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Chapter 432 Tang Sanbu: Bajie, are you thirsty?

Tang Sanzan knew Cerebellar Ax was so tricky.

The longer people experience, the more they understand the people around them.

In the beginning, Cerebellar Ax was a trick, Tang Sanzun didn't know it.

Cerebellar Axe was afraid that he would know, but also afraid that he would not know, and also afraid that he would pretend not to know even though he knew it.

Not to mention Cerebellar Axe, not to mention Tang Sanzan.
But Yinjiao said it!

When Yinjiao cried and found his master, explaining that his mission was messed up by Cerebellar Axe, Laojun sighed secretly.

Looking at the backyard through the void, he was still teaching Qingniu not to run around casually, and running away from home is not a good child's cerebellum axe, the old gentleman sighed secretly in his heart-as expected, birds of a feather flock together and people form groups.

After waving Yin Jiao to continue to go back to the small black room to guard the alchemy furnace, thinking that Tang Sanzan has his little secret in his hands, Laojun became more and more anxious.

In the end, I felt it was necessary to say something to Tang Sanzan.

Hence.
"The Cerebellar Axe you introduced is worthy of being your friend, and they are all bad guys."

When Laojun's words sounded in Tang Sanzan's ears, Tang Sanzan knew
It turns out that Cerebellar Ax is also a pitfall.

No, why should the poor monk use it?
Doesn't this prove that besides Cerebellar Axe, he knows other pit ratios?

Who is it?
saint?

Second brother?
Sha Laosan?

White horse?

Could it be. Sister Bailong who tricked me today?
Tang Sanzan thought about all the suspects, and shook his head one by one to deny them.

Finally, Tang Sanzan thought of the last suspect.
That's right, it's him—his master is definitely a matchmaker, absolutely right, wrong, wrong, wrong!

Master!

I was wrong!
As his body pulled out for a while, Tang Sanzan wanted to understand a lot of things.

It turned out that Qingniu didn't come to become Jin Zhongshan, it was Cerebellar Axe's fault.

So, if he hadn't sent the Cerebellar Ax to Tai Taishang Laojun, in theory, Qingniu would have come down to earth to send him a diamond bracelet, right?
Thinking of this, Tang Sanzan suddenly felt that Laojun really had a heart.

Tang Sanzan has this advantage, he is a person who is easily moved.

When others sincerely treat him well, he will also sincerely treat others well.

Ever since, comparing his heart with his heart, Tang Sanzan felt that Laojun thought about him so much, so he had to think about Laojun.

"Old gentleman, you have a heart."

In Tushita Palace, Laojun glanced at his daughter who was chatting with Tang Sanbu with a pair of big eyes flickering on her face, with a gratified smile on her face.

This monk is not in vain and still thinks about him.

"It should, after all. What is our relationship."

You're the one who has mastered Pindao's little secret.

You may not be able to fight well, but you will definitely not be able to kill them. What else can you do if you don't bribe them?
Hearing Lao Jun's words, Tang San thought to himself, this old man is indeed very good.

In that case
"What the old man said is very true.

That being the case, the poor monk also has some things and thinks he should let you know. "

Laojun was taken aback, "What's the matter?"

Tang Sanzan grinned, "That's... about your other illegitimate child, that's about you and Princess Iron Fan's illegitimate child, Hong Boy.

Don't worry, you don't have to worry about this little secret being revealed in the future, the poor monk has taken care of it for you. "

Laojun: "."

Tang Sanzan: "Ann, I know you want to thank me, there's no need for that.

After all, what is our relationship, right? "

After speaking, Tang Sanzan didn't give Laojun a chance to explain, and directly cut off the communication.

Laojun: "."

Looking at the Xuanguang mirror with a black screen in front of him, the old gentleman looked bewildered.

Another illegitimate child?

The red child born with Princess Iron Fan?

Damn. Who the fuck told him, who is Princess Iron Fan? ,

No, it's a bit too fake to say that. After all, Princess Iron Fan is the wife of the Bull Demon King Mingmei, and she is still very famous in the Three Realms.

but
What the hell is this bastard?

When did he have an affair with Princess Iron Fan?

Moreover, there is an illegitimate child?

Why didn't he know about this?
Just when Laojun looked at the black screen of Xuanguang mirror and his heart was in a mess, he suddenly felt a chill down his back for no reason.

As soon as she turned her head, she saw her daughter's eyes staring at her intently.

"A Li, girl, listen to my explanation"

"Oh, Princess Iron Fan? Red boy?"

A Li looked at Lao Jun, the expression on his face made Lao Jun feel a chill down his spine.

"A Li, listen to my explanation, it's not because my father doesn't know about Iron Fan Princess or Red Boy at all."

Ah Li didn't say a word, just looked at Laojun so straightly, it made Laojun's heart tremble.

He couldn't help but wonder himself, whether it was some time he had sex after drinking, and there was some story that he had to tell with Princess Iron Fan, but he forgot about it afterwards.

but
He has never been drunk before, not to mention that he and Princess Iron Fan have never met face to face.

After a long, long time.

Ah Li sighed softly, and smiled reluctantly at Lao Jun.

"I'll go next time.

After all, he is my own younger brother, how could he be left outside. "

After finishing speaking, he left the gate of Tushita Palace without waiting for Laojun to explain.

