Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 256 The Kingdom of Rain

Everyone is enjoying the happy time, but Shiraki is like a hard-working gear on a clock that never stops for a moment.

He wants to keep the two troops here as much as possible. It is not enough to let them indulge in the puppet fighting of Full Metal Frenzy, and the legend of Loulan is not so attractive. It is necessary to develop a more addictive game.

On the first day back in Loulan, Bai Mu left Yunyin's army on the pretext of looking for an old friend, and returned to the palace where he hadn't lived for a few days.

Bai, Junmalu, and Xianglin were all playing around in the garden of the palace, but they were still a little dazed after seeing Baimu.

Bai bowed deeply, his body trembling with excitement at the thought of seeing his mother Xuenv soon: "Welcome foster father back..."

Jun Malu also immediately threw down the flower hoe in his hand, and half knelt down: "Master."

Xianglin's eyes were still wide open, staring blankly at Bai Mu, not remembering this irresponsible father at all.

"Xiao Xianglin~ Do you miss your dad?" Bai Mu liked Xianglin the most, so he knelt down and patted her head.

"Teacher, there is a strange uncle here..." Xianglin immediately looked at Ye Cang, the teacher who taught them.

"It's your father who did it!" Ye Cang folded his arms and looked at him coldly.

"Is that the lascivious, shameless, lazy father?" Xiao Xianglin looked at Shiraki innocently, and had to say that dolls in the ninja world develop very fast, and they have already uttered such eloquent words when they are more than one year old. No wonder five You can go to the battlefield when you are young.

"Ahem... Is this how you teach children?" Bai Mu blushed in embarrassment.

"You can come back and teach yourself, what's the point of throwing the child to me? Shouldn't my Fengying be cashed in for me?" Ye Cang said with a cold face, the carrot in front of him was almost rotten and he didn't take a bite. Any donkey will throw a temper tantrum.

"Emm...it's coming soon...it's already planning..." Bai Mu touched his nose awkwardly.

"Tch..." Ye Cang acted as if he believed in you.

Bai Mu made fun of it, and squatted in front of Xianglin, with his hands behind his back, showing his old father's kind smile: "Baby Xianglin, guess what gift Dad brought you?"

"Is it a pornographic magazine?" Xiang Rin asked innocently.

"Cough!!! Who the hell taught this?" Shiraki's forehead was full of veins: "It's a cute puppy~~"

Shiraki held Parker's nape and shook it in front of Xianglin. After kidnapping Parker in the previous breakout battle, he kept the dog with him, thinking of giving it to his daughter as a gift.

"Oh...it's so old, it looks like an old lady who is about to die!" Xianglin said with some disgust.

"I'm a shaggy dog, not some old granny dog...Can I yell for help? Kakashi! Kakashi! Come and save me!" Parker rolled his eyes helplessly, only wishing that Kakashi Cassie could have come to save it sooner.

"Oh...!! This dog can talk! I like it so much!" Xianglin immediately hugged Parker happily and spun around.

"Children are the most annoying thing... and there are three little ghosts. I bet they will pull my tail and throw me into the lake like a flying cake." Parker turned over without love Dead Fisheye: "Kakashi, can you hurry up and save me..."

"Bai, Junmalu, let's play the game of Emperor Dog!" Xianglin had already thought of a good idea.

"Yes, Princess Xianglin...but what is a dog emperor?" The two have been giving in to this cute little sister.

"It is to let the dog be the emperor of Loulan, we turn the palace into a kennel, and then this..." Xianglin thought about her own rules of the game.

Bai Mu wiped his sweat, even though he hasn't been back to the palace for a long time, he can't let Parker be the emperor, right?

But... since it's a game my daughter wants to play, even if she wants to pick off the moon, she must be left alone, right?
Soon Parker had already put on a golden mask, a veil embroidered with gold silk all over his body, and pearl agate crystals of various colors hanging around his neck.

Even the dog rice is fried to the right top-quality A5 wagyu beef. More than a dozen beautiful servants follow behind, doing horse killing chicken massage, and rose milk for bathing.

"Oh...it must be that I saved the ninja world in my previous life, that card or something, don't come to save me, I want to be the dog emperor here for the rest of my life." Parker grinned.

After half a day.

"Okay, the dog emperor's game is over, let's play the six-horse-point dog game!" Xianglin grinned.

"Oh shit! Kakashi come save me!"

……

As for A Fei, he actually created a TV program "A Fei Time" in Loulan, which specializes in talk shows and reality shows, adding a touch of more jokes to the already interesting life in Loulan.

Ah Fei is so busy that he can't do anything at all. When Bai Mu went to the TV station to look for him, he was still busy preparing for the evening program.

