My landlord is so crazy
Chapter 464
Chapter 464
"Remember! My name is Chen Jingzhi, a magician!"
The young man slowly turned his head and looked at the doctors who captured him. At that moment, the smile on the corner of his mouth was as warm as the sun in spring, accompanied by his harmless and delicate face, which made these doctors even more excited. It was creepy, as if looking at a devil.
After the voice fell, the young man smiled slightly and snapped his fingers. Immediately, the eyes of the doctors were dumbfounded. It is true that a powerful hypnotist can quickly perform hypnotizing actions at any time and under any circumstances, even you If you haven't noticed it yet, you will be hypnotized immediately.
"Okay, now please tell all the doctors in this hospital that I am going to perform magic tricks, and invite them all to watch." Chen Jingzhi said with a smile, and then walked towards the outside of the mental hospital, the sun shining on his eyes On the body, it looked extremely cold.
"What a wonderful place, like paradise."
After finishing speaking, Chen Jingzhi actually started giggling.
In the mental hospital, a doctor quickly pushed open the door of the doctor's duty room, his eyes were no longer dull, but with a strange brilliance: "Lao Li, Lao Liu, Xiao Wang, Xiao Cui, come with me quickly, There is someone downstairs who is going to perform magic tricks, go see it quickly, if you get there late, there will be no seats."
In the doctor's duty room, everyone: "???"
"Old Meng, why are you so nervous and performing magic tricks in broad daylight? Today is not April [-]st, so you don't need to fool us." Lao Li waved his hands with contempt, how old is he, and still playing this trick .
"Old Meng, did you just go out on a field trip? How about the wild boy? Now, we attach great importance to helping these lonely children. If we do a good job, we will introduce our hospital as a model. , All kinds of funds will be released in a more timely manner, so don’t make any mistakes, I’m waiting for the subsidy for the house, and I’m going to buy a house and marry a wife.” Lao Liu coughed dryly, now he only cares about how people are doing.
"That's right, it's the wild boy we went to catch. He's a magician. He's going to perform magic tricks for us. It's up to you whether you want to see it or not. Anyway, I'll go first. If it's late, there won't be any seats." Lao Chen hastily told everyone, then ran out in a hurry, and got into several nearby wards...
In the doctor's duty room, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay. Everyone didn't know what to say for a while, and they didn't understand what kind of nerves this old Chen had during the day.
"You say, Lao Chen must be crazy too!" Lao Cui frowned, why did he feel that the atmosphere today was a bit weird, and seeing Lao Chen's eager appearance, he seemed to be a real magician.
At this time, a relatively young doctor in the duty room stood up, walked to the window, and glanced downstairs. Suddenly, he was taken aback because he found a young man standing in the yard. smiling at him.
breathe……
The young doctor was also excited at the time: "Seniors, let's go, there is really a magician downstairs, I want to see a magic trick."
Immediately, all the doctors in the doctor's duty room were stunned. Could it be that there is really a magician? With hesitation, the big guy went straight to the window sill, and everyone became excited because there really was a magician.
All of a sudden, the entire mental hospital was boiling, and the doctors ran down one by one, dancing and dancing, admiring the star-chasing fans.
In a ward, Lao Chen pushed open the door and shouted, "Guys, there is a show downstairs, a magic show."
There are three weird old men in the ward, one is squatting on the table, holding a broom stick in his hand, and the other two old men are covered with their heads and crawled into the bed, revealing a small hole, enough for the eyes to see the outside situation .
"Shh..."
"Old Chen, hurry up and keep your voice down, don't you see that my fish is about to eat the hook?"
"Old Chen, don't hold your breath, wait for the old grandson to bring up the fish, and the four of us have a good drink, and old Liu has hidden a bottle of good wine!"
Speaking of which, an old man stretched out his hand from under the quilt, and pointed to a spittoon hidden under the stool, with a smug expression on his face.
"Old Qin, do you think you are stupid? Lao Chen is a doctor. How can the doctor drink alcohol when he is at work? What if he gets drunk and gets an injection in your ass?" An old man said angrily: "I It seems that you are mentally ill, you should really treat it here, and drink less wine in the future!"
"Stop talking nonsense, being stingy is stingy. Lao Chen can't wait to drink after get off work. Stop talking nonsense. After a while, Lao Sun's fish will run away, and he should lose his temper again!" Lao Qin rubbed his toothache mouth .
"If you two keep talking nonsense, I'll beat you two with a broom stick. I'm so stupid to take a broom stick to fish in this house? It's just to make you two idiots happy, really. Seriously, I can tell you not to do this thing, old man, I am a fool after fighting, that’s all right, just smile every day, and live to 99!" The old fishing grandson smiled and threw the broom stick in his hand He looked at the two old men squatting under the quilt with contempt, looking like a fool.
