Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 188 Loulan Festival

"Loulan Festival"

This is a festival named by the sponsor of the event, Mr. Bai. The leaflets and newspapers have been publicized for three days, and even the wild dogs on the roadside can recite a sentence or two of the advertisement.

Countless strange activities will be carried out in the village today, and the attractive high bounty makes countless ninjas who stay at home and recuperate physically and mentally hurt, all come out of the house excitedly.

This can be said to be the most lively day for Konoha since the war began. Even the Spring Festival is not so big. Who told Konoha to be the military group of the country of fire after all, but he is powerless about economic recovery.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi also stood on the roof of the Hokage Building with a smile and looked at the revitalized village. Although he didn't understand what that guy was doing, the ninjas from Anbe and Nebu had already dispersed anyway, and the Hyuga Clan mobilized collectively to rule out the village. With all the possibilities of terrorist attacks, and with him in charge, there are only two or three kittens hidden in the sand, so they are not afraid of making trouble at all.

……

Most of the declared activities are divided into time periods. The big appetite competition that Bai Mu wants to participate in is at noon, and the swimsuit competition and women's clothing competition that everyone is waiting to see are in the morning segment.

The most beautiful baby girl contest, the bounty is a full 100 million taels, and you can get a beautiful dress for free, which makes almost all the mothers bring their children dressed in women's clothes early.

Fortunately, Naruto is the youngest among the twelve Xiaoqiang, and most of them have already been born, just the age that they will not resist, even if half of them come, it is enough for Baimu to earn [-] gold coins.

The mothers, who were talking and laughing with each other, pushed the baby carriages and came to the stage one by one to show off their babies in women’s clothing. After taking pictures, they hung the photos on the wall, signed and liked by people, and those who liked the most could get bonuses.

"Itachi! Hurry up! It's your turn!" Uchiha Mikoto took the child's hand and pulled him out from behind.

Itachi was wearing a pink sakura kimono, and Mikoto combed his smooth black hair into a bun, making it impossible to tell that he was actually a boy.

"Mom...what did I do wrong... You can punish me however you want, but can you stop turning me into a girl..." Itachi resisted and wanted to break free.

Itachi's little female companion Izumi Uchiha leaned forward and backward with a smile. Unexpectedly, Itachi was prettier than herself after dressing up as a girl: "Itachi-kun, let's be sisters in the future!"

This time Itachi felt even more uncomfortable, he was pushed onto the stage by Mikoto, with a red face, but fortunately the cameraman was very skilled, he managed to take a picture of Itachi showing a shy and cute look.

Bai Mu, who had received 100 gold coins, was grinning from ear to ear, and asked the photographer to develop an extra photo to take with him.

Uzumaki Kushina also had a big belly, chatting and laughing with Mikoto, Shiraki wanted to get close to him, but was blocked by two big guys with sulky faces, warning him not to approach, if nothing unexpected happened , should be the Anbe who protects Jinjuriki.

Bai Mu also wisely walked away and continued to harvest gold coins.

"Ding...Ningji Hinata"

Neji, who was still holding a pacifier, actually looked a bit like Hinata after dressing up as a woman.

"Ding... Rock Lee"

With two thick eyebrows at a young age, women's clothing is too inconsistent, zero points.

"Ding... Pocket"

Bai Mu was stunned for a moment, looking at the cute blue-haired girl on the stage, he almost didn't recognize it, this guy actually brought a group of children from the orphanage to participate in the activity.

"Hey, isn't that the iron head?" Shiraki poked Nonaiyu with his elbow.

"It seems... is it?" Nonaiyu said in surprise, he didn't expect Baimu's eyes to be so poisonous.

When Dou saw Nonaiyu in the crowd, he also blushed and lowered his head. Although Baimu donated [-] million taels of funds, it was used to build a dormitory school. I don't know if it is enough, so I can only save as much as possible. Use it.

The most exaggerated thing was Jiaodu, for the sake of the 100 million taels, he stepped onto the stage wearing women's clothing without any regard for morality, making a group of people vomit.

It wasn't until the end of the event that Bai Mu collected [-] gold coins, which made him a little disappointed. After all, some children hadn't been born yet, and some had already gone out.

Meaningless, Itachi became the cutest child in women's clothing. Miqin held a certificate and a prize of 100 million taels, and decided to frame it and write it into the family tree.

……

Next is the "Most Beautiful Swimsuit" event area that has almost become a wolf's den. Even if you come half an hour earlier, it is already crowded with people. The best place has already been squatted in advance, even if the roof is full of people.

If the sun suddenly goes out at this time, there is no need to be afraid of the lack of light, because the green eyes of these satyrs have already surpassed the flashlight.

Shiraki squeezed in with a frosty heart, and squeezed all the way to the front of the stage, but he didn't see any girls in swimsuits coming up. The girls were all hiding behind the scenes, frightened by this group of perverts who could molest their thighs with their eyes.

"Five million taels... Is there no one who is willing to go on stage?" The host encouraged loudly, and the bounty of five hundred taels touched everyone's heartstrings. Couldn't help but fight.

