Chapter 589
I heard Ling Yun speak.

"The upper couplet is two, three, four, five, the second is six, seven, eighty-nine. This is a hidden word couplet. The upper couplet is missing one, and the lower couplet is less than ten, so the horizontal batch is naturally short of food and clothing! When children in the first grade of elementary school play crossword puzzles, they often have If you don’t know this question, you can ask your children after work.”

"It turns out that I was taught."

Liang Zhitong nodded with a smile, and at the same time gave Cao Fangfang a look.

Cao Fangfang interjected with a sneer.

"Mr. Ling, I also have a couplet on my side. I saw it when I was traveling in Huangshan. The couplet is: Huangshan larch leaves fall yellow..."

Before Cao Fangfang finished speaking, Ling Yun was happy.

"Hehe, if Cao Sang is really a screenwriter and writer, then he should be very familiar with this palindrome couplet. It's simpler than Liang Sang's couplet. The first couplet is: Huangshan larch leaves fall yellow, and the second couplet is right: Shanxi Luoyue Lingyue Falling to the west!"

Cao Fangfang was about to speak, but Ling Yun sneered again.

"Is one enough? Not enough. I will tell you a few more, so that you can learn about it. Later, you can show off in other Japanese programs. The next couplet is: Hongshanxiang with red leaves and fallen leaves in Xiangshan! People have lived in the Great Buddha Temple Buddha Bigger than..."

Ling Yun said more than ten couplets in one breath, and Cao Fangfang was dumbfounded...

Not only was she stupid, but the fat man in the audience was also stupid. It took a long time to remember her mission, and immediately started beating enthusiastically.

But she was really not reconciled to admitting defeat like this. Just as she was about to speak, Liang Zhitong couldn't help it.

"Shanglian: The mountains, rivers and rivers are beautiful everywhere!"

"It's simple, this is a couplet. Remember it, my next couplet is: I'm curious when it's sunny or rainy!"

Liang Zhitong shook his head.

"No, no, my Shanglian is not just a double-character couplet, but also a reverse couplet. You can also read it from the back. Xiuxiu is full of water and mountains!"

Ling Yun smiled.

"Mine is fine too, Qiqi is good at all times, rain or shine!"

Liang Zhitong gritted his teeth.

"My Shanglian...is still stepping on the flower grid, which can be repeated repeatedly. The water is bright, the mountains are beautiful, and the water and mountains are beautiful everywhere!"

As a result, Ling Yun still sneered.

"What a coincidence, mine is fine too. When it's sunny, it's good, when it's raining, it's odd, and when it's raining, it's always curious!"

Liang Zhitong was really angry with the cerebral thrombosis of ten years, but before it was over, Ling Yun said again.

"This couplet was created when I was the host of Qinxi Provincial Radio Station in the early years, and participated in the competition in the station. I didn't expect Liang Sang to be a fan of mine, and I remembered it so clearly. Would you like me to write it out later and frame it when you go back?" Get up and hang on the wall? By the way, my calligraphy is actually very good..."

puff!
Liang Zhitong spurted out a mouthful of old blood, stood up and pointed at Ling Yun as if he wanted to say something, but before he opened his mouth, he fell back and directly GG...

The host hurriedly asked the staff to help, but the fat man knocked again...

dong dong dong...

dong dong dong...

Just like the Chinese New Year, it's quite rhythmic...

The live broadcast room was full of ridicule at the moment.

"Fuck me, Boss Ling is so domineering, he just said he vomited blood..."

"Does this count as eliminating harm for the people? Hahaha..."

"I'm so mad at you, you deserve it!"

……

After Liang Sang was carried down, Ling Yun really didn't expect that the Japanese were still not convinced and let Cao Sang and Zhou Sang continue.

"The first couplet is: One mouthful can swallow water from two springs, three rivers, four seas and five lakes!"

Cao Fangfang gritted her teeth and said a riddle couplet. This is very difficult. If you are right, you must guess the answer, and then come up with the next couplet based on the answer, and your second couplet must also be the answer!

During this period, the couplets were basically mediocre, and the antithesis had to meet the requirements.

Just like this one mouthful can swallow water from two springs, three rivers, four seas and five lakes!The answer is the hot water bottle, so we have to make a couplet based on the hot water bottle, and the confrontation must be neat.

She thought that she would be able to stop Ling Yun, but she didn't expect that Ling Yun just pondered for a moment, and immediately answered like a liar.

"Dare to enter thousands of households of the ten directions!"

……

Afterwards, the two fought back and forth, and the couplets became longer and more difficult.

"One year old and two springs double August, the world has two springs and autumns!"

"Sixty-year-old sixties will come back on Sunday, and the world will meet Jiazi again!"

……

"Five hundred miles of Dianchi Lake, rushing to the bottom of the eye. Wearing the shore cape, the joy is vast and the sky is boundless! Look: the gods are flying in the east, the spirit instrument in the west, the snakes in the north, and the plains in the south. Talented people, why not choose to win Climb to Luozhou, Xieyu Island, comb and wrap around the wind and mist; change the sky and reeds, embellished with green feathers and red clouds. Don't let it down: surrounded by fragrant rice, ten thousand hectares of clear sand, nine summer hibiscus, and three spring willows."

"Thousands of years of the past, poured into the heart. Lingxu wine, who is the hero? Think: Han Xi building boats, Tang Biao iron pillars, Song wielding a jade axe, Yuan Kua leather bags. Great achievements, exhausted efforts to move mountains , all the pearl curtains and painted buildings, the scrolls are not as good as the evening rain and the morning clouds, and the broken steles are all paid to the smoke. Only a few sparse bells, half a river fishing fire, two lines of autumn geese, and a pillow of clear frost."

……

Under the competition of various couplets, Ling Yun basically made the couplet, but Cao Sang was getting more and more helpless. At the end, the host couldn't take it anymore, and frowned at Cao Sang, muttering to himself, If you can't do it, just withdraw, don't occupy the latrine and don't shit.

So, when there was a gap, he immediately interrupted the two of them.

"Hehe, okay, we have limited time. It can be seen that Mr. Ling Yun has infinite talent in his belly. He can answer so many couplets fluently. Then this round will be considered a draw. Let's..."

"No, I don't agree!"

The host was kind of a chicken thief, he was supposed to lose, but he said it was a draw, but Ling Yun naturally refused.

"It was Cao Sang and Zhou Sang who kept asking me just now. I haven't asked them yet. Aren't we having a cultural exchange tonight? They can't be the only ones asking me questions..."

After a pause, Ling Yun spoke to Cao Sang with a charming smile.

"Hehe, don't be nervous. I'll just ask one question. If Cao Sang wants to answer it, I will lose this game. Not only will I admit defeat, but I will kneel down and apologize to you. Of course, if you lose, you will naturally kneel down to me."

Whoa!
With this sentence, the audience exploded!

Studio……

"Boss Ling is too arrogant, but I like it, hahaha..."

"Damn it... this is a bit of a gamble, what if I lose?"

"That's right, if we lose, then Mr. Ling will be humiliated in front of the whole world..."

"Boss Ling is still too impulsive, but he is probably angry."

……

Cao Fangfang didn't want to agree at first, but before she could speak, Yamaki Kenjiro's order came from the earphone.

"Don't worry, let him ask a question, we will help you discuss the answer in the background, this time, Ling Yun will lose!!!"

Hearing this, Cao Fangfang regained her confidence, nodded and said with a smile.

"Okay, it happens to be time to study with Mr. Ling, you can start..."

"Then you must be ready!"

(End of this chapter)

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