The world was shocked: You call this a museum?

Chapter 198

"By the way, Chaoqun, I remembered that Mrs. Wang next door seems to be selling big buns stuffed with pork. I'm hungry, why don't we go eat some? My treat!" Zhao Yan raised his eyebrows and said to Li Chaoqun quickly.

Li Chaoqun smiled so wretchedly, and immediately replied with joy, "Sure, I want to eat three big buns!"

"Let's go! What are you looking at, what's so delicious about the buns! Go away!" Qu Lele took Zhao Jianle's hand and walked out of the yard, but Li Chaoqun couldn't hold back any longer and looked at Zhao Jianle With just one glance, there was a loud burst of laughter, and tears almost burst out of tears as they slapped their thighs.

Zhao Yan quickly wiped away the tears from his own laughter: "Let's go, let's eat my steamed stuffed bun, don't care about that guy..."

As soon as Zhao Yan and Li Chaoqun left the yard, Ji Wenjing came in with a few green onion rolls in a basket in her hand. She was clever enough to make the green onion rolls into petal shapes, which looked very beautiful, but when she entered the yard, she found No one was there.

"Where did it all go..." Ji Wenjing searched back and forth, but found no one, "It's rare that someone made some pasta..."

Ji Wenjing picked up a scallion roll and looked at it angrily for a long time. She lightly opened her red lips and bit a bite. She looked around, but there were footsteps behind her. She turned around happily: "Young..."

It's just that the person who came was not Zhao Yan.

"I'm not Zhao Yan..." It turned out to be Yuan Tianshi.

"Master..." Ji Wenjing knew that Yuan Tianshi had seen what was on her mind, and her face flushed brightly.

Yuan Tianshi looked around and said: "It seems that your sweetheart is gone..."

"Master...he is not my sweetheart..." Ji Wenjing lowered her head.

Tianshi Yuan stroked his beard lightly, and sighed: "Zhao Yan is young, but he has a chivalrous heart, which is rare. It is much better than those poor talents outside, and he has good medical skills..."

"Master, what do you want to say, just say it..." Ji Wenjing shook the basket in her hand.

Yuan Tianshi glanced at Ji Wenjing: "I think, Wen Jing, you are also at the age of marriage, and as a teacher, I know that you like Zhao Yan very much, so as a teacher, it is better to be a matchmaker and let you marry Zhao Yan." How about it? In a few years, you will be an old girl in your twenties, and it will be very difficult to find a good husband by then, why don't you grasp a capable man like Zhao Yan now, what do you think?"

"I...I..." Ji Wenjing bit her lip, her face was red, like the pointed end of the peach when it was ripe, almost dripping blood, it was really charming...

Yuan Tianshi smiled and said, "Are you embarrassed? Or, did you agree?"

"Master, you hate me so much, I won't talk to you anymore!" Ji Wenjing turned around quickly, and Yuan Tianshi was very happy in his heart, so he said, "But there is something I should say to you as a teacher..."

"Huh? Master, tell me what it is." Ji Wenjing asked curiously.

"Zhao Yan's ax is a bit ghostly, but if it is used for a long time, it will not be very good for Zhao Yan's body... I think, you might as well bring that ax some time, and then transform the demonic energy on it for the teacher. Giving it to him..."

……

Although it is a bun shop, the bun shop where Zhao Yan is located is comparable to a small tavern. Zhao Yan also bought a bottle of sorghum wine. He took a sip, looked at Li Chaoqun and said: "Look at the guys in front, Are you on good terms?"

"They should be buddies." Li Chaoqun said, because he saw those people eating and drinking happily.

Zhao Yan smiled quietly: "Brother, let me tell you a story. There were eight officials who went out on business, and then there was a storm on the way, so they hid in an earth temple, but one of them said that among the eight of us, there must be There was a person who did something harmful to nature, but no one came out when he said that. Then, that person made a suggestion, saying that he should throw his hat out. If someone's hat is blown back by the wind, it means that person has done something. It’s a bad thing, you have to go out and be struck to death by lightning, and as a result, one person’s hat was hung back.”

"Then did he do something outrageous?" Li Chaoqun became interested.

Zhao Yan laughed loudly: "No, in the end, the earth temple collapsed as soon as the man walked outside."

"This story is really exciting!" Li Chaoqun laughed.

"Don't think I can only write about medical skills. I used to learn storytelling, but later I wrote a poem, and my husband found out, so I was kicked out of the school." Zhao Yan poured another glass of wine, and ate two mouthfuls of steamed stuffed buns , the gravy dripped down Zhao Yan's chin.

Chaoqun was taken aback: "What kind of poem is that?"

"Ahem! I said it." Zhao Yan coughed softly, and said in a dignified manner:
"Pretending to be gentle...

Li Chaoqun was taken aback, obviously he didn't know the meaning of the poem, but another scholar approached him: "Brother Taiwan is really a good poem, a good poem..."

Looking at the scholar's wretched appearance, Zhao Yan said with a smile: "Could it be that brother also understands the meaning of this poem?"

"If Xiaosheng's guess is correct, the artistic conception in this poem should be the meaning of love between a man and a woman, right? But the ingenious poetry of Xiongtai makes Xiaosheng very admire..." The scholar said modestly.

"Success, why don't you tell a nasty joke?" Zhao Yan threw a mouthful of bun skin into his mouth.

The scholar was beaming with joy, and he clapped his hands fiercely: "Okay! Since I met my brother today, I will break this exception, Xiao Er, and serve some food and wine!"

The scholar took a sip of his wine: "The following is a story in the desert. As we all know, the desert in the Western Regions is huge and hot. Once again, a traveling merchant traveled alone through the desert for a few days. One day, he suddenly lost his temper. But there is only one camel in this desert!"

"What should I do!" The scholar stood up, walked around, and was very involved in the scene. He gestured and said: "The man thought, since no one saw it, he just messed with camels!"

As soon as this remark came out, the people around laughed.

The scholar continued: "It's just that the camel is tall and big, and he is short as a traveling merchant, so he can't reach it!"

The laughter grew louder.

Zhao Yan was also very happy to hear it, and nodded repeatedly.

"So, the businessman thought of something and tripped the camel, but he was exhausted and couldn't trip the tall camel. But at this moment, there was a beautiful woman unconscious in the desert in the distance. Her face is so dry that she is going to die, but that woman is very beautiful, with suet-like skin, delicious facial features, and long hair covering her body!" The scholar said very obscenely, while the surrounding people But a judge came over and listened carefully, whispering to each other, talking.

The scholar smiled: "Then, the businessman saved the woman's life with water. Guess what the woman said when she woke up?"

(End of this chapter)