Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 267 I am a doctor

"So... what are you doing here again?" Tsunade looked at Shiraki with the jug in his hand.

"See a doctor." Bai Mu simply spit out two words.

"I see that you are full of energy and vitality. Since you are still interested in my breasts, it means that there is nothing wrong with it. Is it myopia? I can't see it. Go back and get a pair of glasses. Thank you for your patronage of 100 million taels." Tsunade said casually. , If the big dog does not kill, it does not kill.

"Miss Tsunade's observation is still so keen, but I'm not the one who sees the doctor, I'm the one who sees you." Shiraki adjusted his sunglasses, and his pupil power will soon be restored by itself through the harmony of yin and yang, so there's no need for troublesome treatment.

Tsunade's face suddenly collapsed, and he slapped the table vigorously, the jumping soup splashed Shizune's face, and looked at Jiraiya, her blood phobia was a top secret, and only a few people in the village knew about it.

What she was afraid of was not only blood, but also the term hemophobia, because these three words alone represented the lives of two close relatives.

The more he was afraid of something, the easier it was to think about it. Just hearing the words "I will see a doctor", Tsunade instantly thought of hemophobia, and thought of Nawaki and Katobu who died tragically in a pool of blood with their internal organs completely ruptured.

"It's not me!" Jiraiya waved his hands hastily, no matter what, he would never betray Tsunade.

"It's not who you are!" Tsunade said angrily, Jiraiya also wanted her to go back to be Hokage, the most basic step was to cure blood phobia, otherwise a Hokage that would collapse at the sight of blood would simply be the end of the village.

"It's really not me..." Jiraiya was about to defend himself.

"Wait...you may have misunderstood, what I'm talking about is not a phobia, but the rule that every bet must be lost!" Bai Mu quickly explained.

The two turned their heads to look at Bai Mu with doubts in their eyes.

"Who told you that Tsunade has a phobia?" Jiraiya frowned.

"Shut up, you said rules? What rules?" Tsunade was more concerned about this at the moment.

"Have you ever thought that our world does not actually exist, it is just a world imagined by some people. We are actually controlled by others. Our thoughts are all guided by a person who uses a pen as a thread to guide our every move. Every move, every word and deed, as long as he writes, we must do it, the rules he set, we will never be able to break..." Bai Mu lowered his voice and said mysteriously.

Zilai smiled dismissively: "Are you kidding me, I..."

"Your next sentence is: I am free, I can do whatever I want." Bai Mu pointed at Zilaiya.

"I'm free, I can do whatever I want... Nani!!!" Jiraiya scratched his hair, eyes full of horror.

"What are you trying to say?" Tsunade frowned.

"I've also been affected by a rule. If you're unlucky, you'll lose every bet. Let's bet a big or small, with a bet of twelve." Bai Mu casually took out a deck of poker cards and drew them casually: "I don't need to look, I know It's a 3."

Spread out on the table, it is indeed a three of clubs.

Tsunade hesitated for a moment, and also drew a card from Shiraki's hand, turned it over, and it was also a 3 of diamonds.

draw.

"Then, what does this mean?" Tsunade didn't understand.

"Haven't you ever thought about it? No child cries every day, no gambler loses every day, I can accept bad luck if I lose a thousand times, lose [-] times, [-] times, that's what this world sets for you The rules are like this!" Bai Mu said seriously.

"Thinking about it this way... Could it be that I'm really someone's character? It's a shameless snake skin to give me such an exaggerated chest, so how should I break this rule?" Tsunade seemed to understand Shiraki a little bit. That's right.

"If you play a game with me, there will be no draw. My rules will collide with your rules, causing a bug in the operation. Either the world will be restarted, or the rules will be deleted! Miss Tsunade, are you willing to take a gamble!" Shiraki said The Legend of Loulan card was slammed on the table.

"Okay! For the fun of my life, I bet!" Tsunade also has his own set of cards, but unfortunately they are all the most basic blue and white cards.

"Hey, hey, hey... a deck of cards decides the fate of the whole world, isn't it too unfair to us!" Ji Lai also said nervously, but it's a pity that no one paid attention to him.

"Because my rules are contaminated second-hand and may be a little weaker, so this time I only take all white cards. In order to prevent the rules from thinking that I am cheating, I will do my best. Do you need to explain the rules of the game? Tsunade Miss?" Bai Mu took out a set of the most basic diaosi style cards from his full set of cards.

