I really don't want to cross

Chapter 335 Too much trouble (two chapters in one)

Axel at night is actually not so quiet.

The freelance adventurer will do various commissions in other seasons, but once winter enters, he will start to live a life of luxury and money; so even in the middle of the night, you can still see drunks in twos and threes coming out of the tavern, Or go into the pub together to get drunk.

"Do you even know?"

Wood, who had already put away his tail and horns, frowned and said that they had been out for almost an hour, but Sato Kazuma kept taking him back and forth between various taverns, as if he was looking for someone.

"Nonsense, I'm just asking."

Sato Kazuma gave Wood an angry look, wondering if it was due to the similarity in personality, he felt that staying with the current Wood was not as reserved as usual.

Although the usual Wood looks like a middle school student, but after getting along with him for a long time, he will give people a particularly mature feeling. He belongs to the type that even if he wants to talk to him, he can't find anything to talk about. Being able to talk nonsense with Wood without hesitation... Although it is basically Aqua's unilateral entanglement...

As for the other woods...

Vampire Wood is completely afraid to come forward to communicate with him; God Wood is too lazy to communicate with him; Giant Wood has only been seen once; although Purple Skin has seen it several times, but every time it appears, the attention is on the dinner table, and whatever is said to him is ignored .

Now this Wood and him can have some common topics.

"And it's so late." Sato Kazuma said: "Why don't we go back now, and it will be easier to find when we come out tomorrow morning."

"No."

Wood shook his head: "Although it's me who will come out tomorrow, it's not me now. My bodies and thinking methods are all different. I'm the only one who would consider saying goodbye to my virginity. They have become Buddhas, anyway, I don’t understand their way of thinking.”

"..."

Why does this sound so awkward?
The corner of Sato Kazuma's mouth twitched: "Then you are trying to figure out a way to come out tomorrow."

"How is it possible, this time I took advantage of the other few I didn't pay attention to temporarily occupy the dominant position in the thinking hall."

A flash of determination flashed in Wood's starry eyes: "After tonight, the few remaining thoughts will definitely stare at me. Can we bid farewell to our virginity? This is our last chance."

"..."

Didn't understand at all, okay?
The corner of Sato Kazuma's mouth twitched, and then he seemed to think of something, and asked, "But are you a succubus now?"

"Well...but I don't need to rely on the essence of women to survive." Wood didn't hide it, and he didn't feel too surprised about this. Although he scolded the system for nothing, when the fusion system fused a certain creature with him , will reduce or erase some defects as much as possible.

Just like the first fused vampire, he won't die if he doesn't suck blood, but will be weak to the point of ordinary people.

The fusion of the succubus gave him the ability of a succubus, but it reduced the madness of being loyal to desire, and prevented him from becoming a beast chasing the essence of women.

Sato Kazuma glanced at Wood with a strange expression, and couldn't help but think of the previous dream again, and said through gritted teeth: "Never let me have that kind of dream of becoming a woman again."

"rest assured."

Wood waved his hand: "It's just to test what abilities I have on you. I don't want to see such a hot-eyed picture again."

"That's right... I don't know whether to be thankful or sad. If it's acceptable, do you want to give it another shot?"

"..."

Wood gave Kazuma Sato a rather weird look, and curled his lips: "No, I can't accept it anyway, and what I want is a physical feeling. Although vision, hearing, touch, and feeling can be simulated in the dream, it always I feel like something's missing."

"You bastard...how hungry and thirsty are you?" Sato Kazuma said helplessly.

"How can you not be hungry!!"

Wood's eyes widened, and his tone became excited: "I'm not only 16 years old like you, I'm 28 now, and I can change my job to become a great magician in two years... I'm already a great magician now Now, I usually avoid women, if I don't take the initiative, I may never realize how it feels to say goodbye to my virginity until I die."

"28?"

Sato Kazuma looked at Wood with weird eyes. Although Wood looks like a young man now, his immature face gives people the impression that he is only 18 or 9 years old, not 28 years old at all. .