Laojun: "."

Seeing the back of Ah Li leaving, Laojun opened his mouth in a daze for a long time, but couldn't say a word.

Even, he couldn't help being suspicious, could it be that the red boy was really his son?
"Hey~"

After a long, long time, he looked at the gate of Tushita Palace, and then at the Xuanguang Mirror which had been blacked out.

Laojun sighed dejectedly, wiped away the Xuanguang mirror spell with a wave of his hand, raised his head slightly, stared straight at the roof, and wondered what he was thinking.

Earth Immortal Realm, Jinshang Mountain, in front of Jindou Cave.

Tang Sanzan unilaterally cut off the video chat with Laojun, and couldn't help sighing softly.

"Hey poor monk is really so kind.

Helping others is my favorite. "

Great Sage: "."

Second senior brother: "."

Are you fucking sure you're really helping others?

Out of the corner of your eye, you didn't catch a glimpse, in the corner of the video, the corner of the girl's celestial clothes not far from Laojun's smeared into the mirror?
Tang Sanzan ignored the inner thoughts of the two apprentices, and after a long time of emotion, turned over to the package that Sha Laosan was carrying.

"Since the unicorn is not king on this mountain, let's lend the vajra bracelet to Laojun for a while.

Third Sha, let's continue on our way.

drive~"

Sha Laosan: "."

Sha Laosan opened his mouth, he wanted to remind his master that he was a person, not a horse.

But thinking that he hadn't eaten a mouthful of food or drank a sip of water for several months, Sha Laosan obediently shut his mouth.

His master said that he cannot speak without permission.

so.
"Hey!"

Sighing slightly inwardly, Sha Laosan continued westward as if accepting his fate.

On the big package that Sha Laosan was carrying, the second senior brother struggled for a while, and finally decided to remind Tang San to bury it.

"Master, Mr. Sha is a person, not a horse."

Tang Sanzun turned his head and looked at the second senior brother in puzzlement, "Then what?"

"Then."

The second senior brother sorted out his words, "Then, master, you just said to Mr. Sha. Drive~"

Tang Sanzun frowned, "Did you say that just now?"

The second senior brother nodded, "Yes."

Tang Sanzan: "Really?"

The second senior brother continued to nod, "Really."

Tang Sanzun looked at the nine-ringed tin stick in his hand, "As a teacher, I will give you another chance to reorganize the language."

The second senior brother thought for a while, "Master, I think, old pig, that it would be more comfortable for Sha Laosan to ride on a horse?"

There was a bit of emotion in Tang Sanzan's eyes, however.
After looking at his disobedient white horse, Tang Sanzan dismissed this idea again.

"Bajie, there is a poem, I don't know if you have heard it as a teacher."

The second senior brother quickly apologized, "Master, please tell me."

Tang Sanzan cleared his throat, "Cooking beans burns Osmunda, the beans are weeping in the cauldron, they grow from the same root, so why is it too urgent to cook?"

The second senior brother was taken aback, Tang Sanzun patted the second senior brother on the shoulder.

"Bajie, Sha Laosan, he is your real junior after all!"

Second senior brother: "."

Although I'm afraid of being beaten to death by you, I still dare not say what you said, old pig. Why is it as if Lao San Sha is not your real apprentice?

Sha Laosan works hard, eats and sleeps in the open.

Finally on the fourth morning, I walked out of the boundary of Jinsan Mountain.

After passing the Jinmao Mountain, the road is smooth again.

In this way, the master and apprentice went through a long journey that lasted for more than a month.

On this day, there was a river blocking the road ahead, and there was no dry road to pass.

Tang Sanzan looked at the water in front of him, his eyes were thoughtful.

"Bajie, are you thirsty?"

Being asked such a question, the second senior brother was immediately moved.

Master still cares about himself.

Sure enough, Master still loves me!
Immediately, the second senior brother nodded, "Master, I am a bit thirsty after this long journey."

Tang Sanzan flipped his hand, and a bowl appeared in his hand out of thin air.

With a wave of the hand holding the bowl, he scooped up a bowl of water from the river in front of him.

"Thirsty. Just drink some water."

The second senior brother was moved to tears at that time.

"Master."

"Drink."

Tang Sanzun patted the second senior brother on the shoulder, "We'll continue our journey when we're not thirsty."

The second senior brother had tears in his eyes, and he drank heavily after receiving the bowl of 'Gudong Gudong' that Tang Sanzan handed over.

"Ha~"

After drinking a bowl of water, the second senior brother felt refreshed for a while.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but he feels that the river water is extraordinarily sweet compared with the river water in other places, it's clear and sweet, which makes people's lips and teeth fragrant.

Putting the bowl away, the second senior brother looked at Tang Sanzan, and was about to say a few words of gratitude, but his face suddenly changed, and he subconsciously covered his stomach with one hand.

"Bajie, but you have cramps in your stomach?"

Hearing Tang Sanzan's words, the second senior brother was moved by the master's concern for him.

"Master, you don't have to worry. Maybe you lost your breath just now. I'll be fine, old pig."

Tang Sanzan: "No, I mean you should check if you are pregnant."

Second senior brother: "."

(End of this chapter)