Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 187 Untitled!triple
The first day in Konoha passed by like this.

Until the sun is three shots...

"Well, sleeping on tatami really makes my back hurt... I miss my palace..." Shiraki stretched his waist, the feeling of sleeping on the floor was really bad.

Nonayu on the side has already prepared all the toiletries, and the breakfast prepared by the hot spring is also on the table.

"Pfft..." Bai Mu spit out mint-flavored mouthwash: "Next time, use gin to rinse your mouth."

"But rinsing your mouth with wine...doesn't it work?" Nonaiyu hesitated a little.

"I also know that the effect is not good, mainly because it is expensive." Shiraki poured the pastry on the table into his mouth like eating peanuts. These Fire Country people who live a good life like to make pastries small and delicate , but just without eating.

"It will take about three days before the official start of the bidding for various events, so today's schedule..." After being encouraged by Danzo Shimura, Nonoyu, who had regained his energy, began to perform his secretary's duties seriously.

"I've always wanted to come to Konoha for a while, but only after I came here did I realize that it's still far from my hometown, and I don't even have a computer, and I don't know when I'll be able to play with butter..." Bai Mu murmured sleepily, making it hard to hear If you understand.

"I think Muye is much better than Loulan. Although Loulan is prosperous, it always feels less lively." Nonaiyu thought that Baimu's hometown was Loulan.

"I don't know where to go... Why don't you just stay here and soak in the hot springs and play cards, um... The food here is really delicious, order me a takeaway of ten bowls of Yile ramen." Shiraki has already put the breakfast on the table He ate cleanly, but his stomach wasn't even full.

"How can there be a ramen shop that opens early in the morning... besides, the ramen doesn't deliver takeaway." No Naoyu twitched the corner of his mouth.

"The goal is suddenly clear! Let's go, buy Yile Ramen!" Bai Mu slapped his thigh.

"No way... We don't have much money anymore. Yile Ramen is just a street stall. Do we want to buy it?" Nonoyu was dumbfounded.

……

"I'm sorry... Ramen is just a hobby of mine. What I like to see most is everyone's happy look after eating my ramen. Buying or something... I will not sell it no matter how much money it is." The owner of Yile Ramen , The hand-beating master shook his head.

"Please open your eyes and take a look! So much money! You can buy any kind of happiness." Bai Mu roared.

"No need, I've opened my eyes to the maximum. I can't earn so much money in my life, but no amount of money can buy happiness." Handa still squinted his eyes and smiled slightly.

"Well... there are still people in the world who are immune to Jin Dun. If I invite you to host the Big Eater Competition, you won't refuse, right? This is an event that makes the whole village happy." Bai Mu was a little frustrated.

"Hmm... I'm about to apply for this activity, but I didn't expect it to be funded by the son. I believe that the village will rejuvenate because of these activities. In order to express my gratitude, please enjoy a piece of the ultimate ramen I provided." The hand-beating master Served with a bowl of ramen in rich broth topped with thick char siew.

"Then I won't be polite!" Shiraki had long been curious about the legendary Ichiraku Ramen.

creak creak...

The thick tonkotsu soup base has a very strong taste. After five hours of cooking, all the flavors of the bone marrow are forced out, just like the lingering charm of the immortal flower in the desert. Every ramen is so strong, like It was the queen's leather whip that lashed her body, leaving burning pain.

"Yeah~~~" Bai Mu felt as if he had been drugged, his whole body was hot, and he tore off his clothes, as if he was in a harem, his whole body was wrapped in soft fat.

"Isn't it just a bowl of ramen? As for this..." Nonai Yu watched Shiraki tearing off his clothes, grasping something empty with both hands, with a wretched look on his face, clutching his chest and nervously backing away two steps.

"You haven't eaten it, have you... Serve her a bowl of seafood noodles, and add more octopus legs!" Bai Mu pointed to No Naoyu.

"Stop it...I've already had breakfast." Nonoyu rubbed his belly. Although he had heard that Yile Ramen was delicious before, he had never had the chance to try it.

"Happiness, please experience it!!!" Shiraki grabbed Nonoyu's shoulder and pressed her on the chair.

"No problem, please wait a moment!" The hand beater immediately turned around and started to work.

In just 5 minutes, a bowl of seafood-flavored ramen came out, covered with red squid tendrils.

"Gudong..." Nonaiyu seemed to resist this kind of food.

"Eat quickly! Eat quickly!!" Shiraki pinched Nonaiyu's shoulder, and almost picked up the bowl to feed him.

"Okay...then I'll start..." Nonaiyu raised his chopsticks carefully...

"Yeah~~~"

The soup base made of delicious shellfish seems to take her on the blue sea, wearing a cool bikini, and the refreshing sea breeze blowing through the blonde hair, sending her body and mind to the clouds.

