Survival Master of Wilderness Live

Chapter 236 Hippo farts, bursts out!

Isabel turned the car key and ignited the off-road vehicle, then asked with a frown.

"why are you laughing?"

Ciao, was found?A trace of embarrassment appeared on Chen Hu's face, and he said casually:

"It's nothing."

Hearing this, Yisha shrugged, and then drove the off-road vehicle again to the river not far away, but the tourists in the live broadcast room were inexplicably excited!
"Shen Zangjian: Everyone, let's interpret, Lord Tiger's bewildering smile before!"

"Niu Fenghuang: Mysterious smile? Do you need to interpret this? Of course I'm happy to pick up two elands for nothing!"

"Old driver: The pattern upstairs is broken. The old driver tells you that things are definitely not as simple as you imagined."

"Hey, he likes to be stimulated: Those two spin-horn are both 'male', do the males understand?"

"You talk very gay: Hey, don't you have sheep whips and sheep pills?"

"It's fine to say a few words: awesome! Oh my god, hahaha! Lord Tiger has something to eat at noon!"

"A Rabid Rabbit: 233"

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Sheep whip, sheep draft pill?Fuck!Chen Hu's eyes lit up, he was only thinking about the sheepskin, and almost forgot about it, but the barrage of tourists reminded him, Chen Hu laughed again.

Isabel, who was driving an off-road vehicle, saw the guy next to him smiling again, and couldn't help frowning:
"Neuropathy!"

Neuropathy?Chen Hu curled his lips, and could only say, brother's world is too profound, you know nothing!Afterwards, there was no talking all the way, and not long after, the off-road vehicle arrived at the river bank, but Isabel did not stop, but continued to drive along the river, looking at the river bank from time to time, as if looking for some animals.

Seeing this, Chen Hu couldn't help asking:
"What animal are you looking for? It can't be a crocodile?"

Hearing this, Isabel shook her head and said:

"It's not a crocodile, the animal I'm looking for is a hippopotamus."

Worth!He knew that nothing good would happen if this girl came to the river, Chen Hu was powerless to complain, whether it was a crocodile or a hippopotamus, they were very ferocious animals, and they had records of killing humans.

I have to say that Isabel's courage is really big enough, Chen Hu couldn't help asking:
"You don't think you can get close to hippos safely, do you?"

Isabel gave a blank look, and then said:

"Of course I know that hippos are very dangerous. They will attack any animal that invades their territory. I just wanted to find a place where hippos frequent and install some bio-cameras."

Hearing this, Chen Hu heaved a sigh of relief, as long as he didn't touch the hippo directly, otherwise it would not be fun to be targeted by that kind of big guy.

Not long after, Isabel stopped the off-road vehicle immediately after seeing a few hippopotamuses on the water, and then took out five bio-cameras from the tool box, which were basically square and about the size of bricks. Hidden, but green on the outside.

Seeing this, Chen Hu immediately stepped forward to help hold it. After getting off the car, the two came to a tree. Under Yisha's signal, they used the bandage on the camera to tie it to the tree trunk on the river bank. Facing the water.

This kind of biological camera has an infrared function. When an animal appears in the lens, it will automatically capture, take pictures and video at the same time, and it can work no matter it is day or night, as long as the battery is replaced regularly.

If some sophisticated party jumped out and said this kind of thing, it would be too high-tech, right?Does such a thing really exist in reality?Don't ask this question, or you will be laughed out of your teeth.

In fact, biological cameras existed as early as 30 or [-] years ago, even imitating various animals, and there are simulation cameras made, so it is still useful to read more books.

Isn't it too cruel not to give others a chance to pretend?
Chen Hu decided in his heart that he should make more small mistakes during the live broadcast in the future, so that the tourists have something to complain about, otherwise, how can they pretend to be aggressive?
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After installing the first biological camera, the two got back into the car and continued along the river. Whenever hippos were found on the water, Isabel would choose a suitable place and Chen Hu would install the camera equipment.

In just over half an hour, four biological cameras were installed successively, but when the fifth camera was installed, an accident happened.

However, Chen Hu climbed to a bush near the water bank, clamped the trunk with his thighs, and was about to tie the biological camera to a branch, but the angle of the camera was facing the river.

However, Chen Hu suddenly discovered through the reflection of the camera that a hippopotamus on the bank of the water rushed straight over, his expression changed immediately, and he immediately turned back and shouted at Isabel:

"There's a hippo coming ashore, so hurry back to the car!"

When Isabel heard this, she turned her head and saw an adult hippopotamus had landed on the shore. She turned pale with fright. After taking a few steps back, she looked at Chen Hu and said urgently:

"Come down quickly and come with me!"

Seeing this, Chen Hu scolded:
"Bitch, don't worry about me, get lost!"

This curse word made Chen Hu feel very comfortable. Sure enough, after Isabel heard it, she was not angry. She knew in her heart that Chen Hu wanted to tie up the camera, so she didn't dare to delay any longer. She immediately returned to the car and shouted road:
"You don't get down from the tree until the hippo is gone."

Do you still need to teach me this?Chen Hu twitched the corner of his mouth, and then continued to tie the camera to the branch, but the hippopotamus came under the tree. After seeing Chen Hu on the tree, it immediately opened its terrifying big mouth.

The four yellow fangs were as thick as a human forearm, but the big mouth on the river opened 120°, and the cliff could swallow Chen Hu in one gulp.

The black and red hippopotamus under the tree scared the countless tourists in the live broadcast room to pee in an instant!All kinds of frightening barrages emerged endlessly and rolled rapidly.

However, Chen Hu didn't pay attention. After tying up the camera equipment, he turned around and saw the hippopotamus with its mouth wide open.Lao Tzu is on a tree, can you still climb a tree?
Although the size of the hippopotamus is large enough, it is far from being comparable to an elephant, so it is impossible to bring down a bush, even if this guy wants to spend it with Chen Hu.

This kind of amphibious animal couldn't get water immediately for too long, so Chen Hu wasn't worried at all, and then he whistled on the tree and waited.

Seeing that he could not attack the target, the hippo immediately became furious when he heard the whistle, and then made a movement that shocked Chen Hu. The hippo turned around and pointed its butt at Chen Hu on the tree. .

how?Want to be like an elephant, hitting a tree with your butt?Can it be so funny?

Chen Hu smiled, but Isabel on the off-road vehicle suddenly heard something, and then waved her hands one after another to make Chen Hu be careful.

However, even though she reminded him, Chen Hu still didn't care, so... Then, he was in a tragedy!
However, the adult hippopotamus pointed its butt at Chen Huhou, then shook its short tail and let out a long loud fart!

puff! ~~~~~~
How long is this fart?Anyway, it's not a matter of one or two seconds, but tens of seconds, but the power of the fart alone can shake Chen Hu off the tree?

The millions of tourists on the two live broadcast platforms all opened their eyes wide at this moment, and saw that after the hippo farted, the chrysanthemum seemed to turn on the shower nozzle, countless small yellow-green water droplets, mixed with green poop, that is, feces, covering their heads and faces , Spray to the shrubs.

Presenting a perfect scattered shape, Chen Hu was suddenly thrown in the face by the hippo's feces, and his whole body was instantly petrified. The tourists in the live broadcast were all dumbfounded.

After tens of seconds, the hippopotamus stopped farting, then kicked on the ground with its two hind legs, and swaggered towards the water bank.

And that bush, including Chen Hu on the tree, all turned yellow-green!The weak part is the trunk, Chen Hu's clothes, and his face are almost all hippo feces.

boom!
In an instant, Nima exploded in the live broadcast room!

Hippo farts and bursts out?

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(End of this chapter)