i have a date with a hero

Chapter 761
"Zhilan, don't worry. How can I let you be wronged!"

I have been dragged into your arms by you, this is a grievance to the boss.There are so many choices in the Three Realms, old man, why did you just fall in love with me?

Is it because "everyone has the heart to love flowers." Gods are no exception?There are so many flower fairies in the Upper Realm, so they can't get their turn as a wild flower even in terms of seniority?
It is estimated that the old saying goes: "Flowers at home are not as fragrant as wild flowers".

Don't say anything else, master, you've got a bargain, and you're still acting like a good boy!

Seeing Taibai Jinxing waving his sleeves, all kinds of delicacies were served on the table.

Faced with so many delicious foods, Lu Buping's eyes lit up.The most eye-catching thing is the flat peach in the middle.This bitter fruit, even if he can live forever, he really can't like it.

"Old man, you should eat this!"

"Zhilan, try it, I've improved the flat peach. It's not bitter, it tastes sweet."

Facing the flat peach in front of him, Lu Buping's stomach was overwhelmed, not to mention making a fuss.Old man, he must have brought flat peaches on purpose to discourage his appetite.

Hmph, this little trick just wants to disarm and surrender?No way!

"Old man, I accept all your kindness. However, I cannot accept these two flat peaches!"

"why?"

Seeing Taibai Jinxing's puzzled expression, Lu Buping was very happy.I'll be waiting for your words!
"This is my wish," Lu Buping held Pantao in front of Taibai Jinxing, "I can't refuse!"

"Zhilan, how could I refuse your wish?"

Seeing Taibai Jinxing happily eating flat peaches, Lu Buping felt puzzled again.What's the situation?The old man eats so much, is it true that flat peaches are not bitter anymore?

What's the matter, master, do you want to try again?Tsk tsk, it seems that he is still not frightened!How dare you make such a move!
"Old man, is it really not bitter?"

"Zhilan, it's sweet for me, of course! Would you like to have a taste?"

As soon as he saw Taibai Jinxing handing over the flat peach he had bitten, Lu Buping backed away with a smile.

"Old man, thank you for your generosity, I don't need it!"

What is his plan, can I still not know?It is absolutely impossible to want myself to eat his saliva!

Tsk tsk, master can't talk too much!If you don't know it, it is very likely that you have eaten it more than once!

The most important thing right now is to divert the old man's attention.

"Old man, you are now replacing Huapi Leopard. How can you not inherit his ambition? Tell me, when are you going to attack Tang Monk?"

"Zhilan, as long as you want, you can do it anytime!"

Hearing the old man's words, Lu Buping smiled and said: "Old man, this matter has nothing to do with me. I just came to see the excitement."

"If you don't show the excitement to Zhilan, who will you show it to?"

Facing such indulgence with no bottom line, Lu Buping was quite speechless.Don't think that if you say good things, you don't know his motives.If he praises and kills me, he will be able to make sense and get what he wants.

The conspiracy has been seen through, and I still want to drag myself into the water, is it possible?
What is impossible?Master, there are not a few people who know that they jumped down from the pit!You are definitely one of them.

"Old man, what should I do? I suddenly miss the scriptures Master Tang recited."

Upon hearing this, Taibai Jinxing lowered his face and said, "Master Tang, you are so affectionate. Is he that nice?"

Lu Buping shrugged his nose, with a look of lovelessness.And let no one speak.As soon as he opened his mouth, he was jealous.Isn't it just a title, is it necessary to be so fussy?
I really don't understand what the old man thinks?Of course, there is no time to study these.Time is a luxury that can only be used wisely.To waste time on unnecessary things is slow suicide.

Master, according to your words.You can't even count the number of times you've committed suicide.Look, you're live broadcasting your death right now!

"Old man, Master Tang's scriptures are really not very good. But there is one advantage, the hypnotic effect is not bad."

Facing the laughing Zhilan, Taibai Jinxing's cloudy face finally turned from cloudy to sunny.

"Zhilan, you've already spoken, how can I bear to let you down?"

I saw Taibai Jinxing simply waved his sleeves, and he turned into a yellow-skinned leopard spirit.

"Good, wait for me to come back!"

I'm going, and finally I can have some free time to catch my breath.Lu Buping, who had just taken a long breath, blinked his eyes and froze in place.

"Zhilan, are you so excited to see me? Can't even talk? I just went there for a while."

No wonder you're not excited!In the blink of an eye and after taking a breath, the old man had already captured Master Tang back.At this speed, the monkey may have to bow down too!

"Monk, hurry up and chant sutras!"

Tang Sanzang struggled to get up from the ground, seeing Zhilan and the monster's intimate appearance, he couldn't bear to look directly at him, so he closed his eyes.

"Amitabha, good is good!"

When Tang Sanzang didn't make a sound, the "Leopard Spirit" also froze.

"Don't stop, keep reading!"

This is the same sentence over and over again. "Leopard Spirit" frowned, unable to listen anymore.

"Elder Tang, after all, you are also the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a disciple of the Tathagata Buddha. Can you change the sentence?"

"Your Majesty, Amitabha, you are so good! The poor monk received an imperial decree from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land——"

Good guy, Master Tang can really show off.Instead of chanting, I introduced myself instead.With the status of Yudi, in front of goblins, he is not as popular as Tang Monk.Monsters are not interested in these empty titles.Only what is eaten in the mouth is the most real existence.

"Your Majesty, don't make things difficult for Master Tang," Lu Buping said with a smile, "It's not easy to be a monk. There are so many Buddhist scriptures, how can you know how to memorize them! If you can read the books, it's already pretty good."

Is there a mistake?The disciples of the Tathagata Buddha can't even recite a long scripture.No wonder, Jin Chanzi had to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties.Don't you feel annoyed who has such an apprentice?

Thinking of this, Taibai Jinxing felt extremely proud.Without the spells taught by his master, he would not be able to.The spell formulas come as soon as you open your mouth!
"Zhilan, you are right," "Leopard Spirit" glanced at Tang Monk who was wiping his head down, "Elder Tang, why are you still standing there? Chanting scriptures!"

"Amitabha, good is good!"

For half an hour, the same sentence was repeated over and over again.Lu Buping held on and pulled himself together.He looked at the old man frowning and faltering.It seems that Master Tang's chanting and hypnosis effects are quite good.The old man is about to be recruited.

Tang Sanzang complained endlessly.In the past, whenever a goblin caught her, she would take a bath first and then massage herself.How come I met this monster who doesn't play cards according to the routine.Do you want to listen to the scriptures as soon as you come up?It's really embarrassing.You can't memorize such a thick scripture by yourself?

"Zhilan, it's too noisy! Listen slowly, I'll go out to get some air."

"Well, go slowly, my lord, I will listen for a while."

As soon as he saw the "leopard spirit" go far away, Lu Buping immediately jumped out of bed, stepped forward and covered Tang Sanzang's mouth.

"Master Tang, show mercy! I really can't take it anymore!"

(End of this chapter)