Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 131 It's Time to Eat
Lin Qingfeng and Yu Qian did not know about the interaction between Ren Jun and Yang Qizhi in the background.

They have already stepped onto the stage together after the host's announcement.

As always, the first thing the two did after they stepped onto the stage and stood still was to bow deeply to the audience.

The applause this time caused was bigger and louder than any other time tonight.

Even many people in front of the TV who had already been drowsy from waiting were shocked by this movement.

Then I saw a familiar figure on the TV screen.

Each of them started posting on Weibo.

"Here it comes! Brothers! After waiting all night, it's finally here!"

"I finally waited for you, but fortunately I didn't give up!"

"Waiting until I almost fell asleep, what kind of devil is that suddenly singing upstairs!"

"Pull it down, the singing is already pretty good. My dad has been saying 'hurry up, I'll wait until the flowers are gone' at home all night."

The discussion of the program reached a small climax for a while.

Lin Qingfeng adjusted the angle of the microphone:
"Okay, okay. Thank you for your applause."

Yu Qian hurriedly gave him a hand:
"What do you mean, what do you mean by applause for you alone?"

After a burst of laughter, some people laughed and applauded, but the number was small and sparse.

Lin Qingfeng spread his hands:
"This applause is for you."

The knowledgeable people in the audience began to "call".

The scene that had been made tepid by the previous pair suddenly became lively.

Now, Lin Qingfeng began to formally introduce himself.

Also because the competition was regular, Lin Qingfeng was quite well-behaved when he introduced himself, and he didn't make too much burden.

Immediately after that is the official entry into life.

"It's good that there are so many people here. It's good to listen to cross talk more if you have nothing to do. Be happy!"

Yu Qian praised him:
"Hey, just have fun."

Lin Qingfeng continued:
"There is nothing sad, the sky is falling, and Wu Dalang is holding it up."

Yu Qian glared at him:
"Then everyone don't live."

The audience was laughing and laughing.

Online viewers also involuntarily tweeted their support:

"I just like Lin Qingfeng, that's great! I just want to have fun listening to cross talk, who wants to be educated!"

"That's right, who would have thought that Lin Qingfeng would be the last pair, I feel like I just listened to the education class for four hours today, and I'm speechless."

"Haha, luckily I'm smart, I tune back every 10 minutes to take a look, if it's not the two of them, I'll run away."

On stage, Qingfeng Lin had already changed the subject:

"Last time we said that Brother Qian'er and his husband and wife both know how to draw."

"Besides, Zhao Ji's Ma Daisong's cow, a fox like his sister-in-law, and a bastard like Brother Qian'er. The best in the world."

Yu Qian was so angry that he fell backwards:

"I haven't heard of it, did you mention it together?"

Lin Qingfeng went on to say:
"But this is because the family has this condition, Brother Qian'er, his fathers..."

Before he finished speaking, Yu Qian interrupted:
"Where are you, where are you!"

"Father is only one!"

Lin Qingfeng looked dazed: "I'm not complimenting you, you look rich."

Yu Qian was so angry: "I'm taking advantage of my father when I look rich? What does it matter?"

The audience burst into laughter:

"This Lin Qingfeng is so talented, my stomach hurts from laughing."

"It's so funny, boasting about others' fathers."

"No, it's a burden, you can't think about it, the more you think about it, the happier it is!"

Lin Qingfeng began to introduce Yu Qian's father solemnly:

"Brother Qian'er's father, old pedant, with a beard, looks like a learned man. Heh!"

The last modal particle is Lin Qingfeng's imitation of the old man stroking his beard.

It's just that his movement was too exaggerated, and he stroked straight to the ground.

Yu Qian retorted coolly: "What's the matter with the mop? A mop rests on your chin."

Lin Qingfeng looked back at him:
"Walking around the house dragged the floor by the way."

This look is so serious that Yu Qian almost laughed:

"Well, I haven't heard of it."

Lin Qingfeng went on to say:
"Everyone knows that I have a good relationship with Brother Qian'er, and we grew up together since we were young."

Yu Qian nodded:

"Yes, BJ calls it Fa Xiao."

Lin Qingfeng continued:
"That's because we have lived together since we were young, and we are neighbors."

"That old man, I and his father, we are good friends, and my relationship with their old man is the relationship between father and son."

Yu Qian hurriedly stretched out his hand to grab him:
"Who is the father and who is the son, my good fellow, it's so vague."

Lin Qingfeng said generously: "Let him choose first!"

Yu Qian said: "There is no choice."

Lin Qingfeng was sweating, and took the handkerchief on the table to wipe off the sweat:

"If he comes, I will do the rest, and if he doesn't want to come, I will come."

Yu Qian patted him:

"No, he is an elder."

The audience couldn't help complaining:
"Laughing, I take you as my partner, and you want to be my father."

"It's not dad, it's dad's dad called grandpa."

"Upstairs is the one in front who sings? Everyone is on Weibo. Why can you always post voices?"

In short, under Lin Qingfeng's nonsense and Yu Qian's desperate defense.

The topic of who is the father and who is the son has come to an end.

Lin Qingfeng continued to live:
"It's a good relationship, so that day the uncle said to take me out to play, and let us go to the whole world to play."

Yu Qian added an explanation to him: "Travel around the world."

Guo Degang imitated Yu Qian's father and waved his hand:

"Anywhere, east, west, north, south, four directions, let's go to one place for a year."

"Let's go east first, everything in the east is fun, let's go, let's go to Tongxian, Tongxian to Yanjiao, turn to Sanhe, hit Sanhe to Yanjiao, Yanjiao to Tongxian. Tongxian to Yanjiao, Yanjiao to Sanhe, Sanhe Yanjiao..."

Yu Qian faced the audience and complained:

"See, this guy is not good at geography, he keeps wandering around in one place."

Lin Qingfeng gave him a blank look: "Go, the car is out of gas, come back and refuel."

"In those days, the old man took advantage of the car."

Yu Qian doubtfully said: Really?

Lin Qingfeng continued:
"The car was driving, it was noon, and there happened to be a snack bar by the roadside."

Yu Qian said, "Oh, it's time to eat."

Lin Qingfeng nodded:
"Push the door open and take a look. It's a small businessman. It's not big. There are four tables. The manager is sitting there, smoking a cigarette,"

Lin Qingfeng raised two fingers in front of his mouth to make a cigarette, imitating the manager's tone of voice:

"Huo, are you two here? Sit down, sit down! Dude, pour a bowl of hot water. Come out to play in such heavy rain?"

Without pausing, he immediately switched to the tone of the old man:

"The old man was happy, 'You don't know, I haven't been to Sanhe County, come out for a stroll.'"

Yu Qian said: "I have told others the truth."

Lin Qingfeng said: "Sit there and ask for the menu."

"How can there be a menu in that small shop? Your father is used to going to western restaurants."

"The manager said: 'This small place, stewed cakes, stewed cakes, buns, noodle soup. What do you think you eat?'"

(End of this chapter)