Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 229 This chapter has a cow (three in one)

"Ah...it feels like my lungs are going to rot..."

In the following time, Shiraki could always smell Jiraiya's foot odor faintly, and his breathing was not smooth.

But fortunately, he didn't do too much because of this. It seems that the eyes of the void should be used less, or read more books to cultivate his pure soul and firm will.

The following atmosphere seemed to be a bit uneasy. The match was still going on. On the stage were Ringo Yu Yuri and Momoji Zabuzhan. The two of them were really fighting desperately. It was a bloody battle. I was really worried that there would be another one. human life.

Shiraki sat next to Terumi Mei, like a twitchy old lady, who was so embarrassed that she didn't know what to say.

"Ming sauce...just now I..."

"It's okay~ It's okay~ It seems it's just some misunderstanding~ I don't care~" Terumi Mei squinted and smiled, as if nothing happened.

"That...it seems like no one reacts to me killing Kaguya Daharu." Bai Mu glanced at the people around him, and found that many people were sneaking glances at him. His eyes swept over, and he immediately turned his head to sit upright. .

"Don't worry, the arena is a life-and-death contract. No one in Bloodmist Village stands up for the dead." Terumi Mei waved his hand with a smile, turned his head and said to himself with a cold face: "That's why I want End this era of blood mist..."

"Oh? Even his clansmen won't care? He's the patriarch." Bai Mu was slightly surprised.

"It is estimated that if the news of his death is returned to the clan, it will be more chaotic there than here. The structure of the Huiye clan is different from that of ordinary clans. Their patriarch has absolute ruling power. Have you heard a slang word that everyone makes fun of the clan leader Huiye? ?” Terumi Mei looked at Shiraki with a smile.

"I don't know, what is it?" Bai Mu asked curiously.

Terumi kept a secret, but in her heart she had already determined that Shiraki was not from the Land of Water at all, because the people of the entire Land of Water, from the nobles of the Daming Mansion to the farmers, liked to say this joke in the tavern after dinner.

"Patriarch Hui Ye has a son who married the daughter of the elder sister of the patriarch, and then one day the son died in battle, leaving behind his mother-in-law, wife and daughter, what does he call them respectively?"

"Mother... daughter-in-law... granddaughter...?" Bai Mu tried to answer.

"Call me wife." Terumi Mei smiled.

"Oh hehe! I got it!" Bai Mu excitedly patted his thigh and jumped up: "It's the kind of plot in Japanese movies!"

Then there were endless words about the beast father picking up ashes, and Zilai also moved his head, his wolf ears trembling with excitement.

"Yes, there are fewer and fewer people in the Huiye clan who have awakened the bone veins recently, and there are no more than five clan members. In order to maintain the high-quality bloodline, patriarch Huiye has more than thirty wives alone, and they think that the more Close relatives, the purer the blood union, the easier it is to awaken the bone vein." Terumi Mei continued.

Shiraki was so excited that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, Mizukage was a fart, he didn't know if he could get the bone vein after injecting Kaguya Dachun's spinal cord, and then went back to fight for the position of Kaguya patriarch.

"Do you know there is another joke?" Terumi Mei seemed to see what Shiraki was thinking, and smiled while covering her mouth.

"What?" Bai Mu asked curiously.

"One day, Patriarch Huiye's father shaved his beard and got up to go to the bathroom at night, and was hardened by Patriarch Huiye."

"What... what do you mean..." Bai Mu didn't understand.

"Because the men and women of the Kaguya clan all look the same." Terumi Mei smiled charmingly.

"Oh shit!" Bai Mu was so frightened that he pushed his dangerous thoughts out of his mind.

"Inspiration... Inspiration... is like a spring, write it down, write it all down!" Ji Lai also wrote excitedly.

Soon, the contest between Lin Yuyuyuli and Taodi was over. Lei Dao cut off the beheading knife and threw the blade under the stage. Taodi was defeated.

"It's my turn to play next, cheer for me!" Terumi Mei blinked.

