Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 268 Because of Love
Even if Jilai is reluctant, he must leave Tsunade.

This time, instead of collecting materials, he went to the desert and followed the route of Namikaze Minato chasing Yun Yin's troops to find the reason for their disappearance.

"The most dangerous thing in the desert is not people, but nature, so be careful." Tsunade asked calmly.

"Haha! I'm an immortal from Mt. Miaomu. Even if the reverse psychic didn't die, how could I get lost in that kind of place! Don't worry! I'll bring Minato and the others back!" Jiraiya patted his chest and promised, He winked at Bai Mu again.

"However, it's you who should be careful. Be careful of the lsp next to you, especially watch out for him watching you take a shower!"

Although Jiraiya is unreliable in small things and unambiguous in big things, he has secretly transferred the information he has to Tsunade through mute.

It seems to be teasing Shiraki, but he is actually telling Tsunade to be careful with him.

"Tch, don't worry, if you dare to peek, I'll break his limbs, stuff them into a vase and put them in the bathroom, let him see enough every day." Tsunade smiled casually.

But I was muttering in my heart, I met Uchiha Madara when I was a child, and my grandfather often mentioned that he was never married in his life, so why did he suddenly have such a young son?

Is the grandson about the same?
"Then I'll go first, don't miss me too much, the woman who touched my heart~" Jilai also gave a thumbs up, making an expression that he thought was handsome.

Tsunade waved his hand impatiently, telling Jiraiya to leave quickly.

After Zilaiya left, he looked at Baimu again: "What about you, do you plan to wait for us to go back to the village together?"

"Of course, how could I miss something like the Hokage election." Shiraki nodded.

"Then, isn't your purpose just to watch the excitement? Uchiha Madara's heir?" Tsunade suddenly turned his head to look at Shiraki again.

"Heh... That guy really told you everything." Bai Mu smiled self-deprecatingly, covered his forehead, and then became extremely indifferent.

"Then I won't pretend anymore, it's a showdown... My purpose of going back to Konoha is..."

Tsunade waited vigilantly for Shiraki's answer, ready to strike at any time, and Jiraiya didn't leave, but ambushed in a nearby dark place. Once the two really fought, they would refine the celestial chakra, and directly use the ultimate Appeared with a strong posture.

He was afraid that Bai Mu would give him another seductive kiss or something, interrupting the calmness he had to maintain in fairy mode, so he could only hide in the dark and wait for an opportunity.

Although Tsunade is not Hokage yet, he will not allow such a person who may be a threat to Konoha to enter his village.

"My purpose..."

"Of course I go to the clan to find a Uchiha sweet girl, and pass on the noble DNA of my ancestors!" Shiraki smiled brightly with his big white teeth.

"Heh, do you think I will believe this kind of nonsense?! No matter how kind the disguise is, it can't cover up the inherently evil Uchiha! Tell your real purpose! Otherwise, I will let my fist ask you." Gang With a slap in the face, he didn't believe Bai Mu's nonsense at all.

"Hey, hey, hey... I just want to find a girlfriend. How can such a serious idea that everyone has at a certain age be called evil?" Bai Mu quickly explained.

"Heh, where can't I find a girlfriend, I must go to Konoha to find it? You can also make up such a nonsense?"

"Hey, hey, I have the pure blood of Uchiha Madara, the kind that can open a kaleidoscope, I can't just marry a Muggle girl with cherry blossom-colored hair, right? That would be a chill." Shiraki lit up his kaleidoscope.

Tsunade was taken aback for a moment. Indeed, the older the family, the more they paid attention to the purity of the blood. Although now that the medical technology is developed, the atmosphere is much better, and there will be no such things as cousins ​​getting married, and the blood successor family is also willing to marry common people.

However, there are still a large group of conservatives who believe that bloodlines should be kept pure, and intermarriage outside the clan should not be allowed, so as to ensure the spread of blood inheritance limits. As a medical ninja, Tsunade understands this statement very well. After all, the more hybrids, the more bloodlines. The more heterogeneous, different from the dominant genes of the Thousand Hands family, the recessive genes like Sharingan, the more difficult it is to awaken hybrids.

The Hyuga clan is so stubborn that they can maintain the level where everyone can roll their eyes and become the No. [-] noble clan in Konoha.

Today is not like in the Warring States period, when every household had 6.7 children. Now that life is better, people’s reproductive desire is low, and most of them only have one child to cope with it. Once intermarriage is opened and inferior genes are mixed in, within a hundred years, these thousand-year-old rich families will Disappeared everyone.

