Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 228 Knowledge Comes from Decomposition (Three in One)

I don't know where Ye Cang found the seller. There are really people who are willing to pay for Explosive Knife Droplets, or a whole 1000 million taels of cash. I'm afraid they don't know that the ghost lamp family has left a back door, and they can be recovered with psychic scrolls, right?
"Hey hey hey...don't count, give it all to me!" Lei Ya's wife grabbed the cash box and was unwilling to let go.

"Even if we buy this store, it won't cost so much..." Bai Mu wiped his sweat.

"The store is worthless, but this love is worth it..." Lei Ya's wife was counting the money, and her face became more flushed as she counted.

"I am Lei Ya's beloved beauty, you are entrusted by him to take care of the poor widow, should you spend some money?"

"It should be..."

"Seeing that his beloved beauty is in debt and being harassed day and night, you should help pay off the debt, should you spend some money?"

"It should be..."

"You can't just watch her eat pineapples every day, can you give me some money to buy fish?"

"Should be...Sister-in-law don't talk about it, I'll give it all to you! I'll give it all to you!" Bai Mu is not good at dealing with such women.

"Oh... a lot of money... Forgive me for not being able to entertain you. The door is closed. You can do whatever you want. By the way, my name is Yoko Black Hoe. If you need anything, you can come to me." Yoko walked out of the house holding the money box.

"Sister-in-law... please wait a moment..." Bai Mu twisted his legs, feeling a bit embarrassed to speak.

"What's the matter? Is there anything else?" Yoko turned her head and smiled brightly with sharp teeth.

"No... It's okay, can you give me 200 taels, I'll go to the street to eat a fish ball..." Bai Mu couldn't say it after all.

"Hee... what a big deal, I thought you wanted to sleep with me! Here, 100 taels of fish balls is enough! If you eat too much, you will lose your temper." Yoko took out a piece of 100 taels of money and handed it to Shiraki.

"Thank you..." Bai Mu bowed to thank Dade.

"You're welcome!" Yoko tossed her big greasy braids, and walked arrogantly.

"What a crime... Brother Lei Ya, I really can't talk!" Bai Mu wailed while clutching his head.

"I've never seen you being so cowardly." Ye Cang crossed his arms, scorning Bai Mu.

"This is called respect for friends!" Shiraki argued, blushing.

"What are you going to do with so many pineapples?" Ye Cang pointed to the pineapples in the store.

"Easy to handle! Open the Big Appetizer Competition!" Bai Mu snapped his fingers.

……

After a short few days of rest, the time has come, and that is the next Mizukage election.

Somewhat beyond everyone's expectations, the Supreme Elder Master Yuan didn't appoint a certain person to be Mizukage, but really chose the same suggestion as Shiraki, held a martial arts tournament, and chose the strongest person to be Mizukage.

It is too embarrassing for the shadow of a village to be killed by the enemy's ninja, so a strong man who can build the confidence of the villagers is the best candidate for the next Mizukage.

The time is set to be one month later, and anyone who has a point in their hearts or not, wants to participate in this competition. In case the opponent is lazy, they might really become Mizukage after all the way through.

Bai Mu was still promoting his Big Eater Competition, and even distributed the leaflets in front of the Water Shadow Building. The bonus was 1000 million taels of cash in exchange for a blunt knife.

It's a pity that all the ninjas almost vomited sour water on the spot when they saw that it was the pineapple big appetite competition. Few of them were willing to participate, and they almost couldn't meet the number of participants required.

Later, Shiraki twisted Ringo Yuyuri's head, kicked Momochi Zabuzhan's ass, pulled dried persimmon ghost shark, and begged a group of familiar people, and finally got the number together.

"The Big Eater Competition has officially started!"

Everyone's dejected heads were covered with black mist. After eating pineapple for half a month in the Land of Fire, their urine smelled like pineapple, and their teeth were still soft. No one could eat it.

"Eat, eat all!" Seeing that the group of people being pulled over did not move their mouths, Bai Mu hurriedly urged.

No one moved, just looking at it, saliva was secreting under the tongue.

"I don't want to eat it...it feels so sour, it will make my teeth rot." Lin Yuyuli stared at the pineapple in front of her, like staring at a ball of Velociraptor's poop.