Fortunately, the desert beauty with a more unrestrained personality didn't care about the gazes of these stinky men, and walked onto the runway wrapped in a white robe.

"Finally someone came on stage! The number one contestant is from the Land of Wind, the glamorous Desert Rose, Ye Ye Ye... Ms. Ye Cang!!!!"

"The measurements are 90! 61! 90!"

When Ye Cang lifted his robe, revealing a wild figure, the audience fell silent for three seconds, and the air-conditioning gasps from the men were comparable to A-level ninjutsu.

"Oh~~~~"

The wave of cheers in the next second almost caused waves in Konoha's sensory enchantment, and the enchantment class was so frightened that it was an invasion of foreign enemies.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi stared at his crystal ball, a nosebleed flowed down, could this be... an attack from Saken?It's so powerful!

As Ye Cang walked around the T, people kept throwing flowers, and his popularity rose sharply.

"Ye Cang! Ye Cang! Ye Cang!"

"Ye Cang! Ye Cang! Ye Cang!"

"Ye Cang! Ye Cang! Ye Cang!"

……

The cheers continued, and some people even shouted outrageous words such as "Taking Shayin and taking Yecang away".

With Hakura taking the lead, Konoha's girls finally let go of their restraint and appeared one by one in beautiful swimsuits, causing a wave of voices.

"I think... this is a good custom. It should be held every year to gather everyone's solidarity." Hiruzaru Sarutobi pinched his nose and stared at the crystal ball without blinking.

Although there were quite a few girls with excellent figures, some even dared to expose themselves than Ye Cang, but it was a pity that as the first girl to appear, and with the title of exotic beauty, Ye Cang took the top spot as a matter of course, He also won the title of "Cold Desert Rose", and went shopping with Xiao Juan with the bonus.

……

Originally, Bai Mu, who had been hungry all morning on an empty stomach, was going to participate in the Big Eater Competition, but he passed by a relatively small competition area and met two acquaintances.

"Fancy Lollipop Licking Contest"

Within an hour, the person who licks the most lollipops can get a bounty. They cannot chew or bite, and can only use their tongues.

As for the acquaintances, it was Orochimaru and Mitarai Red Bean who were forced to return to Konoha by him. The red bean had already come on stage, and Orochimaru was leaning on the railing with his arms folded, with a vague smile on his mouth, looking at the red bean quietly, coldly The breath made no one around him dare to approach.

"Master Orochimaru, I didn't expect you to come out to participate in the event in a leisurely manner." Shiraki stepped forward and walked to Orochimaru.

"Hehe... I would like to ask you, Hongdou has been in a particularly bad mood since that battle, sometimes she would wake up in a dream in the middle of the night, so what did you do to her?" Orochimaru's breath suddenly became colder .

"Unexpectedly, Master Orochimaru, who has no feelings, would care about his students so much. Maybe Hongdou hasn't practiced enough, and a little clumsy illusion still leaves sequelae." Shiraki smiled lightly.

"Hehe... Your god is very good. It doesn't look like a creature in this world at all. Just a tentacle makes me almost lost in the unknown world. If I can get her heart..." Orochimaru licked his lips , showing a greedy smile.

"Oh? Did you really slice it? How's it going?" Shiraki was even more excited than Orochimaru.

"You don't seem to be angry with the god who dissected you?" Orochimaru looked at Shiraki with interest.

"Damn! What kind of gods are not gods? They are all deceiving and ignorant people. We are all people who have seen the essence of this world. Where is Nagakaporos's god? It is a big octopus that lives longer. Fortunately, I signed the psychic contract." Bai Mu smiled contemptuously.

"What you said is very interesting, I'm starting to like you a little bit..." Orochimaru laughed horribly in a hoarse voice.

"Hey... wait until you change your gender before saying such things. Then I will think about whether to accept you or not." Bai Mu said with disgust.

"According to the calculation of cell metabolism, your big octopus has lived in the deep sea for more than [-] years. It is a wonderful creature I have never seen. I have fallen in love with her through infinite reproductive cells. If you get her heart, maybe I can discover the secret of eternal life..." Orochimaru stuck out his tongue and licked his lips.

"It's easy to say... not only one heart, but Nagakaporos has three, but you have to do something for me." Shiraki told Orochimaru what happened to Orochimaru, and asked Orochimaru to teach him to do scientific research.

"You want to plant spies in Konoha?" Orochimaru smiled contemptuously.

"Spies are not spies. It's so ugly. I just want someone to come to Konoha to study the top biological sciences. What's there to find out about Konoha's intrigue." Bai Mu waved his hand.

"However, my Chakra is not enough to channel her main body, only part of the tentacles, and the heart may have to be delayed."

"Okay... I can take that child with me first. As for how much I can learn, it depends on his talent... Please arrange the matter of the heart as soon as possible." Da Shemaru smiled wickedly.

A shameless transaction was completed in such a dramatic way.

The lollipop licking contest on the stage has already started. The contestants frantically rolled their tongues and licked the lollipop, melting the candy little by little with their saliva.

the strange thing is……

There is actually a contestant who is a dog!

