The world was shocked: You call this a museum?
Chapter 199
Chapter 199
"Do it!" A rude man answered.
The scholar smiled obscenely a few times: "No! She said, you saved me, and in order to repay you, you can do anything you ask!"
"Haha!" There was laughter all around,
But before the story was finished, the scholar waved his fan again: "But guess what the man asked, he said, help me stumble that camel together!"
There was an uproar in the surroundings, and Zhao Yan also leaned forward and backward with laughter: "This guy is the best, he is the best! I don't know what to call Xiongtai?"
"I..." The scholar coughed, "In Xialong Buxiang, I'm a storyteller in Chang'an, but just now I heard Xiongtai's words, and I suddenly became interested, so I made a dirty joke..."
"Long Buxiang? What a weird name?" Zhao Yan had a drink with Long Buxiang, "However, being able to have a drink with Brother Long is a happy thing..."
"Brother, you are so bold. My name was not chosen by my father, nor by my mother's fate, but by heaven and earth." Long Buxiang moved his buttocks on the stool, leaned closer and said, "When I was young, the old By chance, I saw a carp transforming into a dragon, but the carp was half-formed and died after making a mistake, so I got inspiration and wrote a poem..."
"poetry?"
"Longwang for two or three miles, four or five houses are not illuminated, and they are six or seven vertical, a piece of white flowers. Every time the first word becomes a dragon, and then the last tail is removed, it is me. The origin of the name..." Long Buxiang said with a smile, he looked at the sky, and was suddenly startled: "Brother, there has been a bloody disaster recently, look at the red star appearing in the east, it is just in the direction you are facing, I am afraid there will be something Something bad happened, brother, please be careful of the people around you recently!"
"Unexpectedly, Brother Long is still a fortune teller..." Zhao Yan laughed.
"I understand a little bit, but just now I am definitely not pretending. There will be a date later, and we will definitely meet again in the future!" Long Buxiang cupped his hands, and the next moment, he disappeared.
"Ghost!" The spectators around were startled and fled in all directions, but Zhao Yan saw a white note on the ground, which read: "Dragon does not link the group: [-] Three or four."
Zhao Yan didn't pay much attention to it, so he threw the city into a ball and threw it aside. At this moment, the red star in the east became more and more bright!Zhao Yan felt ominous, and planned to leave here...
……
With Mingyue in charge, Zhao Yan moved a large bathtub into the room, and poured a lot of hot water in it. He tried to dip it, but found that it was just hot and cold.
Zhao Yan was worried that the water would be cold, so he took off his clothes in a few moments, and then went into the bathtub and shouted happily, but Zhao Yan still had the scholar's language in his mind. Good thing?
But it's useless to think too much, what should happen will always happen, and he can't escape it, Zhao Yan simply poured a basin of water on his head and rubbed his face, but at this time, the door knocked.
"Zhao Yan, it's me." Ji Wenjing's voice sounded outside the door.
Zhao Yan felt something was wrong when he heard it, and immediately said: "Miss Ji, what's the matter, let's talk about it tomorrow!"
Just as soon as the words fell, Ji Wenjing walked in. She saw Zhao Yan's upper body was naked, and quickly turned around: "Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were taking a bath in it..."
Seeing that Ji Wenjing was still holding an embroidered pillow in his hand, Zhao Yan felt chills, thinking that this girl was going to sleep with him, so he asked, "Miss Ji, what are you..."
Ji Wenjing's eyes quickly fell on the ax in the distance, and she was slightly moved: "I heard that you haven't been sleeping well recently, so I made you a pillow, which is full of straw, so you can sleep comfortably... ..."
"So that's the case. Thank you Miss Ji for your kindness." Zhao Yan said with a smile, "Then go out first if you have nothing else to do. I'm afraid that someone will see me so late and tarnish your reputation, Miss..."
"It doesn't matter..." Ji Wenjing glanced at Zhao Yan secretly, and found that Zhao Yan looked very chic with his head bowed, and then lowered his head slightly, "Why don't I take your clothes to wash for you?"
"No, no, it's really unnecessary!" Zhao Yan shook his hands quickly, feeling embarrassed, "I can wash clothes myself, Miss Ji, thank you for your kindness..."
Ji Wenjing lowered her head and smiled, she said slowly: "Then Zhao Yan, I won't bother you...Let's go first!"
"Well, you should go to bed early!" Zhao Yan smiled, and after Ji Wenjing closed the door, Zhao Yan's heart was beating wildly. He never imagined that Ji Wenjing was so courageous.
