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Chapter 336 Embarrassment
"..."

Seeing the two big characters "virgin" early in the morning, what would be the reaction to a normal person?
What would be the reaction if these two big characters were made entirely of crumpled toilet paper with an unknown smell? At least Wood now has the kind of bastard who puts on such a disgusting scene immediately.

however……

He clearly remembered that this was the result of his hard work for nearly a night yesterday, and his arms were a little sore.

This made Wood not even know who to scold!

but……

There was a wry smile on Wood's face, he actually felt that this seemed wrong.

Although the thinking of the succubus physique is a bit strange, some essential things have not changed; at least he has not become a beast dominated by desire as he imagined...

And for the wise choice and wise judgment at night, even the current Wood couldn't help but praise him.Those words are so reasonable, women themselves are a collection of troubles, if you really touch that woman...

rear!suffering!none!poor!
"This is me."

Wood nodded triumphantly.

At this moment, the door of the room was pushed open.

"Wood~~Wood, I want to sell holy water, ten thousand one bottle is enough. After I drank too much yesterday, I accidentally borrowed money to invite everyone in the tavern to dinner, and I promised today...to pay...uh..."

This is not the first time that a mentally handicapped person broke in without knocking on the door.In other words, neither Akua nor Megumin has the habit of knocking on the door, but unlike Akua's mental retardation, Megumin has a long-standing habit of coming to teach every morning...

The shock in Akua's eyes gradually disappeared, and she kept looking between the ball of paper on the ground and Wood without any shyness, and finally gave Wood a smile of "I understand": "It's okay, after all, you are at this age, Wood, It’s normal to have this kind of physiological need, and there’s no need to feel embarrassed at all.”

"..."

Normally, who should feel ashamed?
He glared at Akuya angrily, and snorted coldly, "As expected, she is a goddess who cannot tell the difference between male and female."

For this kind of thing, Wood really doesn't feel any shame, anyway, it's a normal physiological need... yes, normal.

Wood snorted again, raised his left hand and left foot at the same time, and walked towards his closet, but with this step, his movements froze...

What is this sense of freedom?
Akua's extremely calm voice followed.

"Confidence is certainly a good thing, but it's not good to publicize yourself in front of the goddess like this, although I don't care much." Akua looked Wood up and down, and said with a smile: "Little Wood is 1.6 better than Wood. Mi's height is much more promising."

"..."

"..."

awkward!

Wood had never been so embarrassed as he was now.

Especially when he met Akuya's indifferent gaze, it made him feel that this embarrassment was extremely embarrassing.

After a long silence, Wood saw that Akuya showed no signs of leaving, and knew that if he didn't say anything, this shameless mentally handicapped person would definitely stand there and watch the fun.

But what should you say in this situation?
After all, there is no precedent for this. When a normal woman saw this scene, she would have already run away with expressions of disgust, doubt and shyness...

But if he didn't say anything, it always made Wood feel like he was being molested by Akua, even though he clearly knew that the mental retardation was something he really didn't care about seeing, not just pretending.

"Well, as you can see, this is..."

Wood looked at Akua and said seriously: "...Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon."

"..."

Wood himself didn't know what he was talking about.

Akuya was taken aback by Wood's words, and before she could react, Wood turned around silently, facing her with those two big white buttocks.

"Get out of my room within three seconds, and I'll give you 100 million."

Akuya was stunned for less than a second, then went over on the spot with a face full of ecstasy, and really got out.

……

"Aha~~"

"What's the matter Kazuma, didn't you sleep well last night?" Darkness looked at the sleepy Sato Kazuma and asked with some doubts.

"If you can sleep well, you will be a ghost."

Sato Kazuma seemed to recall something, and couldn't help shivering: "First, I had a very clear nightmare, and then I thought about how terrible a half-year-old woman is... I suddenly felt that it was too much to find a woman to accompany me for a lifetime." Scary?"

Darkness: "!?"

"Leave him alone, Kazuma has been talking crazy since early in the morning."

Huihui said indifferently: "Winter is coming to an end, let's go to the Adventurer's Guild to see if there are any crusade missions, my Exploding Soul is already hungry."

