Heavenly Court Reader
Chapter 336 The Monkey Goes Crazy!
Chapter 336 The Monkey Goes Crazy!
While marveling at the monkey's savvy, Han Feng also figured out one thing at this moment!
That's why Houzi gave him the incomplete twelfth-grade meritorious golden lotus back then. The relationship turned out to be because the monkey head owed him a great karma!
Helping the monkey become a saint, the cause and effect is not insignificant, it is so big that it has no bounds. No wonder the monkey claims to be his half-disciple.
Think about it, looking at the monkey jumping out of the cracks in the rocks till now, in his life, apart from Patriarch Bodhi who can be regarded as the first teacher of his practice, there is really no one who has patiently taught him about practice.
As for Tang Seng, although this guy is also a monkey master in name, but he has only been doing it for a few years?Moreover, he has never taught the monkey the real practice, and what he talked about along the way was nothing more than those Buddhist classics.
Doing the math, it took less than 14 years from the time the monkey was released from the Five Elements Mountain to the time when he accompanied Tang Seng to learn Buddhist scriptures.
14 years, this is indeed a relatively long period of time for mortals, but for immortals, it is just the blink of an eye!
As far as the monkey is concerned, the 14 years of traveling westward are not worth mentioning. Compared with the 500 years he was suppressed by the Buddha at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, what is the 14 years of learning the scriptures?It's just a matter of sleeping!
So in fact, since the end of Journey to the West, Monkey hasn't seen Tang Seng very much. Even if he occasionally meets at some banquets of immortals and Buddhas, at most he just nods and says hello.
In addition, thousands of years have passed since the time of Journey to the West. The monkey has long forgotten the master Tang Seng. This guy, since he was named Zhantan Gongde Buddha by Tathagata after learning the scriptures, he has not appeared much. After crossing Lingshan, I only know to stay in my own one-acre three-point land to study Buddhism all day long.
So for this nominal second master, the monkey can only hehe in his heart!
Leaving these things aside, Han Feng was shocked, and then he laughed, "Haha! If you say that, wouldn't you be regarded as the master of the monkey in name? I have taught the monkey to become a saint." !"
Thinking of this, Han Feng turned on his phone and pretended to reply to the monkey: "Okay! Since you have said so, then this deity will tell you the truth. This deity does have the law of cultivating gods in his hand! But, as the saying goes The law should not be passed on lightly, and the way should not be talked about lightly, how could this deity give you the spiritual cultivation method in my hand just because of a word from you monkey?"
"The law cannot be passed lightly?"
The monkey looked at Bai Jiahei's words, and there was no surprise on his face. He understood the rule that cannot be passed lightly!
I think that after he worshiped Patriarch Bodhi in the Three Star Cave of the Oblique Moon, he had to wait there for seven years, and finally Patriarch Bodhi passed on the Earth Sha 72 Transformation and somersaulting cloud to him.
Therefore, monkeys naturally understand the phrase "the law should not be passed on lightly". In addition, the cultivation art in Bai Jiahei's hand is obviously much more refined than 72 changes, somersault clouds, etc.!
This is a practice method that can surpass a saint. How can it be so easy to obtain?
Thinking of this, the monkey casually pressed the Xianyu mobile phone and replied: "Senior Bai Jiahei, my old grandson knows the rules that should not be passed on lightly, but my old grandson didn't say that seniors should pass it on to me for nothing. Lao Sun can exchange things with you, do you think this will work?"
Want to exchange something with yourself?Looking at the reply letter sent by the monkey, Han Feng was even happier. Even if you are willing to exchange things with me, I still have to have a magic spell in my hand!
But you can't tell the monkey this, you still have to see what good things the other party has in his hand before saying it.
In case the monkey really has one or two innate treasures in his hands, Han Feng doesn't mind exchanging them with the monkey after he has the cultivation technique.
Thinking about this in his heart, Han Feng pressed his phone and typed and asked: "Want to exchange something with the deity? Yes! Then tell me what you have in your hand, is it worth exchanging with the deity?"
"what?"
Looking at Bai Jiahei, he immediately agreed. The muscles on the monkey's entire face were cramped and paralyzed. Do you really want to exchange something?But my old grandson has nothing but a wishful golden cudgel in his hand?What can this Nima do?
The monkey sat in his dojo, scratching the monkey hair on his body in embarrassment. Nima couldn't find a decent magic weapon from all over his body.Except for the Ruyi golden hoop in his ear, it can be said that there is only monkey hair left on his body.
