Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 28

Just after Lin Qingfeng finished speaking, it wasn't just Zhang Yunshun who was surprised.

Even the audience who led the audience and watched the live broadcast were stupid!

Zhang Yunshun's expression on the stage was acted out, but the audience's reaction was real!

Xihe Drum Forget Love Water? ? ?
I don't even know what Xihe Dagu is!
How can it still be paired with Wangqingshui?
If the audience's reaction is one of surprise and curiosity, the cross talk actors are full of aggrieved!
Why didn't he play his cards according to the routine!

Shouldn't cross talk be said according to the words!

Wouldn't it be nice to sing a good song and then step off stage and fool the audience like we did?

On the stage, Zhang Yunshun asked with disbelief on his face: "Xihe Dagu Wangqingshui?"

Lin Qingfeng lifted his skirt, and opened his mouth to sing in a slow opera tone:

"When I was young, I loved chasing dreams"

"I just want to fly forward"

"Thousands of mountains and thousands of rivers, you can't go back all the way."

"Give me a glass of Wangqing water, so that I won't be sad for the rest of my life, hey hey!"

All the audience stared at Lin Qingfeng on the stage dumbfounded.

What kind of brain must this be to think of bringing these two irrelevant things together!

A reply from Zhang Yunshun expressed everyone's aspirations:

"What the hell!"

Lin Qingfeng bowed politely to the audience and said, "Thank you everyone!"

"What was broadcast just now was Xihe Dagu Wangqingshui sung by Andy Lau"

Zhang Yunshun rolled his eyes and said, "I didn't hear it."

Lin Qingfeng didn't disagree, and continued to say to the audience:
"Dear listeners, now is the time for our Pingju Grand View Garden show. Today we invite you the famous Pingju performance artist Mr. Can't hold back"

"Next, please appreciate Mr. Bi for us..."

Zhang Yunshun asked suspiciously: "Mr. Bi?"

Lin Qingfeng immediately rephrased: "Excerpts from Pingju opera sung by Mr. Can't Live"

Turning his head, he shouted back, "Where's the person?"

Then turned around and said apologetically to the audience:
"Sorry, Mr. Bi went to the bathroom"

Zhang Yunshun said with a helpless smile: "Oh yes, your name is just like your own!"

Lin Qingfeng sighed: "Mr. Bi, I really can't hold back!"

"On behalf of the radio station, I wish him every success!"

"Now insert an advertisement!"

Zhang Yunshun said: "Is there still interaction on the radio station?"

Lin Qingfeng said gently: "Please enjoy our commercial, dear listeners, now ask a question: What is the most painful thing in the world?"

Without waiting for everyone to react, Lin Qingfeng then said in an excited voice:

"Okay, that's the correct answer!"

Zhang Yunshun said in shock: "Whoever answers is correct?"

Lin Qingfeng continued:
"It's the most painful when you go to the toilet without toilet paper!"

"That's why our radio station specially chose a frosted card toilet paper for the audience!"

"Welcome all listeners to buy and use!"

"After using it, it is guaranteed to be wiped clean!"

Zhang Yunshun let out a hey, and replied: "It's clean, but it's a waste of hemorrhoids!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

Listen to the burden of this paragraph one after another.It's really addictive to listen to!

Lin Qingfeng said: "Okay, Mr. Bi is back."

Zhang Yunshun urged: "Hurry up and sing when you come back!"

Lin Qingfeng introduced in a tone full of anticipation: "Everyone, please enjoy the Pingju performance sung by Mr. Unbearable—Liu Ling Drunk"

Zhang Yunshun nodded and said, "Good joke!"

Lin Qingfeng opened his mouth and sang:
"Here comes Liu Ling, a man who likes to drink—!"

An octave-high singing voice surprised everyone!
The first feeling in everyone's mind is the same.

The singing is really good!

Among them, some Pingju fans who watched the live broadcast left messages of praise:

"Critics are already good at singing, this voice is enough to be a critics actor!"

"What a wonderful sentence Liu Ling is drunk!"

In the anticipation of many audiences, Lin Qingfeng kicked his hand and said generously:

"Pingju broadcast is over"

Zhang Yunshun said in surprise: "Is that all right, just this sentence!?"

Before the audience could react from the commentary just now, they were immediately amused by this reversal.

The two people on this stage will surprise the audience too much!

Always make a flip in an unexpected place!

Lin Qingfeng said again in a gentle voice: "Please listen to the commercial next."

"Oh? Isn't this Teacher Zhang Yunshun?
Before Zhang Yunshun could speak, Lin Qingfeng said in a very hoarse voice:
"Oh, it's me"

Zhang Yunshun asked with some doubts: "What does this throat smell like?"

Lin Qingfeng asked again in a calm and gentle voice: "What's wrong with your throat?"

Immediately afterwards, he switched back to his hoarse voice and asked himself:

" hemorrhoid"

Zhang Yunshun exclaimed: "Hey! I've never heard of it!"

Lin Qingfeng said in a voice with a radio accent: "It doesn't matter if you have hemorrhoids, please use a universal mop!"

"Use the all-purpose mop, hey! That's a real face!"

A familiar sense of advertising instantly emerged in the hearts of many viewers!
This was originally an ad that had been broadcast on TV for several years.

As a well-known skin care product advertisement at that time, the little white bottle back then brought everyone not only the memories on TV, but also the fragrance that lingered in their memories.

At this moment, almost all viewers had the feeling of sitting in front of the TV when they were young.

The most annoying thing when I was a child was the advertisement!

But listening to it again now, it feels... not bad?

All the audience laughed, apparently everyone understood the stalk no matter men, women or children.

Lin Qingfeng continued to say on stage: "Dear audience friends, hello everyone."

"It's been said since ancient times that if you hit [-] first, you are a good man, and if you hit [-] later, you are a fool."

"As the saying goes, a thousand cuts don't kill a hair!"

Zhang Yunshun asked suspiciously: "What are you going to say?"

Lin Qingfeng said: "Please enjoy the daily cross talk show..."

Zhang Yunshun said: "Hi! These are not next to each other!"

Lin Qingfeng said: "In today's program, we recommend you Guankou in traditional cross talk!"

"There are a lot of programs in Guankou, such as reporting the names of dishes, geographical maps, eight-panel screens, boasting residences, weapon lists, etc. Today we only select the part of reporting the names of dishes, please enjoy it!"

Only now did the audience who had watched the small show know that the long recitation program that Lin Qingfeng recited before the show started was called Guankou!
It turns out that Guankou is not just one or two!
There are many, many Guankou!
The large section of place names that Lin Qingfeng mentioned should be geographical maps.

Are you reciting the name of the dish now?

The audience held their breath and waited for the performance on the stage.

Lin Qingfeng didn't stop, and quickly recited in a clear voice:

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose!"

"What to do if you get athlete's foot!"

The audience in the audience burst into laughter!
Let the actor on the stage go around again!
There was laughter in the audience, and Lin Qingfeng continued to speak inconspicuous advertisements.

The live broadcast room is already very lively!

"If this radio station really exists, I probably won't change the station for the rest of my life!"

"Traditional program Guankou reports the name of the dish? So there is also a cross talk Guankou?"

"Damn it! What should I do if I get athlete's foot directly from the name of the dish? I'm still eating!"

"After listening to a total of ten or so dish names, the one hundred and eight dishes introduced earlier don't exist?"

"Why does it sound more like watching TV? An hour and 40 minutes of commercial time?"

(End of this chapter)