Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 266 Tsunade
There is still one month before the scheduled comeback, Bai Mu intends to make two wishes, it is estimated that after returning to Loulan, he should enjoy life well, and will not go out for a while.

One is to get back the damn bad luck that was lost from Terumi Mei.

Another thing is to bring back Nonoyu from Shimura Danzo.

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When a conflicting calculation occurs on the computer, it will crash, and it will recover after restarting.

And when two conflicting rules in the world appear in the same scene, there is a high probability that bugs will appear, and then they will be fixed.

Terumi Mei was cast by Kishimoto as a curse that she would never be able to get married, which brought about bad luck for any man who associates with her.

At the same time, there is also a person who is also burdened with such a curse, that is, Tsunade who will lose every bet, no matter the time and place, he cannot break this fate.

Maybe the collision between the two can end this bug, and by the way, maybe it can also find an excellent medical researcher for Loulan.

Shiraki didn't know where to find Tsunade. The most famous entertainment venues in the Fire Country are all on Bamboo Street. Whether it's a casino or a hot spring, whether it's a tavern or a theater, it's the pinnacle of the service industry, and it attracts a lot of tickets every day. Rich people come here to spend, and then leave poor.

Shiraki came to this small town with a traditional Japanese style, but he didn't have any interest. Loulan's entertainment industry has long surpassed this era, and only bumpkins would like this style.

Tsunade is not necessarily on Baanchu Street, because she always owes a lot of gambling debts. This Basket Street is definitely the accumulation point of gambling debts. Either change her face to gamble, or she will definitely be surrounded to press for debts.

Shiraki walked around twice, but before he found Tsunade, he saw a group of hooligan thugs carrying sticks, looking for someone angrily. They said it was a white-haired voyeur, peeping at the women's bathroom in their hot spring was discovered.

No need to guess, it must be Zilaiye.

You need bait for fishing, and loess for catching old snake skin.

So Bai Mu sealed a group of hooligan thugs in front of him as lolita, forcing them to put on white silk and jump up and down on the street, and word of mouth welcomed a large crowd of people watching.

Of course, including the sexiest white-haired monster, even though he has already used the transformation technique, his obscene temperament that cannot be concealed in the crowd is as dazzling as the weird underpants in the crowd.

"I've got you!" Shiraki suddenly appeared behind Jiraiya and grabbed his collar.

"Who...?" Jiraiya turned around nervously, seeing Shiraki's smirking face, he quickly pretended to be calm.

"Stop pretending, I recognized you a long time ago, how about it? Is it okay to live with the two gay guys you stole?" Bai Mu grinned, but he didn't forget that he wanted to steal it when he came and ran away. The Snow Maiden in Frost Heart ended up stealing the one from the elder of the Snow Clan.

"..." Zilai also twitched the corners of his mouth, and finally stopped pretending, coolly canceled the transformation technique, and shook his waist-length white hair: "Sure enough, for a handsome man like me, the mere transformation technique is Can't hide the smell."

"Come on, I recognized you because you are wretched, wretched!" Bai Mu said contemptuously.

"By the way, why did you come here?" Jiraiya asked seemingly casually, but he still didn't forget the scene he heard in the pure land of the underworld. This guy is Madara's son, and he has an unknown mission. .

"Oh, I'm here to find Princess Konoha, Tsunade Hime." Shiraki said bluntly.

Ji Lai also's face changed slightly: "Why are you looking for her?"

"Nonsense, of course I'm looking for her to see a doctor. Could it be that I'm dating her?"

Jiraiya looked Shiraki up and down, and finally felt that he didn't look like someone who was sick and injured, and finally stopped somewhere: "Brother, I told you that female ghosts should not be touched. I'm afraid Tsunade can't cure this disease. You have to go to the Temple of Fire to find the monk."

"Don't look around, who is sick here!" Bai Mu hurriedly covered his crotch: "Stop talking nonsense, do you know where she is?"

"Although I don't know where she is, it's definitely not on Bamboo Street! There are more creditors here than her fingers plus toes, how could she dare to come back here." Zi Lai also smiled confidently.

"If you say that, I'm even more sure that she is here, so let's go find it together." Bai Mu gave a thumbs up.

"Hey, hey, she's really not here, but let's go to the hot spring first. I know a top-notch one, so I'll invite you to get a massage! Irregular massage!" Ji Laiya couldn't stop Bai Mu no matter what.

