I spent those years in the countryside
Chapter 151
Chapter 151
A pig-killing banquet, coupled with the previous collective wedding in the village, made Datu Village lively twice.
The villagers of Dadu Village looked down and did not see each other before, and they were not familiar with the east side of the village and the west side of the village, and the south side of the village and the north side of the village were not very familiar. Come up with names.
Now that they are familiar with each other, there is a lot of fun at the pig slaughtering feast, and naturally some people make jokes.
For example, a fairly good-looking female Internet celebrity anchor, I don't know if it was requested by the fans in the live broadcast room, or if she drank some wine to strengthen her courage.
The female Internet celebrity anchor sat directly beside Du Kuan, and Du Kuan, who was drinking, naturally leaned to the side politely.
The female Internet celebrity anchor wore a thin white top and a low-cut dress inside.It made the old men on the table stare frequently and hard, and they almost couldn't pull their eyes out.
The female Internet celebrity anchor didn't take it seriously, instead she stood up proudly.
"Handsome, how old are you?"
The female Internet celebrity anchor was straightforward and asked immediately.
Du Kuan was taken aback, and said casually, "It's nineteen."
"It is said that female juniors hold golden bricks. I am just 22 years old this year, three years older than you."
The female Internet celebrity anchor was very straightforward, Du Kuan was stunned again, what does this bitch want to do?
"Then are you holding the gold brick?"
Du Kuan drank so much that his tongue got a little knotted.
"Ah Kuan, what the girls said about the female junior holding a gold brick, is that you will hold a gold brick when you marry someone."
Du Kuan is 1.8 meters tall, but he is a little thin, but he is not bad.
This shape is very attractive to girls.
There were a lot of people at the table, and it was obvious that this female Internet celebrity anchor had taken a fancy to Du Kuan.
"Why should I marry her?"
This female anchor is not tall, but she looks pretty good, but she is dressed sexy, which attracts the attention of the opposite sex.
There is no girl or daughter-in-law in the village. Dressed like this, the man on the table is giggling. The village lacks such a scenic spot: "Ah Kuan, this girl is not bad."
With such a landscape, everyone can enjoy it, right?
"Yeah handsome guy, I really like you too."
The female Internet celebrity anchor is not only bold, but also very proactive: "How do you feel about me?"
But Du Kuan shook his head: "It's not good, have you heard that saying, other people's wives are for appreciation, I don't like my future wife, being admired by others, your clothes are too revealing, which fully reflects your character you are too burned"
"It's better for us to skip a process directly. You can be my ex-girlfriend, and you can open the door with the key."
Du Kuan was serious, shaking his head.
The elders on the table were taken aback, and the men and women on the other tables who had been paying attention to this place because of the arrival of the female Internet celebrity anchor were also taken aback.
Can Du Kuan still find a wife after chatting so much today?
Du Kuan's father, Du Chaosheng, squinted his eyes, a little angry.
Finding a daughter-in-law is pretty good these days. Girls are so proactive, and you still put on the show and plan to sing a big show, thinking that you are a role?
So Du Chaosheng stood up.
Du Kuan's mother, Bai Lele, also gritted her teeth angrily, and followed behind her husband.
The female Internet celebrity anchor's face turned blue and white, and she was still holding her mobile phone, obviously still live broadcasting: "This is too developed."
"It's too slow, isn't it? Then I'll be more direct. Let's do it in one step. You can introduce your best friend to me."
The female Internet celebrity anchor did not live broadcast alone, she was followed by two girls, who were quite pretty.During this period of time, the young and young people in the village are all paying attention to these female internet celebrity anchors.
Du Kuan was no exception, he fell in love with a little girl.
"Snapped"
Du Chaosheng slapped Du Kuan on the head, and Du Kuan was stunned.Just when he was about to yell at him, who would dare to beat him except the village head in Dade Village?
Don't want to live anymore?
Turning his head, he saw his father's face was dark.
Du Kuan was a little sober from the wine, confused and didn't understand how he offended his father.In order not to be beaten again, Du Kuan stood up and ran.
Du Chaosheng and Bai Lele chased after him. At some point, someone handed Bai Zhaosheng a stick, and the family of three chased him away.
"Young man."
At another table, an old man shook his head and sighed: "If you don't buy a house or a car in the city now, it's hard to call a wife. This Ah Kuan, the little girls from other people come to your door, and you still show off like this. Back then, It’s because of my pride and arrogance that I always think that with my own conditions, I have to find someone like Chang’e to be worthy of me. I have rejected many good girls who pursued me. Now I want to find an old lady to live with, but no one else would like me. I"
The old man's name is Du Chuanjin, he is over 60 years old this year, and he is still an old bachelor.
"What do you mean, sir, do you think I should buy a house or a car first?"
A young man who is also an internet anchor, not from the village.
Du Chuanjin looked at the young anchor, and said solemnly: "Young people need to understand the current situation. After all, a car is just a means of transportation, and a house is only a temporary harbor. Listen to my uncle, buying a cemetery is the ultimate ancestral home."