The opponent is just a civilian ninja with good strength, so there is nothing to worry about.

Then there was the dried persimmon ghost shark and the ghost lantern full moon, all of which won without a doubt, forming the final five-member team.

Today's semi-finals also came to an end temporarily, because none of them wanted to rest, and chose to fight again tomorrow.

Bai Mu also temporarily returned to the foothold, the home of the single dog Ganshi Guixie. Anyway, he is a single dog, and three people can disturb him.

It was night, and as expected, three batches of visitors were ushered in.

The first batch was actually Hui Ye Dachun's eldest son, a young husband Hui Ye who was about the same size as his father, with a muscular body, with a rough voice, as if he was afraid that no one would know that he was coming.

At that time, Bai Mu was playing cards with Ji Laiya. When this guy came to the door, he almost thought that he was here to avenge his father. Bai Mu quickly turned the poker table and walked out.

"Hey, hey... are you going to lose? Why is this luck as bad as Tsunade, even a novice like me can't beat me." Jiraiya also muttered, as if he had completely lost his sense of being a prisoner.

"Ever since he fell in love with that woman, this guy has been having bad luck." Ye Cang said coldly, crossing his arms.

"I've always wanted to ask you a question... Are you also one of the big brothers who was sealed as a loli by him? Why do you keep meowing meowing?" Ji Lai also asked curiously.

"Tch, take it for granted." Ye Cang rolled his eyes and followed Bai Mu out.

"Really... really bad taste, if I know such a sealing technique, it must be sealed as an oversized royal sister like Tsunade... Hehehe..." Zilai also squeezed his wretched hands.

……

Bai Mu was originally out for a fight, so maybe he could pump an extra tube of spinal fluid to study the evolution of the bone veins.

What he never expected was that it was a dutiful son who came in. After entering, he knelt down with a plop and smashed the floor tiles of the dried persimmon ghost's house into three petals.

"You...kowtow to the wrong person, right? I killed your father." Bai Mu felt like he couldn't hit the kowtower with his hand.

"The mere revenge of killing my father, why bother to take it to heart!" Mrs. Hui Ye patted his solid chest, his face full of flesh was almost indistinguishable from his father's, Bai Mu almost thought that a ghost was seeking revenge.

"So, you are here..." Bai Mu didn't understand.

"To thank you for killing my father!"

"I killed your father, and you still want to thank me?"

"That's right, now I have taken over thirty wives of my father, I am already the patriarch hahahaha..." Mrs. Hui Ye raised his head and laughed wildly.

"Then congratulations! Why don't you hurry home and enjoy it, hurry up and give birth to a bunch of fat boys!" Bai Mu wanted to pat this guy on the shoulder, but he was too tall, so he could only pinch his rock like pecs.

"Hey...hey...have already used it..." Mrs. Kaguya smiled shyly.

"This... so... powerful?" Bai Mu's eyes widened.

"There must be some medicine? Please sell it to me." Ji Laiya interjected excitedly.

"Hey... I don't need any medicine, it's our family's corpse bone vein that can grow bones in any part of the body..." Mrs. Hui Ye scratched his head embarrassedly.

At this moment, Bai Mu knew that he must inject Kaguya Dachun's spinal fluid.

"It's a pity..." Zilai also touched his phantom limb and sighed.

"Well... there is actually one more thing..."

"Brother, please tell me!" Bai Mu admired.

"Every time our family uses Shigumai, we need to cooperate with drugs to reduce side effects. Otherwise, blood disease will break out after a few times. All the secret medicines and prescriptions are not allowed to be kept by anyone, and it is also forbidden to refine medicine in private, and he takes all the medicines by himself."

"Usually the medicine and the prescription are always carried by the old man, since the old man was killed by you, and the body is not left behind... Is the prescription with you..." Xiaofu Huiye looked at it with full expectation. white wood.

"Oh, that's it. I did analyze it." Bai Mu recalled the knowledge he had acquired at that time. There was a bottle of medicine that could inhibit excessive cell proliferation and restore cell vitality. Unfortunately, he had already decomposed it into ions. The prescription together is still impressive.

