My landlord is so crazy

Chapter 372 The Miraculous Bean

Chen Yuyang said leisurely, he didn't want to throw more, he only had a few days left, and he couldn't burn it all, so he just threw it away quickly.

Yi Xie gritted his teeth tightly, his chest was blocked with anger.

"The first question, once upon a time there was a monk mountain, there was a monk peak on the monk mountain, and there was a monk temple on the monk peak, and there was an old monk in the monk temple, and the old monk was reciting monk scriptures, then one day, why did the monk go out? Are you not afraid of rain?"

Chen Yuyang opened his mouth leisurely, as if if you can guess my name, I will take your surname.

Yi Xie was stunned. When had he heard such a question from Chen Yuyang? He thought that Chen Yuyang would talk about Taoism, but why did a monk pop up all of a sudden?This shit can't reach it!

"Why aren't monks afraid of rain when they go out, why aren't they afraid of rain? Since it's raining, you must bring an umbrella, so you won't be afraid of rain if you bring an umbrella, but the question is definitely not that simple, so the answer must not be that a monk wears an umbrella, then It must be the question before, then Monk Mountain, Monk Peak, Monk Temple, by the way... Monk going out does not necessarily mean that he is going to a place where he can get wet when it rains. Maybe there is a shed when he goes out. If there is a shed, he will not be afraid It's raining."

For a moment, Yi Xie was so excited that he walked a hundred and eight thousand miles, and immediately decided the most correct answer in his heart: "Because the monk still has a shed after going out, so he is not afraid of rain."

Chen Yuyang looked confused: "Are you an idiot? Since you are going out, you naturally brought an umbrella, so you are not afraid of rain. My God, are you stupid? I gave you this answer for free. Next time I will give you an answer." I won’t announce the answer to you, if I want to know the answer, I will have to burn more things.”

After speaking, Chen Yuyang did not hesitate to take out three or five things that he didn't know what they were. Anyway, they seemed to be quite valuable, so he threw them directly into the alchemy.

Yi Xie: "Fuck, you're being unreasonable. Didn't you agree, one at a time? Why don't you throw three or five? It's too dark!"

Chen Yuyang: "Yes, as I said, if you can throw three or five, you will never throw one. There is no contradiction. Why do you think there are few, or should I throw a few more?"

Yi Xie: "No, next question!"

"Once upon a time there was a frog who ate a magic bean, and the frog flew up suddenly, but was eaten by the fish in the water not long after it flew, so the fish flew up, and the fish flew up and was killed by the cat." After eating, the cat ate the fish, and the cat flew up, but was eaten by the snake hiding in the tree. The snake ate the cat, and the snake flew up, and then the snake was eaten by the eagle. Why? Eagles can fly!"

Chen Yuyang asked the next question.

Yi Xie thought: "This problem must be simple, the frog can't fly at all, then he must have eaten the magic bean to fly, and the fish can't fly, but the fish ate a frog that ate the magic bean So if the fish flies, it is equivalent to the fish eating the magic beans, and the cat cannot fly, but the cat eats a fish that eats the magic beans, so the cat flies, it must have something to do with the magic beans, Look at the snake again, the snake flew after eating the cat that ate the beans, then the snake was eaten by the eagle, and naturally it flew because the eagle ate the magic beans, yes, it’s that simple.”

"Because the eagle ate the snake, it can fly... because of a magical bean." Yi Xie swore that he was quite satisfied with his answer, and this time he would never make a mistake again.

Chen Yuyang: "Wrong! Next question!"

Yi Xie was angry at that time, how can this work, this time I can't make a mistake in my reasoning, you, you: "I'm absolutely not wrong, and you clearly made me wrong on purpose, you are a little The behavior of people clearly wants to burn my treasure, so no matter what I say, you will say it is wrong, right."

Chen Yuyang: "Whatever you say, if you want, I can burn a treasure, and then tell you the correct answer. If you think the answer is wrong, I can spare you ten pieces! One for ten. You can think clearly! "

Yi Xie made a decision without hesitation: "I agree, burn, I want to know the correct answer, if you can't convince me with the correct answer you said, you will let go of my ten treasures."

Chen Yuyang: "The eagle can fly, it has something to do with the beans!"

After finishing speaking, Chen Yuyang took out a treasure and threw it directly into the fire. On the other side, Yixie was stunned. He suddenly panicked, because there was nothing wrong with the answer. Eagle would have Fei, it wasn't because of eating snakes, nor because of eating beans, this... Is there really a problem with IQ? How is this possible?

"Keep going, I don't believe it anymore!" Yi Xie urged Chen Yuyang to continue writing questions. Burning a baby is a trivial matter, but his own IQ is a big matter.

Chen Yuyang nodded, and it's up to you: "You can't answer my next question."

