Heavenly Court Reader
Chapter 335 Monkey, stop making trouble!
Chapter 335 Monkey, stop making trouble!
"Senior Bai Jiahei, may I ask if you have a complete set of cultivation techniques? If so, can you send a copy to my grandson?" Monkey pressed his Xianyu mobile phone and said to Bai Jiahei with such address .
For this white and black, monkeys are no strangers!
Whether it was "Wukong Biography" written by Bai Jiahei before, or the novels sent by Bai Jiahei later to help the monkey become a saint, these things are still fresh in the monkey's memory, and he never forgets them.
It's just that even though the monkey is sanctified, it's still not very good at talking as before. Everything is explained directly by actions, so in addition to giving Bai Jiahei a gift of 72 transformations, life fruit, twelve merits and golden lotus, etc. Well, he really didn't have a good chat with Bai Jiahei.
This time, if it wasn't for obtaining a spiritual cultivation method that could surpass a saint, Monkey would probably not put down his face and take the initiative to talk to Bai Jiahei.
After sending the message, the monkey sat upright in his dojo, waiting patiently for Bai Jiahei's reply!
mortal world.
The island of Sanya, on a certain beach.
At this moment, Han Feng was lying on the beach, bathing in the afternoon sun.
Because it is summer now, and the temperature in the south is generally high, so yesterday afternoon, Han Feng drove directly to Tengyun and brought his family to Sanya for vacation.
Although Han Feng's family have become immortals and are not afraid of the severe cold and heat, Han Feng still forced his parents to come here for no other reason than to find a reason to bring them out for fun. By the way, do your best.
Because Han Feng knew that in the near future, he would definitely go to the space of "Misty Journey" through the reader to find a way to surpass the saint.
And this time, Han Feng himself didn't know how long he would stay there, so he wanted to spend more time with his parents during this period of time.
Seeing his parents come to this unknown Sanya, and finally dared to play with their youthful appearance, Han Feng showed a faint smile on his face, very grateful for the decision he made yesterday.
"Wow, ouch! Cool!"
Picking up the iced drink beside him, Han Feng took a sip, closed his eyes and savored the coolness in his mouth.
At this moment, Han's father and Han's mother are learning to surf on the sea. Since they have already recovered their physical strength in their twenties, there is no problem at all in surfing.
In addition, the summer waves in Sanya are very suitable for beginners to practice, so Han Feng is not worried about any problems with his parents.
Even if something goes wrong, there will still be Wan Yun watching there, and at worst, there will be Lu Wa and the others!
On the sea, Han's father and Han's mother took advantage of the waves to step on the surfboards in their hands and rushed forward along the waves. It wasn't long before they learned by themselves, and they already had the attitude of a veteran .
Wan Yun took Xiaolu, Bai Jingjing and the others, each wearing a life buoy, floating quietly on the sea and watching.
Of course, with their cultivation base, there is actually no need for a lifebuoy at all.
But because Xiaolu and the others all look like little lolitas, in order not to attract the attention of others, they just found a life-saving trap to put on their bodies to make a show!
Little Green Baby and the others sometimes, occasionally when no one is paying attention, suddenly dive into the bottom of the sea, and then fish out a small fish, shell, sea cucumber, etc. from the bottom of the sea.
However, most of these things were caught by Bai Jingjing and Xiao Jinsheng. The two of them would not refuse anyone, as long as they caught them, no matter if it was a small fish or a big fish, whether it was a shell or a sea turtle, they would all be eaten by them. They swallowed it in one gulp.
Only the little green baby is better. After all, she is a serious innate gourd incarnation, with very high heels, so she doesn't like these crazy animals at all.
thump!
Taking advantage of no one's attention, Bai Jingjing turned over in a wave, and dived into the bottom of the sea with a swoosh, then quickly picked up a striped fish from the bottom of the sea, opened her mouth and swallowed it in one gulp.
Han Feng cast a glance, a black line appeared on his forehead, among the three Taoist boys, only this Bai Jingjing was the most gluttonous, what the hell is going to bring the little green baby to ruin!
"Nimma, why did the deity accept such a foodie?" Han Feng took a few glances, and after confirming that there would be no problems with his parents, he stopped paying too much attention, and turned his head to shift his gaze to Many beauties walking around in front of my eyes.
Damn, this is a holy place for vacation, there are beauties in bikinis walking around everywhere, how can you be worthy of your own eyes if you don't take a second look?
Han Feng tilted his head, glanced straight ahead, and saw all the beauties in bikinis on the beach thoroughly.
Of course, Han Feng is not so obscene that he needs to use the eye of marriage to see through it, he is just purely admiring it!
With his current status as a quasi-sage, he still wouldn't use any special means on these mortal beauties. Even if he wanted to use them, at least they would have to be those innate beauties from the prehistoric period!Such as Nuwa, Houtu, etc.