The corner of Sato Kazuma's mouth twitched: "...Please don't let me hear the word 'hunger and thirst', it will remind me of a neurosis with abnormal brain circuits."

"Whahahaha, 100 million, I got 100 million for nothing."

Akuya's excited shout stunned everyone, and then they saw a certain goddess rolling down from the second floor.

The corners of Sato Kazuma's eyes twitched, watching Akuya who patted his body and stood up like a normal person, and kept chanting about 100 million.

(It's totally unacceptable to let a woman I don't know ride on me.)
This sentence flooded into Sato Kazuma's mind at once.

100?

Wood's iron cock would actually give Akuya 100 million, and...

"Aqua...you just came out of Wood's room?"

"correct."

Akuya nodded excitedly: "Master Wood is so generous, he gave me 100 million directly, this time we must save some money."

"..."

Sato Kazuma looked at the smiling Aqua with a strange face, and nodded knowingly.

Ok.

From all aspects, this retarded person is indeed the least threatening candidate.

Darkness looked at Akuya suspiciously: "Why did he give you 100 million?"

"Darkness."

Sato Kazuma winked at Darkness for a while: "Don't ask about such things, this is the first time Akuya has made a lot of money, we should congratulate her."

"I didn't do anything."

Akuya waved her hand happily: "If it wasn't for the strong smell in his room, I would have stayed a little longer, and I would have gotten more money that way."

"..."

Don't talk about this kind of thing.

"what?"

Megumi stood up from the sofa, reached behind Akua and reached out to take a wrinkled white object from Akua's head, wondering: "What is this?"

Akuya turned her head to look, and said indifferently: "Throw it away quickly, it is the most disgusting thing on Wood."

"Ah~"

Huihui screamed, and threw the paper ball out like an electric shock: "Could it be...the paper to wipe your butt?"

Sato Kazuma took a broom and swept up the paper balls on the ground.

"In a way, this is more disgusting than that, but for you women, you don't need to feel disgusting."

"Wow, Kazuma, you are so disgusting." Akua looked at Sato Kazuma with disdain: "Megumi is only 13 years old, you will spoil her like this."

Huihui: "???"

"...You perverted goddess is the least qualified to talk about me, right?"

"Huh? You fucking nerd dared to call the majestic goddess of water a perverted goddess. You will definitely be punished by the gods."

"Hey hey hey~~ The goddess of water who earned 100 million with her body is really great."

"That's right! I don't even look at who this goddess is."

The anger on Akuya's face disappeared, and she said triumphantly: "You can earn 100 million by rolling down the stairs, which perfectly shows how precious this goddess' body is!"

"Hmm, I understand... eh?"

Sato Kazuma was taken aback, and looked at Aqua suspiciously: "Wait, just rolled down the stairs?"

"Yeah, I went to find Wood just now, and he told me 'get out of my room in three seconds, and I'll give you 100 million', and then I got out and made 100 million directly, I admire my noble status and body .”

"..."

No.

From a human standpoint, it might be worth it.

But from the standpoint of the majestic goddess of water, your god is too cheap.

"No, that paper ball just now?"

"That." There was a strange smile on Akuya's face: "Let me tell you, I went to Wood just now..."

But before she finished speaking, a hand was suddenly placed on Akua's shoulder.

Akuya's complexion changed suddenly, not because she was frightened, but because the palm on her shoulder gradually began to tighten, causing the bones on her shoulder to be pinched and crackling.

"Master Aqua, what do you want to say?"

Wood's gentle voice made Akua shudder, no matter how slow her reaction was, she could feel that if she said a wrong sentence now, she would definitely end up dead.

"Hey... did I say something? I didn't say anything..."

The corner of Sato Kazuma's mouth moved slightly, he vaguely understood why Wood gave Akua 100 million...

And at this moment, he suddenly felt that Wood's eyes fell on him.

Looking up, I saw Wood squinting his eyes and looking at him with a gentle smile.

"Ahaha, I slept really well last night, I didn't wake up at all."

……

(End of this chapter)