Small profiteers in the Three Realms

Chapter 2 The Fairy's Red Envelope

Nanyuan No. 317 House, bedroom [-].

The room was in a mess, the table was covered with all kinds of snacks, and a pile of wine bottles were scattered under the table.

Zhang Shan picked his feet and chewed chicken paws, and said, "Boss, it's not worth jumping into the lake for a money-worshiping girl like Ma Rongrong!"

Zhao Wu echoed: "Yes, yes. Besides, you are just sending love letters to Xiao Ming, so there is no need to jump into the lake!"

Li Ming held up the wine bottle and said emotionally: "Brother Zheng, there are two brothers in one life, I have written down your love. We still have a long way to go, so we must think about it."

Lin Zheng was speechless for a while, and said: "I said that I accidentally stepped on a banana peel and slipped, do you believe me?"

The three of them looked at each other, nodded strangely, and said, "We believe it!"

Lin Zheng wanted to cry but had no tears. It seems that the hat of "Jumping Lake Mingzhi" cannot be taken off!
The feast of wine didn't end until early in the morning, and the other three had already slumped on the bed, so drunk that they passed out.

Somehow, Lin Zheng was unusually sober.

Ma Rongrong's words echoed clearly in his ears, making him very uncomfortable.

Laugh at the poor but not at the prostitutes, in this society, hehe...

Fortunately, Lin is an optimistic person, and he quickly came out of the shadows. He drank the last bottle of wine, clenched his fists, and said loudly: "The laws of heaven reincarnate, and the world is unpredictable. 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, Let's wait and see."

hum~~~
The phone screen lights up, and a message pops up: Taishang Laojun invites you to join the Three Realms trading group.

Taishang Laojun? !
Lin Zheng didn't remember that he had such a good friend.

When I was confused, a message came from the group.

Taishang Laojun: Friends of the immortals, in order to let everyone communicate with each other and practice better, I hereby open the Three Realms trading group. From now on...

Jade Emperor: (Three likes)
King Qin Guang: The underworld sent a congratulatory message! (three applause)

Tang's monk: This is a good deed, with immeasurable merit!Immortals live in heaven, and ghosts live in the underworld. Immortals have a way to cultivate immortals, and ghosts have a way to cultivate. Although gods are high above, ghosts are low, but they are all within the Three Realms... Million words)

Erlang God: (dozes off)
Sun Wukong: Make noise! (three crazy)

Roaring dog: woof woof

……

Lin Zheng was a little dazed, completely unaware of what these people were talking about.

But there is one thing he is sure of, the members of the group are definitely a bunch of teasers.

Just as he was about to withdraw from the group, another message came from the group.

Taishang Laojun: Since it is an auspicious day for the establishment of the Three Realms trading group, let the immortals make a wave of red envelopes!

The Jade Emperor sent a red envelope.

Guanyin Bodhisattva sends a red envelope.

Taishang Laojun sent a red envelope.

Chang'e Fairy sends a red envelope.

……

Seeing the red envelope, Lin Zheng regained his spirits.

No matter what kind of funny group it is, it is a good group if you can give out red envelopes!
As a person who is often so poor that he can only drink northwest wind, he must grab red envelopes when he sees them.

I poke, I poke...

Slow hands, the red envelopes have been robbed!
hand slow...

hand slow...

……

Lin Zheng poked frantically with his fingers, almost leaking the screen, but he didn't grab anything.

"Fuck me, I can't get my unicorn arm for 20 years! Could it be that they are a group of old bachelors in their 50s!"

"I don't agree!"

Lin Zheng's eyes were red, and he used both hands, wishing he could use all his toes.

I poke, I poke...

Congratulations: grabbing the red envelope from Taishang Laojun!
Congratulations: Grab Yuelao's red envelope!

yeah!Grab two!Lin Zhengmei was so beautiful that she almost had a big snot bubble.

However, he did not relax his vigilance, because the red envelopes were still swiping the screen.

However, the following luck was not so good, Lin Zheng's hands were cramped, but he didn't even grab a hair.

The red envelopes that swiped the screen gradually stopped, and the people in the group began to say some unclear words again.

Lin Zheng didn't care about them, and hurriedly opened the red envelope to check.

