Fame starts with the radio

Chapter 588

Just when everyone thought that Ling Yun had nothing to say, and when the Japanese host had already figured out how to humiliate Ling Yun, Ling Yun still smiled calmly.

"Isn't this normal? Movies come from life and are higher than life. You are also engaged in art. Don't you know how to reprocess art?"

"Art can be reprocessed, but not indiscriminately."

"Otherwise? Shoot strictly according to historical facts?"

"Of course!"

Cao Fangfang nodded affirmatively, Ling Yun suddenly smiled, he sat up straight, and then asked sarcastically.

"Okay, since you think it is necessary to shoot according to historical facts, why not let the audience restore the scene of the ancient people going to the inn for dinner, dare you?"

After hearing this, the atmosphere at the scene suddenly became lively, and Cao Fangfang nodded disdainfully.

"of course."

Afterwards, the two got ready and listened to Ling Yun's explanation.

"Suppose we are filming a Qin Dynasty drama, I am the innkeeper, and you are a modern person who has traveled through the past, and you want to eat now. Do you understand?"

"Understand."

"Okay then, let's get started!"

As soon as Ling Yun waved his hand, Cao Fangfang cleared her throat, stood up and took two steps very much into the play, then looked up at the virtual inn around her, and then asked Ling Yun.

"Boss, what do you have to eat here?"

Ling Yun waved his hand.

"Cao Sang, I was wrong. There was no such word as boss in the Qin Dynasty. During the Zhengde period of the Ming Dynasty, traders in the capital called money "baner"; ", which is different from the coins minted by private workshops. Businessmen deliberately ask for "boss" money, because it is more reliable than private money. Businessmen and shopkeepers often hold "old official bosses", so shoppers often also call them shops. The owner or manager is the "boss."

After a pause, Ling Yun smiled.

"Don't call me the boss in the Qin Dynasty, otherwise it will be easy for others to say that you are uneducated."

This sentence caused everyone to burst into laughter, and the live broadcast room was full of praise.

Cao Fangfang's face turned blue and red, she smiled embarrassingly, quickly said that she was careless, and then continued.

"I want some noodles."

Unexpectedly, after she finished speaking, Ling Yun laughed again.

"I'm sorry, the Song Dynasty only started to have noodles, and the style was finalized. The Qin Dynasty didn't have noodles."

Cao Fangfang's embarrassing old face flushed again, and she immediately changed her words.

"Then I won't eat noodles, just order some steamed stuffed buns."

"I'm sorry, but I don't have buns either. This was only possible when Prime Minister Zhuge of the Shu Han defeated Meng Huo."

……

"Then I can eat white rice, right?"

"I'm sorry, this is Guanzhong. Rice can only be grown if it crosses the Yangtze River..."

……

"Then cut half a catty of beef, I will eat meat!"

"Slaughtering cattle is a felony in the Qin Dynasty. If you are sent to the army and exiled, you probably won't live for three days."

……

"Then I won't eat, I can drink tea anyway."

"Tea? Hehe, it was a luxury in the Han Dynasty. Even in the Tang Dynasty, only the scholar-bureaucrats could afford it."

……

"Then what do you have here? You can't open a restaurant without everything, right?"

"Yes, there are corn cakes and blanched cabbage. By the way, do you eat spicy food?"

"Add more spiciness."

"I'm sorry, chili peppers were only available in the Ming Dynasty, but now there are only Sichuan peppercorns, which are only numb and not spicy."

……

"Then I'll fry some cabbage. You just said that there are cabbages."

"There is cabbage, but no vegetable oil. Vegetable oil is only available in the late Ming Dynasty, and iron pots are only available in the late Song Dynasty. If you want to eat it, you can only use boiling water."

"I……"

……

Cao Fangfang was left speechless, there was a lot of applause off the court, and everyone cheered and encouraged in the live broadcast room! ! !

At this moment, Ling Yun sneered and made the final conclusion.

"That's why, if costume dramas are filmed according to historical facts, even eating is a problem for you, and through our mutual questioning just now, it seems that you, a great writer and screenwriter, are not very clear about this. Since you don’t know, what right do you have to criticize others?”

"it is good!"

Suddenly there was a loud applause from the audience, followed by the knocking sound. Ling Yun turned his head to look, and saw the fat man in the crowd. Which lady's high-heeled shoes knocked hard.

dong dong dong dong dong dong...

It's pretty rhythmic.

The staff frowned for a moment and wanted to go up to stop it, but saw a middle-aged man knocking on another place with an enamel washbasin, and he was just about to walk over.

As a result, the third place, the fourth place...

Soon, more than half of the entire auditorium was knocking with washbasins, yelling hello while knocking.

There are only seven or eight staff members on the scene. Seeing this posture, there is nothing they can do. The key point is that they now know that they are secretly broadcasting live. If there is another conflict with the audience, it will be so much fun. The whole world knows Yes.

So, if you can't control it, then just leave it alone.

The stage was still going on, Cao Fangfang didn't take advantage of it and was directly KO'd, Liang Zhitong next to him quickly changed the subject and laughed.

"Hehe, Mr. Ling's knowledge is really great. By the way, Mr. Ling, I heard that you have specially set up a lot of couplets on the first floor of the world. It seems that you like it very much. Coincidentally, I like it too. How about Let’s talk about the couplets for the audience today.”

The so-called couplets are actually the couplets pasted on the couplets. Because the upper sentence is opposite to the lower sentence, they are also called "door couplets" and "couplets".

For example: the last sentence is "the wind blows the sky and the moon", and the next sentence is "the rain washes the pine on the mountain".

Maybe he was afraid that Ling Yun would not agree, so Liang Zhitong spoke first without waiting for Ling Yun to express his opinion.

"I just saw an interesting couplet recently. The first couplet is: [-], and the second couplet is [-]. It's a pity that such a good couplet doesn't have a horizontal batch. , or Mr. Ling, you can help the big guy to explain, what is the mystery of this couplet? How should you write the horizontal comment?"

In the live broadcast room at the moment...

"Hahaha, that's so cool. Look at this old hag, Cao Fangfang, her face is turning green. How can such an idiot be a screenwriter?"

"Boss Ling is too good. He really knows astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom!"

"This Liang Zhitong is talking about couplets? Two three four five? Six seven eight nine?"

"This couplet seems to be engraved on the beams and pillars at the entrance of Tanxiang Temple. I seem to have seen an expert analyze it last time. Anyway, it is indeed very powerful."

"What should Mr. Ling do if he can't answer?"

……

At this moment, Ling Yun on the stage just smiled slightly after listening, and then sneered.

"I didn't expect Liang Sang to know such a simple couplet. If that's the case, then I'll talk to you carefully. You must listen carefully."

dong dong dong...

The fat man in the audience began to knock on the washbasin vigorously again, Liang Zhitong's face turned pale with anger, but he still had to put on an expression of not being ashamed to ask, and respectfully said please.

(End of this chapter)