Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 118 It's a friendly army, let's bury it

This is a competition. It took five or six hours for each pair of actors to spend ten to twenty minutes.

The organizing committee of the competition only thought about how to shorten the time, not to mention returning to China and Canada.

Besides, the host of this competition is a well-known mouthpiece of CCTV, so it's impossible to ask someone to do the tidying up.

All kinds of factors superimposed, and the one who finally cleaned up the table became the actor who made me laugh.

Of course, not every pair of supporters will clean up.

Anyway, when Lin Qingfeng was watching in the background, only two of the first six pairs cleared the table.

In fact, the inheritance of cross talk has been almost broken by them.

Yu Qian cleaned up the table, in fact, to send a signal to the audience.

Allow them to slowly stop the applause and cheers to calm down their excitement.

Get ready for the biggest fun of the night.

Sure enough, when everyone gradually calmed down, Qingfeng Lin spoke:

"Everyone is very enthusiastic. This applause is not like my own hands."

"Cross talk actor Lin Qingfeng, together with his partner Yu Qian, bowed to everyone."

After finishing speaking, the two bowed again.

Yu Qian said: "It's all your praise."

Lin Qingfeng smiled, and after introducing himself and Yu Qian, he began to dig holes for the pair in front.

"The two who went down just now, actors from the Music Association, talked about a new traditional cross talk, "Kowa House."

Seeing his smiling face, Yu Qian knew that Lin Qingfeng was holding back the water, so he cooperated and said, "What is it called, new traditional cross talk?"

"Because of the traditional cross talk "Boast House", I can also say it." Lin Qingfeng said leisurely, but added a heavy thunder, "But what I know is completely different from his."

This is actually a hanging.

Originally, the entry into life of "Kowa House" shouldn't be like this.

But it just happened to be so small, the two "Boast Houses" came together, if Lin Qingfeng didn't take advantage of it, he wouldn't be him at all.

But if it continues like this, it will not be able to make a living, and it will easily bore the audience.

At this time, the fanfare played an important role.

Yu Qian pointed at him angrily: "You tell me the words!"

Pian Lin Qingfeng didn't take this issue, and continued:
"Don't talk about me, my brother Qian'er will also praise the house, after all, he has been talking about cross talk for a long time."

This is a successful link between the past and the next.

Not only did it continue to step on the two feet of the music association with the help of the above, but it also introduced the official entry of "Kua Residence".

Yu Qian breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "It's only been ten years."

Lin Qingfeng is also serious: "Everyone, you don't know that Brother Qian'er's family didn't talk about cross talk in the previous generation, and the family is rich!"

Yu Qian hurriedly waved his hands: "We can't talk about being rich."

Lin Qingfeng followed him and said: "You can't hide it from me. Forty miles away from BJ, there is a man named Tongzhou, isn't it your hometown? When you go to Tongzhou to inquire, Yu Wanwan is your father. This is a millionaire .”

"You have an uncle named Yu Qianqing, who owns thousands of acres of fertile land."

"There is also an uncle who trades in the middle of the city."

After Lin Qingfeng said this, the audience immediately had an idea of ​​the wealth of the family he described.

And Lin Qingfeng's words on the stage didn't end:
"Your father, the three brothers, you are the only one in front of you, that is like a jewel like a treasure, and the three brothers regard you as the eyeball!"

This is a good word, Yu Qian nodded: "It's true."

Immediately afterwards, Lin Qingfeng revealed the truth:

"The three brothers only have one eyeball."

Yu Qian became anxious now: "Two blind men, one with one eye, this is it!"

This is to spit out the audience's complaints, so that they have a feeling that I just want to say this, and then they burst into laughter.

While being amused, the audience couldn't help discussing with the people next to them:

"I've watched seven shows, but this is the first one that makes me feel so funny."

"No, I'm almost falling asleep, and I'm full of energy now."

"That's right, brother, just now I saw a group of people yelling when this person came out, and I was wondering where the little fresh meat came from. I didn't expect to be so capable!"

After hearing this, someone in the front seat couldn't help joining the conversation.

But his eyes were still reluctant to leave the stage, and he said without looking back:
"Hey, don't you guys usually listen to cross talk very much, Lin Qingfeng, Boss Lin, this is quite a role."

"You all don't know, it's hard to get a ticket for this guy who talks about cross talk in Qingyun Drama Club on weekdays, and I just followed the ticket sales link half a month in advance to grab the tickets."

If it weren't for the brilliant talk on stage, this die-hard fan of Lin Qingfeng might have pulled out his mobile phone and showed people the videos of Lin Qingfeng's performances on the spot.

The discussion in the audience was heated, and the performance on the stage continued.

Lin Qingfeng has already begun to recite the first passage of this job:

"At that time, your family could be called a thousand hectares of fertile land, with forests of trees, warehouses of rice and flour, stacks of coal, coins of gold and silver, knives of bills, piles of cash, groups of mules and horses, fences of chickens and ducks, ponds of fish and shrimp, and sets of brocade clothes. , colorful satin into boxes, hairpin rings into pairs, good things into bags, gourmet products into finished products, sisters-in-law into hatred, brothers into enemies."

Yu Qian looked frightened: "Everyone is fighting? It's brothers and beauty!"

Lin Qingfeng ignored him with an expression that I don't care about you:

"In the Ming Dynasty, there was Shen Wansan, who was known as the God of Wealth. Compared with you, he was almost worse. How else could your family live in such a spacious house?"

Yu Qian made a sign of interest: "Tell me?"

Lin Qingfeng started the second passage:
"There is a locust tree at the entrance of your house. It is really an ancient locust tree standing tall and full of shade. The gate is magnificent, with a golden plaque hanging high, and it looks like an official. There are high-rise buildings in the front and small courtyards in the back. It is resplendent and magnificent. There are thousands of households, with dragons on the left and phoenixes on the right, and a second bridge is built horizontally to communicate with each other, to practice the water army, and to conquer the south."

Some viewers in front of the TV noticed something was wrong when they heard it.

The sentence "This doesn't sound like a residence, it looks like a military camp. Are you still practicing navy?" Before finishing the first half of the sentence, Yu Qian asked suspiciously: "This is our home?"

Sure enough, Lin Qing said calmly, "This is the Tongque Terrace of Cao Cao's big banquet in the Three Kingdoms."

Yu Qian became anxious: "What's the matter with you? Didn't you mean our family?"

Lin Qingfeng didn't panic at all: "Yes, Tongque Terrace is not as high as your seat!"

After such a short time, the leader finished typing and sent the words.

Then I saw someone on the barrage saying:
"Good guy, I listened to the cross talk and reviewed the history."

"Cross talk is really educational. We all misunderstood the music association. They really worked hard (manual dog head)..."

"The one in front of the trough! I can't take back my 80-meter sword..."

"Come on, bring my mother's Italian... pasta to the friendly army to taste."

"It's too late, it's already killed, it's a friendly army, let's have a proper burial!"

(End of this chapter)