Survival Master of Wilderness Live

Chapter 237 Minecraft, You Don't Understand!

When the hippopotamus returned to the water, Chen Hu on the bush was covered in yellow-green hippopotamus feces, which is the legendary poop. These feces are composed of aquatic plants and other plants, except for the smell. , and a plant-specific fragrance.

Chen Hu rolled his eyes on the spot, and then fell from the tree with a dull sound. Seeing this, Isabel hurriedly got out of the car to check, and then pinched her nose to come around Chen Hu, only to find that this guy... It's a poop guy, and he's crying!
"Chen, are you okay?" Isabel asked with concern.

This time, Chen Hu didn't pass out, but it was even worse. Although he was not injured, he was tortured by the hippo's fart and cried directly. Are all the animals in Africa turned into spirits?

If you fart, can it burst out?This day can't be passed!
At this moment, Chen Hu, who was lying on the grass, gradually shed a tear from the corner of his eye. Hearing Isabel's words, he couldn't help saying:

"Don't talk, I want to be quiet."

Isabel was taken aback for a moment, then suppressed her smile, and nodded. This time, she didn't say that Chen Hu was naive, but changed her view on this guy.

Just now Chen Hu was alone in the tree and let her escape first, which seemed very manly. Even if this guy was still swearing at that time, Isabel suddenly found that the character of this Asian man in front of him was still good.

However, Yisha didn't know that Chen Hu had already planned in his heart that sooner or later he would fall in love with her.

However, Chen Hu, covered in feces, was lying on the grass looking at the blue sky and white clouds in the sky, obviously doubting his life, but the barrage in the Douyu live broadcast room was about to explode!
"Han Haishen Kong: Damn it! Lord Tiger has been tortured and cried by that fart?"

"Everything will be bearish: anchor, don't be sad, as long as life is still alive, Daqin can take it back at any time!"

"Master Void: The hippopotamus farts, and it actually bursts out... I express my sympathy for Master Tiger's experience."

"Eating noodles on a rainy day: Men don't cry, stand up and continue masturbating!"

"Mo Leixuan: Stand up and masturbate +1"

"Stand up +10086"

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Amidst countless barrages, Chen Hu slowly got up from the ground. Although his body was dirty, the tourists gave him strength. No matter what, the man had to stand up and masturbate!
Afterwards, Chen Hu asked Isabel to wait for a while, ran to the bank of a water, jumped in and cleaned it, who knew that there might be Nile crocodiles in the water, but Chen Hu, who was covered in hippo feces, would not be caught. to attack.

Ten minutes later, Chen Hu returned to the shore, all the feces on his body fell off, and he felt refreshed all over, and he returned to the off-road vehicle randomly. After seeing the wet Chen Hu, Isabel didn't feel disgusted, but cared again asked:
"Chen, are you okay?"

Hearing this, Chen Hu shook his head and said with a smile:
"It's okay, I just took a shower."

Isabel looked at Chen Hu seriously, seeing that this guy was really fine, so she nodded and said:

"Okay, let's go back to the camp, that's all for today."

Afterwards, the off-road vehicle restarted and drove towards the camp, while Chen Hu was sitting in the passenger cab, watching the scenery outside and retreating rapidly.

This dog-day hippopotamus!

Chen Hu twitched the corner of his mouth. Although he was covered in feces, he was lucky that he was not in danger. Moreover, outsiders might not have heard of such an experience, let alone seen it.

More than an hour later, the off-road vehicle returned to the baobab tree. After the door was opened, Hubi and Pingtou sister jumped out of the car immediately, screaming for food, and Chen Hu took the carcasses of the two antelopes to dispose of them.

The antelope is huge in size, with two heads adding up to nearly 400 kilograms. It took Chen Hu a lot of time to process the meat. After removing the head and unpalatable internal organs, it still weighs more than [-] kilograms.

Chen Hu came back and forth three times before transporting all the cut meat, including the sheepskin, back to the tree hole, and then began to make lunch. For this meal, the freshest mutton must be eaten.

Not long after, a strong lamb leg was being smoked on the fire. Chen Hu took the time to cut three small sticks with a dagger, and then secretly took out four lamb pills and two slender lamb whips from the tortoise shell. .

After they were all strung on small wooden sticks, they were immediately put into the fire and started to be smoked. Although this process was sneaky, it couldn't escape Isabel's eyes.

"What are you baking?" Isa asked curiously.

Hearing the question, Chen Hu also let go. After all, she is a foreign girl, so she didn't bother to hide it, so she smiled and said:

"It's a good thing. You're a zoologist, don't you know that?"

As he spoke, Chen Hu put the three skewers in front of Yisha's eyes. When the latter saw the four round lamb balls and two lamb whips, his expression changed instantly.

"nausea!"

Isabel cursed and immediately turned her head away. Seeing this, Chen Hu couldn't help laughing and said:

"My world, you don't understand!"

How can she understand such a great tonic?But the male tourists in the live broadcast room were collectively excited!There is absolutely no way too much of this kind of food that has the effects of strengthening yang and nourishing the kidney!

But after Chen Hu grilled the skewers, Hubi and Sister Pingtou wanted to grab them, but Chen Hu wiped out the three skewers quickly with lightning speed.

【drop! ~The host eats the best sheep whip and sheep pick pills, stamina +1 (repeated consumption will have no effect)]

Second Olympic!How did you add endurance this time?Chen Hu was depressed. He originally thought about increasing his physical fitness, but it turned out that his stamina was +1. Although he was a little depressed, it was the only way to go.

At least there is an increase in attributes, and endurance, isn't it equal to persistence?right?Chen Hu smiled, but the tourists in the live broadcast room sent out barrages one after another, asking what the sheep whip and the sheep draft pill taste like.

What's it like?Two words, thief fragrance!

An hour later, after lunch, Chen Hu, Isabel and the two little guys began to rest in the tree hole, but they didn't plan to go out in the afternoon, and Isa was going to use it to sort out the information and plan for future research subject.

Chen Hu fixed the two spinhorn sheepskins on a tripod and took them outside to expose to the sun. At the same time, he stacked the warthog skins that had been dried yesterday. Currently he has two warthog skins and one impala skin. , and the two spinhorn antelope skins I just got.

Almost tomorrow, you can make a big animal skin bed, and then...Chen Hu glanced at Isabel who was boiling hot water to make coffee, and let you be arrogant for another day, then...see if you dare to shock me!
Obviously, Chen Hu, who was going to make a big bed, was determined to pounce on this foreign girl, just to avenge the previous three powers!Only in this way can Isabel experience the power of Chinese men!

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(End of this chapter)