But after searching for a long time, I couldn't find where the red envelope was.

I have been concentrating on grabbing red envelopes just now, and now I realize that the chat interface of this group is very weird.

Antique, especially Chinese style.

"When was this background developed? I've never heard of it!"

"Is the treasure chest the wallet from before? Open it first and have a look."

Open it and see, it really is.

There are many storage compartments in the treasure chest, which look like the backpacks of characters in online games.

The two red envelopes just grabbed are in the front grid.

Click on one of them, and an explanation window pops up.

[Moon old red rope: increase the favorability value between men and women.How to use: ...], whether to extract?
With doubts, Lin is pressing the 'extract' button.

The phone's flash light flashed suddenly, and then a red string appeared on the table.

wipe!
what is this? !

Lin Zheng's brain short-circuited instantly.

A red string shot out of the phone!
Have you hallucinated from drinking?
He slapped himself.

"It hurts, it hurts."

"Really, it's true!"

"What's the situation with the horse?"

Are these funny group members really a group of gods?
Lin Zheng hurriedly opened another red envelope.

[Tianyan 3.0 version: the latest development of Taishang Laojun, in addition to internal viewing, perspective, remote viewing and other functions, it can be seen in terms of cultivation and merit.How to use: eat it (strawberry flavored)], extract?
extract!

After a ray of light, an eyeball appeared on the table.

This eyeball is very realistic, the same as those in horror movies, the only difference is that it is not so bloody.

"Fuck!"

Lin Zheng yelled in fright and fell off the chair.

An eyeball actually shot out from the phone, it's so scary!
Lin Zheng grabbed the legs of the table and wanted to stand up.

It doesn't matter if you grab it, the table tilts, and the eyeball slides down and falls into the throat.

Gulu, he swallowed it directly.

The next moment, Lin Zheng reacted.

"I actually ate a strawberry-flavored eyeball, vomit..."

At this moment, a strange feeling spread throughout his body.

Gradually, some kind of power seemed to gather in the eyes.

Then, it went dark and I couldn't see anything.

Lin Zhengxin was horrified, he couldn't be blind from eating that strange thing!
Just when he was at a loss, his vision returned to normal, as if nothing had happened just now.

How is this going?

Doesn't it mean that the eyes of the sky can see the cultivation base and merit?

Thinking of this, his field of vision suddenly changed.

When his eyes fell on Li Ming, a few lines of text appeared on both sides of his head.

[Cultivation: Mortal Realm, Combat Power: 5]
[Merit: Mortal, Luck: 3]
Lin Zheng was stunned, his jaw almost dropped.

Your sister is incredible!
At this moment, Lin Zheng believed it, really believed it, this was definitely not an illusion.

That trading group is really a fairy! !

After a brief moment of daze, Lin Zheng jumped up directly.

Developed!Lao Tzu has developed!
The myths and legends are true, the gods in the trading group are real, and the eyeballs I ate just now are also real. Well, it does taste a bit strawberry, vomit...

Why would I join the group of immortals?
Lin Zheng was very confused, but he didn't intend to think about it.

As long as I can hide in this group and snatch a few red envelopes occasionally, I will definitely be able to make a fortune in the future.

They are gods, they are the best treasures in the world if they just throw some rubbish down.

Just when he was so excited that he couldn't help himself, a piece of news in the group poured down like cold water.

Clairvoyance: Why didn't Lin Zhengxian give out red envelopes? (doubt)

Shunfeng Er: That's right, everyone in the group posted it, why didn't you post it? (roll eyes)

Nezha: Send red envelopes, send red envelopes! (despise)

Erlang Shen: If he doesn't give out red envelopes, he will be kicked out. (three kitchen knives)

……

your sister!
Lin just wanted to poke the tricks of Clairvoyance blind.

With such good eyesight, instead of peeking at the fairy taking a bath, she came here to find the young master's bad luck.

I wanted to dive for ten thousand years, but I didn't expect to be caught so soon.

Looking at the posture in the group, if you don't give out red envelopes, you may really be kicked out.

Horse's!I finally hugged a thigh, and before I caught it, I was about to fall.

Lin Zheng was sweating profusely...

(End of this chapter)