i have a date with a hero

Chapter 762 Practical Actions
"Woooo-"

Seeing Tang Sanzang's eyes widened in fear, Lu Buping took a deep breath and said, "Don't be afraid, Master Tang, I can let you go. But, you have to promise that you are not allowed to recite sutras anymore. Don't shout! If you Bring the monster back, and your fate will definitely be worse than now!"

Looking at Master Tang who shook his head for a while, and nodded again for a while.Lu Buping nodded in satisfaction.It seems that he understood what he said!

"Amitabha, good is good!"

Just as Lu Buping let go of his hand, he heard this magic sound.He couldn't help frowning, did he make a mistake?Master Tang still missed the scriptures.

"Master Tang, please be merciful, okay? I really have heard enough!"

"Uh--Amitabha, so good!" Tang Sanzang retched, clutching his chest, "I don't even want to. I'm used to it, there's nothing I can do about it!"

"You're so talented, you've made yourself sick. You can still get used to it, capable person!"

"Amitabha, so good! I—"

As soon as he heard Tang Sanzang speak, Lu Buping immediately frowned.

"Stop! Master Tang, if you have something to say, can you speak it well, don't be disgusting."

"Zhilan, this kind of thing comes naturally. I will try my best, Ami—"

Before Tang Sanzang could finish speaking, Lu Buping blocked his mouth.There is no way, if I continue to listen, I will go crazy.

"Master Tang, don't blame me for doing it. You can't control your mouth, so you can only let me help you."

"Woooooo-"

"Shut up, Master Tang has been studying for so long, you should take a rest. I am helping you! Needless to say thank you. After all, we can be regarded as 'together with wind and rain' step by step. .”

Hearing Zhilan's words, Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes angrily.

What do you mean by shaking your head and rolling your eyes?Do not appreciate? !Or—forget it, it's too tiring to guess like this.Why don't you just listen to what he wants to say?

Master, you should have done this long ago.Thinking about it all the time?Hmph, the small probability event of "a blind cat meets a dead mouse", the chance of it happening. More than 5000 years, only a handful.

"Amitabha, good is good!"

This one sentence just opened the mouth, making Lu Buping a black line on his forehead.Here comes this sentence, and I vomited myself.Why, you still want me to vomit with him?Hmph, what a beautiful idea!

"Master Tang, can you say something useful? I'm so tired of talking!"

"Amitabha, goodness, goodness! Zhilan, how can you be with monsters?"

Hearing this, Lu Buping laughed angrily.Master Tang is really forgetful, isn't he?Associating with monsters, who can say?It seems that I have to remind him myself.

"Master Tang, do you still remember Qingniu? I don't know who was with the monsters and plotted against me. What do you say about this?"

"Amitabha, good is good!"

Look, follow me again.Why, it's because you are the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a disciple of Tathagata Buddha.I just turn a blind eye and close one eye, don't care?You got the wrong guy!

Who knows, how much water was mixed with the reincarnation of this golden cicada.Could it be that Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and Tathagata Buddha joined forces to make a fake come true?

Tsk tsk, the Buddhists speak their minds.True or false, it is not their own decision.

"Master Tang, speak human language!"

"Zhilan, you have to be considerate of my difficulties. 'I have to bow my head under the eaves.' As long as I don't eat Tang's monk meat, I can do anything. Besides, isn't that Qingniujing your old acquaintance? Besides, he Didn't do anything to you? Don't say anything about this kind of cheap thing. "

Hehehe, did you make a mistake?These words actually came out of Tang Sanzang's mouth?I am [-]% sure that Jin Chanzi's reincarnation is absolutely non-existent.

All living beings in the three realms are randomly selected by the Tathagata Buddha, and he just picks out such a thing as an apprentice?Then he must be insane!
"Master Tang, there is a saying I have to remind you. 'Buddha is everywhere'!"

"Zhilan, what do you mean by that?"

He even licked his face and asked what he meant?Don't you have points in your heart?

"Come on, let me tell you what it means!" Lu Buping waved his hands and looked at Tang Sanzang who was approaching, and smiled slyly.She wrapped her arms around his neck and gnawed directly on his face.

This sudden change made Tang Sanzang sit on the ground in fright, and backed away again and again.

"Zhilan, you have to calm down, don't come over!"

"Master Tang, you just licked it. What are you fussing about? The Buddha is watching, and he will know that you are forced to do nothing."

If you have to ask what it means, I will tell you with practical actions.Why, still not satisfied?

"Zhilan, as the saying goes: 'A man and a woman can't kiss each other'. Men and women can't do it either! Amitabha, so good!"

Lu Buping curled his lips and said, "What's the big deal, I just want to have a taste. Can the Tang Monk's meat, which monsters and monsters miss, be able to live forever? I haven't finished my mouth yet, why are you so frightened?"

"Amitabha, good is good!"

It seems that Master Tang's mantra can't be changed for a while.

"Master Tang, just read it if you miss it! As long as chanting can make you feel better, I don't care."

I caught a glimpse of Zhilan lying on the bed with her legs crossed.Tang Sanzang immediately closed his eyes, comforting his uncontrollable and bumping heart again and again.

"Leopard Spirit" broke in with a dark face, and picked up Zhilan on the bed.He glared at Tang Sanzang who was chanting sutras.

"Elder Tang, if you can't keep your heart, I can help you!"

Upon hearing the words "leopard spirit", Tang Sanzang trembled with fright, and cold sweat broke out down his spine.He kept muttering in his mouth: Amitabha, so good!

This sudden change, too fast!Before Lu Buping could struggle, he was brought to a hot spring in a cave.

"Old man, speak up if you have something to say." Lu Buping looked at him with red eyes, feeling terrified, "Can you stop looking at me like that, it's too scary!"

"Zhilan, what should I do with you?" Taibai Jinxing took a deep breath, took off his clothes, and stared at him intently.

Lu Buping knew this meaningful look without even thinking about it.Old man, this is to take off your clothes.Active, or forced?
Master, what time is it?You still have your mind on it.It's up to you if you don't coax the big boss well.

"Old man, don't worry, I, I will take it off myself!"

Fairy's clothes are elegant and suave, really beautiful.However, there is a bit of a bumpy road.The more anxious you are, the harder it is to get off.How can this be good?

Seeing Zhilan struggling with her clothes, Taibai Jinxing smiled.

"Don't move, I'm coming!"

With a wave of Taibai Jinxing's hand, Lu Buping directly turned into a primitive man.That is naked!
The clothes were also taken off, and the mandarin duck bath was also washed.Now, should the old man calm down?I just don't understand why the old man is angry?Could it be that because of my curiosity, I took a bite of Tang Monk's meat?

Can't it?I just smelled it, but didn't eat it.

"Zhilan, kiss me!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Buping was shocked all over.No, this turning point is too fast, right?

(End of this chapter)