"No, I've played many rounds of Legend of Loulan. It's the first time I've encountered a card that needs to be drawn by myself before this kind of game. It's really interesting." Tsunade nodded, wiped all the tableware on the table, Clear an area.

Jing Yin has been influenced by casinos for a long time, and has become a qualified beautiful dealer, helping to shuffle and deal cards online.

However, they were horrified to discover...

Shiraki's card bag is actually full of gold cards!

all of them!

Even cards of white quality are gold cards.

The difference between gold cards and ordinary cards is not only that the material is made of gold leaf pressing technology, each card is made by scorpion, the picture quality is more delicate, and the illusion of sound and light is sealed, it will definitely not be mass-produced .

In ordinary poker games, there will be a croupier counting the life value on the side, or using the counter on the special gaming table, but the gold card is different, every collision will be automatically counted by illusion on the card.

Therefore, a piece of popular gold can generally be fired for several 10 taels.

"How on earth did you collect these? If you sell these... I'm afraid it will be worth hundreds of millions of taels...if someone buys them." Tsunade twitched his lips frantically.

"I bought it!" Bai Mu smiled mysteriously, the factory is his own, so of course he wanted to make a few pictures.

"Who the hell are you...you actually have such financial resources." Tsunade couldn't think of any family in the village with such financial resources that could allow a young man to spend so much.

Because Shiraki came with Jiraiya, it is taken for granted that he is Konoha's person.

"Okay, let's play the cards!" Bai Mu picked up the four cards that Jing Yin had issued to him, but they were still just as bad.

Tsunade also shook his head, playing bad cards as always.

Fortunately, there is no tie in the legend of Loulan, there must be a winner, and the two began to play cards with a feeling of discomfort like shit.

After ten minutes...

Tsunade actually had the upper hand. After all, she still had a lot of blue-quality elite cards in her deck, while Shiraki held all white common cards.

"Finally, are you going to win?" Tsunade felt a little excited in his heart, looking forward to his rules being cracked.

"Wait...my heart hurts..." Zilai also frowned suddenly, clutching his chest with one hand, his livid face didn't seem to be pretending at all.

"Damn it! I almost forgot, there is another rule in Tsunade's rules. If she wins, the person she cares about the most will die!" Shiraki was taken aback. He didn't expect to destroy the rules, and even let the rules resist .

Shizune hurriedly went up to check: "It's not good, Master Tsunade! It's a heart attack!"

"Damn it... How can a person who is so healthy like Jiraiya have a heart attack? Is there really such a rule?" Tsunade gritted his teeth resentfully.

"Stop the game, Tsunade-sama, Jiraiya-sama will die!" Shizune said eagerly.

"Tsunade...it's okay, keep fighting and break your rules..." Jiraiya forced the last bit of a dog-licking smile, even at the end of his life, he was still thinking about the goddess.

But after more than ten seconds, the body began to convulse, no matter how strong a person is, they can't resist the power of rule killing.

Tsunade looked at Jiraiya's painful look, and shook his head mockingly: "In this world, there are fewer and fewer people I care about. I have to lose, I have been used to it for so many years."

As he said that, Tsunade was about to smash the poker table with his fist and stop the game that broke the rules.

"Looking at the situation, I lost... I'm sorry I surrendered!" Bai Mu took the lead in showing his cards on the table, indicating that he had surrendered and admitted defeat, which was allowed in the game.

Crumbling... As if something between the sky and the earth was broken, the souls of both of them felt relaxed, as if the silk thread that controlled them was finally broken.

"Ah..." Jiraiya suddenly opened his eyes, let out his last breath from his throat, the severe pain in his heart made his body twist, and he lost his life in just a few seconds.

"Bastard! What are you doing!!!" Tsunade roared angrily and punched with all his strength, sending Shiraki hammer flying out of the shop.

"Master Tsunade, stop beating! We must perform chest surgery immediately! Let Jiraiya-sama's heart beat again!!" Shizune shouted urgently.

"What..." Tsunade froze in place, his eyes filled with fear.

