Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 255 Loulan's Sinking Life (Triple in One)

Takamagahara

Loulan's most prosperous entertainment center, you can find all the fun here, enough to make a ninja with the most determined will become the most depraved rotten person.

There are feasting and feasting, luxury and luxury, large and small casinos, Kabukicho, taverns, hot springs, and even many of them are free.

No way, Loulan's productivity is overdeveloped.

Under the endless energy of the dragon veins, the puppet production system designed by Xie replaced most of the manpower, and only a few people were needed to control it.

Because the tailed beast chakra feeds back to the earth, the extremely fertile land allows all crops to mature in almost a month, and the inexhaustible food can only be made into wine, making the wine here as cheap as water and free to drink anywhere.

Loulan Kingdom pursues elite education, and gifted and intelligent people can be sent to the National Academy for further study for free, learning how to manipulate puppets, maintenance, and design.

Those who are interested in fighting can also learn some ninjutsu. Fishermen and tax officials occasionally come to teach people.

It can be said that Loulan's shortcomings are only medicine, electronic science, and biochemistry, which An Lushan and Xie are not very proficient in.

Under the elite education, a large number of decadent low-income households will be born. They have no fighting spirit and no hope.

They only need to go to the bar to enjoy good wine every day to numb their spirits, sit on the table every day and play the legend of Loulan, watch the hot dance performed by the bionic puppets with perfect body and peerless appearance, and go to the free hot spring to sleep when they are tired. In the decadent life can not extricate themselves.

It is said that in response to the strong request of Emperor Loulan, Xie is developing a simple and intelligent bionic puppet, that is, an artificial girlfriend, but Xie is not very knowledgeable about the soul, so he has no clue yet.

……

Namikaze Minato really followed a few cloud hidden ninjas to this entertainment city that was almost bigger than an outside town.

"Is this... a drink machine?" Obito pointed to a machine on the side of the road, which was filled with colorful cans of drinks.

"Idiot... so obvious, Konoha is not without it." Kakashi rolled his eyes. Now that he has learned how to fly Thor, he is not so empty-handed, and he can pick up the mantra of idiot again.

"Asshole, didn't you notice the difference?!" Obito said angrily.

"...what's the difference?" Kakashi hardly drank these black sugar water filled with inert gas, and he was prone to gain weight, unlike Obito who drank two cans almost every day.

"There is no place to put coins, and there is no price tag!" Obito roared.

"Well, let's put it this way... Indeed, if it's just a display cabinet, there is also a pick-up place below..." Kakashi analyzed while rubbing his chin.

"Cut, bumpkin... don't you know if you press it?" Yunyin Ninja sneered, completely forgetting that when they entered the city the day before yesterday, they looked like they had never seen the world.

Obito stepped forward and pressed it carefully.

Beep...beep...

A bottle of Coke fell from the machine.

"It's...really free! Is it free?" Obito excitedly pulled the pull-hook and drank two gulps.

"It's... still ice cold!"

Everyone exclaimed, this Loulan actually has free drinks?
"It's here too!"

"Here is alcohol...beer, wine, sake..."

"Here are the cookies and candies!"

"Fruit! There are fruits! It's incredible..."

Thousands of Konoha ninjas shouted in a fuss, and took all the food and drinks in the self-service machines at once, eating them thoroughly.

Several Yunyin ninjas leading the way looked at it with their arms folded as if watching a joke.

When there are too many people, it is inevitable that there will be one or two low-quality people, or because the trash can is full, they throw the cans and fruit peels on the ground.

Swish, a figure appeared.

It turned out to be the tax officer in the tall windbreaker, with a dozen tentacles writing together, writing more than a dozen fines, and poking them in the face.

"Throwing rubbish everywhere, a fine of 10 taels."

"Ten... 10 taels! Even if you litter, you don't need such a high fine!" Someone immediately complained.

"If you are not satisfied, you can go out. If you still choose to take out a loan, you will be out of seven and thirteen out." Jiao Du's evil eyes turned red.

"Lin, I always feel like he's the same person... the guy with Lao Bai." Kakashi tried hard to remember.

"It's almost useless, and acquaintances will be killed." Jiao Du was still cold.

"Sorry... I will take good care of my subordinates. Just charge the money owed to my account." Namikaze Minato smiled apologetically.

Jiao didn't leave a word, and disappeared immediately. There are still many non-compliant places in the city waiting for him to be fined, and all the money will go into his pocket.