Think about it, no matter it's Monkey's 72 transformations, or Monkey's cultivation method, or the twelfth-grade merit golden lotus that Monkey snatched at the beginning of his sanctification, etc., Monkey has given Han Feng a long time ago. up.
As for those things below the innate level, don't even think about it, the white and black seniors definitely don't like it!
Now the monkey was a little bit crazy, seeing the magic art of cultivating the gods in front of him, but he couldn't exchange it for the corresponding magic weapon. This is really a banana in his mouth that hasn't been peeled, so he wants to drop it!
"Could it be that my old grandson has to grab some innate treasures?" The monkey grinned and pulled out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel from its ear in an instant.
Ruyi Golden Cudgel, formerly known as Dinghai Shenzhen Iron, was originally a top acquired magic weapon refined by the Taishang Laojun, but was later borrowed by Dayu to control the flood, and finally obtained by the monkey.
And now, with the sanctification of the monkey, the Ruyi Golden Cudgel has also stepped into the ranks of innate treasures!
If this thing is exchanged with senior Bai Jiahei, the other party should agree, right?The monkey touched the Ruyi Golden Cudgel in his hand, and the anxious expression on his face eased a lot.
However, this monkey would definitely not exchange it with Han Feng even if he was killed, because this stick has long been used by him to kill "evil" corpses, so how could he exchange it with it?I was just thinking about it just now!
"Damn, what are we going to do now? Why don't we go to Brother Zhen Yuanzi to borrow one or two magic weapons?" Monkey thought for a long time, and finally only came up with such a solution.
Afterwards, the monkey turned around and left his ashram. After a few steps, he left 33 days away, and returned to the place under the jurisdiction of the heaven in an instant.
At this moment, Houzi was in a hurry to ask Zhen Yuanzi for the magic weapon, completely forgetting that he was still chatting with Bai Jiahei in private, and he also forgot the Xianyu mobile phone in the dojo.
On the other side, Han Feng lay on the beach and waited for more than half an hour, but he still hadn't waited for the monkey's reply, so he stopped waiting, closed his phone, and was about to get up and go surfing in the sea.
PS: I'm a little out of shape today, I'm really sorry everyone! !
(End of this chapter)
While marveling at the monkey's savvy, Han Feng also figured out one thing at this moment!
That's why Houzi gave him the incomplete twelfth-grade meritorious golden lotus back then. The relationship turned out to be because the monkey head owed him a great karma!
Helping the monkey become a saint, the cause and effect is not insignificant, it is so big that it has no bounds. No wonder the monkey claims to be his half-disciple.
Think about it, looking at the monkey jumping out of the cracks in the rocks till now, in his life, apart from Patriarch Bodhi who can be regarded as the first teacher of his practice, there is really no one who has patiently taught him about practice.
As for Tang Seng, although this guy is also a monkey master in name, but he has only been doing it for a few years?Moreover, he has never taught the monkey the real practice, and what he talked about along the way was nothing more than those Buddhist classics.
Doing the math, it took less than 14 years from the time the monkey was released from the Five Elements Mountain to the time when he accompanied Tang Seng to learn Buddhist scriptures.
14 years, this is indeed a relatively long period of time for mortals, but for immortals, it is just the blink of an eye!
As far as the monkey is concerned, the 14 years of traveling westward are not worth mentioning. Compared with the 500 years he was suppressed by the Buddha at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, what is the 14 years of learning the scriptures?It's just a matter of sleeping!
So in fact, since the end of Journey to the West, Monkey hasn't seen Tang Seng very much. Even if he occasionally meets at some banquets of immortals and Buddhas, at most he just nods and says hello.
In addition, thousands of years have passed since the time of Journey to the West. The monkey has long forgotten the master Tang Seng. This guy, since he was named Zhantan Gongde Buddha by Tathagata after learning the scriptures, he has not appeared much. After crossing Lingshan, I only know to stay in my own one-acre three-point land to study Buddhism all day long.
So for this nominal second master, the monkey can only hehe in his heart!
Leaving these things aside, Han Feng was shocked, and then he laughed, "Haha! If you say that, wouldn't you be regarded as the master of the monkey in name? I have taught the monkey to become a saint." !"