"It's very sweet! It's not sour at all, look..." Bai Mu took a bite of the pineapple, and his whole soul was twisted, and his saliva burst out like a fountain.

"Knock Tiandi...Limen Zang Yizang...Knock Tian..." Bai Mu tilted his mouth and gave a thumbs up.

Only then did someone start to move their mouths.

This may be the easiest time for Bai Mu to win. He only ate a dozen pineapples and won the victory. However, when he was talking after the end, his mouth was a little leaky, and he couldn't stop drooling. When he said the acceptance speech, his saliva was fast It became a waterfall.

"Complete the mission: Wuyin Big Stomach King"

"Awarded: Abyssal Mouth, Biochemical Barrage"

"Turn your own saliva into acid bombs, launch rapid continuous long-range attacks, and cause a lot of acid damage."

"Excuse me... drooling Jiatning hehe, hehe..." Bai Mu tilted his mouth and drooled, like a second idiot at the entrance of the village.

……

The water shadow battle is about to begin, and everyone has gone to practice behind closed doors, trying to improve their strength a little during the last period of time.

Naturally, Bai Mu was not in the mood to practice anything, and the skill of Haoshui wrist was temporarily stranded because he couldn't come up with it. He had no one to play with, so he could only temporarily release Zilai.

He was locked in the torture space and forced to write manuscripts every day, and was fed some chakra production-inhibiting drugs every day. Recently, due to lack of inspiration, the things he wrote became more and more boring.

Soak in the hot springs together, experience the Kirigakure-style porn industry, and exchange ideas along the way.

Finally came the water shadow contest.

Shiraki, who always likes to take advantage of the excitement, decides to participate in the competition as well. Although it is estimated that even if he wins, he will not be able to become Mizukage. There is no trace of existence in the kingdom of water at all.

After some preliminary screening, those who fished in troubled waters had already been screened out, and the rest were all really capable guys. Bai Mu even stood up on the stage, with a look of contempt in his eyes, and the people opposite obediently jumped off the stage.

In today's decisive battle, the elder Yuanshi stood tremblingly on the stage and recited the will of water. With a mouth that thirty Yuanshi couldn't fit together, his voice was softer than the sound of mosquitoes mating. Although the people in the audience Impatient, but still no one dared to waste a word.

The patriarch of the Huiye clan looked constipated and in pain, he snapped his fingers, each finger was snapped off, and he twisted his arms eagerly before Master Yuan finished speaking. Come and twist.

After finally reciting the will of water for an hour, Master Yuan raised his hand tremblingly and ordered the competition to begin, followed by the drawing of lots.

Shiraki was very unlucky, he got the patriarch Hui Ye who was not very good at brains, this guy smashed the heads of many companions in the first test, although his brains are not good, his strength is really crazy.

As a bloodline family with corpse veins, the pride and worship of bloodlines surpasses that of the Uchiha clan. In order to awaken more bloodlines of corpse veins, they can only continue to marry close relatives to maintain the purity of bloodlines. The sky only trains the muscles and does not use the brain, so piles of brute force giant babies are born. Although the fighting power is strong, but the IQ is pitifully low.

Through the person who sang the tickets, Bai Mu knew that this extraordinary leader of the Hui Ye clan was named Dachun.

Hui Ye Dachun, just hearing the name sounds very wise.

The strong and muscular leader Kaguya was three meters tall, and his arms were thicker than the dragon root of a sperm whale in heat.

"Little devil, I'm going to squeeze your brains out of your ass to make salad dressing..." Kaguya Daharu licked his lips with a sinister smile.

"There's nothing to squeeze me out, is it because you don't have one yourself?" Bai Mu tilted his head and smiled.

"Fart, I have it!" Kaguya Dachun roared angrily.

"No, you haven't, why don't you open your head and show me, otherwise I don't believe it." Bai Mu joked.

"Wait, take a good look..." As he said that, Hui Ye Dachun actually planned to open his skull and show his brain.

A crowd of spectators clutched their foreheads and sighed.

"You need a spear to catch a whale, you need a cage to catch a mouse, and you need to use your brain to deal with a fool. Is this a win?" Bai Mu laughed.

Then Patriarch Hui Ye raised his head like crazy and laughed loudly: "Hahaha...hehehe...I'm not smart, do you think I'm a fool?"

