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Chapter 373 Offline?
Chapter 373 Offline?
"Come on, you are thinking, I will continue!"
Chen Yuyang said with a smile, anyway, what was burned was not his own, and he couldn't take it away anyway, anyway, he didn't feel distressed, it was burning, and suddenly Chen Yuyang felt something was wrong.Although I can't take the things here, but I have traveled to the past years. Even if I can't take these things away, then when I return to the original time and space and come here again, wouldn't the things here be okay? Did you take it away?Besides, any of these things are treasures of heaven and earth. Even if they have experienced countless years, they may not be able to decay. But the best material...
Thinking of this, Chen Yuyang's hands trembled, and he stopped hastily, but he didn't dare to burn anymore, otherwise he would be the one who felt distressed.
At this moment, a strange wave of power suddenly spread from the darkness in the distance until it covered the entire underground of Tianluo City, and there was even a powerful force that directly sealed the entire underground palace. Suddenly startled, could it be that Yi Xie escaped from the seal?
wrong……
If he escaped, it would be impossible for him to stand here safe and sound!
"Boy, you and I, let's play another game, but this time the rules have to be changed. I will ask questions, and you will answer them. If you can't answer, then you can burn three or five things yourself to celebrate. If you answer, Then leave one, anyway, the deity is relieved, so many things are things outside the body to the deity. For so many years, the deity has been troubled by some kind of bottleneck. Make a decision on your own." When Yi Xie's voice came from the darkness in the distance, a figure filled with black mist appeared in front of Chen Yuyang, and there was a faint shadow in the black mist. A series of golden runes are circulating, presumably it is the technique of sealing Yixie, but seeing that Yixie's aura has clearly broken through now, even if he does not need to use external force to break the seal, with his current strength it is only a few. The seal can be cracked in just a few days.
Chen Yuyang's heart sank and he hurriedly shook his head and refused: "I won't play such boring guessing questions with you. Your IQ is too weak. Besides, everything is on me. Even if I don't play, how can you help me?" Me and?" Chen Yuyang will not be so stupid as to burn so many things now, he really burned them all, and he will return to normal time in the future, and if he wants to find some treasures again, the rest may be a bunch of chatter , this sudden change put Chen Yuyang at a disadvantage.
"It's up to you, these things have the cause and effect I left behind. I just need a thought, and they will appear in front of me. If I am not willing to cut off these things, you won't be able to take any of them away."
Yi Xie smiled lightly, and the aura of his whole body has changed drastically from before, as if the person who communicated with Chen Yuyang just now was not Yi Xie at all, but a person pretending to be him, but now standing in front of Chen Yuyang Xie is the real dark emperor. His aura is comparable to mountains, seas, sun and moon. That kind of arrogance, that kind of voice that regards everything in the world as ants, makes people feel an unreasonable feeling in their hearts. fear.
When Yixie's voice fell, the treasures that Chen Yuyang picked up in the backpack were unexpectedly out of Chen Yuyang's control one by one, and flew out of Chen Yuyang's backpack, and then seemed to see their real masters, and happily moved towards Yixie. Xie ran over, suspended behind Yi Xie, blooming his own precious light, gathering thousands of precious lights behind him in an instant, Yi Xie showed an indescribable mystery at this moment, as if he was a real From the gods in the realm of the gods.
"I will never say the words of my deity a second time, let alone being disobeyed." Yi Xie's voice was serious, and he threw the remaining ten thousand years of unsinkable wood directly into the altar cauldron while waving his hand. The flames in the cauldron were extremely intense for a while, making the temperature in the entire space much higher.
Chen Yuyang didn't know what to say, the baby was suffering, if he hadn't stimulated Yi Xie, maybe there wouldn't be so many things.
"If you want to talk about fairness, I think there is really a word of fairness in this world, so this deity will not talk about fairness with you, but today this deity will give you a chance. Every time this deity asks a question, you will have three chances to answer it. Answer If I make a mistake once, I will burn a few things, which is fair!" Yi Xie finished with a sneer, and after finishing speaking, regardless of whether Chen Yuyang agreed or not, he asked his first question directly.
As the Dark Emperor, how could his problem be that of Chen Yuyang.
"First question, what is yin and yang in this world?" Yi Xie said in a deep voice. He had a very firm answer to this question in his heart, but he still wanted to hear Chen Yuyang's opinion.
Chen Yuyang thought for a moment, as a person living in the modern age, this kind of question should not be too simple.
"All things repay yin and negative yang, all things repay yang and negative yin, yin and yang complement each other, yang flourishes and yin declines, yin flourishes and yang declines, yang flourishes and yin rises and flourishes, yin rises and yang rises and flourishes, and so on. The cycle never ends."