This dog from the Inuzuka family is rolling its tongue crazily. The speed is completely unmatched by humans, and it even needs to be captured by Sharingan.

And the red bean contestant is not far behind. She has tasted sweets all the year round, and she knows the characteristics of lollipops very well. She evenly takes care of every corner of the lollipop with her small tongue.

Shiraki's breathing became short of breath, and his face was flushed.

At this moment, he knew that he had to marry Hongdou.

An hour later, the game was over.

Zang Wan, a big black dog from the Inuzuka tribe, narrowly beat Hong Dou with a score of [-] to [-], won the championship, won a million prize money, and won the title amidst the cheers of the crowd.

"Rich Woman Happy Dog"

"Konoha Licking Dog"

Although unwilling to lose to a dog, Hong Dou is still very happy, hoping to use the good mood of this day to dilute the nightmare memories brought by that bastard.

"Teacher! What a pity..." Looking at Shiraki standing next to Dashemaru, Hongdou's pupils gradually dilated, and the shame of being dominated by tentacles that night instantly filled his brain.

"Red bean paste...please accept my love~" Shiraki stroked his chest and bowed deeply.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Hong Dou ran out of Konoha with the ticket he bought overnight, and because he thought the donkey was slow, he pulled the cart himself.

The lonely Bai Mu made a firm decision, and would chop off his hand if he used a tentacle attack on a woman.

……

After being disturbed by Hongdou's incident, the big appetite king suddenly lost his appetite in the competition, but in order to obtain the skill of Abyss Big Mouth, Bai Mu must become the big stomach king.

As soon as he sat on the stage, Bai Mu knew who his opponent was. A whole row of members of the Qiu Dao family almost made this match a social activity within the Qiu Dao family. It is the green leaves that set off the piranha.

Although No Naoyu didn't want to participate in the competition, he was dragged off by Shiraki. Anyway, sitting next to him could increase his appetite a little.

Shiraki even saw Kushina who was participating in the competition on the opposite side, with a big belly, boldly drying the noodles, not worried at all that Naruto, who was not yet born, would be crushed.

Oversized bowls of salty ramen were served one after another, and the opening speed even made it too late for the hands-on master to pull the noodles.

Because it is a time system, the person who eats the most noodles within an hour can win. Shiraki even invented the white-style way of drinking noodles, without chewing, and drank it into his stomach with a squeak.

Throat: "What thing just swished past?"

Stomach: "(╯°Д°) Don't you even process the above?"

Chrysanthemum: "This is the first time I have seen such a complete thing."

The Qiudao family were also not to be outdone, they opened their mouths wide and stuffed bowl after bowl, making their stomachs round.

After eating for half an hour, almost all those who fished in troubled waters were already foaming at the mouth and were carried down. Uzumaki Kushina was dragged down by two female Anbu, fearing that her stomach would burst and Kyuubi would be blown out and dragged away. While still struggling to cry.

"Let me go... I can still eat!"

In the last minute, if there is no accident in the final result, it should appear between the two people, Bai Mu and Qiu Dao Feng.

Before this old man over [-] came to power, he was ridiculed by others: "I'm old, can I still eat?"

Unexpectedly, when he was young, he was the king of Konoha's big stomach, and his demeanor is still the same as before.

42 Bowls of Autumn Road

White wood 41 bowls

And Bai Mu was already rolling his eyes, his stomach was already full and he couldn't stuff anything, but for the title of Big Stomach King, he still desperately picked up two bowls and poured them into his mouth.

"Hmph, this old man will never lose to a skinny man's partial doubling technique!"

Akimichi slapped the table in the wind, his head became as big as a millstone, he picked up ten bowls of ramen and poured it into his mouth, and immediately sat down on the chair, unable to move, and the noodles continued to flow out of his nostrils.

"The last ten seconds! If there is no accident, the title of Konoha Big Stomach King still belongs to Master Chifeng!" The host has already started the countdown.

"Asshole...do you have to come up with a trick?" Shiraki looked at Nonai Yu next to him: "How many bowls have you eaten?"

"Fifteen bowls." Nonaiyu ate leisurely. She knew that she couldn't win the championship, so she just came to accompany her.

"Okay! Come to my mouth!"

"Dine!" ! !
Bai Mu activated his skill, opened his mouth wide, showing his fangs, and instantly swallowed Nonaiyu in one gulp.

"time up!"

"Take the Wind from the Autumn Road: 52 Bowls!"

"Bai Gongzi 41+15 bowls!"

"Master Bai wins!!!"

"Ouch..." Bai Mu spat out Nonaiyu in one gulp.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

"Complete the mission: Konoha Big Eater"

"Skill Acquired: Abyssal Mouth Surprise from the Abyss"

"After death, the body will start a chain reaction, allowing him to move faster and explode after 4 seconds, causing huge acid damage to surrounding enemies"

"Good guy, I'm on the road of self-destruction, going farther and farther!" Bai Mu smiled lewdly.

(End of this chapter)