The system asked me to be a teacher

Chapter 301
"You old man built it yourself?" Confucius and Mencius were a little stunned.

He still knows a little about the situation in this seventh uncle's family.

The other party has a son and two daughters.

It's a pity that even the youngest one passed away two years ago.

Although the grandson and nephew are very filial to him, they are separated by a generation after all.

He also didn't want to be rejected by his granddaughter-in-law, nephew and daughter-in-law, and lived alone all the time.

So when Uncle Qi said he built a chicken farm, he really built it himself.

Otherwise, just say it belongs to the grandson.

Seeing Confucius and Mencius, Seventh Uncle glared at him: "Why do you look down on my old man?
To tell you the truth, I lived 86 years and raised chickens for 80 years.

Don't think you're more knowledgeable than me, but when it comes to the specific operation of raising chickens, it's impossible for you to catch up with me. "

Confucius and Mencius were stunned: "Seventh Uncle, that's not what I mean. Raising three or five chickens is completely different from three or five hundred chickens.

Its work intensity is no less than that of farming.

And the time for farming is free, it doesn't matter if you don't go every two or three days.

But raising chickens is different. If you dare to starve for a day, half of these chickens will die. "

Hearing this, Seventh Uncle stared: "Why, you look down on me, don't you?"

Seeing that Confucius and Mencius didn't speak, his expression eased: "Don't worry, I know how much I weigh. Others raise three to five hundred cats, but I can only raise thirty to fifty cats at most.

And when these chickens grow up, I can send some of them to school, which is the old man's wish. "

Confucius and Mencius were stunned, he couldn't understand the other party's intention.

Just when he frowned and thought, Uncle Qi smiled slyly: "Mr. Kong, I heard what you said to Xiao Tian just now, when I grow white mushrooms with chicken manure, you have to buy them first.

I am not greedy old man, if you give others 100, just give me 80. "

"Uh..." Only then did Kong Meng understand the other party's intentions, and it seemed that the old man was also moved when he saw that he was paying a high price to buy white mushrooms.

In the past few days, the flat area in the north of Yunxi Village has been marked off again.

It is said that it was used to build chicken farms.

The cause of the incident originated from the dialogue between Confucius and Mencius and Lao Tian.

100 yuan for a white mushroom, the price is so high that the eyes of everyone who can move in Yunxi Village are red, including the eighty-six out of seven uncles.

So Yunxi hoped that the school would boil again, as every day it would be trampled by the footsteps of the villagers.

Everyone came to Kongmeng for only one purpose, which was to inquire about the authenticity of the purchase price of white mushrooms.

Although Confucius and Mencius had always said that he would purchase at a high price, he did not say how high the price would be, and the villagers did not have a specific idea.

As soon as the results were confirmed, the speed with which these people acted was simply amazing.

Especially Sun Xianglin's family built three chicken farms in succession.

In the end, Confucius and Mencius had to hang a sign in front of the school gate stating that they were not white mushrooms, so as to change the predicament of being chased and questioned as soon as he went out.

But this matter was quickly thrown aside by him, because the half-yearly midterm exam in Qingshan County was coming soon.

Because he was going to the county seat, besides leading the three children to review, he still had a lot of things to do, so he seemed very busy.

7 days later!

Yunxi Village Homestay.

Seeing the thumb-sized white mushroom seedlings exposed in front of the simple experimental field, all the doctors jumped up excitedly.

They couldn't help being unhappy.

A week ago, when they followed Kongmeng's method, they started experimenting with the treatment of chicken manure.

Then every step is strictly calculated, including watering and lighting.

Take watering as an example, 1805 milliliters of water is given every day. This is the accurate data they obtained after consulting several botanists.

And light.

In order to ensure the appropriate light intensity as much as possible, they also made a special trip to Daqingshan to buy a roll of brown plastic film that can block the sun.

Anyway, highlight a meticulous.

The hard work paid off. According to the villagers, it took nine days for these white mushrooms to germinate.

As a result, they used it for 7 days today, and the efficiency increased by nearly 20%.

"It seems that those villagers didn't lie to us."

"Yeah, I really didn't expect that the key to germination of white mushrooms is the decomposed chicken manure.

Although I haven't researched the principle yet, but with the formula, I can definitely figure it out. "

"Yes, this is definitely the greatest discovery in the world this year, no, it should be the greatest discovery of this century, not one of them."

"..."

After the discussion was over, everyone looked at the old doctor at the same time.

The old doctor smiled lightly: "All of what you said makes sense, but I think there is only one thing that makes the most sense.

