Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 27 Learning Radio II
The audience in the audience applauded and applauded again!
There was thunderous noise in the audience, and everyone's eyes widened, waiting for Lin Qingfeng's performance!

After all, all we can know now is that he can sing ditties and some lost lyrics of Taiping.

Who knows what else he could do!

On the stage, Lin Qingfeng said:
"Then what am I going to do?"

"How about I perform a dinner?"

"I'm so excited to eat!"

Zhang Yunshun said with a smile:

"That's good, I'm a cook, and you're an idiot!"

"You have to perform a basic skill!"

"Otherwise, you should learn something!"

"I'll think about it."

After saying this sentence, the audience below didn't react much, but many crosstalk actors who were watching the live broadcast leaked sneers.

Knew it would be like this!

What's the use of what I said earlier?

The next thing is to learn the names of two animals, and then talk to them, string them to radio songs, and sing a few paragraphs?
Do you really think that the name of a school radio station is an old cross talk?

There is no difference with us!

Many viewers also feel a little familiar at this time. Looking back on the previous cross talk, they suddenly feel a little dull.

It seems that the next performance is no different from the current cross talk.

That is to say, the few lost things at the beginning are worth watching.

When many viewers are disappointed.

On the stage, Mr. Zhang Yunshun frowned and said:
"Otherwise you learn how to yell!"

The audience in the audience: ? ? ? ? ?

Audience watching the live broadcast: ? ? ? ? ?
Companion comedian: ? ? ? ? ?
Why doesn't this play out according to the routine?

Why do you still learn to yell?

What is there to learn from shouting?

Zhang Yunshun continued:
"You don't need to learn more, just learn how to sell thirteen incense."

Off the stage and off the stage, all the audience were at a loss.

Thirteen incense still shouting?
Lin Qingfeng pointed at Zhang Yunshun and said:

"You also said that you are not a cook!"

"Look at what you let me learn!"

Zhang Yunshun had a good time:
"I didn't let you learn how to sell cloth, so I made you cheap!"

"Hurry up!"

Lin Qingfeng said to the audience in the audience:
"Everyone here should have a little impression."

"In old age, there was no better means of publicity. It was all about shouting when you went out to sell goods."

"Even now, everyone should still have an impression of the shouts of two yuan in the audience."

"But the yelling back then was not that simple!"

"The yelling back then had to be sung with an accent. You can tell what the thing you bought is good and how good it is!"

"In this way, we can come in and have a look and ask for a price."

"I'll show you guys a show!"

Lin Qingfeng raised his throat slightly, and everyone in the integration venue waited quietly.

One mouth, is a top-notch voice!

"Small paper, square and square, Cai Lun made paper in the Eastern Han Dynasty."

"Nanjing used it to wrap silk and satin, and BJ used it to wrap articles. This paper fell into my hands, and every piece of paper was wrapped with thirteen incense sticks!"

"Summer is hot, winter is cold, and winter and summer are inseparable from the thirteen incense. When relatives and friends come to get together, roll up your sleeves and go to the kitchen. The frying and frying are delicious. The pot of incense of chicken, duck and fish is better than the queen mother's peach feast, and wins." After Laojun Xiandanxiang, the gods from the eight holes came to visit, and only then did I know that my thirteen incense was used, hehe!"

A traditional high-pitched fast singing full of charm.

The audience on the Internet and everyone who watched the live broadcast were shocked speechless!
After the last yell, the audience was silent for a while.

Among the audience, a sentence popped up suddenly:
"Fuck you!"

A shocking curse instantly detonated the laughter and applause of the audience!
This short yell is indeed worth a swearing!
It's amazing!
The audience laughed so hard that they couldn't help but want to turn their heads to see who said it.

The entire theater was filled with joyous laughter!
Even all the viewers who watched the live broadcast cooperated and typed 'fucking awesome' on the public screen.

The audience laughed, and the two people on the stage couldn't help laughing too.

In this paragraph, the two of them didn't intend to make any burdens.

But the occasion of the audience is much stronger than the effect prepared before!

Lin Qingfeng continued:
"It wasn't like there wasn't any radio or anything like that in those days."

"It's just that the advertising fees for the acquisition of the radio station back then were beyond the reach of ordinary small businessmen."

"Think about it, a person who sells ear picks spends [-] yuan in advertisements, and half of his life has been for nothing!"

Zhang Yunshun echoed from the side, "That's right, what kind of money can you make?"

Lin Qingfeng continued:
"Speaking of this radio station, it is actually inseparable from our lives."

"It's like a personal hobby. Some people like to watch TV, and some people like to listen to the radio."

"What kind of semiconductors were they called in the past, chatterboxes."

Zhang Yunshun also nodded and said: "It was said in the early years, but not many people know this name now."

Lin Qingfeng said:
"In the early years, they were all private radio stations, mainly advertising."

"Invite some artists to sing, and sometimes play some old records."

"Of course, those are gone now."

Zhang Yunshun replied: "Well, they all disappeared."

Lin Qingfeng continued to introduce:
"Now, there are radio stations all over the country, and they are all very good."

"There are programs, there are news, there are traffic and factual broadcasts."

"Let's talk about some advertising."

Zhang Yunshun said: "Invisible radio waves."

Lin Qingfeng turned around, and said to Zhang Yunshun in an expectant tone:
"Tell me, if I had a radio station, how much fun I'd have to make for him!"

Zhang Yunshun said: "Do you like radio stations?"

Lin Qingfeng said:

"I like it! I just dreamed that I had a radio station when I was dreaming. That's a good guy."

"Choose a name first! Let's call it Qingyun Drama Club Radio Station!"

Zhang Yunshun: "Oh, the name is Qingyun Club!"

Lin Qingfeng said:

"You are listening to Qingyunshe radio station now."

"FM 73/84 MHz."

Zhang Yunshun answered with a smile: "This radio station is built on the ridge!"

There was a chuckle in the audience, obviously someone understood the stalk.

Lin Qingfeng said:

"What we played just now is our first program, now we are listening to our second program"

Zhang Yunshun: "There are two more programs here?""

Lin Qingfeng: "Please pay attention to the difference between the first set and the second set"

Zhang Yunshun: "Is there any difference?"

Lin Qingfeng: "The first set comes with eggs, the second set doesn't come with eggs!"

Zhang Yunshun: "You went to the radio station to sell pancakes!"

Lin Qingfeng: "Dear listeners and friends, it is our Fan World program that will introduce you to Andy Lau in today's program."

"Zhang Yunshun was born in New Territories, Hong Kong in 1961. He is known as a justice of the peace. He has been in the arts for decades. He has created many works, filmed a hundred movies and many songs are very popular. Especially his song Wangqingshui is popular all over the world!"

The cross talk actors who watched the live broadcast were relieved when they heard Lin Qingfeng's introduction.

It's okay, it seems that there is not much difference from what I thought before, it's just that I put singing in the back.

Although he was relieved, he secretly hated Lin Qingfeng.

It's such a fancy way of saying radio.

How can other people use the previous example to deceive people in the future!

Before he had time to think about it, Qingfeng Lin continued on stage:
"In today's program, we will show you Andy Lau singing Xihe Dagu Wangqingshui!"

Zhang Yunshun looked shocked: "What the hell???"

(End of this chapter)