Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 132 Hot search is my home

Lin Qingfeng imitated the manager's Sanhe County accent and spoke very authentically, which even made many Sanhe County viewers feel that his words were not up to the standard.

This is the ability of cross talk actors.

Dialects are in cross talk, but they are classified in learning.

Not to mention that it is required to learn to be vivid, and there is such a thing as cross talk.

Pour mouth means that when cross talk actors perform, they don't use Mandarin, but dialects.

Common spout.There are traditional jokes such as "Tongue Twister", "Looking for the Hall", "Laying Movies" and so on.

Lin Qingfeng knows all of these.

Another one is the help of the system.

Let him be extra clinker when learning this skill.

On the stage, Lin Qingfeng had already introduced the environment of the shop, and the two boys in the corner pushing a big basket and shaking glutinous rice balls.

This matter also sparked a discussion.

It's nothing else.

Mainly the difference between North and South.

There are two names for glutinous rice balls, one is called glutinous rice balls, and the other is called yuanxiao.

It is produced differently in the north and south.

The ones in the south are wrapped, so you can add stuffing to them.

What black sesame stuffing, bean paste stuffing.

There are even meat dumplings in some places.

The glutinous rice balls in the north are shaken out like this, and they are all solid.

Of course, even if it is the glutinous rice balls that are shaken out of the north.

Nowadays, most of them are glutinous rice balls shaken by machines.

In some supermarkets in small northern towns, every tenth day of the first lunar month, a machine will be set up to shake glutinous rice balls on the spot.

They are all shaken and sold now, in bulk, and weighed by the catty.

This kind of shaking glutinous rice balls with a bamboo basket probably only appeared in the memory of the older generation.

Lin Qingfeng continued on the stage, imitating the old man's speech:

"Ah, how did you sell your white briquettes?"

Yu Qian complained:

"White briquettes? That's called Yuanxiao!"

Lin Qingfeng continued to imitate the accent of Sanhe County, this time the voice was a little younger:
"The guy also said, 'That's Lantern Festival, sir'."

Changed into an old voice again:

"Oh, okay, it's interesting, come, come here."

"Called me over. 'This is the legendary Lantern Festival, do you know?'"

Yu Qian also backed down, imitating the boy's tone:
"Huh? Haven't even seen Yuanxiao?"

It seemed as if he was really shocked by this ignorant couple.

But what he didn't expect was that there were even more ignorant people.

Lin Qingfeng imitated the old man:
"How do you sell this thing? Just eat it like this?"

Yu Qian turned pale with shock: "Eat it raw?!"

Lin Qingfeng continued to learn from the old man:
"Give me a vinegar saucer?"

Yu Qian was amused: "Is that dipped in vinegar? There's nothing like that."

Lin Qingfeng looked at Yu Qianle:
"The shopkeeper sat there and laughed, 'Master, you are really kidding, you can drive a car. Have you ever seen this? We made it ourselves. The stuffing is good, and the noodles are good. Would you like to try it?'"

"His dad said, 'Is it expensive?'"

Lin Qingfeng continued to learn Sanhe dialect:
"Look, how much you eat is because you think highly of us."

Yu Qian gave a thumbs up: "You can really talk."

"Try before you buy!"

Immediately afterwards, Lin Qingfeng switched from Sanhe dialect to the elderly mode:
"Okay! Have fun! You can talk! Taste before you buy, taste his basket first!"

Yu Qian said: "Hey, the appetite is really big!"

The audience couldn't be happier.

Someone on the Internet couldn't help but speak:

"I laughed so hard, is this true or false?"

"I've started urgently looking up on Baidu what Yu Qian's father's name is."

"You in front are not alone, but I can't find out anything."

If you can't find it out, that's right.

This was all made up by Lin Qingfeng.

But Lin Qingfeng and Yu Qian on the stage didn't know.

The self-media who have already paid attention to this game vowed to release it after recording a short section.

One name is more alarmist than the other.

"Shock!Yu Qian's father actually..."

"Two or three things that Lin Qingfeng and Yu Qian's father have to say..."

There is also a series of articles with no video but text.

They didn't mention that it was a cross talk at all, they just recorded what Lin Qingfeng used on stage and published it.

It made many people believe it was true.

It also caused quite a bit of trouble.

But this is all for the rest.

On the stage, Lin Qingfeng finished talking about the two of them eating a bowl of five glutinous rice balls each given by the store.

Continue to learn from the old man:
"Shopkeeper, can I have some more?"

Yu Qian: "Okay, let's try it!"

Lin Qingfeng:
"The shopkeeper said, 'It's almost done, who are we going to sell to?'"

Learn from the old man again:
"Oh, yes, do you need money for this?"

"for free."

"Oh? Does the soup need money?"

Yu Qian said: "This is the idea of ​​putting soup on it."

Lin Qingfeng said:

"The shopkeeper said that the soup doesn't cost money."

"Then a bowl of soup."

Yu Qian saw the stitches in every stitch: slippery.

Lin Qingfeng continued:
"'Let me have a bowl of soup'. The big bowl is here, the paste is like almond catechu. I saw that it was good, and said, 'Boss, I also want a bowl of soup.'"

This time, it caused an uproar.

nothing else.

The main reason is that although Lin Qingfeng has shown a lot of skills.

This includes switching between old gentleman voices and young voices at any time and even pours.

But this was the first time he had imitated children.

The crisp voice of a ten-year-old boy.

This voice came out, it was simply shocking.

Close your eyes and listen, no one will suspect that there is not a little boy in front of you.

But when he opened his eyes, he saw a handsome guy on the stage.

How can you justify this thing?

Everyone is amazed that Treasure Boy can find new surprises at any time.

Even after a hot search on Weibo, one popped up: "Lin Qingfeng, I don't know how many surprises you have."

And the heat is rising steadily.

Click on it, and you will see that it is Lin Qingfeng's skills that everyone has sorted out.

From cross talk to Taiping lyrics to the various operas learned in the Jiuyi Trouble in Court, to the unfinished "Journey to the East", all kinds of dialects.

Discussions and readings are on the rise.

It made a lot of little fresh meats who just released their new albums or magazine covers gnash their teeth.

One by one, the old nose money was spent on hot searches, but all the popularity was robbed.

Some people have not spent a dime.

In the end, I can only admit it.

Who told them not to find out before spending the money that today is the live broadcast of the cross talk competition.

The saddest of them is probably the king of leather pants who just announced that he is going to hold a concert.

This is the second time that Qingfeng Lin has grabbed the headlines for him.

The king of leather pants makes trouble every time, and every time something hits the headlines, it is ridiculed by netizens again.

But unlike what everyone imagined, he was not sure how to think about killing Lin Qingfeng.

This one is staring at the TV screen, quacking.

That's right, this one is also watching the live broadcast of the match between Lin Qingfeng and Yu Qian.

(End of this chapter)