I really don't want to cross

Chapter 56 Hemiplegia?

"I have been a hero for three years out of interest. So far, I have eliminated an unknown number of weirdos. I have never seen those heroes on TV who are active like me. Why are they all on TV, but no one knows me? I think even if there are A few fans are normal."

Saitama looked disappointed, and pointed to Wood next to him: "In the end, he was the only fan who became my disciple, and even those people in the city today recognized me as a terrorist."

Wood shrank his head slightly, feeling a little guilty for no reason.

He naturally knew the reason why Teacher Saitama was not well-known, but Wood felt that... Teacher Saitama was still staying at home in this unemployed state, it was more convenient to protect his own safety...

Genos frowned: "How could this happen? It's impossible, teacher, you didn't register in the hero handbook, right?" Before finishing speaking, Genos shook his head himself: "No, Brother Wood is a hero The honorary director of the association, he should not forget to remind you of this kind of thing."

Nima!

Wood's face turned black, it's time to smoke!
"Handbook of Heroes? What's that?"

Qiyu was stunned, and slowly turned his head to shift his gaze to Wood, with a very kind smile on his face: "I remembered, when that guy named Nizo came last time, he did mention the Heroes' Association." of."

"..."

Seeing the teacher's 'friendly' smile, Wood silently opened the notebook, logged on to the official website of the Heroes Association, clicked on the introduction on how to become a hero, and handed it to the teacher.

Seeing Teacher Saitama approaching with curiosity, Wood curled his lips and said: "To put it simply, hero is already a profession now, and you don't have a professional qualification certificate, so no one will recognize you as a hero at all."

"The Heroes' Association has branches in every city. After receiving the test and meeting certain standards there, they can be registered in the Hero Handbook and officially obtain the right to call themselves a hero; at the same time, the association will issue gifts from Bonuses for donations."

Wood touched his chin and said proudly: "Attention, I am one of the donors, and many heroes have taken my money."

"Are you so rich?" Saitama asked curiously.

Before Wood could speak, Janos nodded: "As far as I know, Brother Wood's company has already become a well-known enterprise in Z City less than half a year after its establishment, and it is still in a period of rapid development. The latest new game, It is also one of the top ten most popular games.”

There is no doubt that these materials are all traced and investigated during those days...

Qiyu stared at Wood in a daze for a while, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "I always thought he had a small office to do communication fraud..."

"...Do I look like that kind of person?"

Wood almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

"Like!" Saitama nodded without hesitation.

"..."

ok I admit it……

When there was no funds at the beginning, Wood did think about communication fraud, but in the end I didn't do it.

Wood pointed to the laptop screen and changed the subject decisively: "Well, let's get down to business, that is to say, the heroes that are often broadcast on TV are all professional heroes registered on the roster. Those who carry out activities in their own names and claim to be heroes are basically liars , everyone, please be careful."

In fact, Wood was quite speechless about this phenomenon.

To use the simplest analogy, it is like not having a good college diploma, even if you are knowledgeable, no one will believe you.

Originally righteous heroes have instead become a means for many people to make money and gild; the people saved by them are not as grateful as they used to be, but it is easy to have a thought of "I donated money, you protect me as a matter of course" .

Of course, it’s not totally unacceptable. It’s good or bad, depending on what the saved people think.

At least there are heroes who risk their lives to protect themselves, Wood will definitely be very grateful, and increase their efforts to donate money...

"Why didn't you tell me about this kind of thing earlier?" Saitama asked, staring at Wood.

Wood blinked innocently: "I thought you already knew, teacher, after all, the heroes are broadcast on TV every day, as well as the disaster levels assessed by the Heroes Association. It's incredible that you don't know. "

This is a statement that has already been prepared. Normally speaking... Saitama-sensei pays attention to those large-scale disasters on TV every day. It is really incredible that he didn't notice this...

"I thought those heroes were the same as me." Saitama covered his face and looked up at Wood: "Have you registered?"

"Are you kidding me? I'm a donor, and I just need to send money to the Heroes' Association." Wood said rationally.

Saitama: "..."

Suddenly, I feel that heroes are not as noble as I thought.

Resolutely ignoring the disciple who smelled of copper, Saitama turned to Genos and asked, "How about you, Genos?"

"No, I don't need it!"

Genos replied, it's no wonder, after all, he wandered around cities to eliminate monsters, just to find the reformers who destroyed his hometown, and he didn't care about becoming a hero at all.

Qiyu's eyes lit up: "Go and register, if you come with me, I'll take you as a disciple."

"Let's go!"

Genos' eyes also lit up, and in a real sense, he nodded vigorously.

"..."

The corner of Wood's mouth moved, and the conversation between the two felt... very ambiguous.

This witness is wrong! !
……

Seeing Saitama and the two discussing the specific matters of the hero review, Wood suddenly felt a little worried, because it also meant that his knowledge of the original work was over, and he had no way of understanding what would happen afterwards.

When Mr. Saitama becomes a hero, what kind of enemies and disasters will he encounter?

But there is one thing Wood can be sure of, that is...

There is absolutely nothing wrong with hugging the teacher's thigh tightly! !

But in the absence of the teacher, how to protect your own safety requires careful consideration.

The Hero Association is a good target.

Now although I am one of the honorary directors of the Heroes Association, there are people richer than me everywhere, and even those common people donate money to the Heroes Association, so I only have one more useless honorary director than the commoners.

If it weren't for the new game's popularity, the Heroes Association would never have noticed a small company that barely had a reputation in Z City.

If you want the Hero Association to pay more attention to yourself, you can only use money to buy your way.

Let’s not talk about whether those officials and employees are greedy for money, just the rewards of those heroes, the equipment used for work, and even the personal research of black technology heroes like Metal Knight, which do not need money.

In fact, when he knew that Metal Knight was an S-level hero, Wood wanted to curry favor. After all, Gatling, an A-level hero, had already opened his eyes, let alone an S-level scientist.

But the reality is cruel...

Not qualified enough!

There is no shortage of money at all. It is said that the entire headquarters of the Heroes Association was built by Metal Knight, which is basically equivalent to the chief scientist of the Heroes Association. Such a person does not need to worry about funds at all.

And Wood has no money, at most, it is worth going out to talk about Saitama's disciples, but others have to ask in a daze: "Qitama? Who is it?"

So the first goal Wood set for himself is to make money!

Earn a lot of money, at least you are in danger, the Hero Association can send S-level heroes to protect.

But it is easy to make small money, but it is not so easy to make big money.

Among other things, people alone are not so easy to find.

There are less than 100 Shenqi Group executives plus technical staff, and Wood has to find people he can trust.

Shaking his head, Wood is not thinking about these things anymore, let's take a step for now.

"Ganos, pour me a glass of water."

"Yes, Brother Wood!"

Genos, who was discussing with Saitama, responded.

Wood giggled, there is an S-level person serving tea and water at home, who gets this kind of treatment?

"It's not that he doesn't have long hands, let him fall by himself." Saitama glanced at Wood angrily.

"Teacher, I'm paralyzed, how can I pour water by myself?"

Qiyu didn't answer, and directly raised his hand and pointed out the window: "Be careful, there are snipers!"

"Fuck, where is it?"

Wood jumped up directly with the sofa, carried the sofa as a shield, and ran to hide behind Saitama.

Genos: "..."

……

(End of this chapter)