"For the time being, let's move around freely with the team as the center, mainly to collect information. In the evening, we should gather here, pay attention to quality, don't cause trouble, we have no money..." Namikaze Minato didn't want to bring a group of people so ostentatiously, It is also important to spread out to collect information about Loulan.

……

Namikaze Minato just took his Inokacho teammates and a few cloud hidden ninjas to find their Raikage, and the student Kakashi team also went on their own.

This is a building full of heavy metal textures, covering an extremely large area. On the facade are two giant all-metal puppets ten meters high. They are in a fighting posture. You will fall in love with it at first glance.

"Full Metal Frenzy Fight Club"

is the name here.

An overwhelming cheer erupted inside the giant building, as if some fierce battle was going on inside.

"Go in, we're going to play cards, we'll definitely get a legend today!" Several cloud hidden ninjas actually waved away, making Namikaze Minato a little confused, wondering if he came to chase them down.

inside the club.

Two three-meter-high all-metal puppets, controlled by two Loulan youths with chakra silk threads, are engaged in fierce close combat. There is no ninjutsu, no swords, only fist-to-flesh fighting and metal parts all over the sky Flying, and the fighting technique can even be said to be clumsy, more like the bastard fists of ordinary people fighting on the street.

After all, it took only two years for Loulan to rise, and it was a bit of a stretch to learn from zero to nothing, to learn how to manipulate puppets, and to learn fighting skills.

The ring-shaped auditorium, like the Colosseum, was filled with spectators holding high lottery tickets, cheering wave after wave.

Ai and a group of Yunyin ninjas also blushed excitedly and roared, wishing that their fists waving in the air could hit the metal puppets on the stage.

"Bastard, idiot, do you know how to fight? I bet 10 taels on you!" Ai Du almost hoarse.

On the stage, the blue gear puppet robot he was holding was being strangled by another red steam puppet robot, and the stuck gears were making crackling sounds.

"End it, Steam... Iron Fist!"

With the sound of a whistle, the red puppet spewed out steam from its elbow, and with a bang, it directly smashed Lan Fang's head into the auditorium, and the gears splashed all over the place.

"Wow!!! The steam boy won!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Go eat shit!"

Cheers of victory and the sound of stomping on the heads of the puppets of the losers filled the building.

"Bastard! Do you know how to fight? After the left uppercut, lift your mother's left leg! Of course, the right hand catches the combined punch!!!" Ai shouted angrily, holding the Loulan youth by the collar.

Faced with such a rough black-faced strong man, he almost cried in fright: "I... I graduated from puppet design... I'm really not skilled in fighting..."

"Boss, calm down...we really have no money to pay..." Mabui immediately persuaded.

"Hmph! It's really a headache to find some of our brothers who have never learned wrestling, just to learn two moves." Ai snorted coldly, and let go of the Loulan boy.

The Loulan guy ran away without even giving up his own puppets. Anyway, the materials were provided free of charge by His Majesty the Emperor. He has already discovered the flaws of the gear puppets. Although they are powerful, they are easy to get stuck due to combat debris. The shell must be reinforced, but If it is reinforced, it is easy to be overweight...

After all, the two-ton puppet he designed would not be able to participate in the tonnage competition if it was heavier, and had to be redesigned as a whole.

"The main bodies of Sha Yin's puppets are all made of wood. The heavier the puppets, the more the puppet master's chakra is wasted. It's like hanging a bucket with cotton thread. However, because Loulan's energy is infinite, these puppets don't have to worry about whether the puppet master is With enough chakra mobilization, do you only need to consider the manipulation skills?" Shikahisa Nara has already analyzed the reason for the appearance of these metal puppets.

"But... why don't you wear a sword? Do you have to use your fist?" Namikaze Minato was a little confused.

"Hmph, Namikaze Minato, are you here too?" Ai also noticed them, and walked up with a cold snort.

"Ai, I didn't expect to meet in this way." Namikaze Minato forced a smile. They have been fighting since the first time they met, and every time they met after that, it was an endless battle. Today, they can finally talk calmly.

"To answer your question first, because this is a fighting match, only the organs of the human body are allowed to be used. The main test is manipulation and fighting skills. It is said that the irregular match is held every Wednesday and Sunday. Any weapon and equipment can be used. The fight is Designed." Ai explained.

"You... you know so well? Don't you want to stay here all the time?" Namikaze Minato was stunned. If so, how could he complete his mission.

"Hmph, what nonsense! When the rest is over, of course I will go back to the Land of Thunder, and I will not be relentless then." Ai touched his almost healed side ribs, as long as he collected enough money here, he could redeem Six Paths Artifact, they set off immediately to return home.