"That's great... my lord, can you give them to me..." Mrs. Hui Ye rubbed his hands, not at all as reckless as his father. After all, he had inquired about it, and the father who was absolutely defensive was beaten by others. There is no dregs left when the trick is broken down, let alone he is not as good as the old man.

"Of course, this is your thing, but there is only a prescription, and the medicine was destroyed by me." Bai Mu said easily.

"Ah...it's okay, it's okay..." Although Xiaofu Huiye felt a little regretful, but with the prescription, there is a way to refine the medicine. Although the main medicine is almost extinct, you can still receive a few plants every month.

"I can't give it to you for nothing, I have to ask you for someone." Bai Mu casually found a piece of white paper to write the formula of the medicine on.

"Who? My mother or my sister? Is one enough, or ten?" Mrs. Hui Ye waved his hand and didn't care at all.

"Ahem...Why do I want ten of your wives? I'm not going to attack Sabak." Shiraki wiped off his sweat: "I want someone from your clan named Junmalu who looks like two or three years old? "

Shiraki didn't know how old Junmaro was, anyway, he should be a little older than Naruto.

"Jun Malu...? I haven't heard of it, I'll go back and look for it." Mrs. Hui Ye scratched his head. It seems that Jun Malu's blood inheritance talent has not been discovered, otherwise he would be domesticated into a human weapon.

"Well, go ahead, when will you bring it here, and when will you pick it up." Bai Mu put away the note.

"Hey, my lord... Is one Junmalu enough, his mother, his sister..." Mrs. Hui Ye suddenly turned around.

"Enough! Just one Junmalu is enough, don't mention your wife to me!" Bai Mu growled.

Only then did Mrs. Huiye leave in despair.

"Hey, what's going on with that Jun Ma Lu?" It was hard to come to Kirigakure, and Zilai never let go of any opportunity to collect information.

"None of your shit." There's nothing that can't be answered with a shit about you and a shit about me.

"I want to know meow~" the white wolf girl Zilai also hooked her claws and learned to be cute.

"Meow your sister!!!" Thinking of smelling Jiraiya's Shirai during the day, Shiraki instantly frowned.

"Meow meow meow~" Zilai seemed to be addicted to playing.

"Forget it, I'd better change you back, it's too disgusting." Bai Mu sighed, ready to lift the seal.

"Don't meow~ I think it's good to give up my original identity and experience a different life, especially for such a cute girl, the only drawback is that there is no..." Ji Lai also scratched his flat chest .

"Tch..." Ye Cang twitched the corners of her mouth frantically, she really wanted to change back.

"Stop talking nonsense, playing cards and playing cards, I don't believe that I can keep losing." Bai Mu waved his hand.

"You're so unlucky, you're still watching Meow." Ye Cang has also become a little addicted recently.

It's a pity that the second wave of players came before the first round of cards started.

Ghost full moon.

"Good brother... do me a favor..."

"You want me to deliberately lose to you?" Bai Mu guessed it all, and didn't even leave the poker table.

"Ahem... no, no, just put a little water." Guideng Manyue made a small slit with his fingers.

"Based on your strength... I'm afraid a little water won't work, right?" Bai Mu squinted at Ghost Lantern Moon.

"Hey...hey...then put a river, or a lake if it doesn't work, or a sea!" Ghost Lantern Moon smiled flatteringly.

"Why do you think I'll let you? If Ming also comes later, do you think I'll help her or help you? Anyway, people will still talk sweetly to me." Bai Mu was playing cards and nibbling melon seeds.

"Well... if you want, I can do it too... even more promiscuous than her..." Guideng Manyue bit her lip shyly.

"Ahem..." Bai Mu almost choked to death: "You try first."

"Good brother... Shui Ying is really important to me, please..." Ghost Lantern Manyue twitched like a big girl.

"Stop, stop, stop, if you promise me two things, I will promise you." Bai Mu's goosebumps almost fell off.