"Then let me ask you a question, a wild boar fights with a domestic pig, who wins?"

"... wild boar?"

"wrong."

"Pig?"

"wrong."

"It's not a wild boar or a domestic pig, so who wins?" Hui Ye Dachun scratched his head.

"What's the most common phrase a fool says?"

"do not know……"

A group of spectators leaned forward and backward with laughter, and the exposed fangs could make the wolves feel scared.

"Ahhhhhhh...I'm going to pull out your intestines and cut them into sashimi!" Kaguya Daharu knew that he had been fooled, his eyes turned red from embarrassment, and he rushed towards Shiraki like a bull in heat. It was trampled into fly ash, which shows how powerful it is.

"Spike Defense - On!"

The black hair on the white wooden back wrapped his whole body as if he had come alive, and the extremely sharp steel needles armed him like a sea urchin.

"It's useless... The bone armor of the Kaguya clan is stronger than any steel, and it can defend against any ninjutsu." Terumi Mei frowned while biting her fingers on the viewing platform.

"My Ksitigarbha needle is not just for display..." The white wolf's lolita Jiraiya was still released outside, he grabbed Shiraki's handle, as long as he said that he had no inspiration during the torture, It will be released. Although I have been taking chakra suppression, I can finally collect some information outside.

"Hey? Who are you? Why do you look familiar?" Terumi Mei looked at the white-haired girl next to her in surprise.

"Hehe...the beautiful lady, I don't know when we will go to the hot spring together..." Jiraiya smiled wretchedly, using this body to enter the women's bathroom, it was a perfect subject.

"Tch...strange person." Terumi Mei continued to turn his head to watch the game with a slumped face.

Kaguya Daharu's casserole-sized fist was immediately covered with a layer of white bone, and it smashed heavily into the white wood's spikes. His entire arm was pierced by the spikes like a hedgehog, but he didn't feel any pain at all. Pushing his arm, he squeezed his fist to Shiraki's face.

"Put hard..." Bai Mu said lightly, without taking half a step back.

"Ah?" After Hui Ye Dachun was stunned for a moment, he withdrew his fist and jumped up to strike the ground with an ax leg.

"Exercise..." Bai Mu was still calm, facing Hui Ye Dachun's berserk attack, taunting each sentence.

"Still weak..."

"Didn't you drink milk in the morning?"

"I don't even have the strength to punch, what kind of water shadow are you fighting for?"

Amidst the taunts, Kaguya Dachun ignored the spikes and punched down, his hands were pierced with hideous blood holes, which could drive people with intensive phobia crazy, Shiroki still said a word.

"powerless……"

"Ahhhhh..." Kaguya Dachun was completely angry, his muscles and bones swelled like a spongy body, and his three-meter-high body instantly swelled to 15 meters, and pale bone armor as hard as meteorite spread all over his body All important positions, even the joints are covered with fine squamous armor, which ensures the defense without losing flexibility.

"The Dance of the Skeleton Vein Armor!!!"

"Kai... the giant of Kai?! Did you go to the wrong set?" Shiraki looked up at Kaguya Daharu who suddenly turned into a giant, and twitched the corners of his mouth frantically.

"Ho Ho Ho Ho..." Hui Ye Dachun laughed wildly, raised his foot and stepped on Bai Mu: "I am the body of absolute defense, prepare to die!"

"Absolute defense? Isn't this just for breaking?" Bai Mu smiled, putting his hands on his waist, gathering Qi in his dantian: "hei~tui!"

A mouthful of thick yellow saliva flew onto Kaguya Daharu's face, and the strong corrosion effect immediately melted a large piece of bone armor on his face and started to smoke.

Terumi Mei covered her forehead and turned her face away: "It's a shame I taught him for so long... Will he still just vomit like this in the end?"

However, Rongdun is indeed the best ninjutsu to restrain the bone veins. In the history of Kirigakure, the Kaguya clan had several rebellions in history, and they were all suppressed by the Rongdun ninjas of the Terumi clan.

"Rong...Rongdun? Where did...Rongdun..." Kaguya Daharu dazedly stretched out his finger dipped in the acid and put it in his mouth to taste, a fear of being dominated by the Terumi clan came from the bottom of his heart Sheng Sheng: "It still tastes like pineapple..."