God knows if it's too late to go back, Yanyin Village will launch an attack again, this time there is no three-generation old man to defend them.

"That's good..." Namakaze Minato heaved a sigh of relief, if Yun Yin's troops wanted to stay here, they could only accompany and stare.

"Just now it was just a group of brats fighting, and there will be an advanced fighting match in the afternoon. You need to be more skilled. Do you want to stay and watch together?" Ai actually invited Namikaze Minato.

"Ah uh... alright." Minato Namikaze was quite interested in this.

"By the way, money can be collected at the city hall, have you gone to collect it?" Ai reminded.

"Get the money?" Namikaze Minato shook his head.

"Anyone who newly enters Loulan, regardless of whether he or she joins Loulan Kingdom, will be given 100 million taels of banknotes. Within a year, there will be 10 taels of stability fund every month. Ten thousand subsistence allowances." Ai Da said it openly, anyway, anyone who asks anyone will know the news.

"Ten... 10 taels?"

"Well, this country is so damn rich! Everything is free, and there is still money to take."

"Uh... let's get it right away." Minato Namikaze exchanged glances with a few of his teammates before quitting the Full Metal Frenzy Club.

"Mabui, pick a few smart guys and sign up for the puppet training with me. I will end in person and win back all the money I owe!" Ai squeezed his fists fiercely.

"..." Mabui wiped off his sweat, feeling that his boss was a little overconfident.

Fighting with puppets is very different from fighting with your own hands...

Let Tyson play a Street Fighter game, and it doesn't necessarily win over a sixth grader.

With this energy, it is better to go to the archway to play the Legend of Loulan, which tests skills and strategies, but drawing cards is a bit troublesome.

……

Soon everyone found out that the city hall could receive the money, and a large number of Konoha ninjas were rushing there.

The steps to get the money are very simple. Step into a chakra fluctuation inspection device, make sure that you have not used any transformation or avatar, and then record your name and photo, and you can take the money away. The program full of loopholes makes people think of countless things in an instant. means of cheating.

But after knowing the salary here, all cheating methods disappeared.

Just like the field lumberjack they met, who controls the puppet logging, only needs to work seven days a month, and the salary is 10 taels a day. It is still difficult to recruit people, and a large number of people would rather live on subsistence allowances , do not go out to work.

There is no need to gamble on this risk of reducing credit.

In this country where food and drink are all free, the only place where you need to spend money is gambling. Whether it is fighting gambling with Ai's puppets, or playing cards on stage in person, no one can refuse the kind of thrilling excitement.

……

100 taels per person sounds like a lot, but after entering this gold-selling cave, half a day is enough for people to lose everything, and they can only watch helplessly as they gamble.

Everyone knows that watching from the sidelines is the most boring, pointing for a long time, it is definitely not as good as going on stage to make a bet in person.

A few days later.

Ai, who only wants to make money, has already mortgaged the plantain fan and the old man's hand-bone short spear, and exchanged it for a chip of [-] million. Mabui personally took the stage to bet on the legend of Loulan with Nara Lujiu.

But Namikaze Minato couldn't get enough chips, so Kakuto even used a gold rope to withdraw his Fudun Spiral Shuriken in exchange for 5000 million taels of chips.

"Mabui, are you sure? This is our final mortgage!" Ai said nervously, but he put all his father's hand bones on his bet.

"Nara Shikahisa's logical ability is better than mine...but I spent 1000 million taels to draw cards. I got the cards of the third generation of adults and formed an invincible style with the third generation of adults as the core. He will lose." Mabui said very Nod firmly.

"Three generations of Raikage Ai"

"Consumption: 10 Chakra points"

"Attribute: Ten Attacks, Ten Blood"

"The Strongest Shield: Immune to damage below 3 points of attack and below, and all damage received is 1 point"

"Little girl, although I am only a beginner, I know that the stronger the cards, the better. Even with a set of white and blue cards, I can win." Nara Shikahisa is also full of confidence in his wisdom.

After half an hour...

"You still lost, Mr. Lu Jiu...don't think about it, just play your cards." Mabui smiled slightly.

The fire country daimyo has only ten points of blood left.

And the name of the country of thunder still has fifteen points, and the card of the third generation of Raikage is on the scene, still standing firmly,

"Little girl, as I said, don't get complacent too early..." Nara Shikahisa smiled confidently, and slapped a card on the table.

A dazzling golden light dazzled, and a voice sounded.

"I am the king of the blame!!! All the darkness of Konoha will be borne by me!"

"All damage suffered by the friendly side will be transferred to Danzo Shimura."