"Tell me, don't say two, I will agree to twenty!" Ghost Lantern Full Moon became excited.

"Then twenty pieces." Bai Mu pushed the boat smoothly.

"Also... let's have two." Guideng Manyue resentfully said.

"The first thing, give me a hand. Anyway, your hand is made of water." Even though Shiraki had spared 1/50 of his playing time to practice, he still couldn't learn the skill of the water wrist, probably because If you don't study hard enough, it may be that you really must be the blood of the ghost lamp family.

If you can analyze it, maybe there is a way to learn.

"No problem! But don't think it's some strange medicine to drink, I will feel my hand wriggling in your intestines, and then pee out from under you." Ghost Lantern Manyue really chopped off his hand and became Make a ball of water and give it to Shiraki.

Bai Mu also opened the Eye of the Void, scanned and disassembled it thoroughly, and nodded continuously.

Jilai also nervously took off his stockings, ready to prevent Shiraki from going crazy.

"So that's how it is. In this way, Haoshui wrist can be learned." Bai Mu squeezed his fist.

Now it's all right, thick and hard have been collected, although I don't know what use it is for a single dog to want this.

"What about the second condition?" Ghost Lantern Full Moon's severed hand had grown back very quickly.

"Small, you have to wear this dress when you compete tomorrow?" Bai Mu smiled and took out a sailor suit with black silk.

"Nani...!!!" Guideng Manyue's eyes widened, and she wanted to bargain.

"I don't accept other conditions." Bai Mu said in advance.

"...As long as I put it on, you will give me the position of water shadow, right!" Ghost Lantern Moon swallowed hard.

"I never fool people." Bai Mu smiled slightly.

"I... go back and think about it..." Guideng Manyue fled in embarrassment with her clothes in her arms.

"Pervert... Meow!" Ye Cang looked at Shiraki with contempt.

"Your eyes just now... are kaleidoscope Sharingan, right?" Jilai also squinted his eyes and smiled.

"What do you think?" Bai Mu narrowed his eyes.

"Foreigners who get Sharingan cannot be closed. You can open it freely... Are you a member of the Uchiha tribe?" Jiraiya continued to ask.

"Don't ask for information, you will know when you know, play cards! A desert emperor!"

"If I can recognize it, others can guess it too. You have to be careful, especially the beauty trap, a big snake pill, hahaha, you have to win meow!"

……

Jiraiya was right, as expected, not long after Ghost Lantern Moon left, Terumi Mei came with a beauty trick.

Wearing the coolest fishnet outfit nowadays, it outlines every inch of the girl's beautiful skin. She is only in her teens, but she completely brings out the flavor of a royal sister.

"No more fights, no more fights, it's something to go out." Shiraki lifted the table, and before Terumi Mei could speak, he ran out following Terumi Mei, wagging his tail.

"He flipped the table again...is he going to lose?" Zilai was also taken aback.

"I'm going to lose, meow." Ye Cang crossed his arms, and he kept looking at Shiraki's cards.

……

Before the flowers and under the moonlight, there is a secluded path, two cats lick each other's ears, two birds comb each other's wings, and two dogs eat shit together.

"Ming sauce..."

"At this point, you haven't told me your real name, so I can't keep calling you Banana-kun, can I?" Terumi Mei raised her head and looked into Shiraki's eyes charmingly.

"You are bolder than I imagined. After discovering my identity, you actually said it so directly. You must at least ambush hundreds or eighty swordsmen in the flowers?" Bai Mu didn't quibble.

"Giggle... just kidding, how could an ordinary swordsman be your opponent, besides Mei can feel that you have no malice towards us Kirigakure..." Terumi Mei smiled without any panic.

"Then you guessed wrong, I have malicious intentions, or great malice." Gentleman Shiraki smiled and gently lifted Terumi Mei's chin.

"Hahahaha... If your malice refers to me, then thank you very much, please push me to the corner and enjoy it~~" Terumi Mei smiled tremblingly.