"Three or two things that Shimura Danzo and Sarutobi Hiruzane have to say"

"Naruto Office Story"

No fights, no exteriors, just an office.

With flamboyant acting skills and funny lines, he performed funny fun, even Konoha Ninja watched it laughingly, without being offended at all.

After hugging Bai Mu, he immediately asked Bai Mu to have a chance to bring more Bai Jue over. The human brain really lacks humor cells. It is too tiring for it to play the whole crew by itself.

……

Shiraki called again, Prime Minister An Lushan, Minister of War Xie, Minister of Industry Han, Admiral Kanshi Kisame, Chief Taxation Officer Kakuto, and asked them to ensure that Konoha and Yunyin's troops could stay in Loulan for two months, and Do everything possible to target their spiritual weaknesses and corrupt their hearts.

Kirabi likes rap concerts, so he arranged countless audiences to support him.

If you like to gamble, then keep lending money to him on credit.

In short, within two months, no one is allowed to leave the city.

Then he immediately covered the purification technique with gold coins, and returned to the land of fire with the teleportation skill.

Things like crossing the desert, he didn't want to do it again in his life.

……

The two tails and the eight tails are already in the bag, and the nine tails chakra also has the golden and silver horns. Before the ten tails bloom, there is only one heretic golem with Nanao Chongming and reincarnation eyes.

If there is no accident, Nanao Shigeaki has already been sealed into Takiyin Village, and Fu is still a child. With the knowledge of Jinchuriki, the difficulty is almost zero. Whether it is stealing or robbing, it is not a big problem.

As for Fu, anyway, Monk Xian Ci still has a way to take the tailed beast without injury, and then send it back.

So Shiraki decided to go to the Land of Rain first.

This country is always full of damp and dark, located in the center of the Ninja Continent, where all the dark clouds gather, and it rains all the time here, except for frogs or any animals at all like this place.

Shiraki doesn't know what's going on in Shinobi Village where the news is blocked, what is Akatsuki's state now, and whether Yahiko is dead.

……

Tick, tick...

Bai Mu walked all the way in the land of the rain, and saw countless stone road signs, which read "Rain is hidden in the forbidden village, and those who trespass will die." Dark clouds overwhelmed the city, and it was raining continuously. Lanruo Temple was even more beautiful than Lanruo Temple.

Just stepped into the boundary of Yuyin Village, with a swipe, a Yuyin ninja who was hiding in a coir raincoat jumped out, drew out a slender sword and pointed at Shiraki, with a cold tone:

"Yuyin has closed the village, and no one is allowed to enter. If there is no decent explanation, prepare to die."

Bai Mu unhurriedly took out a box of chewing gum from his arms, and slowly took out one and stuffed it into his mouth. He was not afraid of encountering things, but he was afraid that the journey would be boring without anyone.

A mission scroll was stuffed into the hands of Yuyin Ninja.

Ukakushi opened his eyes and widened his eyes: "Assassinate... Sansho Hanzo?"

"Sorry, I took the wrong one." Bai Mu quickly changed hands and handed over a new scroll.

"Konoha Genbu's spy ID card? Do you think I'm a fool?" Yuyin ninja yelled angrily!

"Whispering..." Bai Mu whistled, and quietly put a lot of money on the scroll.

"Uh...cough, go back, I'll just pretend I didn't see you today." Yuyin Ninja looked around and accepted the money without showing any signs of expression.

"Whispering..." Bai Mu didn't say a word, whistled again, and put a stack of banknotes on it.

"Cough! Then you go over... I didn't see anything." Yuyin Ninja pinched his nose and let him go.

"Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

"Emm... If you want to come out, remember to take this road. I am on duty every Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. You have to pay attention to avoid the two big trees in front of you. There are two secret sentries there. They are nice people, but Maybe not as clever as I am..."

"Woo, woo, woo..." Stepping on the money.

"Ah cough cough... That Hanzo-sama usually hides in the tower. He only summons his subordinates at the beginning of each month. Except for women and poker friends, he doesn't see anyone..."

"Woo, woo, woo..." Stepping on the money.

"I wish my uncle all wishes come true, everything goes well, peach blossoms continue, and a precious son is born early!"

"Woo, woo, woo..." Stepping on the money
"Well... let me do a dance for the uncle." Yuyin Ninja kicked and kicked the muddy mountain road, and began to twist his waist.

"Yoooooo..."

"Master, my name is Hidden Rain Heiji, and I am the right and left hand of Lord Hanzo. I will take you to assassinate the demigod!"

……

Bai Mu already knew from this guy that the entire Yuyin Village is rotten, rotten.

The Yuyin Village, which was short-lived during World War II, once made the entire ninja world fear it. However, Sanshoyu Hanzo saw clearly the essence of ninjas.