Zhao Yan wiped his body clean, then lay on the bed and began to sleep, without noticing that the ax beside him was gone.
And Ji Wenjing came to Yuan Tianshi's room with an ax in her heart: "Master! Master!"
"Oh? It's Wen Jing?" Yuan Tianshi's eyes lit up when he saw the ax in Ji Wenjing's hand, "This..."
"I've already delivered the pillow, and then I brought the ax. Master, hurry up and exorcise the demon, or Zhao Yan will blame me when he finds out..." Ji Wenjing bit her lip and said.
A strange light flickered in Yuan Tianshi's eyes: "Well done, I will give it to you tomorrow, and if you surprise Zhao Yan at that time, he will think that you are thinking of him. In this way, your good deeds will become more and more important." close!"
"Master..." Ji Wenjing scowled, lowered her head and smiled, blushing.
It's just that the next morning was not as quiet as Ji Wenjing imagined. A large number of officers and soldiers surrounded Zhao Yan's house. The leader was a tall young man with sharp eyebrows and a dignified appearance. He held a Baling in his hand. With a spear, wearing a golden armor, a black gold crown on his head, white cloud shoes on his feet, and a tiger skin wrapped around his waist, his form is full of wildness and arrogance. This person is the head of the guard with a knife in front of the emperor, Zhao Jianxiao!
"Come on! Catch the traitor!" Zhao Jian shouted with a smile.
After all, the guards entered the room one after another, dragging the sleeping Zhao Yan up.
Zhao Yan was still in a sweet dream. Seeing so many guards, he suddenly felt ominous. He exhaled fiercely, and a shock wave knocked all the people around him down!
Zhao Jianxiao snorted angrily, and swung the Baling spear fiercely in his hand, huge ripples spread from the air, the roof of a good house was lifted off by Zhao Jianxiao's swing!
Feeling the dazzling sunlight, Zhao Yan knew that he had encountered a master, he picked up the ax and ran out without saying a word: "Who is it?!"
"It's me!" Zhao Jian smiled and raised his eyebrows, looking domineering.
Zhao Yan squinted, still in white pajamas, slept all night, disheveled, and then barefoot: "Who are you? I don't know you!"
(End of this chapter)
"Do it!" A rude man answered.
The scholar smiled obscenely a few times: "No! She said, you saved me, and in order to repay you, you can do anything you ask!"
"Haha!" There was laughter all around,
But before the story was finished, the scholar waved his fan again: "But guess what the man asked, he said, help me stumble that camel together!"
There was an uproar in the surroundings, and Zhao Yan also leaned forward and backward with laughter: "This guy is the best, he is the best! I don't know what to call Xiongtai?"
"I..." The scholar coughed, "In Xialong Buxiang, I'm a storyteller in Chang'an, but just now I heard Xiongtai's words, and I suddenly became interested, so I made a dirty joke..."
"Long Buxiang? What a weird name?" Zhao Yan had a drink with Long Buxiang, "However, being able to have a drink with Brother Long is a happy thing..."
"Brother, you are so bold. My name was not chosen by my father, nor by my mother's fate, but by heaven and earth." Long Buxiang moved his buttocks on the stool, leaned closer and said, "When I was young, the old By chance, I saw a carp transforming into a dragon, but the carp was half-formed and died after making a mistake, so I got inspiration and wrote a poem..."
"poetry?"
"Longwang for two or three miles, four or five houses are not illuminated, and they are six or seven vertical, a piece of white flowers. Every time the first word becomes a dragon, and then the last tail is removed, it is me. The origin of the name..." Long Buxiang said with a smile, he looked at the sky, and was suddenly startled: "Brother, there has been a bloody disaster recently, look at the red star appearing in the east, it is just in the direction you are facing, I am afraid there will be something Something bad happened, brother, please be careful of the people around you recently!"
"Unexpectedly, Brother Long is still a fortune teller..." Zhao Yan laughed.
"I understand a little bit, but just now I am definitely not pretending. There will be a date later, and we will definitely meet again in the future!" Long Buxiang cupped his hands, and the next moment, he disappeared.
"Ghost!" The spectators around were startled and fled in all directions, but Zhao Yan saw a white note on the ground, which read: "Dragon does not link the group: [-] Three or four."
Zhao Yan didn't pay much attention to it, so he threw the city into a ball and threw it aside. At this moment, the red star in the east became more and more bright!Zhao Yan felt ominous, and planned to leave here...