He also came here to look for Tsunade. According to information, she was here recently, but after coming here for a few days, I searched all over the casinos, big and small, but I couldn't find a similar woman.

"You didn't come here just to peep, did you? Also looking for Tsunade?" Shiraki asked casually.

"Of course not, I'm just here to steal... I'm here to collect information, and why am I looking for that violent woman... Hehehehe..." Zilai also quickly denied it.

"How many days have you been here?" But Shiraki had already determined that Tsunade was nearby.

"It's been three days, and I've collected a lot of materials. I'll be able to write the second part of Intimate Heaven soon. By the way, do you want to read my manuscript?" Zilai seemed to have found a good excuse.

"Have you not found Tsunade for three days? It seems that she is not in the casino. She is not in the casino. Why is she coming to Pamphlet Street? Does she do odd jobs in nightclubs to earn tips?" Shiraki rubbed his chin, and he was not received by Jiraiya lure.

"Uh... yes, it's likely that he went to a nightclub to do part-time work!" Jiraiya nodded frantically, he knew Tsunade's character, no matter how poor he was, he would not fall into the title of Princess Konoha, and he went to work in a nightclub, It is definitely a waste of time for Shiraki to go to the nightclub to find him, and he can take the opportunity to let Toad find Tsunade and let her escape.

"Oh? Now you admit that she is in Bamboo Street?" Shiraki tilted his head and looked at Jiraiya.

Jiraiya's eyes twitched wildly.

"What did you just say? Show me the manuscript? A person like you actually has an empty manuscript!? Bring it!"

……

The two walked along Baanzhu Street. Although it was called a street, it was actually a bustling town. There were many people coming and going, so it was difficult to find someone.

Suddenly a familiar signboard appeared in the busiest area, it was Loulan's signboard?

It seems that Loulan's caravan has already settled here.

"This seems to be a lottery store, right? I saw a lot of people coming out with a stack of papers." Jilai also noticed this store, but he didn't go in.

"You haven't seen it yet? This is a card shop that sells card packs." Seeing that his own business has come here, Bai Mu immediately wanted to go in for a private visit on Weibo.

"Cards? Tsunade probably wouldn't like this kind of kid's stuff, would he?" Jiraiya touched his chin and followed in, obviously he hadn't figured out what these things were yet.

Loulan is worthy of being a big desert dog family with a big business. In order to start the business in the land of fire, he spent huge sums of money. He directly bought two of the most prosperous casinos and merged them into one store. The left half is a card shop. The right half is the area for people to play cards.

At the moment, the card shop on the left is filled with rows of self-service vending machines. Many people are already red-eyed, sitting in front of the machines with chairs, constantly inserting coins, and then tearing open the card packs. The card has been thrown all over the floor.

More people are watching the fun, and watching others unpack is also a kind of pleasure and fun.

One kept cursing, tore up the white card and threw it on the ground, and then dropped the coins with a clatter.

Occasionally, there was an exclamation: "Wow, the golden legend!!"

Countless people were watching, and then Erdao dealers spent a lot of money to buy it, often several million taels, and a popular ordinary gold card can be fired for hundreds of thousands.

A shopkeeper wearing a desert-style turban is rubbing his hands, looking at his results with satisfaction. He was originally an ordinary grocery store merchant in Loulan City. Caravan Captain, arrange for him to open a card shop here.

Once the annual income exceeds [-] million taels, he will be able to go home and serve as a financial officer. Looking at the current situation, he will be able to complete his goal in half a year!
"Well, you did a good job, but it would be even more perfect if there were ten more claw machines with epic cards and legend cards in transparent boxes." Shiraki nodded beside him.

"Claw machine?" Shopkeeper Loulan listened with a flick of his ears.

"It's just stuffed with coins, and a hook claw grabs things... But this claw must be weaker than the hand of a 108-year-old man suffering from myasthenia and Parkinson's." Shiraki told him about the concept of the claw machine.

"Brother, you must be a genius, follow me as the second in command!" The shopkeeper looked at Bai Mu happily.

"Hehehehe..." Bai Mu laughed heartily and walked away.

Recruiting your own emperor to be your second in command, isn't it afraid of losing your life?

The shopkeeper watched Liangzi leave, touched his chin, and immediately turned to write a letter, bringing the idea to Mr. Xie, asking them to bring ten sets when they deliver the goods next month.

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Satisfied, Shiraki inspected his own property, and suddenly heard a small voice in the corner with his sensitive hearing.