Congratulations in advance to those cancer patients who, from now on, will be able to completely escape the torture of life-and-death chemotherapy.

In 10 years, the average life expectancy of human beings will increase by at least two years. "

clap clap clap...

The applause sounded and soon spread throughout the entire Yunxishan B & B.

"Mr. Lin, what about Teacher Kong?
Don't worry, Mr. Lin, we are here to bid farewell to Mr. Kong today, and we don't intend to interfere with his lecture in the slightest. "

Standing in front of Lin Zhi was the old doctor and a group of people.

Now that the problem of artificial cultivation of white mushrooms has been solved, there is no need for them to stay.

Simply pack up your luggage and come directly to say goodbye.

Looking at the group of people in front of her, Lin Zhi still maintained her inherent indifferent smile: "Everyone, I'm really sorry, you are a day late.

Because he was going to take the final exam in Qingshan County, Teacher Kong took the students away yesterday. "

"What? Teacher Kong left?"

Everyone looked at each other with disbelief on their faces.

Soon, this unbelief turned into regret.

They came this time, in fact, with the attitude of giving it a try, and had a medical exchange with Confucius and Mencius.

The result was so great that they couldn't believe it.

Because no one knows better than them, what does the artificial cultivation technology of white mushrooms invented by Confucius and Mencius mean?
But with the existence of such a bull fork, there is no one who directly crosses Daqingshan because he wants to take a few students to take the so-called midterm exam.

"It turns out that, Mr. Lin, because the matter is urgent, we will take our leave first and leave.

When Mr. Kong comes back, please apologize to him on my behalf.

This is my business card. When you go to the capital, you must call me and let me do my best as a landlord. "

After he finished speaking, he took two steps back, and the others stepped forward one after another, saying goodbye to those who said goodbye, and those who handed over business cards.

After everyone left, Lin Zhi had a dozen thick business cards in his hands.

When Lin Zhi looked through these business cards one by one with curiosity, she couldn't hide the astonishment on her face anymore.

Vice President of Imperial Union Medical College Hospital, Chief Physician of Oncology Department of Imperial People's Hospital, President of Imperial Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine...

Every name, if spoken out, can cause a major earthquake in the medical world.

But these people are now gathered in such a remote place as Yunxi Village, it is absolutely unbelievable.

Of course Kong Meng didn't know this. He and three students were driving the abandoned tractor owned by the old village chief Andy Lau, chug-chug on the road leading to Qingshan County.

Speaking of which, there was a joke.

Because Andy Lau was away, and the tractor was the only means of transportation to the county.

So when Confucius and Mencius came out of Yunxi Village for the first time, they had to turn into tractor drivers.

As for tractors, Kong Meng has driven them before. After all, he is also from the countryside, and Kong’s tractors are still extra-large.

As a result, when he took over the tractor crank handle from Andy Lau with full confidence, he found that he couldn't shake it with his own strength.

It was just too embarrassing.

After trying forty or fifty times to no avail, Shitou whispered, "Teacher, why don't I come?"

"you?"

Looking at the thin and thin figure of Shi Shi, Kong Meng extremely doubted whether the little guy could shake it.

But he still handed the handle to the other party.

There is no way to go through the high-intensity exercise during this period, and he needs to rest for a while.

Unexpectedly, before Confucius and Mencius breathed evenly, Shi Shi skillfully inserted the crank handle into the tractor, and then turned it around twice vigorously.

There was a loud chug chug, and the tractor, which should have been scrapped long ago, caught fire.

Confucius and Mencius: "..."

Just when he thought the matter had come to an end, he found that the embarrassment had just begun.

Because when he sat in the driver's seat of the tractor, he found himself struggling to turn the steering wheel.

The result can be imagined, the tractor was driven crookedly by him, almost rushed into the ditch several times.

In the end, the stone and the iron ox were driven alternately, and Confucius and Mencius followed suit, and it took a long time to barely master it.

chug chu...

The tractor stopped again at the waste collection station in the north of the county seat.

Because scrapped vehicles cannot enter the county, this is their only choice.

Fortunately, Boss Li at the Scrap Collection Station is Andy Lau's friend, so he doesn't need to pay parking fees or worry about safety when parking here, which can be said to kill two birds with one stone.

"Teacher Kong, don't worry, I heard Brother Liu said about you.

Although I don't know the specific situation, you are doing well to stay in Yunxi Hope School for such a long time and lead students to take the exam.

