I'm really not a superstar

Chapter 1 The Darkest Hour
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The cold tap water slapped randomly on the face, and the warm tears mixed with the cold water...

In the bathroom at the East Carolina State University gymnasium, the water spigot was turned up to maximum.

Handful after handful of cold water was poured on his face by Qiao Doshi.

Now he wants to cry but has no tears!
Qiao Doshi stared at the mirror in front of him, and the big black man inside who was also staring at him was already covered with water.

"FK, the fuck beeped the dog!"

Qiao Doshi scolded this swear word that combines Chinese and Western.

Whoever gets involved in this matter will not be in a better mood.

It's nothing more than the difference between beeping a dog or being beeped by a dog.

Ten minutes ago, Qiao Doshi was a social animal who had just graduated from college, worked as an intern editor on a small sports website, and enjoyed 996 blessings all day long.

But after 48 hours of continuous overtime work, his heart twitched violently, his eyes went dark, and when he opened them again, he became like this.

He traveled back to 2007!
Come to the beautiful country on the other side of the ocean!
变成了一条身高6英尺8英寸(2.03米)，体重268磅(122公斤）的黑又硬猛男！
However, this "black and hard" body was actually recognized by Qiao Doshi.

Joey Dorsey!
Before time travel, the hard-working social animal, Comrade Joe Dorsey, was being arranged by the editor-in-chief to work overtime to do a special feature of the European Basketball Championship League (EURO LEAGUE BASKETBALL).

Chodosi was very impressed with this defensive champion who looks like "Warcraft" Howard and is currently playing for the German giants SYNTAINICS MBC.

Of course, the main reason is that their names are highly similar!
This guy has a lackluster career. He has been in the NBA for several years, and he has wandered in the Rockets, Kings, Raptors and other teams. He has a more thorough study of the maintenance and care of the drinking fountains of each team than the home basket.

Compared with his skills, his mouthpiece is more impressive, leaving several classic jokes in the NBA's wild history.

Later, I went to Europe and made a breakthrough in Barcelona.

But Jiangshan is easy to change and his nature is hard to change, and this guy's big mouth got him into trouble again, because he criticized the team doctor and was expelled from the team by the Red and Blue Army.

After that, he wandered around in Türkiye, Greece, and Germany leagues.

Generally speaking, this guy has a mediocre resume, but he has a lot of stories; his skills are mediocre, but his words are impressive.

Now, my soul has transmigrated into this guy's body!

Chodosi is not a racist and has no discrimination or prejudice against black people.

But as a Chinese man, he still has a sense of national pride and identity.

Now the yellow skin has turned into black, and an oriental face that was a bit handsome at first has turned into this "live Zhang Fei, Sai Li Kui" face, which makes people feel uncomfortable just thinking about it!

Other people's time travel is nothing more than time travel back to ancient times, time travel to the future, time travel to parallel worlds, or change gender, or even become an animal.

But how did I become a big black man through time travel? !Even if you travel to Huaguo Mountain and become a monkey...

Well, again, Jodossi is not racist!
After finally accepting this setting, Chodoshi wondered why he became Joey Doshi again.

Is it because of his own name?
If I had known that I would travel through time, I would have changed the name to something more auspicious.

Joe Kobe, James, Joe Lante, Joe Curry...or just Jordan? !

It's just that there is not much time left for him to struggle.

When the old and new memories are fused together, our poor Comrade Jo Dorsey, no, it should be said that Joey Dorsey, a junior player at the University of Memphis, discovered in horror that his life is about to usher in the darkest moment!

Everyone has a particularly memorable embarrassing moment in their life.

For example, when I was a child, I put it in my trouser pocket when I went to school;
For example, the love letter written to the goddess was exhibited in public;

For example, the boss threw the hard-working business plan into the trash can, and then scolded him bloody in front of his colleagues in the whole company;

For example, at my wedding, a man who is much more handsome than myself suddenly barged in and announced loudly that I opposed the marriage;

For example, I exchanged life with Miss Sister who lost his footing, but was stuck in bed by Uncle JC.

……

In short, everyone has their own life N big embarrassment.

And what is coming soon will be the joke that will accompany Joey Dorsey for a lifetime.

It is the lingering stain of his life.

Just yesterday, that is, the day before he crossed over, the original body did not know whether it was drunk with fake wine, but it declared in an interview with the whole United States:
"Greg Oden? Haha, he's seriously overrated! Look, I'm going to knock him back, and I'm going to grab 20 rebounds on him in this game!"

"I am Goliath in the Bible, a mighty and invincible warrior! Auden is David, just a shepherd boy!"

"But David killed Goliath!" the ESPN female reporter in charge of the interview kindly reminded.

"David just happened to hit Goliath's XX with a trebuchet! He's an overrated hero and Goliath is totally underrated! Just like me and Auden..."

The subversive remarks of "Goliath" and "David" made the media extremely excited, and carried out a series of reports, many of which were hype.

Now all basketball fans in the United States know that the University of Memphis has a madman named Joey Dorsey who compares himself to "Goliath". "Supernova Greg Oden!"
As for the result?After this game in his previous life, Joey Dorsey undoubtedly became the biggest joke of the year and even in the history of NCAA basketball.