"Wrong!" Yi Xie sneered, and as he waved his hands, three or five of the countless treasures floating behind him suddenly went directly into the alchemy and became fuel. Chen Yuyang felt distressed when he saw it, and his heart turned again. Is what I said wrong?Or is there a deeper understanding of the so-called yin and yang?
After thinking for a long time, Chen Yuyang continued: "Yang is the heaven and earth of all things. Yang Qi is also like the light of the cycle. Yin is the extremely cold Yin Qi of the world of all things, and it is also like the darkness of the cycle..."
"wrong!"
Yi Xie continued to burn!
Chen Yuyang scratched his head: "I won't guess about your uncle, you burn it yourself, and tell me after you burn it, what is yin and yang."
Yixie imitated Chen Yuyang's appearance before, burning three or five of them before he spoke: "The two characters of yin and yang are like the two characters of water and fire. There is no room for yang in yin, and there is no room for yin in yang. It's like the way of my practice. What we are looking for is the way of extreme yin, and naturally there is no room for half of yang, the force is like water and fire, so yin and yang are an attitude, an attitude of seeking truth from the great way."
Chen Yuyang: "What kind of fallacies are you, you're probably taking too much fake medicine!"
Yi Xie smiled indifferently, completely ignoring Chen Yuyang's words, because his mental strength cannot be shaken by just a few words from others.
"Second question, what is Tao?" Yi Xie asked.
Chen Yuyang thought for a while: "Tao begets one, one begets two, two begets three, three begets all things...this is the Tao."
Yi Xie shook his head and continued to burn!
Chen Yuyang: "No action, no going, no form, no body, no being, no nothing, etc. Just let scholars not use their own minds and spirits to change the fate of the Tao. Seeing is like not seeing, hearing is like not hearing, knowing is like I don’t know, I feel like I don’t feel it, I have it when I don’t have it, and I try to reduce my participation so that I do nothing and the Tao does everything. It is natural to move and transform, so that the body is the same as the natural movement and transformation, which is called Taoism.”
Yi Xie smiled hoarsely: "The way you said is the small way, but what I asked you is the great way, everything is still wrong."
Chen Yuyang: "Your uncle, what nonsense, I am a gangster, tell me the answer!"
After Yi Xie burned a pile of treasures, he pointed to the top of his head, and then stepped on the ground under his feet: "This is the Tao!"
"Bullshit, speak human language, I can't understand you, sir." Seeing so many treasures being burned, Chen Yuyang felt a little annoyed.
"Heaven, earth, you can go up to the top of the nine heavens, travel around the four seas without hindrance, and go down to the bottom of the world. This is the Tao. Of course, this is also the Tao of the deity. The Tao of the deity pursues the only one in the sky and the earth." Yi Yi Xie spoke proudly.
"Look, you can do it, you are so powerful, why don't you call yourself Monkey King?"
Chen Yuyang couldn't help complaining about this guy, your brain is a little bubbly, and you are still kicking your feet!
"Great Sage Equaling Heaven? Is he powerful? Call me to make a gesture." Yi Xie's eyes sank. The name sounds majestic and majestic, which is very shocking. Great Sage, this is definitely a powerful person, and Yi Xie has a little thought in his heart that he wants to compete with him.
"You... I think it's okay, Brother Monkey can blow you away with just one stick, and you are the only one who still gestures. Can you monkey punch, can you change 72, can you live forever? Can you have a sharp eye? Is it? See if I can do it for you, I really don’t know what your last name is?” Chen Yuyang curled his lips, but you, a bum, still want to make gestures with Big Monkey, so just come to a monkey grandson and let you understand.
"Brother Monkey? Who is Brother Monkey? Is he stronger than Monkey King?" Yi Xie was at a loss.
"Tch, let me tell you, the Monkey King of Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain, the Monkey King Monkey King, the Fighting Saint Buddha... do you understand what you're talking about?"
Yi Xie was confused, this...
Could it be that I have been sealed for so many years, and there are so many strong people in this world, it seems that the road I have to walk in the future will be more difficult and arduous.
"Forget it, Monkey King, Monkey King, what about the Monkey King, let's talk about it later, and you continue to answer my questions." Yi Xie said.
Chen Yuyang's face was full of rejection.
"The third question, do you know if the sky 3 years ago was sunny or cloudy?"
"Question four, how many stars are there in the sky, and what are the names of these stars?"
"Question five, you may be able to count how many grains of sand there are in the sea."
……
Chen Yuyang: "Forget it, burn it yourself, anyway, it's all yours, and it has nothing to do with me. You can do whatever you want. I'll go offline and get something to eat."
Chen Yuyang waved his hand and chose to go offline. Anyway, my brother was out of sight and out of mind, so he went offline directly.
