Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 119 Pretending to be Dead
Amidst the audience's discussion, Lin Qingfeng showed three more passages, but they were not about Yu Qian's family.

They are about Qin Shihuang's Afang Palace, Zhuge Liang's secluded Wollongong, and the Grand View Garden in "A Dream of Red Mansions".

This made the discussion on the Internet even more explosive.

Especially after someone used his ability as a subtitle group to quickly sort out Lin Qingfeng's passages.

Some people even began to question the so-called "traditional cross talk is dross and should be removed" by the Music Association.

You must know that "A Fang Gong Fu" and "Lin Daiyu's First Entry to Jia's Mansion" appeared in textbooks.

"A Fang Gong Fu" is still a text that needs to be recited in full.

Not to mention the story of Zhuge Liang living in seclusion in Wollongong and Liu Bei visiting the thatched cottage three times.

If it is said that such neat and eloquent texts are called dross, then I am afraid that both history books and language books should be discarded.

Everyone in the music association, one by one, posted on Weibo, and saw the overwhelming Aite.

In the past, this was a heat that no one could have imagined.

But at this moment, they can only pretend to be dead and dare not make any response.

The "artists" who used to be high above all felt that their faces were swollen at this moment.

However, there was nothing they could do about this guy who slapped him in the face.

The audience was already so shocked, not to mention the group of comedians backstage.

These people were able to stand out from a group of people and enter this competition. Needless to say, they all had a little arrogance.

Especially the pair of No. [-] actors who first talked about "Boast House".

When the host announced that Lin Qingfeng also said "Praise the House", the two of them stood in front of the TV, waiting to stare at Lin Qingfeng and catch his mistakes.

In detail, these two actors are actually lucky.

His master, who is a fan, has a bit of inheritance, and he still has a fragmented copy of "The Residence of Kua", but only the last three passages describing the family of the fan are recorded.

The two studied it for three days and found that the passage was too long and difficult to memorize, so they simply discarded it.

They only borrowed the name "Kowa Residence", and innovatively adapted it into what they performed on stage.

It was precisely because of the difficulty of getting "The House of Praise" that they both waited for Lin Qingfeng to make a fool of himself.

But he was swaying freely on the stage, reciting paragraphs of paragraphs, obviously a long string of obscure words, but what he said was exceptionally fluent, making people especially fond of listening.

They both turned pale.

Especially at this moment, there are still people who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, so ask him:
"Brother Bai, why is it different from the "Boast House" you mentioned just now? Is it your fault or his fault?"

The teaser surnamed Bai had exactly the same expression as his surname, and he didn't pay any attention to that person at all.

Don't wait for Lin Qingfeng's last three passages to come out.

He went straight to the corner and squatted down.

While still muttering: "It's over, it's over, it's over..."

What happened in the background did not affect Lin Qingfeng and Yu Qian who were still on stage.

After some gags, this part of the work finally entered the point.

But this "Kowa House" is a heavy job, and most of them are in charge of funny people.

Even if Yu Qian was sweating, he could only hope that Lin Qingfeng would not make a mistake.

That is to say, he didn't know what Yu Qian was thinking. If he knew, Lin Qingfeng would just laugh it off.

After all, not to mention his own basic skills are quite stable.

He also has a system that says level 99.

That's simply, I don't even have the chance to talk about it.

Lin Qingfeng first talked about the appearance of Yu Qian's house:

"...Xia Jingtian is the curtain of Misu, and the damper at the entrance of Tianzikou in Dongjing. Looking inside, it is really an open-air machine, and there is something special about it."

The last sentence is to leave Yu Qian with a topic, so that he can answer the conversation:

"Tell me about the furnishings in the nest."

Good guy, this is too nervous, Yu Qian's mouth is full.

Fortunately, Lin Qingfeng reacted quickly, making a funny face:

"What's called a nest, that's called a house!"

Yu Qian also said: "Yes, it's in the room, good guy, I almost turned into a rabbit because of your mouth."

After such a back and forth, what was originally a slip of the tongue has become a small burden that seems to have been carefully designed.

The audience burst into laughter.

The faces of the actors were solemn, and they felt that while inheriting the traditional cross talk, these two people really added a lot of new burdens to it as they said.

No one realizes that this is actually a mouthful.

This paragraph follows the previous paragraph:

"There is an eight-foot table facing you, on which there are kiln vases and pots, and in front of the table: a hardwood Eight Immortals table, and a pear chair on one side....a full-length mirror is one foot two, several tables are one foot two, and one is more than five feet high. Music boxes, coral bonsai, tourmaline wine pottery, wind-polished copper bells, emerald jade jasmine, there are desk clocks, wall clocks, quarter clocks, child watches, pair watches, cold and heat watches..."

It is also necessary to undertake the following.

Yu Qian said: "Is there just such a classification of watches?"

Lin Qingfeng answered: "No, but that's nothing. Your father has the most watches. When it comes to wearing watches, no one can pay more attention to your father."

Yu Qian said happily, "That's right, my dad is a fastidious person."

This is actually a popular word on the Internet.

It should be said that the Spring Festival Gala also uses online vocabulary every year, trying to narrow the distance with the masses.

But it happens to be complained every year.

But Yu Qian's use of it like this makes people laugh.

Even the stalk of "paying attention to people" has become popular again.

Lin Qingfeng began the last passage amidst the knowing smiles of the audience:
"Your father wears a watch and wears a purse from the left: you should wear Longines, European and American cafes, Elgin, buried ones, gold cases, silver cases, copper cases, iron cases, Gold three-needle, silver three-needle, Uliwen, Hengdeli, human-headed dog, handle winding, double clips, single clip, Youwei, Liwei, Bowei, Bodi, with a handle in the left hand and a music box in the right. A big clock on top of your head, and a small alarm watch in your pocket. Before walking down the aisle, it jingled chaotically."

Yu Qian was a bit puzzled: "Is this my father's watch?"

Lin Qingfeng showed a smirk: "This is the watch shop moving."

Yu Qian snorted and uttered the classic line: "Fuck you."

The two bowed again, and amidst the cheers and applause of the audience, they bowed and stepped off the stage.

When he walked out of the gate, Lin Qingfeng noticed that the two people in the waiting room were unfamiliar faces.

The meaning of the new face is that these two have not followed the Dongfeng of the Song Association to besiege the Qingyun Club.

Why did Lin Qingfeng recognize this?

It's all thanks to the vanity of those members of the Music Association, everyone likes to post photos on Weibo.

There are no faces of these two.

Sure enough, the host announced: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Buying a House", performed by Yang Qizhi and Ren Jun."

(End of this chapter)