Thinking of this, Han Feng turned on his phone and pretended to reply to the monkey: "Okay! Since you have said so, then this deity will tell you the truth. This deity does have the law of cultivating gods in his hand! But, as the saying goes The law should not be passed on lightly, and the way should not be talked about lightly, how could this deity give you the spiritual cultivation method in my hand just because of a word from you monkey?"
"The law cannot be passed lightly?"
The monkey looked at Bai Jiahei's words, and there was no surprise on his face. He understood the rule that cannot be passed lightly!
I think that after he worshiped Patriarch Bodhi in the Three Star Cave of the Oblique Moon, he had to wait there for seven years, and finally Patriarch Bodhi passed on the Earth Sha 72 Transformation and somersaulting cloud to him.
Therefore, monkeys naturally understand the phrase "the law should not be passed on lightly". In addition, the cultivation art in Bai Jiahei's hand is obviously much more refined than 72 changes, somersault clouds, etc.!
This is a practice method that can surpass a saint. How can it be so easy to obtain?
Thinking of this, the monkey casually pressed the Xianyu mobile phone and replied: "Senior Bai Jiahei, my old grandson knows the rules that should not be passed on lightly, but my old grandson didn't say that seniors should pass it on to me for nothing. Lao Sun can exchange things with you, do you think this will work?"
Want to exchange something with yourself?Looking at the reply letter sent by the monkey, Han Feng was even happier. Even if you are willing to exchange things with me, I still have to have a magic spell in my hand!
But you can't tell the monkey this, you still have to see what good things the other party has in his hand before saying it.
In case the monkey really has one or two innate treasures in his hands, Han Feng doesn't mind exchanging them with the monkey after he has the cultivation technique.
Thinking about this in his heart, Han Feng pressed his phone and typed and asked: "Want to exchange something with the deity? Yes! Then tell me what you have in your hand, is it worth exchanging with the deity?"
"what?"
Looking at Bai Jiahei, he immediately agreed. The muscles on the monkey's entire face were cramped and paralyzed. Do you really want to exchange something?But my old grandson has nothing but a wishful golden cudgel in his hand?What can this Nima do?
The monkey sat in his dojo, scratching the monkey hair on his body in embarrassment. Nima couldn't find a decent magic weapon from all over his body.Except for the Ruyi golden hoop in his ear, it can be said that there is only monkey hair left on his body.
Think about it, no matter it's Monkey's 72 transformations, or Monkey's cultivation method, or the twelfth-grade merit golden lotus that Monkey snatched at the beginning of his sanctification, etc., Monkey has given Han Feng a long time ago. up.
As for those things below the innate level, don't even think about it, the white and black seniors definitely don't like it!
Now the monkey was a little bit crazy, seeing the magic art of cultivating the gods in front of him, but he couldn't exchange it for the corresponding magic weapon. This is really a banana in his mouth that hasn't been peeled, so he wants to drop it!
"Could it be that my old grandson has to grab some innate treasures?" The monkey grinned and pulled out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel from its ear in an instant.
Ruyi Golden Cudgel, formerly known as Dinghai Shenzhen Iron, was originally a top acquired magic weapon refined by the Taishang Laojun, but was later borrowed by Dayu to control the flood, and finally obtained by the monkey.
And now, with the sanctification of the monkey, the Ruyi Golden Cudgel has also stepped into the ranks of innate treasures!
If this thing is exchanged with senior Bai Jiahei, the other party should agree, right?The monkey touched the Ruyi Golden Cudgel in his hand, and the anxious expression on his face eased a lot.
However, this monkey would definitely not exchange it with Han Feng even if he was killed, because this stick has long been used by him to kill "evil" corpses, so how could he exchange it with it?I was just thinking about it just now!
"Damn, what are we going to do now? Why don't we go to Brother Zhen Yuanzi to borrow one or two magic weapons?" Monkey thought for a long time, and finally only came up with such a solution.
Afterwards, the monkey turned around and left his ashram. After a few steps, he left 33 days away, and returned to the place under the jurisdiction of the heaven in an instant.
At this moment, Houzi was in a hurry to ask Zhen Yuanzi for the magic weapon, completely forgetting that he was still chatting with Bai Jiahei in private, and he also forgot the Xianyu mobile phone in the dojo.
On the other side, Han Feng lay on the beach and waited for more than half an hour, but he still hadn't waited for the monkey's reply, so he stopped waiting, closed his phone, and was about to get up and go surfing in the sea.
PS: I'm a little out of shape today, I'm really sorry everyone! !
(End of this chapter)
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