"Come on, come here for the old man, I still don't believe it." Yi Xie almost rolled up his sleeves, and got involved with this problem today.

"How do you count?" Chen Yuyang said.

"I'm not bragging to you, the old man is proficient in all kinds of calculations, there is no calculation problem in this world that is difficult for me, come on, come up with a problem!" Yi Xie said.

"How much is one plus one?" Chen Yuyang said.

"Two!" Yi Xie replied.

"What is two plus two?" Chen Yuyang continued to ask.

"Four!" Yi Xie replied confidently.

"How much is four plus four?" Chen Yuyang
"Eight!" Yi Xie has never answered so confidently. If he just follows Chen Yuyang's routine, even if he asks ten thousand plus ten thousand, he can answer it easily. It's not difficult at all!

"Not bad, you really have two skills in arithmetic, so let me continue," Chen Yuyang said with a smile: "By the way, what is the first question I ask you?"

"How much is one plus one?" Yi Xie said.

Chen Yuyang: "Wrong!"

After finishing speaking, Chen Yuyang rubbed his head with a half-smile: "Sometimes, things like IQ are really hard. There must be some smart people in this world, and some stupid people, so why force it?" After finishing speaking, Chen Yuyang He took out a few more treasures and threw them into the flames.

Yi Xie was stunned: "What do you mean, what's wrong with me, I was right! Didn't you ask me the first question, I was right!"

Chen Yuyang stretched out his hands to compare one by one!

"Burn!" Yi slapped his thigh evilly, he really couldn't believe it, there was something wrong with him.

Chen Yuyang took out something and burned it, and then said: "My first question is, how do you count!"

"Damn it, it's so exciting!" Yi Xie almost didn't jump up at that time, right!It turned out to be like this, he knocked on his head vigorously, that's right, he remembered very clearly the first question Chen Yuyang asked, which was to ask how he counted, and then he started one plus one, two plus two... …

"Come again, come again, I still don't believe it!" Yi Xie said.

"There was a monkey riding on the tree, and there was a hunter under the tree, who shot the monkey, so how many monkeys are there on the tree?" Chen Yuyang smiled slightly.

Yi Xie frowned: "There are seven monkeys in the tree, and if one is shot and killed, then of course seven minus one, and there are six monkeys left, that's right, six." But Yi Xie was a little hesitant , he was afraid that Chen Yuyang would trick him again, so he asked: "You explain clearly, if you kill a monkey, will the remaining monkeys run away by themselves?"

"Don't worry, monkeys won't run unless they are shot!" Chen Yuyang said with a smile.

Yi Xie: "Then there are still six monkeys left, because it is absolutely right to kill one out of seven."

Chen Yuyang shook his head: "Wrong!"

Keep adding fuel to the fire, the kind that doesn't hesitate.

Yi Xie: "Burn one more, tell me the answer!"

Chen Yuyang: "I'm talking about riding a monkey on a tree, not seven monkeys, not the number seven..."

Yi Xie: "My mother..."

"Come again!"

"Xiaoming went to school one day and met Xiaohong on the way. The two of them went to school happily. Xiaoming asked Xiaohong, did you write the homework last night? Xiaohong said I didn't write it. How about you? Xiaoming said I didn't write it either, it would be miserable for the two of us, we looked at each other and smiled, and then went to school hand in hand! May I ask what is the first class at school?" Chen Yuyang said.

Yi Xie: "Fuck... What kind of fairy bird question are you talking about? It's not right at all. How do I know about their first class?"

Chen Yuyang: "They didn't do both homework, so naturally they have to go home and finish it before continuing to school, so it doesn't matter what the first class is!"

"Again, there used to be ten little Mings..."

Yi Xie: "No, I don't want to listen to Xiao Ming, you change!"

"Once upon a time, there were thirteen children playing hide-and-seek, but in the end they caught ten. May I ask how many others have not been caught?"

"13 players are playing, and if ten are caught, there must be three more, but there must be one person to catch, so there are still two left." Yi Xie thought for a while and said: "There are still two left."

Chen Yuyang: "Wrong!"

Yi Xie: "You burn, you continue to burn!"

Chen Yuyang: "Thirteen children are two people, one is called ten, and the other is called three. If you catch ten, there will be another three."

Yi Xie: "Forget about the next question, I give up!"

I don't know how long it took to play, but in the end Yixie became numb, and he couldn't care less about his baby, because now he cares more about his IQ, and he doesn't know if there is really something wrong with his IQ, why is it so I can't answer simple questions by myself, what's wrong?
For a moment, Yi Xie fell into deep self-blame,

"Little brother, you burn it, I give up, I'm going to think about my IQ problem." Yi Xie fell silent and didn't make another sound.

(End of this chapter)