"Nani! Why is it Danzo! It's still a golden legend!! How could you have it!" Mabui slapped the table and stood up, his face full of disbelief.

"Ask a brother Loulan to borrow it. Since you want to gamble, you have to gamble everything of us!" Nara Shikajiu smiled miserably, and it seemed that the bet was right.

"Actually..."

In addition to private discussions, there is a rule in any official poker game on the gambling table, that is, the winner can take any card of the loser, which also put an end to the bug of borrowing cards between friends.

If you lend it to a friend and lose, and the card is taken away by the other party, it will really ruin the friendship of many years.

"Even so...you don't need to linger for one more round!" Mabui held his breath.

"So what about this? The life of the "inter-column cells" doubles! Shikahisa Nara played another card.

Shimura Danzo: "I can carry more!!!"

"..." Azabui wiped off his sweat. It seems that Nara Shikahisa deliberately gave up the previous advantage to himself. His cards have always been defensive counterattacks with Shimura Danzo as the core.

Next round
Mabui has no cards to play, so he can only hammer Shimura Danzo twice.

"Come on, please continue to flog me!"

The Shimura Danzo card of the Golden Legend has a lot of voice effects, and it is the most expensive card. It is said that each card can be sold for tens of millions of taels, and there is no market for the price.

"Yellow Flashing Namikaze Minato"

"Consumption: 7 Chakra points"

"Five Attacks and Five Blood"

"Charge: You can launch an attack this round"

"Wind Strike: Can attack twice per round"

"It's over..." Nara Shikahisa let out a sigh of relief.

At the end of the game, Shikahisa Nara unceremoniously took away the cards of the third generation of Raikage.

"Boss Ai..." Mabui wept bitterly, they really lost all their underpants.

"Bastard..." Ai was trembling with anger. Although he was not angry with Mabui, the day when he would redeem the Six Paths Artifact and return to China was even more distant.

More importantly, they have no capital to gamble on.

At the same time, bad news came from Konoha's side...

Hyuga Hyuzu and a few Hyuga clansmen, because they couldn’t get what they wanted after drawing cards countless times, went to the card bag store to peek at the card bag with their eyes, and were arrested...

Now surrounded by Loulan's puppet guards, the eyeballs are going to be cut off as punishment.

Namikaze Minato had to pay a sky-high fine to release Hinata Hinata and the others on bail. All the money they won was fined at once, and a lot of them were paid back.

Both sides were once again impoverished.

The tax collector was ordered to make a new exchange request.

Tailed Beast Chakra.

Ai will never agree to directly press the tail beast, if it's just Chakra...

In order to raise gambling money, of course you can sell a little bit.

Anyway, the chakra of the tailed beast can be recovered slowly.

A month later, after countless exchanges.

The eight-tailed one had seven legs chopped off.

The two-tailed cat has been turned into a Sphinx hairless cat.

This also allowed Shiraki to collect the last two of the three-tailed beasts, leaving only Nanao Shigeaki.

With sufficient funds injected, the steel boxing team formed by Ai has also taken shape, and has made a good name in the club.

On Konoha's side, Namikaze Minato and Kakashi relied on Fei Lei Shen's crazy food delivery, and finally saved a sum of money to buy a pure energy powered puppet.

A mech fighting competition is about to begin, and the winner will receive a reward of [-] million taels!

"Chernoy"

As always, it has carried out the shape of the muscular macho in Yunyin Village. Its characteristics are high strength and high armor. The powerful, burly body is full of violence.

The weight has also reached three tons, and a little more lubricating oil can make it overweight.

"aurora"

Inheriting the lightness and agility of Namikaze Minato, the weight is only a little over two tons. It stands to reason that he can participate in the two-ton battle with less weight, but in order to compete with his old opponent, he still came to participate.

As we all know, watching other people play games is the most boring. Of course, Ai and Namikaze Minato played in person. Almost all the people from the two troops were present, and they were not divided into two opposing factions. They sat together in unprecedented harmony.

People with Konoha like violent aesthetics and bought Raikage Victory.

Yakuken Ninja thought Namikaze Minato was handsome, so he bought him to win.

Maybe half a month ago there was still some hostility, but in the second half month, they basically became familiar with each other, and some people even made friends.

"Perhaps, this is the perfect world Mr. Jiraiya pursues..." Namikaze Minato looked at the noisy auditorium with a smile on his face.

"What are you looking at! Next, I'm going to crush your small body into pieces! Prepare to deliver food to me for a month! Hahahaha!" Ai laughed confidently. Fengshuimen's takeaway can be delivered instantly after placing an order.