"Master Tsunade, we can't dismantle it anymore... We should have no money for dinner at night..." A girl's voice was weak.

"Whispering! I have a strong feeling that the next pack will be able to draw legends immediately. It is impossible for the entire machine not to have a single legend!" The other voice is also female, and it is definitely Tsunade.

Jiraiya's face changed, he didn't expect Tsunade to be here.

"Hey, it's another person who is fascinated by cards." Shiraki squeezed through the crowd and walked to that corner, Zilai could only follow.

A blond girl with twin ponytails was banging on the card pack vending machine vigorously, and her feet were already covered with torn Parker dog faces.

"Bastard bastard, why is it Parker again, let me see that dog, I must make it into a barbecue!!!"

"Master Tsunade, you can't knock... This kind of machine must be very expensive, and we can't afford it!" Shizune is still a teenage girl now, panicking to stop Tsunade's atrocities.

"The last bag, absolutely the last bag! If this bag doesn't turn out to be legendary, I swear I won't go any further in this store!" Tsunade resolutely threw the last two coins into his body.

"You already said this sentence the day before yesterday..." Jing Yin was unable to complain, and only hoped to get a gold card to improve their poor environment.

Bang bang bang bang!Random coins fell, and a bag of carefully sewn leather cards fell out.

"Legend, legend, legend..." Tsunade carefully pulled back the seal.

Five Parker!

"Are you kidding! Didn't you say that there is a guarantee?!" Tsunade raised his arm boldly, accompanied by a wave of turbulence, and punched down, directly blowing up the vending machine into scrap parts, scaring the people around him to walk away.

Jiraiya is also messy among the flying parts. After so many years, Tsunade still hasn't changed a bit.

There was a blush on Bai Mu's face, at this moment, he knew who he was going to marry.

"What we're talking about is 99.99% guarantee, and there may be a small accident in the packaging process, but thanks to your patronage, a vending machine is 100 million taels." The shopkeeper greeted me with a smile.

"Ask him." Tsunade pointed at Ziraiya with a cold face, apparently also found his old friend.

Ji Lai also twitched the corner of his mouth, finally unable to resist the will to lick the dog in his body, cleaned out all his pockets, took a large handful of small change, and handed it to the shopkeeper, still short of 80.

Although he usually has a lot of manuscript fees, he spends a lot of money on hot springs and health care.

"I'll take care of the rest." Shiraki showed a stack of thick golden tickets, all of which were won from Hanzo, took out two at random and threw them over.

"There are too many sons, and only 100 million is needed." The shopkeeper is very sincere.

"The rest will be exchanged into a card case for me, and given to this beautiful princess." The corner of Bai Mu's mouth evoked a charming smile of a billionaire playboy.

"Oh~!" Tsunade's eyes lit up with stars, and a blush appeared on her face. What she likes most is this kind of big dog family with an average of [-] million people. A little bit of sweetness can make them pay for themselves Lots of banknotes.

Many of her debts were paid off by those licking dogs who coveted her beauty.

"Hey! There is a bottomless pit at Tsunade, I advise you to calm down." Jiraiya said sourly, feeling like a poor dog standing beside Shiraki.

Bang!
Tsunade punched Jiraiya's stomach heavily, and whispered in his ear with a smile: "I advise you not to take the mouse."

After speaking, Mimi put her arm on Shiraki's shoulder with a smile: "Young brother, let's have a drink together now!"

Shiraki looked at the majestic waves on Tsunade's chest, and his old face blushed. His sister really has charm, and this life is worth it.

"Huh... finally don't have to go hungry today." Jing Yin was overjoyed, took the packed card bag in her hand, and left happily.

"Tsunade... Our friendship should be more precious than money..." Jiraiya followed with a frustrated face, he was no longer the protagonist today.

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One of the largest tavern boxes on Bamboo Street, the table was filled with the best wine, and the tenderest barbecued meat was bought from the barbecue shop next door. Jing Yin devoured it without any image, and followed Tsunade nine meals in three days, It's been a long time since I had such a decent meal.

"Look, the children are so hungry, they are all stunted." Shiraki's age should have matched with Shizune's, but it's a pity that compared with Tsunade around her, her mediocre body doesn't have the slightest attractiveness of women .

Tsunade gulped down the fine wine without even taking a breath, as if he was a traveler who had been dry for a long time, and drank the whole pot of wine in one go.

"Huh... Shu Tan! It's been half a year since I last found such a bully." Tsunade said the truth with a slightly red face.