"Haha, eat more pineapples and you will melt away. Let's try a new trick! Melt away biochemical barrage." Bai Mu clasped his hands together, his tongue turned into a gatling tube, and spit out crazily.

hei～tui～tui～tui～tui...

As the name suggests, ninjutsu, like a barrage of acid saliva, turns into a storm of bullets and shoots at the armored giant. Every time it is shot, a bullet hole the size of an orange is left on the surface of the bone armor, deeply corroding into the flesh and blood.

The absolute defense that Kaguya Dachun is proud of, under the suppression of attributes, is as fragile as the white silk on the leg of the white wolf girl.

Terumi Mei slapped the table and jumped up: "!!! What kind of ninjutsu is this trick! Why don't our Terumi family have a similar technique, compressing and spraying acid in the mouth, and such a fast rate of fire..."

"You can learn to melt and escape by eating pineapples. It's true! It's a lie, right? Hei~tui!" Lin Yuyuli spat in the front row, and landed on the sharpened head of a dried persimmon ghost, frightened He quickly sat upright and pretended to be calm.

"But it doesn't seem to be enough..." Zilai also narrowed his eyes.

The vitality of the Huiye clan is more tenacious than imagined. The body of Huiye Dachun is full of dense bullet holes, each of which is dripping with thick yellow acid. No matter how strong the recovery ability of the bones is, there is no way to repair them. These holes.

"Hehehehe... Is that all? Then I will make you into meatballs next time, hahahaha!" The bone armor giant laughed wildly, and rushed towards Baimu with earth-shaking steps.

But Bai Mu folded his arms, closed his eyes and chuckled, then twitched his shoulders and laughed wildly: "Hahahaha... What a tenacious body, your blood inheritance suddenly aroused my interest, what is it that makes your bones so hard Woolen cloth……"

When he opened his eyes again, Shiraki's eyes were filled with scarlet kaleidoscope writing sharing eyes, and the emblem in it was more deep purple than the black of the Uchiha clan.

A purple crack landed on the bone armor giant's knee.

"Void Fissure"

With a bang, the bone-armored giant who was running at high speed suddenly felt that his right leg lost contact, and his huge and heavy body fell to the ground fiercely, and slid all the way in front of Bai Mu, causing the ground to tremble.

Everyone was silent, obviously that guy stood there doing nothing, why did Patriarch Hui Ye just fall down like this?

"Look in his eyes..." Someone finally pointed it out.

A pair of incomparably evil eyes set off the originally handsome Shiraki, becoming a bit like a perverted psychopath, full of greedy desire for knowledge.

Shiraki didn't intend to stay in the fog, it didn't matter if the kaleidoscope was exposed or not.

But seeing Bai Mu on the field, slowly walked to Hui Ye Dachun's side, gently stroking the white bone armor on his face, his eyes filled with perverted caress: "The mighty Xueji...what is it?" Things support this framework, I really want to know...I really want to understand..."

"Bastard... what did you do to my leg!" Hui Ye Dachun lay on the ground, raised his huge palm and slapped Bai Mu fiercely.

Shiraki raised his eyes and saw another void crack at the wrist joint, which almost cut off half of the wrist, followed by a "plasma shock", a series of energy explosions triggered the real damage of "organism structure", directly causing a group of The entire palm was blown up, and then shrunk back to its original size in the air.

"Ahhh~ what a perfect blood~sweet~" Bai Mu stretched out his tongue and licked the blood stained on the corner of his mouth, holding his broken palm like a mad scientist, his face was flushed with satisfaction of desire.

"Structural Decomposition"

Kaguya Dachun's broken palm was scanned by the eyes of the void, and it was continuously decomposed into ions, and then transformed into understandable knowledge.

"Ah, an informative experimental material..."

"Calcium ions... so thick calcium ions..."

"Oh oh oh... so it's like this..."

"Oh~ I've never seen a bone cell..."

"and many more……"

"Don't! Don't disappear!"

"Not enough! Not enough!"

The broken palm in his hand completely disappeared, and the progress of the research was far from enough. Shiraki's expression gradually went mad, completely dominated by the crazy thirst for knowledge, and he looked angrily at Kaguya Dachun, that look wished to completely break him down into something that could be understood. knowledge.

"Don't...don't come here...I surrender...I surrender!" Hui Ye Dachun ran out of the stage like crazy.

