Small profiteers in the Three Realms

Chapter 3 I want to be a school belle

Lin Zheng is now on the verge of riding a tiger.

Don’t post it, it’s definitely not possible, a group of gods are chasing after you!

Post it, it doesn't work, he is a god, how could he pay attention to mortal things, or he might reveal his secrets.

Leaving aside the issue of what to send, I don't even know how to send it now.

Hey, what a headache for your sister!

Blame the clairvoyance, why is the eyesight so good!

"I curse you to see the fairy grow needles in the bath, hum!"

Lin Zheng reluctantly picked up the phone, planning to study how to send red envelopes first.

The interface of the Three Realms Trading Group is very weird, and after searching for a long time, I couldn't find where to send red envelopes.

However, a 'sweep' button under the treasure chest attracted his attention.

"What does 'sweep' mean?" Lin Zheng tapped lightly.

The next moment, the phone's flash lights up, and a beam of light shoots out.

Then, suddenly something was missing from the table.

Immediately afterwards, the group received a message: Lin is sending a red envelope.

"Damn it, what did I post?" Lin Zheng was shocked.

Opening the red envelope and looking at it, the whole person is suddenly in a bad mood.

Nima!
Actually sent a can of Laoganma spicy sauce to the gods!

The most deadly thing is that the person who grabbed the red envelope is Monkey King.

The book said that he has a bad temper. After receiving this thing, he won't go berserk, right?

Lin Zheng seemed to have seen such a scene: he was being chased and beaten all over the street by a monkey holding a stick.

"Why am I so cheap, why did I press that button, it's over now." Lin Zheng was about to cry.

Time passed bit by bit, Lin Zheng was holding his phone, sweating profusely.

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, who saves suffering, please protect me, and don't let that monkey's hair grow wild."

hum~~~
Messages from the group.

Lin Zheng's heart jumped into his throat.

Muster up great courage and aim at the group information.

The next moment, Lin Zheng was stunned.

Sun Wukong: What is this?It's so delicious!Please let me know! (a screen of drooling)

It was only now that Lin Zheng remembered that he had torn off the label of the can of Laoganma Spicy Sauce, no wonder the Great Sage didn't know about it.

It's really lucky, if he sees the words on it, his identity will definitely be exposed.

Monkey King's words ignited the Three Realms trading group, and everyone asked questions.

Messenger of the altar: Brother Monkey, is it really so delicious? (Slobber)
Nezha: Unaware of the Ming calendar. (curious)

Stove Lord: Since the Great Sage is full of praise for this, it must be a rare holy product.

Sun Wukong: I have never eaten such a delicious thing. It is fragrant and spicy. It is so refreshing to spread it on flat peaches! (Slobber)
Queen Mother: The monkey stole my flat peaches again! (angry)
……

Lin Zheng stared blankly at the news in the group, feeling that his three views were shattered.

Unexpectedly, a can of Laoganma spicy sauce made Sun Dasheng so obsessed.

However, his way of eating is also too unique.

Holding flat peaches and dipping them in Laoganma sauce, this picture is too spicy for the eyes!
At this time, the group sent another message.

Sun Wukong: Friends Lin Zheng, what is this?Is there any more?My grandson didn't enjoy it.Want to ask for another can to try.

Messenger of the altar: My old pig wants it too.

Erlang God: Same request.

Bull Demon King: Same request.

Qin Guangwang: Same request.

……

I wipe!These gods have a strong taste!
It's just a jar of sauce, and it's so crazy.

Thinking of this, Lin Zheng showed a wicked smile.

Since these gods have such unique tastes, why don't I come to a rare commodity to live in, and take the opportunity to drive up the price.

One is to let them know that I have a treasure in my hand, so they dare not kick me casually; two, to take the opportunity to exchange for something useful.