He no longer has any ambitions, and the determination to bring Yuyin Village to become a first-class ninja village has also disappeared under the paralysis of alcohol, and he has become a waste who can only play cards.

According to Heiji, who is hiding from the rain, an organization named Akatsuki appeared in the Land of Rain some time ago, looking for like-minded people, dedicated to peace in the Ninja world and the rise of the Land of Rain.

That yellow-haired leader, the brat, is really capable. The ninjas in Yuyin Village were already more and more disappointed with the decadent demigods, and he persuaded many people to join the Akatsuki organization.

Now, it was uncomfortable for the information to reach the demigod's ears.

Isn't this forming a clique to seek power and usurp the throne?

Even though Akatsuki never thought of replacing Hanzo as the leader, Hanzo couldn't trust them. Instead, he chose to work with Shimura Danzo to lure them out in the name of peace talks to stabilize his position as the ruler.

Yahiko is still dead as in the original book, Nagato was blown up and his legs were crippled, and his body was also exhausted from the life force pumped by the heretic golem, so he doesn't know where to hide to recuperate.

Sanshoyu Hanzo is also trying his best to hunt them down, and he is deeply afraid of the heretic golem that Nagato exploded at the end, and at the same time, he is determined to get the reincarnation eyes of the legendary sage of the Six Paths.

Unfortunately, it has been two months since the incident happened, and they still failed to find Nagato and Xiaonan.

For Yahiko, Shiraki actually still has a little guilt in his heart. He is really a very sunny and kind person. He had the ability to save him, but it was a pity that his strength was too weak to fight against Heijue.

Now that he is strong, he can finally no longer have to worry about Hei Jue poking his heart out from behind.

After knowing the information here from Heiji who was hiding from the rain, Shiraki asked him to leave first, and he wanted to find Nagato and Konan first.

The Land of Rain is neither big nor small, the entire Yuyin Village and half of the root of the carpet search failed to find the two of them, and Bai Mu was not too sure.

However... the next moment.

A group of half-black and half-white guys emerged from the woods, not pandas, but Jue.

"Finally when you came, I thought you two had forgotten your responsibilities." Hei Jue said in a hoarse voice.

"Don't blame me! I'm in charge of collecting tailed beasts. Eight of the nine tailed beasts have been caught. If you want to blame, blame Obito. That lazy guy hasn't done anything until now." Bai Mu spread his hands.

"What...there are already eight tailed beasts? He is indeed Lord Madara's favorite child. He is as hardworking as a black donkey in a mill!" Hei Jue was trembling with excitement, never thinking about it. Things will go so well.

"Then the last one is Nine-Tails? It won't take long for Nine-Tails Jinchuriki to give birth. At that time, her seal is the weakest. We can take this opportunity..." Hei Jue chattered about his plan.

"Nine tails already exist, what is missing is Nanao." Shiraki chewed his gum easily.

"??? Nine Tails, where did you get Nine Tails?" Hei Jue was dumbfounded.

"Golden Horn and Silver Horn have Nine-Tails Chakra, you don't know about it, do you?" Shiraki said contemptuously.

"Bastard... you actually use such a despicable method to make up for it... all the essence of ten tails is on nine tails. What you do is like making a dress without two sleeves. If you can't make mother... Madara When your lord is resurrected, put on the most beautiful clothes, I will never forgive myself for being lazy!!" Hei Jue roared in a low voice.

"Maybe Madara-sama also wants to wear a T-shirt in fashion?" Shiraki spread his hands indifferently.

"Huh?" Hei Jue hummed unquestionably like a father.

"Uh... well, well, I'll find a way to get a complete Nine-Tails." Shiraki could only scratch his head, behaving like a son.

"Well, Nanao Jinchuriki has already locked the target, and I will bring it to you." Hei Ze nodded in satisfaction.

"By the way, where did Nagato and the others go? You should know, right?" Bai Mu asked.

"Well, I've been waiting for you to come over to blacken and brainwash them and bring new willpower. If you don't come again, I want to do it myself!" Heibu said dissatisfied.

"I scolded that lazy dog ​​Obito when I got back home, thinking about a love triangle all day long! I don't care about anything at all!" Shiraki blamed.

"They are hiding under the cliff over there now, and their mentality has completely collapsed. Anyone who plants a little negative seed in their hearts can grow into a blood-stained thorn. Is it okay to leave it to you?" Hei Jue felt that Bai Mu was a little bit Unreliable look.

"Don't worry about me just like Ah Fei! There will be absolutely no problem!" Bai Mu gave a thumbs up.

"It's precisely because of this that I'm worried... none of them are reliable." Hei Jue sank into the tree and swam away cursing.

(End of this chapter)