"Let me tell you, in fact, Tsunade is already in her 30s, much older than you. Don't look at her tenderness now, but she has surgery on her face. In fact, she is already a wrinkled old woman! And Yes, there are still serious violent tendencies." Jiraiya was still talking bad things about Tsunade to Shiraki.

"Why, I like this kind of charming elder sister." Bai Mu shook his eyebrows proudly.

"Jiraiya, if you say one more word, I'll kill you!" Tsunade rested his hands comfortably on the back of the sofa, boldly revealing half of the snow peak on his chest.

"As expected of a model worker in the fandom, I never thought a real person would be so exaggerated!" Shiraki put on his sunglasses and stared at him without blinking.

"It's even bigger than the last time we met..." Jilai also stared straight at him.

"What? Why don't you just grab my neckline and see enough?" Tsunade looked at the two with a smile, and shook his eyebrows provocatively.

"Okay, okay!!" The two nodded like chickens pecking at rice.

"Then what are you waiting for, come on!" Tsunade raised his eyebrows.

The two scrambled to squeeze their heads in the past.

Bang bang bang bang... an iron fist that shakes the mountain.

Tsunade clapped his hands, and the two had bags all over their heads.

"It's fine if you beat up an old snake like Zilaiye, why would you beat up a gentleman like me..." Bai Mu held his jaw that was almost dislocated, and the corners of his mouth twitched in pain.

Jiraiya's ability to resist blows is not as good as that of Baimu, and he is black and purple, turning into a pig's head.

"Now can we talk about your purpose? Don't say you are here to pick on me, I have no interest in men like you." Tsunade said mercilessly.

"Master Tsunade... At least wait until he finishes paying the bill before saying such things..." Shizune was a little worried that he would be thrown off to wash the dishes, ordering so much wine at least 10 taels would wash his hands to pieces.

"You talk first." Shiraki punched Ziraiya with his elbow.

"...The war is over, and the village needs manpower very much."

"Speak human." Tsunade knew that Jiraiya would never come to her with such a reason.

"Two months ago, we sent an elite force of more than 2000 people into the Death Desert of the Land of Winds to pursue the Yunyin ninjas, but they suddenly lost contact a month ago... So far, there is no news, including Minato and Orochi Maru, as well as Uchiha and Hyuga, we suspect that something happened." Jiraiya suddenly said seriously.

"Tch... really stupid." Tsunade gritted her teeth, in fact she still has a deep attachment to the village: "What does that have to do with me?"

"The voices in the village condemning the teacher's dereliction of duty are getting louder and louder. It is a certainty that he will step down. Originally, our default candidate for the fourth generation was Minato, but he disappeared. Orochimaru was originally the second most popular candidate, and he also disappeared...no more The competitor, Danzo Shimura is now promoting his contribution in the war, and he looks like he wants to compete for the Fourth Hokage." Jiraiya shook his head.

"We must not let that despicable poisonous snake become Hokage!" Even though Tsunade has long since stopped caring about the affairs of the village, he can occasionally hear the villagers talking about the evil things Shimura Danzo did.

"So, I need you to go back and compete for the position of the Fourth Hokage!" Jiraiya said in a serious tone.

"Heh, you're so ridiculous. It's hard for you to say such a thing. I haven't been back to the village for many years, and I haven't done anything in the third war. Going back to be Hokage? I'm afraid that someone will slap me on the face that day. Aunt towel." Tsunade smiled self-deprecatingly.

"No, your name is still circulating in the village... Although most of them are in informal magazines, your popularity is still very strong in Konoha. Who can refuse a woman with big breasts to be Hokage!" Ji Lai was only serious for half a minute.

"What's wrong with you yourself? Under Minato Orochimaru, you should also have a share?" Tsunade asked back.

"Me? I'm not that material at all. I'm a prodigal son. I'll be suffocated to death if I'm bound in the village all my life, not to mention..."

"I suspect that Minato and the others are not dead at all! They just accidentally entered a different dimension similar to Mount Miaomu and were temporarily trapped!"

"I absolutely do not believe that more than 2000 of their elite will be wiped out overnight. Now rumors are spreading in the ninja world, and there are signs of rekindling the three wars that have just ended."

"Konoha can't do without them, I'm going to the desert to find them! Bring them back safely!" Zilai also had determination in his eyes.

"Then you disappeared." Bai Mu was overjoyed.

(End of this chapter)