"Master Tsunade, now only you can save Master Jiraiya! Three minutes of brain ischemia will cause irreversible damage!" Although Shizune has learned medical skills from Tsunade for so many years, every time it involves movement In the place of surgery, Tsunade couldn't teach because he was afraid of blood, so Shizune was only good at theory, and there was no way to do it, such as thoracotomy, which was extremely dangerous.

"But..." Tsunade looked at his hands, his body went limp, his eyes turned into a blood-colored dusk, and the scene of Katobu and Nawaki dying in front of him reappeared in his mind.

"Master Tsunade! There are still 2 minutes! You must cheer up!" Shizune roared anxiously.

"The dead are already dead. Do you still want to watch the remaining important people die in front of you?" Shiraki stood up from the rubble and wiped the fist marks on his chest. ,strong enough!

Tsunade looked back at Jiraiya who was lying on the ground in fear, the bad guy has caused harm for thousands of years, he never thought that he would die in front of him in such an inexplicable way.

This guy is really annoying. He has been restless since he was a child, like a fool... He also likes to peek at himself in the shower... He can always think of some messy moves when fighting, sometimes there will be unexpected surprises, sometimes There will be more serious consequences...

The details of the three of them from childhood to adulthood are running quickly in their minds.

"Bastard, you can't die, at least not now! Silence, prepare for surgery!" Tsunade suddenly let out a sassy voice, as if returning to one of the three ninjas who led Konoha to fight in the ninja world.

"Yes!!!" Jing Yin became excited.

Although there has been no surgery for so many years, Tsunade's craftsmanship has not been lost at all. The blue Chakra scalpel in his hand sharply cut open Jiraiya's side ribs, and blood gushed out instantly, soaking Tsunade's body. The whole arm of the hand.

Feeling the sticky blood in the palm of his hand, Tsunade once again saw Kato's tragic state before his death, but only hesitated for a second: "Du! I'm sorry, I can't continue to be a coward!"

Puchi!

Tsunade's hand reached into Jiraiya's chest, and touched the heart that had stopped beating along the lungs, using external force to counteract the heart paralysis, and began to resuscitate and beat at a constant speed.

The death of her younger brother and lover kept flashing before her eyes, but it could no longer disturb her at all.

"Suck……"

"call……"

"Suck……"

"call……"

Tsunade beat his heart again with one hand, while lowering his head to give Jiraiya artificial respiration. Cardiac resuscitation is not enough, enough oxygen must be sent to the brain.

After going on like this for 3 minutes, Tsunade finally felt that Jiraiya's heart had begun to beat slowly by itself. Although he was still a little weak, it was finally a sign of resuscitation.

Jiraiya slowly opened his eyes, just in time to see the moment when Tsunade's lips left his own. In an instant, his heart was beating violently like a nuclear motor, and Tsunade's wrists ached. up.

"I'm alive..." Tsunade finally breathed a sigh of relief. He was still a little worried about whether prolonged hypoxia would lead to brain death, so he asked Jiraiya, "How do you feel? Are you conscious?"

"I feel... a little out of breath... I still need... a breath..." As he said, Zilai also pouted.

Snapped!
Tsunade looked at Zirai's unscrupulous appearance, and knew that there was no problem. He slapped his head crookedly with a light slap, and then began to heal the incision with the palm fairy technique.

"Tsunade..." Jiraiya lay on the ground looking at the person he had been secretly in love with for many years, showing a slight smile: "You are back..."

"Yeah." Tsunade nodded, feeling that he had overcome his phobia.

"I am worthy of being the genius doctor of Mondo. One medicine will cure both diseases for you." Bai Mu said proudly, crossing his arms.

"Asshole, if Jiraiya cannot be rescued, do you know what will happen?" Tsunade gritted his teeth.

"A serious illness takes a strong medicine. I don't have the other half of the result here. Facts have proved that I won the bet." Bai Mu was extremely confident, even if he failed, wouldn't he still have the Eye of Reincarnation.

"Then my rule of losing every bet...is it also broken?" Tsunade's eyes suddenly brightened.

"Didn't I give you a lot of card packs? Just unpack it yourself!" Bai Mu spread his hands.

Tsunade didn't even care about Jiraiya's injury, and went to look through the card pack with a wave of his hands.

"Hey, hey, hey... Take care of me for a while, I'm still very weak... My heart is cold, and it's hard to breathe..." Zilai also wailed weakly.

"Let me help you next..." Jing Yin immediately took over the healing work.