Yes, that's how it should be done.

wakaka……

Thinking of this, Lin Zheng replied: Friends of the immortals, this thing is called Laoganma Spicy Sauce, and it is the best among the sacred products.As for the taste, the Great Sage must have understood it.This item is extremely rare, and getting a jar is hard as hell.However, since all the immortal friends like it, I will try my best to find it, and once I find it, I will share it with you, okay?
Purifying Altar Messenger: Interesting enough!Lin Zhengxian, from today on, you are my old pig's friend! (three likes)

Sun Wukong: Brother Lin Zheng, my old grandson will not take your things for nothing.And Laoganma Spicy Sauce, I am willing to exchange it with you, you go to me first. (expect)

Erlang God: My little fairy friend, come to me first, I am richer than that Pohou. (smirk)

Sun Wukong: You just have more dogs than me, so what's there to be proud of. (despise)

Roaring dog: woof woof

Nezha: Come to me first, I am the second generation official. (arrogant)

All the immortals: (contemptuous)

……

Seeing them tearing each other up, Lin Zheng was overjoyed.

Not only successfully stayed in the group, but also developed a group of potential customers.

This feeling, is it a cool word.

Lin Zheng climbed onto the bed, watching them tear apart, and looking forward to his future life.

Looking at it, he actually fell asleep.

In his sleep, Lin Zheng became a fairy, soaring on the clouds in the blue sky, feeling extremely comfortable.

Suddenly, several slaps fell from the sky, interrupting his dream.

Opening his eyes, he saw Li Ming patting his cheek.

"What the hell?" Lin Zheng asked with narrowed eyes.

While putting on his trousers, Li Ming said anxiously, "I'm going to be late!"

"Not going!" Lin Zheng rolled over and went back to sleep.

Li Ming was stunned for a moment, and reminded: "This morning's class is "History of Chinese Culture"!"

Hearing this, Lin Zheng immediately lost his sleepiness and jumped out of bed.

In college, there is such a saying: compulsory courses must be skipped, elective courses must be skipped.

Why did Lin Zheng take such an elective course so seriously?

The reason was not that she was afraid of being called by the teacher, but because the school girl Lin Yuluo had also chosen this course.

It is precisely because of the existence of the school belle that this elective course is the most popular course in the school.

Not to mention being absent, not even being late.

What's even more exaggerated is that in order to sit closer to the school belle, some people actually occupied the seat all night.

The four of Lin Zheng packed up in a hurry, picked up their schoolbags, and rushed to the classroom, not even having breakfast.

When I came to the classroom, it was already overcrowded.

In desperation, I can only choose a remote seat.

The originally noisy classroom became quiet because of Lin Zheng's entry.

Countless gazes projected over with various emotions.

Apparently, they had read yesterday's post, and they had already humanized Lin Zheng's identity.

"Look, the one with the poorest clothes is the one who jumped into the lake yesterday."

"My God, if you are so poor, you dare to chase after Ma Rongrong, and bring shame on yourself."

"Such poor people are not worthy of dating."

"Shh, stop talking, he's looking at you."

"What are you afraid of, what I said is the truth."

……

Hearing these flies screeching so early in the morning, Lin Zheng felt very depressed.

Throwing his schoolbag on the table, Lin Zheng fell asleep, not even in the mood to admire the school beauty.

After sleeping for a while, Lin Zheng woke up and found that Zhang Shan was looking at the book like an idiot.

Let me wipe, is this product modified?

What kind of books are you reading without the school flower?
"What are you doing?" Lin Zheng pissed him off and asked.

Zhang Shan was startled, moved the book over mysteriously, and said, "Look!"

Lin Zheng glanced at it, but didn't see anything special, and asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

Zhang Shan carefully took out a hair from the gap in the book, and said, "This is the school beauty's hair."

Lin Zheng almost fell to the ground, punched him, and said, "Perverted idiot!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Zheng's heart trembled suddenly, because he remembered the red envelope Yuelao sent last night.

The next moment, a bold idea flooded into my mind.

"I want to be the school belle!"

　Don't forget to collect it!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)