Take another bite of the squid leg.

Nonoyu instantly felt that he was being dragged down from the sea by an octopus leg, and the greasy tentacles swam over every inch of his skin, and the rows of suckers were like lovers' kisses, sucking the skin intensely.

“Isn't the taste amazing!”

"Yes..." Nonaiyu murmured with his eyes closed.

"Is there a feeling of being in the bottom of the sea..."

"Have……"

"Is there a feeling that the whole body is wrapped in tentacles..."

"...!!"

The effect of the medicine passed away suddenly, No Naoyu opened his eyes suddenly, looked down, and found that his body was really covered with tentacles, and exploded into a golden lion king on the spot: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

The screams almost lifted the Yile Ramen stand.

"Stop it, I can't do this job anymore, what about Shimura Danzo Ai, I can't stay with this person for a minute, that's right, it's the wandering shaman pharmacist Nonoyu, Konoha's strongest Spy, you have the guts to kill me!" No Naiyu almost exposed himself as a werewolf on the spot.

But professional professionalism still suppresses impulse.

"Master Yile...what on earth did you add to the noodles, this feeling is too amazing? Please sell me the recipe!" Bai Mu smiled and leaned forward.

"Love, it's because of my love for ramen that the noodles are so delicious. Love can only be felt and cannot be traded." The hand-beating master narrowed his eyes and smiled slightly.

"Okay, then I'm looking forward to your big appetite competition." Bai Mu touched Nonaiyu's little head, which was still in shock: "Don't think about it, let's go, and go to declare the event."

"Reminiscing about you big-headed ghost!!!" Nonaiyu really wanted to yell like that, but he could only follow behind like a poor secretary who was cheated by an unscrupulous boss.

……

In front of the Konoha Guard, a tall building with a big ping pong bat badge, a large number of businesses are applying to hold events.

Normal fishing enthusiasts are applying for the "Explosive Fishing Competition". Within an hour, the biggest and heaviest fish caught can get a reward of 100 million taels.

On the sidelines, the owner of a candy store is applying for the "Licking Lollipop Contest". The one who licks the most lollipops within an hour will get a reward of 100 million.

The weirdest thing is that there are still people applying for the "Booger Picking Contest". Whoever can pick the most boogers out of their nostrils will win, and the person in charge actually approves it!
Feelings are not about spending your own money, don't you feel bad?

There were too many people queuing up ahead, Uchiha Fugaku was not here, and Shiraki was too lazy to waste his time talking, so he simply turned on the effect of Frost Heart, exuding a bone-chilling chill all over his body.

Most of the merchants queuing up here are civilians, who can't stand the coldness of this thing, and hid one after another. Just about to curse, someone recognized him as the white man who spent a lot of money yesterday, and they all pointed at him, wishing to come up and marry their daughter to him .

"What activity to apply for? Fill out the form yourself." The person in charge of the activity application pushed over a form without looking up, on which detailed information needed to be filled.

Shiraki folded his arms to dictate, and Nonaiyu stepped forward to fill in the form very dedicatedly.

"The most beautiful and cute girl's women's clothing brand."

No Naoyu's hands froze, but he continued to write.

"Boys from 1 to 88 years old can participate..."

"What is an 88-year-old boy? Is he 8 years old?" Nonoyu didn't understand what he meant.

"You know a hammer, men love girls' clothes to death, you can write whatever I say!" Bai Mu continued: "The women's clothes are provided by our store, and you can take them away after you finish. We provide free photo service and choose the most beautiful boy , a bonus of 100 million taels."

Nonaiyu sighed, filled the watch and handed it over.

"One million taels? It's not a big problem." The person in charge waved his hand and approved it.

"One more sheet." Bai Mu didn't even intend to leave, and brought two more sheets of paper.

"Hey, not just anyone can apply for the event, you must own a store." The person in charge said with a frown.

"Half of the commercial street is mine, what are you talking about?" Bai Mu spread his hands, although his identity could not put the store under his own name, of course, under the power of Jin Dun, he could just buy the boss together , the store is still listed under his name, and the income is [-]% to [-]%.

"……what activity."

"The most beautiful swimsuit brand for girls, girls from 1 to 60 years old can participate, and the champion is 500 million taels!" Bai Mu directly rowed to the age of Xiaochun, but her chances of participating in this competition are not high, because she is afraid of girls Shy, the bonus is very rich.

"Old snake skin..." Nonaiyu muttered, thinking that Bai Mu actually wanted to see his thighs, so he filled them in anyway.

"One more book, the reading contest. Those who can finish reading this book in the shortest time, and can answer the organizer's questions at any time, can get 100 million taels." The pours are full.

