I spent those years in the countryside

Chapter 152
Du Chuanjin's classic words made the noble ladies from the capital feel interesting.

Zhao Tuo also wanted to ask for advice, so that the old man could not answer.

"Master, I have always had a doubt."

Zhao Tuo sat on the table with a wine glass.

Du Chuanjin smiled: "Young people should ask if they don't understand, but the old man knows a lot. I used to keep a low profile, but now I can't, because Du Chong has exposed me."

Well, this uncle is not only humorous in language, but also a person who likes to brag.

Zhao Tuo thought for a while: "In ancient times, married women were called wives by men, wives, wives, and low wives. Why do they start calling wives now?"

Zhao Tuo's question is very good, not only related to ancient times, but also connected to modern times.

"This will involve the gods"

Du Chuanjin's face was full of piousness, which stunned everyone.

This is because the gods cannot be answered, so the old man will say later: "How dare you guess the gods with a mortal body?"

It's out of the question
"How did you get involved with the gods?"

Zhao Tuo's eyes were full of smiles, didn't this old man claim to know everything?
No, this problem is difficult.

"We human beings are advancing with the times, which is in line with the development of the times. The gods are also based on the development of human beings, and gradually pass on beliefs. It's like before. When going to the grave, you just burn some paper money. Now, don't you just burn your mobile phone? Burning TVs and cars means that the gods have conveyed their will, the gods have also reformed, and they have all begun to develop technology."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, how could this involve the development of fairy civilization?
Du Chuanjin continued: "Of all the gods, Yuelao knows who arranges marriages."

Everyone nodded, and Zhao Tuo said, "It's the old man Yuexia. He has a marriage book in his hand, and he specializes in drawing red lines for people."

Du Chuanjin asked: "So when you get married, do you want to stay with each other for the rest of your life, or divorce after a few years?"

"Of course we will stay together for the rest of our lives until we die."

Zhao Tuo swore: "It's not for the rest of my life, what's the point of getting married?"

"That's right, your marriage started with Yuelao's arrangement, and it ended at the moment of death, when you drank Mengpo soup."

Everyone was stunned.

When Yuelao starts, take an old character, and when Mengpo ends, take a word Po. Isn't it a wife if you connect them together?
And these two words, isn't it the marriage of a lifetime?

There is a beginning and an end.

There is a beginning and an end.

"What about the husband?"

Zhao Tuo did not give up and continued to ask a question.

"Marriage, it all starts with Yuelao."

The crowd nodded.

Du Chuanjin continued: "However, men end up with Lei Gong."

"Why isn't Po Meng?"

Everyone was a little puzzled, how come Lei Gong is here?

"Because men like to swear, Lei Gong can't stand it"

Was struck to death by Thunder?

Everyone's eyes widened, what the hell, how can he explain it like that?

Erqing also found it interesting, and came over to join in the fun: "Master, since we've talked about mythology, I also have a question to ask you."

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

Du Chuanjin looked at Erqing carefully: "Say you are a young man, you look a little girly. Say you are a little girl, do you have the characteristics of a little girl?"

Looking at her chest, Er Qing blushed.

She is wearing fat, okay? Cover it up, okay?
Did this uncle tease her?

"go ahead"

Du Chuanjin didn't bother about whether Erqing was a man or a woman anymore. They were all friends of the village chief, so he wanted to save face.

When a village chief makes friends, he is either rich or expensive, and no one has a simple identity.

Everyone in the village knows this.

Don't offend anyone at that time, he drank Mengpo soup in advance.

"I have always been puzzled. I watched "Journey to the West" when I was a child, whether it was a book or a TV series. The six-eared macaque clearly knew that he was a fake, so why dared to meet the gods in the sky and the Tathagata to let them tell the real from the fake? ?”

It's not just Erqing's doubts, this question made everyone confused.

Isn't that right, the six-eared macaque is obviously a fake, he himself knows it best, how dare he go to see the Tathagata?

"Have you all been to school?"

This is not bullshit, who hasn't been to school?
"Go to school, have you copied your homework?"

Some shook their heads, some nodded.

"Isn't this the same psychology as copying your homework? You clearly know that your homework was copied, so how dare you argue with the teacher?"

"hiss"

Without explaining why, I just asked you a question.
This old man.
Everyone was speechless, feeling novel.

This is heresy, but it can explain other people's problems.

Du Chuanjin saw that everyone wanted to ask questions, so he waved his hands: "You are all young people, well, these old guys are different, I guess they have the same doubts as me."

"The old man was in a hurry to find a wife when he was past the age of youth and his appearance was no longer in love. I watched the Internet develop from scratch. I chatted with QQ back then, and later it developed into V letter. I also added The opposite sex wants to chat, but I always don’t know what to say in the first sentence, which also leads to the fact that I have more and more friends, but I have never talked to each other.”

Du Chuanjin blinked: "So, I want to know what you guys talked about in the first sentence."

Du Chong forgot the troubles of falling in love: "Master Jin, I didn't expect you to be single like this. If I knew it, you asked me. In fact, the first sentence is very easy to talk about. You just ask, what kind of toad do you like? dye."

"piss off"

Du Chuanjin stared: "The old man is just a toad, but not all the people in the group are swans."

"How about this"

Zhou Yunpeng winked: "You send it directly, you are 1.5 meters tall, you can make cakes, and you can drink medicine fast."

Du Chuanjin became short of breath: "I am 1.8 meters seven."

"Forehead"

Zhou Yunpeng raised his voice: "Sister-in-law, I'm Erlang, do you need me to serve you?"

Du Chuanjin has black lines all over his head.

Du Ming also stretched his head: "I feel, just say hello, I saw your contact information on the telephone pole, and added yours."

Du Chuanjin covered his face and ran away.

These young people are worse than his old man.

A pig slaughter feast lasted until night.

No one left, and only felt that they helped clean up, so they left.

Hu Guoting entangled Du Ming, "Old Du, do all the dogs in your village know how to hunt and are very ferocious?"

"What, you want to find a dog?"

Hu Guoting's Kangao dog died, so he naturally wanted to find another dog: "Kangao dog may not be a good dog, I just like our rural dog, can you help me find one?"

This is not difficult, Du Ming nodded with a smile: "It just so happens that there are many houses in the village, and the dogs in the house have all left their dens. If you want one, I'll help you find one."

Du Ming added: "The dogs in the village are all of the big black breed."

Hu Guoting was overjoyed: "Tomorrow, I plan to stay here for a few days"

Du Ming was a little displeased: "I'll open a house for you in the county town."

"I want to appreciate the scenery here. To be honest, Lao Du, you really don't plan to build a house here and sell it?"

How could Du Ming be in the mood to talk about this, he didn't intend to keep guests: "You'd better go to the county town to stay in a hotel, my place is small."

"Three floors, so many rooms, how small is the place?"

Zhou Yunpeng also wanted to stay: "Old Du, let me see if you are... well, you made too much noise when you slept with your wife?"

What else can I say?
Bear with it for the past few days, what the hell, he ate so much Zhu Dan (zhudan), and now his lower abdomen seems to be on fire.

(End of this chapter)