His second grandfather, Fei Jian, once advocated this plan. He used the excuse of promoting free love to dilute the blood of the Uchiha clan, so that fewer and fewer of them opened Sharingan, and finally became an ordinary family. It has been circulated in various novels and comics.

Thinking of this, Tsunade still understands Shiraki, the Uchiha tribe wandering in the ninja world, who is nostalgic for flowers, but stubbornly sticks to the tradition, and wants to go back to the village to pick up girls.

"Understanding is understanding, but I still don't believe you. It took so much trouble just to find a girlfriend! Since you don't want to say it, then let my fist pry your mouth open!"

"Haha!!!" Tsunade said he would do it, and he punched Shiraki with a punch that pierced through the air.

"Hey... I don't hit women, especially beautiful women, but this father is wearing a vest, hitting me is like hitting yourself." Shiraki folded his arms, and he didn't dodge or dodge at all. A layer of hedgehog-like armor.

"Spike Defense"

"Jiraiya's kind of trick? After you ask him, you will know that this trick is useless to me!" At the beginning, Jiraiya invented the method of turning his hair into needle felt in order to prevent peeping and getting beaten after taking a bath. The result of the Ksitigarbha needle technique was that the pain made her even more violent, almost killing Zilaiye.

"Stand and let you fight, if you take a step back, I will be your son." Bai Mu solidified the bones with the bone veins.

"I want to drink my mother's milk for nothing, but I don't want your son! Weili fist, die!" Tsunade ignored the dense thorns on Shiraki's body, and smashed Shiraki's chest with one punch, even if the sharp spikes pierced into the fist But it didn't make her frown.

boom! ! !
It was more like being bombarded by a shell, Bai Mu was thrown back more than ten meters with a punch, his two legs plowed a deep trench in the ground, and his ribs cracked like spider webs, almost breaking off.

"I'm weak, woman, with your strength, no one will touch you when you go to the northeast bathhouse to take a bath." Bai Mu brushed the dust off his chest disdainfully.

"Bastard... What kind of structure is this guy? It actually shook my hand like this. The steel plate should have been pierced, right?" The recovery ability that he is proud of has become extremely slow. The armor of thorns has a serious injury effect and can suppress the recovery ability.

"No.No.No...it's not the structure, it's the rules." Shiraki waved his fingers.

"A rule again?" Tsunade was stunned. Are there so many rules in this world?

"Zilai probably took it as a joke, but I never joked. My mother...is really Senshou Zhujian. If you beat me, you beat my father. You are punished by God." Bai Mu spread his hands.

"You dare to make fun of my grandfather?!" Tsunade frowned angrily.

"Who made fun of my own mother?"

"Then tell me, how did the two men give birth..." Tsunade himself was stunned for a moment as he spoke. Naturally, he would not be able to conceive in a normal way, but if he used the cell cloning technology in medicine, it is entirely possible...

Coupled with Shiraki's age, it is more in line with this guess.

"Bastard...you dare to play with ethics and morality wantonly..." Tsunade trembled angrily. She couldn't accept whether it was her responsibility as a doctor or her grandfather's cells being played wantonly.

"Don't take your anger out on me, I'm also a victim, who can control their own birth, who doesn't want a decent mother, since I was a child, I have never drank grandma while holding my soft big breasts, I am a white monster every day, Shove the columnar object into my mouth and feed me some excrement..."

"You know that children are easy to get attached to the things they used to play with when they were young, right?" Bai Mu sighed resentfully.

"That said, you seem to have no choice..." Tsunade pondered for a moment: "But you are the strongest human being created by that person who gathered the strongest blood, and you definitely have a mission..."

"Sack of bridge beans! You guessed wrong again. If you know a little about Madara, you will know that he is the most conceited and conceited. He thinks that he is the strongest in the ninja world. He is the only one in heaven and earth. How could he think that?" How about making stronger weapons?" Shiraki explained.

"Then why were you created?"

"Of course it's because of love!"

"Because of the prejudices of the world, they are young and unable to express their hearts to each other. They can only hide their deformed love deep in their hearts, turning love into trivial things and spreading them in every corner of their lives..."

"It wasn't until Hashirama, under the pressure of the family, had no choice but to marry a woman she didn't love, that Madara was completely disappointed and left the village in anger."

"Forbear the more you think about it for a while, the more you get angry, and the more you take a step back, the more you lose. It is obvious that he is the big house, so why should he give it up to Uzumaki Mito? Then I went back to the village to seek persuasion."