"puff"
Someone on the table sprayed it directly. The old man Du Chuanjin is very interesting. There are old men in the village who just like to chat with him.
Now the young people in the village understand why the old people in the village like to chat with Du Chuanjin.
The young Internet celebrity anchor thought for a while: "Grandpa, what if my son thinks my cemetery has bad Feng Shui that day and moves my grave?"
Du Chuanjin was stunned: "Damn it. I'm sloppy. Young man, in order to ensure the inheritance of your ancestral house, don't find a wife or have a son."
The Internet celebrity anchor directly changed tables, and he was injured.
At this time, there was a young man of seventeen or eighteen years old on the table, who had just graduated from high school this year.
Putting down the phone with frustration on his face: "Master Jin, why do you think people who give sincerely are always easy to get hurt?"
"What's the matter?"
The fellow villagers who ate at the same table smiled and said, "Who hurt you?"
"No, we talked about it in school. She was admitted to the university, but I failed the exam. Tell me today and break up."
The young man's name is Du Chong, and his face is full of sadness: "Love is always hurt by ruthlessness. I am broken in love. Why is my heart always hurt? Come on, I will anesthetize myself with alcohol."
"Have you ever bought food?"
Du Chuanjin stretched his head and asked.
Du Chong, who just raised his glass, shook his head: "I haven't bought it."
"Then Jin told you that whether you are buying vegetables or other things, the seller will always say: If you buy it sincerely, I will give you a cheaper price. So, sincerity is always so worthless."
"Damn it. Brilliant."
Du Ming's table was next to Du Chuanjin's. Zhou Yunpeng slapped his thigh and stood up holding his wine glass: "I didn't expect that we still have this kind of talent here."
"Master, let me toast you, and I have a question to ask you."
Zhou Yunpeng directly raised his neck and drank a glass of wine: "I've been pursuing a girl recently, but this girl likes a life of feasting and debauchery. Is this kind of girl suitable to be a girlfriend?"
Everyone looked at Du Chuanjin to see what he said.
Du Chuanjin raised his glass unhurriedly, and signaled to drink upside down: "Life can be colorful, but it must not be messy. If the shared bicycle is locked by yourself, that is your immorality."
"Those who can't get on the shared bicycle will accuse you, scold you, even beat you, and slander you. I don't like it when the shared bicycle is locked, and I don't feel comfortable."
Zhou Yunpeng gave a thumbs up, completely convinced: "Master, you are awesome"
(End of this chapter)
A pig-killing banquet, coupled with the previous collective wedding in the village, made Datu Village lively twice.
The villagers of Dadu Village looked down and did not see each other before, and they were not familiar with the east side of the village and the west side of the village, and the south side of the village and the north side of the village were not very familiar. Come up with names.
Now that they are familiar with each other, there is a lot of fun at the pig slaughtering feast, and naturally some people make jokes.
For example, a fairly good-looking female Internet celebrity anchor, I don't know if it was requested by the fans in the live broadcast room, or if she drank some wine to strengthen her courage.
The female Internet celebrity anchor sat directly beside Du Kuan, and Du Kuan, who was drinking, naturally leaned to the side politely.
The female Internet celebrity anchor wore a thin white top and a low-cut dress inside.It made the old men on the table stare frequently and hard, and they almost couldn't pull their eyes out.
The female Internet celebrity anchor didn't take it seriously, instead she stood up proudly.
"Handsome, how old are you?"
The female Internet celebrity anchor was straightforward and asked immediately.
Du Kuan was taken aback, and said casually, "It's nineteen."
"It is said that female juniors hold golden bricks. I am just 22 years old this year, three years older than you."
The female Internet celebrity anchor was very straightforward, Du Kuan was stunned again, what does this bitch want to do?
"Then are you holding the gold brick?"
Du Kuan drank so much that his tongue got a little knotted.
"Ah Kuan, what the girls said about the female junior holding a gold brick, is that you will hold a gold brick when you marry someone."
Du Kuan is 1.8 meters tall, but he is a little thin, but he is not bad.
This shape is very attractive to girls.
There were a lot of people at the table, and it was obvious that this female Internet celebrity anchor had taken a fancy to Du Kuan.
"Why should I marry her?"
This female anchor is not tall, but she looks pretty good, but she is dressed sexy, which attracts the attention of the opposite sex.
There is no girl or daughter-in-law in the village. Dressed like this, the man on the table is giggling. The village lacks such a scenic spot: "Ah Kuan, this girl is not bad."
With such a landscape, everyone can enjoy it, right?
"Yeah handsome guy, I really like you too."
The female Internet celebrity anchor is not only bold, but also very proactive: "How do you feel about me?"
But Du Kuan shook his head: "It's not good, have you heard that saying, other people's wives are for appreciation, I don't like my future wife, being admired by others, your clothes are too revealing, which fully reflects your character you are too burned"
"It's better for us to skip a process directly. You can be my ex-girlfriend, and you can open the door with the key."