……

The organization of the event was very troublesome. Although there was help from the shopkeeper, Shiraki set too strict conditions. Nonoyu was busy for almost a whole day before finishing the outline of the three events and getting people to start distributing leaflets.

The atmosphere of the whole Konoha has been revitalized, and almost everyone in Konoha has found an activity that suits them, and began to rehearse in advance.

Shiraki, who is loyal to the concept of "secretary to do something", crossed his legs and tasted the food of the whole food street like a real emperor. He didn't have to go to the door to buy it himself. , Begging him to buy his own store.

It's a pity that one billion taels has already been spent, otherwise it would be nice to buy half of the food street.

As dusk approached, Nonaiyu dragged his tired body and light suitcase, and followed behind Shiraki like a walking corpse. He just wanted to go back to soak in the hot spring to relieve his fatigue.

But... Shiraki didn't seem to have the intention of going back to the hot spring, but instead walked towards the edge of the village.

"Isn't it... where else to go?" No Naiyu almost collapsed.

But walking... this road... looks so familiar...

We came to the edge of the village. If the Hokage Building is the [-]st Ring of Konoha, this should be considered as the [-]th Ring of Konoha, right?

"This is..." Nonaiyu's eyes gradually brightened.

"Oh, don't you know? This is the Konoha Orphanage, it's really awkward." Bai Mu looked at the connected wooden houses, which were not as simple as a pig farm in the countryside.

How could it be possible not to know this place... This is my home... No Naoyu's nose soured, and he almost couldn't hold back his tears.

"Why did you come here?" Nonaiyu asked pretending to be calm.

"Did you forget? We asked Tietou to bring the children to Konoha Orphanage. I'll see if they've arrived." Bai Mu strode towards the orphanage.

The orphanage covers an area of ​​hundreds of square meters, most of which are dormitories, and part of it is a school. Although most orphans here cannot enter ninja schools to study, it is still very important to learn characters and life skills, so that they can ensure that they can find A job to support the family.

The back yard is a large area of ​​land cultivated by myself. A few hens are pacing leisurely in the vegetable garden. The children are happily picking vegetables and preparing for a simple dinner. A Shiba Inu wags its tail and jumps up and down.

A peaceful picture, which is also the hard-to-find peace in this troubled world.

Walking into the orphanage, a few old men in monk-style clothes were discussing something in the courtyard. After seeing someone coming...

"House...court...court..."

Even if Ye Naiyu covered his mouth, rolled his eyes like crazy, and hinted, the old vice president almost didn't react.

"What in the courtyard?" Bai Mu turned to look at No Naiyu, she had put on a calm expression.

"May the goddess bless you..." The vice president finally understood what Nonaiyu meant.

"Why are you still stuttering?" Bai Mu scratched his head, and Nonaiyu heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the vice president was clever and almost exposed.

"Please... please... what can I do, sir?" The vice president, who was over sixty years old, bowed slightly, and simply began to stammer.

"Oh, I want to ask, do you have a group of children who have come to seek refuge recently, with blue-gray hair called Iron Head." Bai Mu asked.

"No...no...no..."

"Didn't come? Could it be that he was given too much money and was caught by bandits halfway and sold as a duck?" Bai Mu guessed.

"There is no one named Tietou...there is one called Dou." The vice president couldn't help but cast his eyes on Ye Naiyu.

"Oh, it's him. He's here. Let him come out. Just say that his master is here."

"Yes...yes...yes..." The vice-principal hurriedly turned around and entered the orphanage, ordering everyone to speak in unison. Their dean seemed to have something hard to say.

Although he doesn't know what Nonoyu is doing, he also knows that she originally belonged to the root of Shimura Danzo, and she must be carrying out some secret mission.

After a while, Dou ran out with a group of children, the rusty ancient helmet was no longer on his head, it seemed that no one beat him here anymore.

"Sister Goddess!" Dou rushed towards Nonaiyu excitedly, but was blocked by Shiraki's kick.

"See... kind master." Dou could only bow obediently.

"How is it? Are you doing well here?" Bai Mu looked at the clothes on Dou's body. Although they were all pale from washing, they were still clean after all.

"Yes...everyone here is very nice. The teacher taught us how to read characters. I have already learned a lot of characters, and I can even write my own name." Dou said excitedly, actually speaking to Nonaiyu .

"Hmm... don't learn your eyes well, look around like a snake's skin, this is my private secretary, hurry up and learn more skills, and I will work for your master in the future." Bai Mu turned his head with a straight face. to myself.

"Yes..." Dou looked at his toes, and his eyes unconsciously aimed at Nonaiyu's shadow.

"When you learn how to read, I'll find you a teacher. Orochimaru, have you heard of it? The number one scientist in Konoha... why are you still peeking!" Shiraki tapped on the head.

"...Oh" Dou didn't know what Orochimaru was, and just wanted to talk to Nonaiyu.