"I didn't expect Senshou Bashima to have a new love and not an old love, so he beat Lord Madara to death. The hated Master Madara could only bite off a piece of meat from Hashirama, leaving a tooth mark, and wanted him to live forever. Once I saw that tooth mark, I couldn’t forget myself.”

"And I am the crystallization of their love, and what Madara-ye misses!" Shiraki spoke at length, and directly stunned Tsunade.

"This...how is this possible?" Tsunade shook his head and couldn't believe that his grandfather who loved to laugh was actually such a person.

"Then let me ask you, who is the person your grandfather mentions the most?" Bai Mu asked.

"Uchiha Madara." Tsunade replied.

"Who is the person he admires the most?"

"Uchiha Madara."

"Who is the person he is most sorry for?"

"Uchiha Madara... Oh No!!" Tsunade also discovered the horror. Most of what his grandfather said when he was a child was about Madara.

while eating.

"This is Madara's favorite sashimi."

When Hokage Rock was established.

"It would be nice if Madara was here..."

When playing cards.

"If Madara hasn't left."

"Is that right? Master Madara usually never leaves Bashirama with his three sentences."

Meet weak enemies.

"You can't even compare to a hair between the pillars."

Meet a strong enemy.

"Besides the column, you are the strongest."

on a blind date

"Besides the pillars, the rest are ants"

……

Tsunade felt that faith was falling apart.

"So, do you think that such a loving person like me would have any bad intentions?" Bai Mu smiled brightly.

"If I still don't want to take you to Konoha, what will you do?" Tsunade's tone was obviously relaxed.

"Nonsense, I have long legs, so of course I will go in by myself." Shiraki felt that no one in the ninja world could keep him, and it was more convenient to enter Konoha than to enter a brothel, at least he was ashamed to owe money to the brothel.

"In this case, then you go back with me, but remember!! If you want to have a little bit of malice towards us Konoha, even if I bet my life, I will kill you!" Tsunade threatened seriously .

"Don't worry, even if you risk your life, you won't be able to kill me..." Just after Shiraki finished speaking, Tsunade was about to get angry again.

"However, to show my sincerity, I will tell you my weakness...that is lust. If you really want to defeat me, then do everything you can to seduce me!"

……

Fire Country, Konoha Village.

Although the third Ninja World War has been declared over and all countries have stopped their war activities, the atmosphere in Konoha has not eased in the slightest.

Everything stems from the missing pursuit force of more than 2000 people.

Even if more than 2000 ninjas die at once, Konoha is a traumatic thing.

What's more, in order to completely wipe out Yunyin's troops, they sent all the elites among the elites, full of elites from various families.

And disappearance is far more tormenting than death.

A large army with all kinds of space ninjutsu and communication means disappeared but could not send back any news, and the probability of death even exceeded 80%.

And the remaining 20% ​​chance has no effect except to make the living family members wait more uncomfortable with hope.

Shiraki followed Tsunade and Shizune all the way stop and go, playing cards, and finally returned to Konoha Village.

"Ahhh! This must be Tsunade... Master Tsunade!" The gatekeeper ninja stared at Tsunade in horror.

His exclamation attracted a large crowd of onlookers, all exclaiming: "Is this the legendary Tsunade-sama? It really lives up to its reputation!"

"Well, it seems that after leaving for so many years, my appearance has not changed at all, and everyone recognized me immediately." Tsunade said narcissistically, holding his face.

"They didn't recognize your face, they clearly recognized your breasts..." Bai Mu complained from the side.

"Kokonoha at this time... Could it be that Tsunade-sama is also running for the Fourth Hokage?" Someone immediately speculated.

"Ah! If Tsunade-sama wants to run for office, I will definitely vote for Tsunade-sama!"

"I drag my whole family to vote for Tsunade-sama!"

"I'm pulling my whole family to vote for Tsunade-sama!"

"I dug out all eighteen generations of my ancestors to vote for Tsunade-sama!"

"But... Tsunade-sama didn't participate in the war at all, is it really suitable to be Hokage?" Someone said weakly.

"Fart! Who said that Tsunade-sama didn't participate in the war, how many days and nights of despair, I have survived by relying on Tsunade-sama's comics, spiritual support is more important than material!" Someone immediately refuted.

"That... Doujin manga, can you lend me a look? My dad disappeared with the army, and he also needs spiritual support."

……

In the midst of the hustle and bustle, Tsunade's first step into the village has not yet done anything, and the approval rate has skyrocketed.

Who can refuse a beautiful woman with big breasts to be his boss?

nobody!
(End of this chapter)