As for the usual Wood... Said that his father is 28 years old, Sato Kazuma can barely believe it.

"Ok?"

At this moment, Sato and Zhen glanced away, seeing two familiar figures walking out of the tavern in front of them, their faces couldn't help being happy.

"Duster! Keith!"

Wood followed Sato and Makoto's eyes, and a flash of surprise flashed in his eyes.

Daxter and Keith, although these two people are not familiar with Wood, but they can often be seen mixing with Sato Kazuma. Not long ago, the guy named Daxter exchanged teams with Sato Kazuma. Crying and begging Sato Kazuma to change back...

I saw Sato Kazuma meet the two of them, and the three began to whisper there, and looked at Wood with strange expressions from time to time.

After a while, Sato Kazuma walked back with a frown.

"what happened?"

Seeing his reaction, Wood frowned and asked.

"It's a little difficult."

Sato Kazuma said: "I heard from Daxter and the others that the towns are very strict about this aspect. And since there are shops run by succubus, the few shops of that kind have also closed down; but it's no wonder, succubus The shops run by demons are cheap, and they feel the same as the real ones, and they can choose objects at will, even fictional ones, which are hundreds of times better than normal shops in every respect.”

"What should I do?"

Wood's face was a little anxious. The dominance of the thinking hall may be deprived at any time. He doesn't have much time, so he can't just grab one from the street, right?

although……

Wood did think so at first.

But forcing this kind of thing is just too dangerous...

"But what?"

Sato and Zhenjian laughed: "Dust told me the home address of a woman who used to be in this industry..."

Wood sneered: "In addition to making you dream, I'm paying you an extra 50 Eris!"

"Suddenly discovered..."

Sato Kazuma blinked and smiled: "I like you more and more now."

……

The two didn't talk nonsense, Sato Kazuma took Wood straight to the destination, and 10 minutes later came to a red brick independent building.

Want to go?
Although he thought about it all the way, Wood was a little nervous when he walked to the door.

But thinking that if he missed this time, he might become a "God of Law" in another sense, he resolutely stepped forward and knocked on the door a few times.

"Who, are you letting people rest at night?"

Hearing the sound, Sato Kazuma blinked at Wood and hid in the alley.

Not long after, the door opened, and a mature woman in pajamas walked out. Although she was not beautiful, she still had a bit of charm.

"what?"

When the woman saw Wood outside, she couldn't help being stunned, and her sleepy eyes suddenly became refreshed.

grunt-

Her throat rolled, and she hurriedly tidied up her messy hair, and said softly, "Well...well...do you need any help?"

"..."

I don't know why...Wood just felt that the atmosphere was inexplicably awkward, or...this kind of thing is so embarrassing, it always feels like something is wrong...

After hesitating for a moment, Wood took out a money bag and threw it over: "I need you."

The woman was taken aback, picked up the weight of the purse, and looked at Wood again, a flower bloomed on her face.

"It's cold outside, come in quickly."

……

Sato Kazuma looked at Wood who was dragged into the house, and sighed: "It's good to have money."

When will I be able to throw out so much money at once.

and……

It is obvious that people are fascinated by their looks, and they still spend money!

"What should I do now?"

Sato Kazuma blinked his eyes. Before he came out, Wood said that he was invited to go with him, so he was actually looking forward to the journey.

but now……

Sato Kazuma turned his head to look at the building with the lights turned off, swallowed slightly, and in just a moment, countless clips of a certain movie that he had read flashed through his mind.

"Cough cough..."

Coughing twice in embarrassment, Kazuma Sato threw out the idea of ​​knocking on the door in his mind.

But at this moment, the door of the room opened suddenly, and some disheveled Wood ran out with his shoes on...

So fast?
Sato Kazuma looked at Wood in shock. It took less than 3 minutes from entering the house to when Wood ran out. Isn't it too fast?
However, he immediately discovered that Wood's expression was a little weird, as if he was regretting running out, and he seemed to be afraid of something, and his whole state was extremely strange.

"what happened?"

Sato Kazuma came out of the alley.