(End of this chapter)
"Come on, you are thinking, I will continue!"
Chen Yuyang said with a smile, anyway, what was burned was not his own, and he couldn't take it away anyway, anyway, he didn't feel distressed, it was burning, and suddenly Chen Yuyang felt something was wrong.Although I can't take the things here, but I have traveled to the past years. Even if I can't take these things away, then when I return to the original time and space and come here again, wouldn't the things here be okay? Did you take it away?Besides, any of these things are treasures of heaven and earth. Even if they have experienced countless years, they may not be able to decay. But the best material...
Thinking of this, Chen Yuyang's hands trembled, and he stopped hastily, but he didn't dare to burn anymore, otherwise he would be the one who felt distressed.
At this moment, a strange wave of power suddenly spread from the darkness in the distance until it covered the entire underground of Tianluo City, and there was even a powerful force that directly sealed the entire underground palace. Suddenly startled, could it be that Yi Xie escaped from the seal?
wrong……
If he escaped, it would be impossible for him to stand here safe and sound!
"Boy, you and I, let's play another game, but this time the rules have to be changed. I will ask questions, and you will answer them. If you can't answer, then you can burn three or five things yourself to celebrate. If you answer, Then leave one, anyway, the deity is relieved, so many things are things outside the body to the deity. For so many years, the deity has been troubled by some kind of bottleneck. Make a decision on your own." When Yi Xie's voice came from the darkness in the distance, a figure filled with black mist appeared in front of Chen Yuyang, and there was a faint shadow in the black mist. A series of golden runes are circulating, presumably it is the technique of sealing Yixie, but seeing that Yixie's aura has clearly broken through now, even if he does not need to use external force to break the seal, with his current strength it is only a few. The seal can be cracked in just a few days.
Chen Yuyang's heart sank and he hurriedly shook his head and refused: "I won't play such boring guessing questions with you. Your IQ is too weak. Besides, everything is on me. Even if I don't play, how can you help me?" Me and?" Chen Yuyang will not be so stupid as to burn so many things now, he really burned them all, and he will return to normal time in the future, and if he wants to find some treasures again, the rest may be a bunch of chatter , this sudden change put Chen Yuyang at a disadvantage.
"It's up to you, these things have the cause and effect I left behind. I just need a thought, and they will appear in front of me. If I am not willing to cut off these things, you won't be able to take any of them away."
Yi Xie smiled lightly, and the aura of his whole body has changed drastically from before, as if the person who communicated with Chen Yuyang just now was not Yi Xie at all, but a person pretending to be him, but now standing in front of Chen Yuyang Xie is the real dark emperor. His aura is comparable to mountains, seas, sun and moon. That kind of arrogance, that kind of voice that regards everything in the world as ants, makes people feel an unreasonable feeling in their hearts. fear.
When Yixie's voice fell, the treasures that Chen Yuyang picked up in the backpack were unexpectedly out of Chen Yuyang's control one by one, and flew out of Chen Yuyang's backpack, and then seemed to see their real masters, and happily moved towards Yixie. Xie ran over, suspended behind Yi Xie, blooming his own precious light, gathering thousands of precious lights behind him in an instant, Yi Xie showed an indescribable mystery at this moment, as if he was a real From the gods in the realm of the gods.
"I will never say the words of my deity a second time, let alone being disobeyed." Yi Xie's voice was serious, and he threw the remaining ten thousand years of unsinkable wood directly into the altar cauldron while waving his hand. The flames in the cauldron were extremely intense for a while, making the temperature in the entire space much higher.
Chen Yuyang didn't know what to say, the baby was suffering, if he hadn't stimulated Yi Xie, maybe there wouldn't be so many things.
"If you want to talk about fairness, I think there is really a word of fairness in this world, so this deity will not talk about fairness with you, but today this deity will give you a chance. Every time this deity asks a question, you will have three chances to answer it. Answer If I make a mistake once, I will burn a few things, which is fair!" Yi Xie finished with a sneer, and after finishing speaking, regardless of whether Chen Yuyang agreed or not, he asked his first question directly.
As the Dark Emperor, how could his problem be that of Chen Yuyang.
"First question, what is yin and yang in this world?" Yi Xie said in a deep voice. He had a very firm answer to this question in his heart, but he still wanted to hear Chen Yuyang's opinion.
Chen Yuyang thought for a moment, as a person living in the modern age, this kind of question should not be too simple.
"All things repay yin and negative yang, all things repay yang and negative yin, yin and yang complement each other, yang flourishes and yin declines, yin flourishes and yang declines, yang flourishes and yin rises and flourishes, yin rises and yang rises and flourishes, and so on. The cycle never ends."