Here, here is the key to the dump gate, if you come back in the middle of the night, just go in.

After driving away the tractor, put the key under the second brick on the left, and I will collect it naturally. "

Seeing that Boss Li had considered when he would come back, Kong Meng was a little embarrassed.

Suddenly he thought of something, turned his head and walked towards the tractor, and then took out a bag: "Boss Li, this is our own air-dried rabbit meat, I'll give you a try."

"Really? Thank you so much!"

Boss Li's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and the way he looked at Kong Meng became different again:

"Mr. Kong, you are countless times stronger than Brother Liu.

The old guy has parked with me for so many years, and he never pulls out a dime.

If you can’t let him come in the future, don’t let him come to my place. You are always welcome! "

After finishing speaking, he solemnly took the air-dried rabbit meat, and sniffed it vigorously with his nose, showing a greedy look.

Kong Meng smiled lightly, but he would not be fooled by the exaggerated expression of the man in front of him.

It is said that Andy Lau once saved the other party, which is far from being comparable to being a monk halfway through.

After saying goodbye to Boss Li, Kong Meng called an electric tricycle.

The purpose of a group of 4 people is very clear, it is Qingshan County No. [-] Middle School.

On the way, Confucius, Mencius and Hu Die behaved quite plainly, but Shitou and Tie Niu were like a pair of curious babies, everything they saw revealed something new.

"Wow, look quickly, then you are the restaurant that Uncle Liu often talks about, right?"

"Of course it's a restaurant, didn't you see the words "Xiao Ji Braised Noodles" written on it?

But what's the name of the shop next to it?There are many people coming in and out, and there are everything. "

Looking at these two people, Confucius and Mencius were a little puzzled.

They don't even know restaurants and supermarkets. Is it the first time for these two people to come out of Yunxi Village?
Hu Die next to him said: "Mr. Kong, don't pay attention to them."

Then he said to Shitou and Tieniu: "What's so special about restaurants and supermarkets?

You were asked to come last year, but you didn't come alive or dead.

Well now, shame on you? "

The two were said to be a little embarrassing.

Shi Shi smiled awkwardly: "Didn't you worry about failing the exam last year and embarrassing Teacher Lin?"

Tieniu also followed suit: "Yeah, the key is how much does it cost to go back and forth?

Although Yunxi hoped the school would pay the money nominally, I know that Teacher Lin paid it out of his own pocket.

She has been teaching us for so many years, and it is not easy to earn some money.

So it's better to save her a little, or to save her a little. "

"That's right, the most important thing is that the two of us can't study well.

If you don't come, no one will say anything, but if you come, but the ranking is at the bottom, it will be a shame. "

Hu Die glared at the two of them: "Then why are you here this year?

Do you think Teacher Kong has more money than Teacher Lin? "

Shitou and Tie Niu waved their hands again and again: "No, no, I didn't mean that.

Since Teacher Kong came, I found that my grades have improved a lot.

Taking the exam this time, I just want to get a ranking, so as not to be despised every day. "

The two didn't say who they despised, but they knew from their eyes that the Lord was right in front of them.

Seeing the two of them pointing their finger at her, the angry little Hu Die rolled her eyes.

"Why, do you feel that you have learned something and your wings are stiff?

To tell you the truth, at the level of the two of you, it is as difficult as heaven to beat me. "

Hearing Hu Die's confident words, Shi Shi immediately expressed dissatisfaction: "Hu Die, don't talk too much.

Although my foundation is not as good as yours, don't be surprised for three days.

You don't know how much I've improved until I show you my muscles. "

Tieniu is down-to-earth: "I can't guarantee that I can win against Hu Die.

But you want to be like before, winning us is as easy as eating and drinking, but it's not that easy. "

Hearing this, Hu Die smiled: "Really? How about we make a bet and compare?"

"What are you gambling?"

When the three were talking, Confucius and Mencius kept smiling.

He is happy to see the results of the students' bickering, which is also a phenomenon of friendship.

Anyway, it's better than meeting and not talking.

But when the three of them talked about gambling, his expression changed.

He didn't want the students he taught to become incurable gamblers in the future.

But before he could speak, Hu Die said, "Just bet on cleaning.

Let's focus on the total score of this midterm exam, and I guarantee that it will be at least 50 points more than you.

Let's use 50 points as the limit. If the gap between your scores and mine is less than 50, you will win.

One more point, I will help you clean up once.

On the contrary, if your score is greater than 50 compared with mine, I will clean up for you both for every 5 points.

Dare to bet? "

(End of this chapter)