Thinking of this, Han Feng was no longer in the mood to appreciate bikinis on the beach, "Damn it, why did I forget to get Nuwa when I was in the prehistoric world? It doesn't matter if it's not good for Yaochi!"
Han Feng looked up at the sky, his heart pounding for a while, this is really crazy, why did he only think about the mission when he was in the prehistoric?
But it's too late to think about it now, unless I use the Moonlight Treasure Box again to travel to the prehistoric time.
Rubbing his temples, Han Feng lit a cigarette, took a puff, thought for a while, and finally suppressed the idea of traveling to the prehistoric time again!
Forget it, let's see if there is any new movement in Tianting today!
Taking out his mobile phone casually, Han Feng lay on the beach, casually flipping through the homepage of Tianting Reader.
Since his "Misty Journey" was banned by Tiandao a few days ago, he has not logged into the Tianting Reader for several days, as if he was fighting against the system of the Tianting Reader!
The way of heaven is far stronger than Han Feng thought. Originally, he also uploaded a novel that surpassed the power system of saints, which could properly earn tens of billions of merit coins, and by the way, he could find a way to transcend the way of heaven.
But who the hell knew, just after finishing the book for a while, Tiandao jumped out and blocked it!Han Feng didn't even have a place to complain, who the hell could he turn to?
"Heaven, oh heaven, sooner or later this deity will be beyond your control!" Han Feng whispered, looking at the titles of the books on the homepage of the reader with some headaches, what the hell are these gods thinking in their heads?Why even upload such a novel?
"Can the Heavenly Court Make Waves", author: Lei Zhenzi.
"Fa Hai Doesn't Know Love", author: Bai Suzhen.
"God of Pigs", author: Zhu Bajie.
"Ghost Wife", author: Meng Po.
Looking at the sloppy titles on the reading page, Han Feng swiped his finger and jumped over from the reading page, and then clicked back to his author background.
"Huh? Sun Houzi actually sent me a message again?" Han Feng clicked on the private message sent by Houzi in surprise, looked at it, raised his eyebrows in an instant, and said to himself in a low voice: "I'll go, what's the matter with Monkey?" Will you suddenly ask yourself for a magic spell to cultivate the gods?"
Seeing the private message sent by the monkey, Han Feng was a little stunned for a while. This nima hasn't found the law of cultivating the gods yet, so the monkey asked him to ask for it first. What the hell are you doing? ?
Could it be that someone leaked the information that he was going to the space of "Misty Journey"?Logically, it shouldn't be!This f*cking idea of mine is just spinning around in my head, and I haven't taken action yet!It is impossible for anyone to know!
I really don't understand the monkey, and from where I heard that I have the magic art of cultivation, Han Feng can only reply on the phone: "Don't make trouble, monkey, there is no magic art here at all! If there is one, the deity must Send you a copy!"
Because Han Feng had never been to Heaven since that time when he attended the Heavenly Court fan gathering, so at this moment he didn't know that the monkey had been sanctified, and it was still the kind of existence that had been sanctified by beheading three corpses.
What's more, the monkey actually disregarded Heaven's warning, and privately deduced from the plot of "The Misty Journey" through innate deduction that the method of cultivating the gods is real.
"Senior Bai Jiahei, don't hide and choke when you are old, my old grandson has already calculated it, you must have the law of cultivating gods in your hands, you should give me a copy!"
As soon as Houzi received Han Feng's reply, he typed casually and said, "And anyway, my old grandson can be regarded as your half-disciple, right? If it weren't for your boss' guidance, my grandson wouldn't be able to become a saint." This step."
puff!
When did I tell the monkey to be holy?Han Feng looked at the message sent by the monkey stupidly, and he didn't realize it for a long time. He didn't know when he taught the monkey to become a saint.
Isn't this just kidding yourself?I'm not even sanctified yet!Han Feng replied speechlessly: "Monkey, let's stop making trouble, can we? When did this deity tell you to become a saint?"
"Senior, did you forget? Just those books you gave me last time, "The Legend of the Great Sage" and "Journey to the West"! Didn't you send those books to my grandson? My grandson just read those books Afterwards, he beheaded his own corpse and became a saint." The monkey replied truthfully.
puff!
Biography of the Great Sage?Journey to the West?At this moment, Han Feng finally remembered that when he uploaded the "Wukong Biography" earlier, he had indeed sent those novels to the monkey.
But he really didn't expect that the monkey would be able to realize the idea of killing his own corpse just by reading these novels. How high a level of understanding is this?
PS: Because my little nephew is full moon today, I came back late after drinking, which caused the update to be late today. I'm really sorry everyone!
PS: Another novel "The Most Dazzling Star" is recommended. Friends who are interested can read it!