"What a beautiful rose, who wouldn't want to push you, but it's a pity that it has thorns... What I want to tell you is... I don't want you." Shiraki smiled charmingly, and let go of Terumi Mei's chin.

"Oh? Who is that? Are you really planning to be Mizukage?" Terumi Mei asked in surprise.

"Shui Ying or something... I really don't have the slightest interest in it." Bai Mu smiled.

"Then who do you want..." Before Terumi Mei could finish speaking, Shiraki had already interrupted her.

"Let's talk about the purpose of your visit first. Could it be that you just came here to ask my name?"

"I hope you can lose to me in the competition tomorrow." Terumi Mei also became serious.

"Sure enough, it's still like this... Full Moon came here just now and made the same request. At least he was willing to agree to two things. How about you, Ming-chan?" Shiraki looked at Terumi Mei with interest.

"Tch... is this guy here?" Terumi Mei gritted his teeth, then smiled and said, "But you must not have promised him, that kind of idiot, how could he understand your mind?"

"No, I agreed." Shiraki looked at Terumi Mei's reaction.

"...?? Really! Really agreed? What condition, did this guy give his ass?" Terumi Mei cursed anxiously.

"You will know what conditions tomorrow, but I want to know what conditions you plan to give, Mingjiang? Or do you think that if you catch me, I will listen to you?" Bai Mu smiled like a seductive person A demon who betrays principles.

"Hehehe...do we still need to discuss terms...if we must, then...whatever you want...anything..." Terumi Mei's cheek was pressed against Shiraki's chest, and her voice became softer.

The deadliest weapon of a woman is a sweet trap, which can make the most powerful man jump into it obediently.

"Gudong..." Bai Mu tightened his legs, feeling that his handle was getting bigger and bigger, and he couldn't hold it back, so he quickly pretended to be calm: "It's a pity that this rose is too piercing... Can you see it or touch it..."

"That means...unconditional?" Terumi Mei smiled charmingly.

"Of course, as a gentleman, I can't take the opportunity to make excessive demands on a beautiful lady..." Bai Mu smiled very gentlemanly.

"That's really great ~ Mr. Gentleman, can you tell me your name now?" Terumi Mei wrapped her fingers around Shiraki's hair, her movements were very intimate.

"As for the name, I will tell you soon. Before that, please call me Mr. Banana..." Bai Mu felt that there was really a banana in his pants.

"Then Mr. Banana... where is the ghost lamp full moon?"

"Since that guy is sure to come to me, he must bribe the referee and arrange our battle order in advance. If he can be bribed by the Ghost Lamp Clan, can't you buy it from the Terumi Clan? Stagger me from him, isn't it all right? " Bai Mu smiled.

"...Well, then I have to leave, I'll date another day~" Terumi Mei dropped a kiss in a hurry, and then ran away.

"Oh...Damn...why does this rose have so many thorns." Shiraki covered his lower body, kicked away the cats licking each other, the birds pecking each other, it really was a dog's love.

……

Back home, Jiraiya and Ye Cang had just started the game, and they only hit three chakras. When Shiraki came back, Ye Cang looked at his strange steps: "Did you squat in the pit and your legs went numb?"

"Men's distress...you don't understand." Bai Mu felt that if he didn't watch two episodes of "Naruto's Holiday" today, he would not be able to end his day well.

Zilai also teased: "I thought you wouldn't come back today meow! I didn't expect it to be... one, two, three, four, five minutes meow!"

"You're enough! Men in their thirties meow meow meow, meow your sister! Then meow put you in the torture room to write a book!" Bai Mu said angrily.

"Oh? Really? Don't scare me. I'm just an ordinary person now. If I get scared, I accidentally write today's manuscript with some tauren plot...moo...moo~" Also wretched smile.

"No! Absolutely not!" Bai Mu was so frightened that his hair stood on end.

"If you dare to write about tauren...I'll kill you meow..." Ye Cang's cold eyes were full of murderous intent.

Ye Cang is also an avid fan of Intimate Paradise.

(End of this chapter)