Three Kingdoms: At the beginning, Xiao Qiao played a beauty trick on me!

Chapter 58

As soon as Cao Cao's words came out.

It made Liu Bei feel reasonable immediately.

"Eldest brother, do you have a good plan?"

Cao Cao touched his forehead, expressing that he was speechless about this matter.

Isn't it that Liu Bei should take the initiative to ask for it?

Why did you turn around and ask yourself?

This kind of thing.

As a helper, how can there be any reason to volunteer?
Since Liu Bei asked, he had to remind him.

"Ugh……"

Cao Cao sighed heavily, lifted the tea on the table, gulped it down, and drank it.

"Xuande, let me ask you, what is the most painful thing between heaven and earth?"

As soon as this word comes out.

Liu Bei didn't know what the big brother was feeling.Only quietly listening.

Cao Cao got up from his chair and stood at the door, "Listen, Xuande, the wind blows outside, whenever you want, you can blow it as much as you want, and you can come and go freely, I am envious."

Speaking of it.

When Cao Cao looked up, he found a kingfisher singing on the top of the tree.

He suddenly felt emotional again.

"Xuande, look, this thing is called Kingfisher, another name is Blue Emerald, and it is also called Emerald Bird. This bird has a lonely personality and always walks and walks alone, looking for prey. I am envious again."

Liu Bei wanted to ask why, but he didn't know how to ask?
First I envy the wind, and then I envy the birds.

Two consecutive envyings made Liu Bei more fascinated the more he listened.

"Xuande, do you know why I am envious?"

Liu Bei sat stupidly, shaking his head all the time, "I don't know."

Cao Cao didn't continue talking, as if he was brewing something, the expression on his face became more and more serious, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

a time.

The room was eerily quiet.

Sudden.

Cao Cao swung his hands and said sharply, "Because I envy the freedom of the wind, and envy the solitude of Lan Jade."

"Don't say it's you and me. I'm afraid that the whole world can't do the unfettered wind and the resolute movement of the emerald bird, right?"

Because we are human beings, when we live in this world, we will inevitably encounter difficulties and be watched by people in the future.

Even if we clean up our bodies and love ourselves, overcome obstacles all the way, and create a carefree world where we can do whatever we want, we have done it ourselves.

But our brothers, friends, relatives, can they do it?Just because they can't do that, there will be an impact, and everything we have built before will be in vain. "

"Alas... this is because no one is perfect."

Cao Cao turned and walked towards the stool, glanced at Liu Bei from the corner of his eye, and found that he was in a daze, not knowing what to say.

As he sat down, Cao Cao sighed, "If you ask the world, what is the most painful thing? The answer is people."

"Xuande, do you understand?"

After listening to Cao Cao's words.

Liu Bei seems to have a feeling that listening to Jun's words is better than a word.

His eyes were darkened, and he was at a loss.

He knows shit.

Liu Bei was asking him, is there any way to better solve Mrs. Gan's matter, it is best to get rid of it completely.

Fortunately, it was his elder brother, if it were someone else, he would have slapped his ears when he heard an answer that was off-topic.

"Eldest brother is knowledgeable and talented, sorry I didn't understand."

It seems to be the response of the bull's head to the horse's mouth.

In fact.

Cao Cao is throwing bricks to attract jade, leading Liu Bei into a trap step by step, his purpose is to get close to Mrs. Gan, so as not to work hard on acting.

"Xuande, I'm not complaining. Since you and I are human beings in this life, we can't avoid the difficulties of human beings. For example, I don't help Mrs. Gan. I'm sorry for you. If I help, I'm sorry for my conscience. Do you agree or not?"

Liu Bei thought secretly.

Although he has always maintained an attitude of not caring, it is only his own opinion after all, but he completely ignores the feelings of the elder brother.

anyway.

There is no way to do this.

Only by asking the elder brother for help can he dispel Mrs. Gan's suspicion and keep his dignity.

"Eldest brother, you are a good person. I am too selfish. I will definitely reward you well."

Cao Cao raised his hand, "Xuande, since you and I are from the same family, we are brothers. If the elder brother has something to do, how can the younger brother stand by and watch? It's just the matter of Mrs. Gan, how should we solve it?"

This is a tricky business.

Since that night.

Mrs. Gan couldn't put it down, and it seemed that she couldn't do without peek-a-boo this month.

Right now, Liu Bei is looking for a senior brother, and he must find a way.

The two think together.

You can't play tricks every night and change the doorway, right?
If things go on like this, not to mention extremely troublesome, there is still the possibility of revealing the truth.

hiss……

Cao Cao rubbed his temples vigorously, looking worried.

"Xuande, what do you think will distract Mrs. Gan?"

"If Mrs. Gan can be distracted, she won't pester Xuande any more."

Distracted?

Liu Bei's eyes lit up.

It is indeed a wonderful way.

But I don't know what distraction method can make Mrs. Gan stop pestering herself.

"This distraction method must be strong, so that Mrs. Gan's love is so deep that it is best not to embarrass Xuande any more."

"En." Liu Bei nodded in agreement.

"Let Mrs. Gan learn the art of war? Will she like it?"

Liu Bei shook his head.

"Learning embroidery?"

Liu Bei shook his head.

"Learning piano, chess, calligraphy and painting?"

Liu Bei still shook his head.

What kind of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, embroidery and weaving, these things that women are born to do, how can they arouse interest?
As for the art of war, Liu Bei knows best. With Mrs. Gan's character, she will never be obsessed with these.

"Then what should I learn?"

Cao Cao kept muttering, "Then what should I learn? What is Mrs. Gan who has never been exposed to? Freshness is often the most attractive to a person."

"What should I learn?"

"what……"

Liu Bei slapped his thigh and stood up suddenly, very excited, "Learn martial arts."

"Eldest brother, are there any martial arts suitable for women to practice?"

Oh shit.

Finally waited for this sentence.

Thought Liu Bei was an idiot, didn't think of this level?

Without even thinking about it, Cao Cao blurted out, "Yes."

"Ha ha……"

Liu Bei burst into tears of excitement, "Then what are you waiting for? Please ask Senior Brother to teach her martial arts."

Happy to be happy.

But Liu Bei was still worried, "Senior brother, what should I do if Mrs. Gan is not good at martial arts?"

In this regard.

Cao Cao had planned ahead of time, and he was sure of winning.

"I have a set of the Jade Heart Sutra for practicing Dafa. It is a martial art practiced by two people. Once practiced, the practitioner will become younger and younger. No woman will refuse to become beautiful, right?"

"what?"

Liu Bei was shocked.

There is such a miraculous martial arts in the world?
"Eldest brother, could it be that this is the art of rejuvenation?"

"Exactly, because I have never practiced, so I have not become younger."

The temptation to rejuvenate will definitely get Mrs. Gan's consent.

Depressed for so long.

Liu Bei can finally get rid of the entanglement of women.

He was overjoyed at the moment, "Eldest senior brother, just teach her the Jade Heart Sutra."

"Good good."

After Cao Cao agreed.

Liu Bei was also happy about this, and when he was about to leave, he thought of the words "rejuvenating old age and rejuvenation", and immediately became very excited, and turned his head and smiled.

"Brother, I also want to double cultivate with you and learn the Jade Heart Sutra."

"what?"

(End of this chapter)