Start punching from being Zhuge Dali's boyfriend

Chapter 12 The Popular Snow
"I really have no vision. I thought I wanted to show off my women's clothing, but I didn't expect them to fall in love with you, Xiaoxue."

Su Chen looked up at the sky, his tone was full of vicissitudes of life, and he rubbed Xiaoxue's head.

At this time, it held a piece of cat biscuit in its paws and made a biting sound, looking very cute.

There are already many people who want to play it.

Thinking of what happened just now, Su Chen still felt a little shy about his narcissism.

It turned out that Estee Lauder recently released a cute cosmetic called cute cat. The little fat man liked Xiaoxue's beauty, so he pulled it to endorse.

It's really one thousand at a time, just one time in total, it sounds so nice! !
I thought that if I came dozens of times and earned tens of thousands of dollars, I could go out and have a blast! !

"Meow meow~~~"

(Shit shoveler, why is your supreme-flavored meow food so unpalatable!! I protest, and I sue you for defrauding me.)
Xiaoxue scratched Su Chen's clothes, opened her mouth slightly, showing her lovely teeth, and let out a few cries of dissatisfaction.

Benben Meow Princess has never eaten such an unpalatable meow food. I drink plain water that tastes better than it.

"Xiaoxue, to be a cat, you must be content! You must learn to be content and be happy, you know?"

Su Chen gently stroked Xiaoxue's body, and persuaded him earnestly, but a cunning flashed in his eyes.

This cat food was promoted in the supermarket just now, buy three get two free, only 100 yuan, blood earning! ! !
As a good man who is diligent and thrifty and manages his family, Su Chen has long learned to split a dollar into two halves to spend, so he must not spoil the cat too much.

Otherwise, I will sit back and eat nothing in the future! !
"Ding~~~Your phone bill has arrived at 200 yuan. Congratulations on your successful application for Huabei quota of 500 yuan."

Su Chen picked up the phone, checked the messages one by one, and couldn't help but smile.

"Xiaoxue, I will take you to eat fried rice with eggs, gogogogo~~~" Su Chen put Xiaoxue on the back of his neck, and ran towards the love apartment with his hands raised.

Xiaoxue's two paws hugged Su Chen's neck tightly, her furry face was very desperate, and she uttered three times: "Meow meow~~~"

(Poop shovel, slow down, you want to throw me to death and inherit the throne of this princess!!)
Love apartment, room 3601.

Zhang Wei walked slowly, the corners of his mouth curled up in an arrogant and domineering arc, and he said, "Finally. I got the marriage certificate, and Yu Mo sent Teacher Zeng to the airport. Does anyone want to interrupt me~~~"

"Also~~~There~~~~Who!!!"

Zhang Wei opened his mouth wide and yelled vigorously. Today, the car overturned, fell into the river and the water turned backwards. It is really unlucky.

If someone interrupts him again, he will commit seppuku and commit suicide by eating egg fried rice! ! !

"Can you put on some clothes first?" Chen Meijia suppressed a smile and pointed to his gray pajamas.

"I'm going to unveil it now, and I can't delay the audience for a second!" Zhang Wei glared at Chen Meijia, his tone full of unquestionable! !
Just when the red cloth was lifted.

door open

"Bang~~~ I'm back, I finally got Xiaoxue's cat litter, let's get started!"

Su Chen pushed the door open and came in, lying on the lazy Xiaoxue in his arms, like a nobleman.

"What!!! It's done!! Hurry up, I want to hug Xiaoxue, she's so cute!!"

Chen Meijia didn't wear shoes, she threw the pillow on the ground, and rushed towards Su Chen very anxiously.

then.

10 minutes passed.

"Su Chen, where did you abduct the kitten? It's too cute. To be honest, did you go galloping? It's a token of love from a girl~~~"

Lu Ziqiao looked at Su Chen and raised his eyebrows, showing a meaningful smile. The things between men do not need to be described in words.

"Lu Ziqiao? Did you ignore what I said today??"

Hu Yifei tilted her head, folded her arms, her crescent eyebrows were erected, her eyes exuded a murderous look, and said lightly.

"It seems that you want to be with Zhang Wei?"

Lu Ziqiao shrank his head strategically, and shivered all over his body: "Well, that, I haven't had enough sleep recently, and my mind is a little confused..."

"That's right, you're teaching Su Chen badly, I can't spare you!!" Chen Meijia grabbed Lu Ziqiao's ear with one hand and spun it 360 degrees.

"Stop!!! I'm going to unveil it!! The cat is more important than me!!"

Zhang Wei was trembling with anger, and roared, he waited for 10 minutes and watched for 10 minutes.

"Cat!" The four of them answered Zhang Wei's question without thinking.

"Ahem~~~ Viagra, it's only 5 o'clock in [-] minutes, we don't play cats, let's start your show."

Su Chen touched his nose, hid Xiaoxue under the pillow, and made a gesture of invitation.

"That's right, start your performance~~"

The three of Hu Yifei were also very polite and polite, because they knew that Zhang Wei would kill Xiaoxue as a sacrifice if they licked the cat again.

This is not a joke! !

It must be treated with caution. After leaving Zeng Xiaoxian, we can no longer leave this cute kitty.

"Everyone, thump, thump, thump~~~"

The moment Zhang Wei opened it, the bgm of the God of Gamblers sounded, just like the return of the God of Lawyers.

"Hahahaha~~~~"

The scene was silent for a while, and after three seconds, Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia spoke out first, slapping their thighs, covering their stomachs, and laughing wildly.

"Great Law Firm?? Zhang Wei, I told you not to buy the nine yuan nine free shipping!"

"Zhang Wei, those two big pits are also given away? Haha~~"

Hu Yifei and Chen Meijia laughed so hard that they lay on the sofa, unable to lift their strength, but they couldn't stop their laughter.

"Don't laugh, in fact, Viagra also has difficulties~~~ He just has no money."

Su Chen said with a smile, his expression was very serious.

"Meow meow~~"

Xiaoxue poked her head out, pointed at Zhang Wei, opened her mouth slightly, then turned over and let out a meow.

(I am dying of laughter, this two-legged beast is too funny, I can't do it~~I can't laugh, lady!!)
"Even Xiaoxue can't stand it anymore, Zhang Wei, don't be so stingy."

There was still a tear in the corner of Lu Ziqiao's eye, it seemed that he had been hurt from laughing hard.

Zhang Wei couldn't speak for a while, his heart was very bitter, and the cat also laughed at me?
Why is it already the fifth season, so unlucky! !

Director, I protest!

"Okay, laugh and be hungry!! I'll cook noodles for you, my new invention."

Hu Yifei smiled and said, got up and went to the kitchen, ready to show off her skills.

"What!! Eating noodles again!!" Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia trembled, and the smell of soap was already lingering in their mouths.

Swim, swim, swim into my small intestine! !

"What?? Do you have an opinion?" Hu Yifei's eyes were sharp, and a faint imperial prestige was released.

"No~~~" The four of Su Chen shook their heads, whoever has an opinion is an idiot, I will see you in the hospital tomorrow! !

before the table.

Zhang Weiwei and Kuai Duoji ate the noodles, and even Chen Meijia had a great time, praising: "Sister Yifei, today's noodles are really delicious!!"

Hu Yifei smiled and said nothing.

As long as you persevere and keep doing experiments with the little white mice, there will always be a day of success! !

At this time.

The doorbell rang.

"Paoer, open the door."

(Ask for tickets, ask for tickets like crazy!!)

(End of this chapter)