In this game, Oden covered the sky with one hand and completely controlled the game.

Not only led Ohio State University to beat the University of Memphis in the division finals, but also advanced to the "Ultimate Four."

And the personal data also showed a completely crushing situation. In 24 minutes of playing, he scored 19 points and 9 rebounds.

On the other hand, Joey Dorsey didn't score a single point, and his technical statistics were only a pathetic 3 rebounds and 4 fouls.

In the original words of Joey Dorsey in the previous life, "I was hit hard that time, and I even felt disgusted with myself. I didn't have the face to see my teammates for almost 1 to 2 weeks..."

Of course, these are the stories that Qiao Doshi saw in the materials in his previous life.

But now this "tragic" story will actually happen to me in ten minutes.

What happens to others is a "story", but when it happens to oneself, it is a complete "accident"!

Could it be that I came here through time travel just to be a laughing stock? !

And it is still the kind that is recorded in history!

No, no, there must be some way to deal with it.

Count on yourself to be gone!In the NCAA arena, Oden is a Thanos-level existence.

In the finals, he dragged an injured arm and beat Noah and Horford's monster with one hand!
Then you can only use external force.

For example, give me a system or something!
All the nonsense of time travel has happened, so it wouldn't be too much to add another system!

Ding!
A voice echoed in the bathroom. To Joey Dorsey who was scratching his ears anxiously at this moment, it sounded like a sound of heaven!

Haha, here we come!
Based on his years of experience in a certain place, this should be the legendary one - the system prompt...

But the corners of Joey Dorsey's cracked mouth hadn't reached the maximum yet, and the sound of the door opening followed.

I saw RC Johnson, the director of athletics at the University of Memphis, waddling out of the bathroom partition with his pants in one hand and his new Motorola cell phone in the other.

"Ding"

His cell phone rang again.

"This damn spam message!" RC Johnson muttered dissatisfied.

"This damn phone!" Joey Dorsey cursed in his heart, wanting to cry without tears.

RC Johnson saw Joey Dorsey with a look of lovelessness.

"Hi, Joey! The game is about to start! Hurry up! We look forward to your performance! Destroy Oden! Come on!"

Fat sporting directors brandish brand new Motorola phones to cheer on their players!
All it takes is "Ollie"!

son of ab****!
Now, poor Joey Dorsey was about to cry.

After all, he is just a child with a height of 2 meters 03 and a weight of 122 kilograms!
……

"Ding!"

"The system has been activated!"

"Host: Joey Dorsey, Age: 24, Height: 2m, Weight: 03kg"

When RC Johnson left, only Joey Dorsey was left in the huge bathroom.

His dream system finally activated.

"The host's current ability value:
Inside shots: 60
Close range shots: 50
Mid-range shots: 35
Three-pointers: 25
Low shots: 40
Free throws: 30
Layups: 25
Caps: 55
Steals: 35
On-ball defense: 45
Offensive rebounds: 58
Defensive rebounds: 60
Post offense: 35
Post defense: 65
……

Overall Rating: 46"

This string of "thrilling" numbers made Joey Dorsey's black face darken even more.

He knew he was bad, but he didn't expect to be this bad!
Well, calm down and think about it, it's actually quite objective.

This set of data is obviously calculated according to the NBA-level evaluation system.

The overall rating of 46 is already considered good in the NCAA arena.

Considering that I am only a junior player, I still have a year of college career to hone next year, plus some special training, I estimate that when I participate in the draft, my ability value can reach 50+.

In the NBA 2K game, this is basically the stats of marginal bench players.

But how much is Auden?If I remember correctly, the overall rating given to him in the NBA2k game back then was 74...

And "The Great" entered the NBA this year!
Well, should I wash my ass now and get ready to be kicked hard by Emperor Alden?
"System prompt: This system has a task reward mechanism.

Before the competition and training, relevant tasks will be released, and the corresponding SP value rewards can be obtained after completing the tasks, and the SP value can be used to improve various data values. "

Joey Dorsey blinked his eyes. As an old player of the NBA2K game, the meaning of this prompt is not difficult to understand.

The system is always going to be upgraded.

Some people upgrade by "strike iron", some rely on "sprinkling coins" to upgrade, some rely on "losing money" to upgrade, and Joey Dorsey has to rely on completing tasks to upgrade.

It can barely be regarded as a "bounty hunter" with sp value.

"The task of this game:
1. 500sp reward for winning and advancing
2. Reward 800sp for personal data exceeding the opponent player (Oden)
3. Get 200sp reward for each level higher than B-level evaluation of the coach and teammates of the team, otherwise 200sp will be deducted
4. Thoroughly anger Oden and reward 1000sp"

Well, it looks like the rewards are pretty tempting!
But what the hell is the last item? !
The dazed Joey Dorsey didn't have time to think about it, because he soon realized an important thing.

If there is no accident, this game will be blown up by Oden, and the team will also lose and be eliminated, so no matter how high the reward is, it will be nothing more than a spectacle!
With a system and no golden fingers, it's like being given a shotgun but no bullets, but what you are facing is a hungry lion!

Where's my golden finger? !
……

(End of this chapter)