Bai Mu had grinned grinningly and shot out a beam of purple light.

"Life form disintegration ray!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Huiye Dachun's legs turned into invisible ions as he wailed, and he fell heavily to the ground, unable to get out of the ring no matter what.

"Xiang...Master Banana, Master Kaguya has... already surrendered..." A referee tremblingly whispered, and was too frightened by Shiraki's eyes to speak, and could only look helplessly at the audience stand. It was no longer a problem that he, a small referee, could solve.

It's a pity that everyone in the audience was shocked and didn't react for a while, and Master Yuan, who was the chief examiner, had already fallen asleep leaning on the chair.

"Perfect power...a bone that proliferates wirelessly..."

"No, no, it's not perfect, the bone cells that divide wildly will cause lesions."

"Stronger life cells are needed to make up for such defects... such as intercolumn cells!"

As Kaguya Taiharu's body disintegrated, Shiraki knew more and more, and even traced back to the origin of the corpse bone vein, and found that it was actually a branch of the Otsutsuki family, inheriting Otsutsuki Kaguya's bones, but lacking flesh and blood Support, every time you use the corpse bone vein, you will overdraw your vitality.

"Let me see, where is the source of this power...or how can I transfer this power to myself..."

Kaguya Dachun's body was decomposed less and less, only half of his upper body was left, his consciousness gradually became blurred, and he began to talk nonsense: "Wild boar... domestic pig... who wins..."

"Found it! Spinal cord! The source of the power of the corpse bone vein is in the spinal cord. As long as you take out the spinal cord and inject it into your body, you will be able to obtain the power of the corpse bone vein!!"

"Although the body may not be able to withstand this force and directly explode into a forest of bones, isn't it worth the risk to become stronger? Hahahaha" Shiraki laughed wildly and stepped on Kaguya Daharu's back.

"Stop! He has already surrendered!" Terumi Mei finally reacted, jumped down from the stands, and stood in front of Shiraki.

"Surrender? There are quite a few people whose heads were crushed by the guy in the first test, right?" Shiraki tilted his head and looked at Terumi Mei, with a greedy desire for knowledge in his eyes: "Or do you want to be broken down by me... I'm also very interested in the blood inheritance boundary that can be passed down in the genes..."

"What...are you crazy!" Terumi Mei gritted her teeth, staring at Shiraki.

Shiraki stretched out and grabbed Kaguya Dachun's tailbone, and pulled the entire spine out of his body with a forceful yank, Kaguya Dachun finally completely lost his vitality.

"Next is you... the eldest lady of the Terumi clan, the perfect successor of the two bloodlines..." Shiraki looked at Terumi Mei and licked his lips. His eyes no longer had the brutality of tearing her fishnet stockings open, only cutting open her heart desire.

"Really...really... I used to call her Ming-chan when the flowers were under the moon, but now that I'm done playing, I call her Missy~" Terumi Mei suddenly smiled charmingly, intending to numb Shiraki before talking.

"Heh... Ming-chan, then you will definitely choose to become my knowledge?" Shiraki gently caressed Terumi Mei's cheek through her smooth hair, and her eyes stopped on her emerald-like eyes.

"..." Terumi Mei seemed to be lost in the spinning Sharingan, without any movement.

"Oops! Terumi Mei is in danger!" Ghost Lantern Moon hurriedly turned over from the audience stage, but it was a pity that the distance was obviously too late.

On the other hand, Zilai, who was at the side, had a lot of experience: "I can't watch such a beautiful lady die at the hands of a scumbag."

While talking, he took off the white stockings from his legs, wrapped them around the cup on the table and threw them at Shiraki.

Sensing the hidden weapon attacking from behind, Bai Mu turned his head sharply, and a "structural decomposition" shot over.

"99% velvet..."

"It's the body fragrance of a girl, and the original beriberi..."

"Baisi, it's Baisi!!"

Bai Mu excitedly took a deep breath, inhaling all the decomposed ions into his lungs, his face showing an intoxicating blush.

"Why is there still a leg hair... It's from Ziraiya!"

vomit……! ! !
Shiraki is like a gourmet who bites down on a hamburger and eats half a mouse, half a cockroach in the belly of the mouse, and half a maggot in the belly of the half cockroach. Woke up.

(End of this chapter)