Holding the card case in his hand, Tsunade took a deep breath, tore off the silk thread on the card case, and immediately exclaimed the gold card interview: "Wow! Golden Legend!"

"Konoha Sannin Tsunade"

"legend"

"Chakra 8 points"

"8 attack 8 blood"

"At the end of the turn, heal 8 points of HP for an injured friendly character"

"When you have Jiraiya and Orochimaru in your hand at the same time, Chakra consumption -3"

"Could it be...is this a twist of fate?" Tsunade's body was trembling with excitement.

"This luck...wouldn't be twisted into winning every bet?!" Bai Mu was suddenly a little scared.

Fortunately, the next more than 1000 packs of cards are just normal luck. There are some legendary epics, but the gold cards are not being drawn.

According to Tsunade's habit, he set up a nanny flow deck, and immediately played cards with Shiraki on the spot. Every round was ups and downs. Obviously, the rules of the two have been broken?
"This card...is it really that fun?" Zilai also slapped his butt and got up from the ground, completely forgetting that he almost went to see the Immortal of the Six Paths just now.

"Go, go, you are not allowed to look!" Bai Mu waved his hand.

"why?"

"I'm afraid you'll be addicted. If you're addicted, who will write it? If you don't write it, what should I read?" Bai Mu rolled his eyes.

"Hahaha, it's just a game, how can I become addicted, my ninja way is extremely firm!" Jiraiya smiled heroically.

After half an hour...

"Tsunate, you should release this one first..." Jiraiya also pointed behind Tsunade's back.

"Go away, I'll kill you with one more wordy word! For the black pot king, release the ninjutsu "Pillar Cell" with +8 HP, and release the ninjutsu "Baihao Zhiju" to double the HP. "The blue veins on Tsunade's forehead burst out, and the most annoying thing about playing cards is someone nagging in his ear.

If the card is eaten by someone, you still have to say "Look, wouldn't it be okay if you just listened to me?" It can really blow people up.

Although Shimura Danzo is not very good, he is very good as a legendary card.

"On Tsunade-sama's side, Shimura Danzo has 36 health points." Shizune said immediately.

"Hmph! Can you kill me in seconds with 36 blood points? Can you kill me in seconds? If you can kill me in seconds with 36 blood points today, I will let you do whatever you want today!" Tsunade folded his arms, boldly Squeeze out your own snow-colored peaks.

"Tsunade! Is it too big a bet? This guy is an old snake, he will definitely make excessive demands..." Zilai was also anxious.

"Shut up, he will lose in the next round!"

"Really? Have you seen this card before?" Bai Mu rubbed his hands, smiled charmingly, and threw out a card.

"Evil God Messenger Fei Duan"

"epic"

"6 points of chakra"

"6 blood and 6 attack"

"Blood by Blood: Straight to Kill a Wounded Ninja"

Tsunade's face suddenly turned pale.

"Look, if you just listened to me, wouldn't you be fine?" Jiraiya looked like a prophet.

"Bastard, go to hell, go to hell!!!" Tsunade smashed two walls with one punch, sending Jiraiya flying.

"You lost, what did you just say? Do whatever you want?" Bai Mu's face was full of wretched smiles.

"Heh, even if you have such lust, I don't believe you still have such lust! Come on, let me see what demands you dare to make?" Tsunade squeezed his fists and threatened.

"Since you can ask for anything..."

"Then..." Bai Mu narrowed his eyes, stuck out his tongue and licked his lips.

"Gudong..." Tsunade swallowed nervously.

Shiraki suddenly smiled indifferently: "Go back and compete with Hokage, now that your blood phobia has been cured, then go back and be Hokage!"

Tsunade was stunned for a moment, never expecting that Shiraki would make such a request.

"Don't! Don't agree..." Even Zilai, who rushed in to stop Bai Mu from making the obscene request, was stunned.

"It's actually such a request, well... it's time to go back and see that house." Tsunade pretended to reluctantly agree.

"Asshole!! Such a good opportunity, you actually used it to make such a request! If you are too embarrassed to mention it, just pass it on to me!" Ziraiya roared.

"Heh, I'm a gentleman, how could I take advantage of others' danger?" Bai Mu helped his sunglasses.

No matter how hungry and thirsty I am, I won't attack my niece.

(End of this chapter)