"Okay, it's okay, let's go back, let's go." Bai Mu actually wanted to leave after saying a few words, which almost made them both anxious.

"master……!"

"Well... I'm hungry too. I see that the chickens in your field are quite fat. Why don't you cook a whole chicken feast for me and eat it here." Bai Mu licked his lips.

"Are you tired of eating delicacies from mountains and seas every day? Don't you even let go of a diligent old hen!!!" Nonaiyu roared inwardly. The children rely on these old hens to lay eggs to supplement nutrition, and he wants to eat chicken!
But finally, I can stay for a meal, and it would be good to stay with everyone for a while. I hope that the vice president has arranged everything, and don't show any flaws.

……

A whole pot of chicken feast almost made the whole orphanage cry as sadly as if the dean died, and the instigator, Bai Mu, was just casually throwing the chicken leg that he gnawed twice to Er Huang.

Erhuang, who had been happily acquainted just now, was the last time he had a taste of meat in his previous life, and he ate his former companion without the slightest bit of shame.

The children who have experienced the most hardships are more sensible. Under the stern order of the vice president, no one is allowed to take a look at their favorite president, and finally they did not show their flaws.

Suddenly Bai Mu felt a turbulent feeling in his belly.

"Oh, I'll go... Dead Tietou, have you taken the medicine?" Bai Mu frowned and rubbed his stomach.

"No...no..." While cooking the soup, he wanted to take some medicine, but unfortunately he didn't have any medicine at hand.

"Is it because you ate too much all day? It was cold for a while, and it was hot for a while, and now you drank the greasy chicken soup, so you have a stomachache?" No Naoyu quickly helped to explain.

"Oh, it's possible, hurry up...the iron head helps the master to go to the toilet...it's cleaner." Bai Mu made a painful appearance of constipation, and hurriedly dragged Bai Mu to the office building next door, which was the farthest away.

As soon as Shiraki left here, the children on the other side rushed up and turned Ye Naiyu around, crying so loudly that they couldn't be stopped no matter what.

Dou really wanted to find his goddess sister, but was dragged away by Bai Mu's messy affairs.

"Tietou, the master doesn't want to read anything with writing, so find me a book!"

"Tietou, what do you mean by giving me a Bible? My heart is pure enough, can I get a magazine with my thighs exposed?"

"There is no such magazine? Go under your vice president's mattress and look in the closet, there must be!"

"Tietou, what kind of paper is this? It's as thick as sandpaper. Do you want to scratch the delicate chrysanthemums of the master? Find me some soft ones!"

……

After tossing and tossing for a full hour, Bai Mu dragged his numb legs and returned to the cafeteria.

"For you, the master almost pulled out the hemorrhoids... Are you satisfied now?"

Seeing Bai Mu approaching, the vice-principal who released the wind quickly calmed down the children, but they couldn't hide their red eyes from crying.

"Hey, why are you crying like this..." Bai Mu walked into the cafeteria with his numb legs, looking at the red circles around the children's eyes.

"You ate the hen they laid eggs, can they not cry? Why don't you give them some money..." Nonaiyu hurried over to help Baimu.

"Bah, I ate your two chickens for an hour, and I still haven't asked you to pay me for it?" Bai Mu played the role of the unscrupulous rich man to the fullest.

"Then... let's go..." Nonaiyu looked at the children with some reluctance.

"What are you going to do? Just leave like this. They might scold me behind their backs."

"Then you want to..."

"Donate money, idiot, what is the master saying?" Bai Mu said impatiently.

"Donate... how much to donate..." Nonaiyu suddenly became a little nervous.

Shiroki held up a finger.

"One... 100 million taels?" Nonaiyu was a little excited.

"100 million? Let people listen to it and think I have no money, master, 100 million per person!" Bai Mu waved his hand.

"There are so many children here... how about a hundred million?" No Naiyu was almost overwhelmed by the sudden happiness.

With [-] million taels, the leaky wooden dormitory can be dismantled, and the children don't have to work hard to farm the land. They can have eggs and meat every day, and they don't have to worry about malnutrition anymore.

And... many, many...

"Why are you staring blankly, don't you want to?"

"No...no..." No Naiyu quickly opened the suitcase and piled up piles of banknotes, even the children who didn't know much about money exclaimed excitedly.

"Thank you, kind master!"

The children bowed in unison, and the corners of Bai Mu's mouth curled up evilly.

……

As the sun was setting, Ye Naiyu walked on the path in the field with Bai Mu's arm, and his steps were unavoidably brisk.

"You seem to be in a good mood?" Bai Mu teased.

"I thought of something happy." No Naiyu was in a happy mood like a butterfly flying by the roadside.

"What are you happy about?"

"I see the light!"

(End of this chapter)