(End of this chapter)
"Senior Bai Jiahei, may I ask if you have a complete set of cultivation techniques? If so, can you send a copy to my grandson?" Monkey pressed his Xianyu mobile phone and said to Bai Jiahei with such address .
For this white and black, monkeys are no strangers!
Whether it was "Wukong Biography" written by Bai Jiahei before, or the novels sent by Bai Jiahei later to help the monkey become a saint, these things are still fresh in the monkey's memory, and he never forgets them.
It's just that even though the monkey is sanctified, it's still not very good at talking as before. Everything is explained directly by actions, so in addition to giving Bai Jiahei a gift of 72 transformations, life fruit, twelve merits and golden lotus, etc. Well, he really didn't have a good chat with Bai Jiahei.
This time, if it wasn't for obtaining a spiritual cultivation method that could surpass a saint, Monkey would probably not put down his face and take the initiative to talk to Bai Jiahei.
After sending the message, the monkey sat upright in his dojo, waiting patiently for Bai Jiahei's reply!
mortal world.
The island of Sanya, on a certain beach.
At this moment, Han Feng was lying on the beach, bathing in the afternoon sun.
Because it is summer now, and the temperature in the south is generally high, so yesterday afternoon, Han Feng drove directly to Tengyun and brought his family to Sanya for vacation.
Although Han Feng's family have become immortals and are not afraid of the severe cold and heat, Han Feng still forced his parents to come here for no other reason than to find a reason to bring them out for fun. By the way, do your best.
Because Han Feng knew that in the near future, he would definitely go to the space of "Misty Journey" through the reader to find a way to surpass the saint.
And this time, Han Feng himself didn't know how long he would stay there, so he wanted to spend more time with his parents during this period of time.
Seeing his parents come to this unknown Sanya, and finally dared to play with their youthful appearance, Han Feng showed a faint smile on his face, very grateful for the decision he made yesterday.
"Wow, ouch! Cool!"
Picking up the iced drink beside him, Han Feng took a sip, closed his eyes and savored the coolness in his mouth.
At this moment, Han's father and Han's mother are learning to surf on the sea. Since they have already recovered their physical strength in their twenties, there is no problem at all in surfing.
In addition, the summer waves in Sanya are very suitable for beginners to practice, so Han Feng is not worried about any problems with his parents.
Even if something goes wrong, there will still be Wan Yun watching there, and at worst, there will be Lu Wa and the others!
On the sea, Han's father and Han's mother took advantage of the waves to step on the surfboards in their hands and rushed forward along the waves. It wasn't long before they learned by themselves, and they already had the attitude of a veteran .
Wan Yun took Xiaolu, Bai Jingjing and the others, each wearing a life buoy, floating quietly on the sea and watching.
Of course, with their cultivation base, there is actually no need for a lifebuoy at all.
But because Xiaolu and the others all look like little lolitas, in order not to attract the attention of others, they just found a life-saving trap to put on their bodies to make a show!
Little Green Baby and the others sometimes, occasionally when no one is paying attention, suddenly dive into the bottom of the sea, and then fish out a small fish, shell, sea cucumber, etc. from the bottom of the sea.
However, most of these things were caught by Bai Jingjing and Xiao Jinsheng. The two of them would not refuse anyone, as long as they caught them, no matter if it was a small fish or a big fish, whether it was a shell or a sea turtle, they would all be eaten by them. They swallowed it in one gulp.
Only the little green baby is better. After all, she is a serious innate gourd incarnation, with very high heels, so she doesn't like these crazy animals at all.
thump!
Taking advantage of no one's attention, Bai Jingjing turned over in a wave, and dived into the bottom of the sea with a swoosh, then quickly picked up a striped fish from the bottom of the sea, opened her mouth and swallowed it in one gulp.
Han Feng cast a glance, a black line appeared on his forehead, among the three Taoist boys, only this Bai Jingjing was the most gluttonous, what the hell is going to bring the little green baby to ruin!
"Nimma, why did the deity accept such a foodie?" Han Feng took a few glances, and after confirming that there would be no problems with his parents, he stopped paying too much attention, and turned his head to shift his gaze to Many beauties walking around in front of my eyes.
Damn, this is a holy place for vacation, there are beauties in bikinis walking around everywhere, how can you be worthy of your own eyes if you don't take a second look?
Han Feng tilted his head, glanced straight ahead, and saw all the beauties in bikinis on the beach thoroughly.
Of course, Han Feng is not so obscene that he needs to use the eye of marriage to see through it, he is just purely admiring it!
With his current status as a quasi-sage, he still wouldn't use any special means on these mortal beauties. Even if he wanted to use them, at least they would have to be those innate beauties from the prehistoric period!Such as Nuwa, Houtu, etc.