Du Kuan was serious, shaking his head.
The elders on the table were taken aback, and the men and women on the other tables who had been paying attention to this place because of the arrival of the female Internet celebrity anchor were also taken aback.
Can Du Kuan still find a wife after chatting so much today?
Du Kuan's father, Du Chaosheng, squinted his eyes, a little angry.
Finding a daughter-in-law is pretty good these days. Girls are so proactive, and you still put on the show and plan to sing a big show, thinking that you are a role?
So Du Chaosheng stood up.
Du Kuan's mother, Bai Lele, also gritted her teeth angrily, and followed behind her husband.
The female Internet celebrity anchor's face turned blue and white, and she was still holding her mobile phone, obviously still live broadcasting: "This is too developed."
"It's too slow, isn't it? Then I'll be more direct. Let's do it in one step. You can introduce your best friend to me."
The female Internet celebrity anchor did not live broadcast alone, she was followed by two girls, who were quite pretty.During this period of time, the young and young people in the village are all paying attention to these female internet celebrity anchors.
Du Kuan was no exception, he fell in love with a little girl.
"Snapped"
Du Chaosheng slapped Du Kuan on the head, and Du Kuan was stunned.Just when he was about to yell at him, who would dare to beat him except the village head in Dade Village?
Don't want to live anymore?
Turning his head, he saw his father's face was dark.
Du Kuan was a little sober from the wine, confused and didn't understand how he offended his father.In order not to be beaten again, Du Kuan stood up and ran.
Du Chaosheng and Bai Lele chased after him. At some point, someone handed Bai Zhaosheng a stick, and the family of three chased him away.
"Young man."
At another table, an old man shook his head and sighed: "If you don't buy a house or a car in the city now, it's hard to call a wife. This Ah Kuan, the little girls from other people come to your door, and you still show off like this. Back then, It’s because of my pride and arrogance that I always think that with my own conditions, I have to find someone like Chang’e to be worthy of me. I have rejected many good girls who pursued me. Now I want to find an old lady to live with, but no one else would like me. I"
The old man's name is Du Chuanjin, he is over 60 years old this year, and he is still an old bachelor.
"What do you mean, sir, do you think I should buy a house or a car first?"
A young man who is also an internet anchor, not from the village.
Du Chuanjin looked at the young anchor, and said solemnly: "Young people need to understand the current situation. After all, a car is just a means of transportation, and a house is only a temporary harbor. Listen to my uncle, buying a cemetery is the ultimate ancestral home."
"puff"
Someone on the table sprayed it directly. The old man Du Chuanjin is very interesting. There are old men in the village who just like to chat with him.
Now the young people in the village understand why the old people in the village like to chat with Du Chuanjin.
The young Internet celebrity anchor thought for a while: "Grandpa, what if my son thinks my cemetery has bad Feng Shui that day and moves my grave?"
Du Chuanjin was stunned: "Damn it. I'm sloppy. Young man, in order to ensure the inheritance of your ancestral house, don't find a wife or have a son."
The Internet celebrity anchor directly changed tables, and he was injured.
At this time, there was a young man of seventeen or eighteen years old on the table, who had just graduated from high school this year.
Putting down the phone with frustration on his face: "Master Jin, why do you think people who give sincerely are always easy to get hurt?"
"What's the matter?"
The fellow villagers who ate at the same table smiled and said, "Who hurt you?"
"No, we talked about it in school. She was admitted to the university, but I failed the exam. Tell me today and break up."
The young man's name is Du Chong, and his face is full of sadness: "Love is always hurt by ruthlessness. I am broken in love. Why is my heart always hurt? Come on, I will anesthetize myself with alcohol."
"Have you ever bought food?"
Du Chuanjin stretched his head and asked.
Du Chong, who just raised his glass, shook his head: "I haven't bought it."
"Then Jin told you that whether you are buying vegetables or other things, the seller will always say: If you buy it sincerely, I will give you a cheaper price. So, sincerity is always so worthless."
"Damn it. Brilliant."
Du Ming's table was next to Du Chuanjin's. Zhou Yunpeng slapped his thigh and stood up holding his wine glass: "I didn't expect that we still have this kind of talent here."
"Master, let me toast you, and I have a question to ask you."
Zhou Yunpeng directly raised his neck and drank a glass of wine: "I've been pursuing a girl recently, but this girl likes a life of feasting and debauchery. Is this kind of girl suitable to be a girlfriend?"
Everyone looked at Du Chuanjin to see what he said.
Du Chuanjin raised his glass unhurriedly, and signaled to drink upside down: "Life can be colorful, but it must not be messy. If the shared bicycle is locked by yourself, that is your immorality."
"Those who can't get on the shared bicycle will accuse you, scold you, even beat you, and slander you. I don't like it when the shared bicycle is locked, and I don't feel comfortable."
Zhou Yunpeng gave a thumbs up, completely convinced: "Master, you are awesome"
(End of this chapter)
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