophole so that Qingniu would give Tang Sanzan some benefits next time, so as to stop Tang Sanzan's broken mouth.

As a result, I just fell asleep here, and Qing Niu was brought back by you before he ran out.

You are so pitiful, does Tang Sanbu know?
(End of this chapter)