"Wrong!" Yi Xie sneered, and as he waved his hands, three or five of the countless treasures floating behind him suddenly went directly into the alchemy and became fuel. Chen Yuyang felt distressed when he saw it, and his heart turned again. Is what I said wrong?Or is there a deeper understanding of the so-called yin and yang?
After thinking for a long time, Chen Yuyang continued: "Yang is the heaven and earth of all things. Yang Qi is also like the light of the cycle. Yin is the extremely cold Yin Qi of the world of all things, and it is also like the darkness of the cycle..."
"wrong!"
Yi Xie continued to burn!
Chen Yuyang scratched his head: "I won't guess about your uncle, you burn it yourself, and tell me after you burn it, what is yin and yang."
Yixie imitated Chen Yuyang's appearance before, burning three or five of them before he spoke: "The two characters of yin and yang are like the two characters of water and fire. There is no room for yang in yin, and there is no room for yin in yang. It's like the way of my practice. What we are looking for is the way of extreme yin, and naturally there is no room for half of yang, the force is like water and fire, so yin and yang are an attitude, an attitude of seeking truth from the great way."
Chen Yuyang: "What kind of fallacies are you, you're probably taking too much fake medicine!"
Yi Xie smiled indifferently, completely ignoring Chen Yuyang's words, because his mental strength cannot be shaken by just a few words from others.
"Second question, what is Tao?" Yi Xie asked.
Chen Yuyang thought for a while: "Tao begets one, one begets two, two begets three, three begets all things...this is the Tao."
Yi Xie shook his head and continued to burn!
Chen Yuyang: "No action, no going, no form, no body, no being, no nothing, etc. Just let scholars not use their own minds and spirits to change the fate of the Tao. Seeing is like not seeing, hearing is like not hearing, knowing is like I don’t know, I feel like I don’t feel it, I have it when I don’t have it, and I try to reduce my participation so that I do nothing and the Tao does everything. It is natural to move and transform, so that the body is the same as the natural movement and transformation, which is called Taoism.”
Yi Xie smiled hoarsely: "The way you said is the small way, but what I asked you is the great way, everything is still wrong."
Chen Yuyang: "Your uncle, what nonsense, I am a gangster, tell me the answer!"
After Yi Xie burned a pile of treasures, he pointed to the top of his head, and then stepped on the ground under his feet: "This is the Tao!"
"Bullshit, speak human language, I can't understand you, sir." Seeing so many treasures being burned, Chen Yuyang felt a little annoyed.
"Heaven, earth, you can go up to the top of the nine heavens, travel around the four seas without hindrance, and go down to the bottom of the world. This is the Tao. Of course, this is also the Tao of the deity. The Tao of the deity pursues the only one in the sky and the earth." Yi Yi Xie spoke proudly.
"Look, you can do it, you are so powerful, why don't you call yourself Monkey King?"
Chen Yuyang couldn't help complaining about this guy, your brain is a little bubbly, and you are still kicking your feet!
"Great Sage Equaling Heaven? Is he powerful? Call me to make a gesture." Yi Xie's eyes sank. The name sounds majestic and majestic, which is very shocking. Great Sage, this is definitely a powerful person, and Yi Xie has a little thought in his heart that he wants to compete with him.
"You... I think it's okay, Brother Monkey can blow you away with just one stick, and you are the only one who still gestures. Can you monkey punch, can you change 72, can you live forever? Can you have a sharp eye? Is it? See if I can do it for you, I really don’t know what your last name is?” Chen Yuyang curled his lips, but you, a bum, still want to make gestures with Big Monkey, so just come to a monkey grandson and let you understand.
"Brother Monkey? Who is Brother Monkey? Is he stronger than Monkey King?" Yi Xie was at a loss.
"Tch, let me tell you, the Monkey King of Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain, the Monkey King Monkey King, the Fighting Saint Buddha... do you understand what you're talking about?"
Yi Xie was confused, this...
Could it be that I have been sealed for so many years, and there are so many strong people in this world, it seems that the road I have to walk in the future will be more difficult and arduous.
"Forget it, Monkey King, Monkey King, what about the Monkey King, let's talk about it later, and you continue to answer my questions." Yi Xie said.
Chen Yuyang's face was full of rejection.
"The third question, do you know if the sky 3 years ago was sunny or cloudy?"
"Question four, how many stars are there in the sky, and what are the names of these stars?"
"Question five, you may be able to count how many grains of sand there are in the sea."
……
Chen Yuyang: "Forget it, burn it yourself, anyway, it's all yours, and it has nothing to do with me. You can do whatever you want. I'll go offline and get something to eat."
Chen Yuyang waved his hand and chose to go offline. Anyway, my brother was out of sight and out of mind, so he went offline directly.
(End of this chapter)
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