Game start.

In a circular colosseum made of concrete, Ai's body is covered with black chakra conduction patches. He has learned the art of puppet manipulation for a long time, but he can't adapt to the embroidery tricks of big girls.

That's why I spent money to customize a set of synchronous sensing devices. Whatever movements the body makes, the puppet will also make the same movements.

Namikaze Minato flexibly moved his ten fingers, and "Aurora" immediately rolled over on the spot a few times, as light as if a real person had approved a piece of armor.

As soon as the bell rang, Chernoi rushed over like a savage bull with the pace of shaking the ground, and the fist he swung was more like a meteorite full of devastating blows.

After Namikaze Minato entered the fighting state, he remained calm and calm as always, controlling the dexterous "Aurora" to leap over lightly, avoiding a devastating punch, and landed on the head of "Chernoi". The ten fingers made of fine steel Claws pierced into its neck.

Although the head is not the key to the puppet, according to the rules of the game, destroying the head can also win.

It's a pity that the armor plate on Chernoi's neck is so thick, Aurora was forced to jump off before he could break open the gap.

"I still like to jump around... It's a pity that you can beat me countless times, and I only need to beat you once!" Ai launched an attack steadily, slowly approaching the corner of Aurora.

Namikaze Minato calmly dodged every attack, and also looked for every opportunity to counterattack.

Although Chernoi's armor is thick, it has a fatal weakness, that is, the flaws in the power of the gears are too large. It only needs to get stuck in a key part of the body to cause paralysis. If he wants to win, there is only one place he can use.

Why doesn't Ai know his own weakness? The key parts are all thickened armor. Aurora can only break through the armor by attacking the same part multiple times.

Ai is a grumpy guy. After half an hour of fighting for the wind and shadows, he was already furious, sweating profusely, and his flaws were gradually revealed.

Namikaze Minato found the right opportunity, took advantage of Chernoi's fist, turned over and jumped again, and clawed at the armor on Chernoi's neck with both hands. It has been attacked many times, and a corner has been opened. .

"Ha! Do you really think I'm mad with anger? I'm very calm!" Ai suddenly smiled cruelly, and he deliberately pretended to be angry to expose any flaws.

Chernoi suddenly ejected from his feet, and the all-metal fuselage, which was as stable as a mountain, was pressed up, completely crushing the aurora, which was one size smaller, under his body. Using the weight of the fuselage, he wanted to flatten it directly.

Creaking... like the sound of a can being crushed.

No matter how Namikaze Minato pulled the chakra thread, Aurora couldn't break free.

"Ai... Do you know how your control method is different from mine?" Namikaze Minato suddenly said calmly.

"What? Stop struggling, I won't be fooled." Ai sneered.

"No... because of the control method of the Chakra silk thread, it can make movements that humans cannot do!" Namikaze Minato suddenly hooked the thread, and one of Aurora's arms was folded back, using the anti-joint that humans can't do at all. With a movement, it stretched towards Chernoi's neck, stretched in along the angled armor plate, touched the position of the gear, and directly stuck his finger in it.

clack clack...

Sure enough, Chernoi's entire right side was paralyzed as if unable to move, and Aurora crawled out from under his body bit by bit.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

"My Aurora's palm is made of special metal, and it cost me 500 million taels..." Namikaze Minato smiled slightly.

Suddenly there was a loud bang, half of Chernoi's body exploded, broken gears flew everywhere, and his huge body fell down with a bang.

"The winner is... Aurora!!!"

"Are there any challengers!"

"If not, the bonus of [-] million taels will go to Mr. Namikaze Minato!!"

Namikaze Minato has already won the game. He knows that the residents of Loulan Kingdom will be liberated suddenly one day. It is less than a year since they learned chakra and puppet control, so they lack both experience and skills.

He decided on the one hundred million taels.

Suddenly the huge wall of the arena opened, and a black steam armor walked in, and the residents of Loulan cheered wildly:
"Black Dragon!!!"

It is the competition puppet of Jinzhu Lihan of the Five Tails.

Another wall opened, and another crimson puppet walked in.

"Red Storm!!!"

It is a pastime for scorpions in their spare time.

The two puppet masters are champions, and they seldom come to participate in the competition, because there is no one among the common people who is their opponent, but today they came out for some reason.

"Nani..." Minato Namikaze was dumbfounded.

Is it that difficult to make some money?
Half an hour later, the Aurora has become a pile of dilapidated parts.

Namikaze Minato was crying, so he could only make money by delivering food again.

(End of this chapter)