I really don't want to cross

Chapter 55

Wood spent the next two weeks on the couch.

Fortunately, nothing happened in the past two weeks.

But thinking about living here for more than half a month, Wood felt that it would be better to stay in the Iron Fortress, at least during the days in the Iron Fortress, he had not suffered any serious injuries.

But when you return to this world that you think is safe.

Serious injury, coma, coma, serious injury... and now hemiplegia...

This is also thanks to the fact that I am a vampire now, and my self-healing ability is extremely powerful, otherwise I would have died long ago.

The most serious injury was caused by Teacher Saitama's fist...

But this time Mr. Saitama did fulfill his duties as a teacher. After confirming that Wood was not dead, he went to destroy the organization called 'Evolution House' that day.

As for Genos, he has become a frequent visitor to Saitama's house in the past two weeks, arriving on time every day.

Then carefully write down every movement and every word Saitama said in the notebook. Even the meaningless words like "If you don't brush your teeth, you will get cavities, and if you don't practice kung fu, you will regress", you will do it seriously as if it were a wise saying. notes……

But it's also convenient for Wood, like now.

"Ganos, pour me a glass of water."

"Yes, Brother Wood."

Leaning on the sofa and drinking the water that Genos brought to him, Wood looked very comfortable: "Yes, I am very optimistic about you, keep working hard, and sooner or later, Teacher Saitama will accept you as a disciple."

"Well, I will definitely worship under Teacher Saitama." Genos nodded with a serious expression, and then asked in doubt: "Why didn't Teacher Saitama stay at home today, did you go to pay the weirdos?"

"Well, it's about the same!"

Wood put the cup aside casually, typed on his notebook and handed it to Genos.

"This is?"

Genos leaned forward and found that it was a video, judging from the date, it should be news this morning.

It's about a group of young people who have no job and don't want to work. Under the leadership of a B-level bounty criminal Mace, they formed a terrorist organization called Taoyuan Township. , will continue to carry out terrorist attacks.

"These little characters, how can you use Saitama-sensei to go there in person?"

Genos frowned. In his opinion, Teacher Saitama only needs to eliminate the disasters above the ghost level. Such a small role is not worthy of wasting Teacher Saitama's time.

"The point is not here."

Wood pointed to a line of words on the screen: "Didn't you see this 'Taoyuan Township organization members are all bald'? In order to prevent the hairstyle of 'bald' from becoming a special hairstyle for terrorists, Mr. Saitama volunteered to wipe out I have gone to Taoyuan Township."

hey hey hey~~~
Wood chuckled: "After all, he can't grow hair."

Genos was startled, pondering appeared on his handsome face, and he said after a while, "I see, you mean, Mr. Saitama has been worrying about his baldness when he was young?"

"..."

The corner of Wood's mouth twitched. He always felt that this guy's brain circuit was a little different from that of normal humans, and his expression was a little too serious, which made me a little nervous.

"That... there will inevitably be some troubles, but it shouldn't be as serious as you think, although I don't know what you are thinking..."

"I understand!"

Genos waved his hand directly, took out his mobile phone and made a call: "Hey, Dr. Cusno, I want to ask you something... Well, it's about Teacher Saitama. Sure, Teacher Saitama will definitely accept me as a student."

"I would like to ask, whether artificial hair made of reinforced fibers can be transplanted on human skin?"

"……Hey"

Wood's face changed after listening to it halfway. Could this be for real?
"Is it really possible? I've seen the original photo of Saitama-sensei. He has black hair. Does he have this color? That's good. If you want to do a transplant, when will you have time, doctor..."

After hanging up the phone, Janos looked at Wood with black lines all over his head and asked excitedly, "Is Teacher Saitama free next Saturday?"

"...You can ask that doctor to prepare in advance, you may be beaten into a rotten iron ball and returned to the factory next Saturday!"

"what?"

"Ah, you big-headed ghost, can you please stop making trouble, if you let Mr. Qiyu know that you decided to transplant that shit fiber on his head without permission, I can guarantee that the doctor will definitely repair it for you on Saturday Work."

The corner of Wood's mouth twitched, Janos had never heard a wise saying.

——Don't slap someone in the face when you hit someone, and don't expose your shortcomings when you curse someone.

Genos is more than short, but he also belongs to the type who says in person that he is short, takes a few photos by forcefully pulling off his pants, shows them to others, and then talks about how short he is...

"Let me tell you a few words of wisdom, if you want to survive safely in this world, you have to get rid of 'bald man', 'bald donkey', 'bald', 'headlights', all words about bald heads from your mind, Otherwise, if you offend Saitama-sensei, it will be difficult for anyone!"

Genos clapped his hands knowingly: "Ah, so that's the case, Brother Wood, your idea is that Mr. Saitama is very inferior to his bald head, so can't you mention bald head in front of him?"

"...not to the point of feeling inferior."

"Isn't it better to implant reinforcing fibers? I believe that Dr. Cusno's strength will be exactly the same as real hair after the operation, and it will also have a certain degree of defense and fire resistance."

Wood rolled his eyes, why do you always have trouble with Teacher Saitama's bald head...

It's wrong to be bald, okay?

And what the hell is the useless defensive function and fire resistance, no one will spit fire over, take the head to pick it up... um, free head perm?
It took a lot of effort to persuade Genos to give up the plan to reform Saitama-sensei's bald head.

until dusk.

Qiyu returned home with a sullen face.

Wood was lying on the sofa, enjoying a feast cooked by a reformer with peace of mind.

"Mr. Saitama, you are finally back!"

Genos hurried forward, and said very respectfully, the degree of shamelessness of the reformer in order to be a teacher is not weaker than that of Wood who used money to lure...

"Why are you here again?" Saitama twitched the corner of his mouth, and waved his hand before Genos could reply: "Forget it, I'm in a bad mood right now, you should go back today!"

Sighing heavily, Saitama went directly around Genos and entered the room.

not in the mood?
Wood was taken aback, and looked at Saitama curiously: "What? Did you miss the supermarket sale again?"

Teacher Saitama is in a bad mood, Wood can only think about this...

"Mr. Saitama, I have a timer reminder device in my body. If you are afraid of forgetting the supermarket sale time, I can remind you!" Genos hurried over and said with a proud face.

Qiyu's eyes lit up: "Is there such a function?"

"Ok!"

"Uh...not right..." Saitama sighed: "There is no special sale in the supermarket today, it's not because of that."

"What's the matter?"

"I found...my popularity is too low."

"..."

The corner of Wood's mouth twitched, this seemed to be a familiar scene.

……

(End of this chapter)