……
With Mingyue in charge, Zhao Yan moved a large bathtub into the room, and poured a lot of hot water in it. He tried to dip it, but found that it was just hot and cold.
Zhao Yan was worried that the water would be cold, so he took off his clothes in a few moments, and then went into the bathtub and shouted happily, but Zhao Yan still had the scholar's language in his mind. Good thing?
But it's useless to think too much, what should happen will always happen, and he can't escape it, Zhao Yan simply poured a basin of water on his head and rubbed his face, but at this time, the door knocked.
"Zhao Yan, it's me." Ji Wenjing's voice sounded outside the door.
Zhao Yan felt something was wrong when he heard it, and immediately said: "Miss Ji, what's the matter, let's talk about it tomorrow!"
Just as soon as the words fell, Ji Wenjing walked in. She saw Zhao Yan's upper body was naked, and quickly turned around: "Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were taking a bath in it..."
Seeing that Ji Wenjing was still holding an embroidered pillow in his hand, Zhao Yan felt chills, thinking that this girl was going to sleep with him, so he asked, "Miss Ji, what are you..."
Ji Wenjing's eyes quickly fell on the ax in the distance, and she was slightly moved: "I heard that you haven't been sleeping well recently, so I made you a pillow, which is full of straw, so you can sleep comfortably... ..."
"So that's the case. Thank you Miss Ji for your kindness." Zhao Yan said with a smile, "Then go out first if you have nothing else to do. I'm afraid that someone will see me so late and tarnish your reputation, Miss..."
"It doesn't matter..." Ji Wenjing glanced at Zhao Yan secretly, and found that Zhao Yan looked very chic with his head bowed, and then lowered his head slightly, "Why don't I take your clothes to wash for you?"
"No, no, it's really unnecessary!" Zhao Yan shook his hands quickly, feeling embarrassed, "I can wash clothes myself, Miss Ji, thank you for your kindness..."
Ji Wenjing lowered her head and smiled, she said slowly: "Then Zhao Yan, I won't bother you...Let's go first!"
"Well, you should go to bed early!" Zhao Yan smiled, and after Ji Wenjing closed the door, Zhao Yan's heart was beating wildly. He never imagined that Ji Wenjing was so courageous.
Zhao Yan wiped his body clean, then lay on the bed and began to sleep, without noticing that the ax beside him was gone.
And Ji Wenjing came to Yuan Tianshi's room with an ax in her heart: "Master! Master!"
"Oh? It's Wen Jing?" Yuan Tianshi's eyes lit up when he saw the ax in Ji Wenjing's hand, "This..."
"I've already delivered the pillow, and then I brought the ax. Master, hurry up and exorcise the demon, or Zhao Yan will blame me when he finds out..." Ji Wenjing bit her lip and said.
A strange light flickered in Yuan Tianshi's eyes: "Well done, I will give it to you tomorrow, and if you surprise Zhao Yan at that time, he will think that you are thinking of him. In this way, your good deeds will become more and more important." close!"
"Master..." Ji Wenjing scowled, lowered her head and smiled, blushing.
It's just that the next morning was not as quiet as Ji Wenjing imagined. A large number of officers and soldiers surrounded Zhao Yan's house. The leader was a tall young man with sharp eyebrows and a dignified appearance. He held a Baling in his hand. With a spear, wearing a golden armor, a black gold crown on his head, white cloud shoes on his feet, and a tiger skin wrapped around his waist, his form is full of wildness and arrogance. This person is the head of the guard with a knife in front of the emperor, Zhao Jianxiao!
"Come on! Catch the traitor!" Zhao Jian shouted with a smile.
After all, the guards entered the room one after another, dragging the sleeping Zhao Yan up.
Zhao Yan was still in a sweet dream. Seeing so many guards, he suddenly felt ominous. He exhaled fiercely, and a shock wave knocked all the people around him down!
Zhao Jianxiao snorted angrily, and swung the Baling spear fiercely in his hand, huge ripples spread from the air, the roof of a good house was lifted off by Zhao Jianxiao's swing!
Feeling the dazzling sunlight, Zhao Yan knew that he had encountered a master, he picked up the ax and ran out without saying a word: "Who is it?!"
"It's me!" Zhao Jian smiled and raised his eyebrows, looking domineering.
Zhao Yan squinted, still in white pajamas, slept all night, disheveled, and then barefoot: "Who are you? I don't know you!"
(End of this chapter)
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