"no…"

Wood said with a tangled face: "Sure enough, I can't accept letting a woman I don't know ride on me. Although the succubus has a strong soul, its body is weak. If she takes advantage of me to enjoy , If you assassinate me, I don't have time to react at all."

Sato Kazuma stared: "...you are sick, why can this be associated with assassination."

"Isn't this a common setting?"

Wood took it for granted and said: "Some female killers are specially trained to assassinate on the bed, even a man will relax at this moment. Just imagine, just when you enjoy that great pleasure, a sharp blade stabs Pierce your heart, or suddenly feel the sky spinning and flying at a very high speed, and you can clearly see your headless body gradually falling down, and..."

"Enough!" Sato Kazuma interrupted Wood's eloquence with a black face.

He just listened to Wood's narration, while imagining that kind of picture, he shuddered suddenly.

If you keep listening...

He might go into sage mode at the thought of today's conversation in the future.

"This is a money deal, you didn't recruit anyone, how could there be such a conspiracy theory..."

"That's not okay, what if you contract some kind of disease."

Wood shook his head: "I don't know if she has any illness at all, and as soon as she entered the room, she couldn't wait to push me down and tear my clothes. The flaming posture is exactly... the kind of thinking that we will die together."

"Typical revenge man, why am I dying of being infected by you men, you men are still alive so well, I must infect you one by one, and drag you to hell together... Women are really too vicious!!"

"...Pushing you down is just because your current appearance is too attractive to women, and it is obvious that your own ideas are too extreme...What is the image of women in your eyes?"

Sato Kazuma was speechless, this product must be too troublesome.

"What's more, he hasn't done this business in recent years, and he would have died if he got sick."

"That's not OK!!"

Wood shook his head again: "It's not often in history that there are childhood sweethearts and childhood sweethearts. When they grow up, the man suffers and the woman lives in the world of mortals. As a result, the man will be blessed if he survives a catastrophe. He has gained super strength and returned with great power. What if I happen to meet that man after I go in and come back? Or that man doesn't mind the woman's all kinds of things, and kills all the men who have touched his woman."

"There are also those who avenged their parents, lurked in the world of mortals looking for opportunities, and were abused in every way. In the end, the man who loved her came to pick her up, and killed all the scumbags for his own woman, like Qin Qiong, and..."

"okay!!"

Sato and Kazuma were both stunned, and he began to feel that it was dangerous to spend money to find a woman after being told by Wood.

and……

"In such a short period of time, how many things have you made up in your brain?"

It only takes 3 minutes to enter the door and come out, and it takes less than 1 minute to remove the first series of procedures, such as turning off the lights and taking off shoes... This bastard actually made up so many horror movie plots in his head. Is a 'how dangerous women' book going to be written in a few minutes?
"In short... a woman who has never met before is absolutely not allowed, it is too dangerous."

"..."

It's your mind that's in danger, bastard! !
"Why don't you say you're afraid of dying in a woman's belly?"

"This is actually very dangerous." Wood nodded in agreement: "Medical evidence..."

"Brother Wood, I was really wrong, please don't say it, I'm still young..." Sato Kazuma hurriedly interrupted Wood, rolled his eyes and said: "So afraid of death, what woman are you looking for. "

"Because of this, I'm still single."

"..." Sato Kazuma.

I can't refute... It's obviously very unreasonable, but I can't refute it at all. I obviously have a lot to say, but I don't know what to say when it comes to my mouth.

Sato Kazuma scratched his hair fiercely, the only way to vent his feeling like eating shit, and finally gritted his teeth: "Just tell me, do you choose to live a long life or die under the peony flower?" !"

"Is there still a choice?"

Wood glanced at Kazuma Sato: "Of course it's a long life."

Hey without hesitation! !
Sato Kazuma looked at Wood with a strange expression: "Are you really a succubus?"

"Nonsense, I have such a fanatical interest in women, which is enough to show my succubus physique."

"……go home."

It's too much trouble, this person is simply too much trouble! !

……
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Pfft... it's past 0 o'clock...

(End of this chapter)