Thinking of this, Han Feng was no longer in the mood to appreciate bikinis on the beach, "Damn it, why did I forget to get Nuwa when I was in the prehistoric world? It doesn't matter if it's not good for Yaochi!"
Han Feng looked up at the sky, his heart pounding for a while, this is really crazy, why did he only think about the mission when he was in the prehistoric?
But it's too late to think about it now, unless I use the Moonlight Treasure Box again to travel to the prehistoric time.
Rubbing his temples, Han Feng lit a cigarette, took a puff, thought for a while, and finally suppressed the idea of traveling to the prehistoric time again!
Forget it, let's see if there is any new movement in Tianting today!
Taking out his mobile phone casually, Han Feng lay on the beach, casually flipping through the homepage of Tianting Reader.
Since his "Misty Journey" was banned by Tiandao a few days ago, he has not logged into the Tianting Reader for several days, as if he was fighting against the system of the Tianting Reader!
The way of heaven is far stronger than Han Feng thought. Originally, he also uploaded a novel that surpassed the power system of saints, which could properly earn tens of billions of merit coins, and by the way, he could find a way to transcend the way of heaven.
But who the hell knew, just after finishing the book for a while, Tiandao jumped out and blocked it!Han Feng didn't even have a place to complain, who the hell could he turn to?
"Heaven, oh heaven, sooner or later this deity will be beyond your control!" Han Feng whispered, looking at the titles of the books on the homepage of the reader with some headaches, what the hell are these gods thinking in their heads?Why even upload such a novel?
"Can the Heavenly Court Make Waves", author: Lei Zhenzi.
"Fa Hai Doesn't Know Love", author: Bai Suzhen.
"God of Pigs", author: Zhu Bajie.
"Ghost Wife", author: Meng Po.
Looking at the sloppy titles on the reading page, Han Feng swiped his finger and jumped over from the reading page, and then clicked back to his author background.
"Huh? Sun Houzi actually sent me a message again?" Han Feng clicked on the private message sent by Houzi in surprise, looked at it, raised his eyebrows in an instant, and said to himself in a low voice: "I'll go, what's the matter with Monkey?" Will you suddenly ask yourself for a magic spell to cultivate the gods?"
Seeing the private message sent by the monkey, Han Feng was a little stunned for a while. This nima hasn't found the law of cultivating the gods yet, so the monkey asked him to ask for it first. What the hell are you doing? ?
Could it be that someone leaked the information that he was going to the space of "Misty Journey"?Logically, it shouldn't be!This f*cking idea of mine is just spinning around in my head, and I haven't taken action yet!It is impossible for anyone to know!
I really don't understand the monkey, and from where I heard that I have the magic art of cultivation, Han Feng can only reply on the phone: "Don't make trouble, monkey, there is no magic art here at all! If there is one, the deity must Send you a copy!"
Because Han Feng had never been to Heaven since that time when he attended the Heavenly Court fan gathering, so at this moment he didn't know that the monkey had been sanctified, and it was still the kind of existence that had been sanctified by beheading three corpses.
What's more, the monkey actually disregarded Heaven's warning, and privately deduced from the plot of "The Misty Journey" through innate deduction that the method of cultivating the gods is real.
"Senior Bai Jiahei, don't hide and choke when you are old, my old grandson has already calculated it, you must have the law of cultivating gods in your hands, you should give me a copy!"
As soon as Houzi received Han Feng's reply, he typed casually and said, "And anyway, my old grandson can be regarded as your half-disciple, right? If it weren't for your boss' guidance, my grandson wouldn't be able to become a saint." This step."
puff!
When did I tell the monkey to be holy?Han Feng looked at the message sent by the monkey stupidly, and he didn't realize it for a long time. He didn't know when he taught the monkey to become a saint.
Isn't this just kidding yourself?I'm not even sanctified yet!Han Feng replied speechlessly: "Monkey, let's stop making trouble, can we? When did this deity tell you to become a saint?"
"Senior, did you forget? Just those books you gave me last time, "The Legend of the Great Sage" and "Journey to the West"! Didn't you send those books to my grandson? My grandson just read those books Afterwards, he beheaded his own corpse and became a saint." The monkey replied truthfully.
puff!
Biography of the Great Sage?Journey to the West?At this moment, Han Feng finally remembered that when he uploaded the "Wukong Biography" earlier, he had indeed sent those novels to the monkey.
But he really didn't expect that the monkey would be able to realize the idea of killing his own corpse just by reading these novels. How high a level of understanding is this?
PS: Because my little nephew is full moon today, I came back late after drinking, which caused the update to be late today. I'm really sorry everyone!
PS: Another novel "The Most Dazzling Star" is recommended. Friends who are interested can read it!
(End of this chapter)
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