Could it be that the old grandson is cured?
But immediately afterwards, Old Sun swaggered to the place where the spittoon was hidden, and pulled out the spittoon. The spittoon was hidden by them during the day and used as a chamber pot at night.
Old Sun picked up the spittoon and laughed loudly: "Master, I will do it first as a respect."
Lao Qin and the other old man stopped doing it. He dared to drink the wine they hid without catching any fish. If it wasn't for the stick in your hand, the two brothers would really go up and beat you up.
Chen Yusheng was stunned, this...
There is no way that these three old men are the norm in the entire mental hospital, and he is used to it.
After drinking the contents of the spittoon, Lao Sun wiped his mouth happily, and then looked at Lao Qin: "You've been a little angry recently!"
At that time, Lao Chen was about to vomit, what the hell, you drank a piss and said that the person who pissed was a little angry.
"You three, don't be silly. Go downstairs and watch the magic show. If you miss it, you will really miss it." Lao Chen shook his head helplessly, yelled, and turned to leave.
Seeing the back of Lao Chen leaving, the three old men frowned: "Do you think we acted a little too much just now? It scared the kid and ran away."
"It's possible. Old Sun, you are so disrespectful. You are obviously acting, but you actually drink it. Do you know how long I have kept that bottle of wine?"
As he said that, Lao Qin took out a wine bottle from the spittoon, and secretly took a sip himself. This taste is simply not to be enjoyed too much, just like drinking fine wine in the world.
(End of this chapter)
"Remember! My name is Chen Jingzhi, a magician!"
The young man slowly turned his head and looked at the doctors who captured him. At that moment, the smile on the corner of his mouth was as warm as the sun in spring, accompanied by his harmless and delicate face, which made these doctors even more excited. It was creepy, as if looking at a devil.
After the voice fell, the young man smiled slightly and snapped his fingers. Immediately, the eyes of the doctors were dumbfounded. It is true that a powerful hypnotist can quickly perform hypnotizing actions at any time and under any circumstances, even you If you haven't noticed it yet, you will be hypnotized immediately.
"Okay, now please tell all the doctors in this hospital that I am going to perform magic tricks, and invite them all to watch." Chen Jingzhi said with a smile, and then walked towards the outside of the mental hospital, the sun shining on his eyes On the body, it looked extremely cold.
"What a wonderful place, like paradise."
After finishing speaking, Chen Jingzhi actually started giggling.
In the mental hospital, a doctor quickly pushed open the door of the doctor's duty room, his eyes were no longer dull, but with a strange brilliance: "Lao Li, Lao Liu, Xiao Wang, Xiao Cui, come with me quickly, There is someone downstairs who is going to perform magic tricks, go see it quickly, if you get there late, there will be no seats."
In the doctor's duty room, everyone: "???"
"Old Meng, why are you so nervous and performing magic tricks in broad daylight? Today is not April [-]st, so you don't need to fool us." Lao Li waved his hands with contempt, how old is he, and still playing this trick .
"Old Meng, did you just go out on a field trip? How about the wild boy? Now, we attach great importance to helping these lonely children. If we do a good job, we will introduce our hospital as a model. , All kinds of funds will be released in a more timely manner, so don’t make any mistakes, I’m waiting for the subsidy for the house, and I’m going to buy a house and marry a wife.” Lao Liu coughed dryly, now he only cares about how people are doing.
"That's right, it's the wild boy we went to catch. He's a magician. He's going to perform magic tricks for us. It's up to you whether you want to see it or not. Anyway, I'll go first. If it's late, there won't be any seats." Lao Chen hastily told everyone, then ran out in a hurry, and got into several nearby wards...
In the doctor's duty room, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay. Everyone didn't know what to say for a while, and they didn't understand what kind of nerves this old Chen had during the day.
"You say, Lao Chen must be crazy too!" Lao Cui frowned, why did he feel that the atmosphere today was a bit weird, and seeing Lao Chen's eager appearance, he seemed to be a real magician.
At this time, a relatively young doctor in the duty room stood up, walked to the window, and glanced downstairs. Suddenly, he was taken aback because he found a young man standing in the yard. smiling at him.
breathe……
The young doctor was also excited at the time: "Seniors, let's go, there is really a magician downstairs, I want to see a magic trick."
Immediately, all the doctors in the doctor's duty room were stunned. Could it be that there is really a magician? With hesitation, the big guy went straight to the window sill, and everyone became excited because there really was a magician.
All of a sudden, the entire mental hospital was boiling, and the doctors ran down one by one, dancing and dancing, admiring the star-chasing fans.
In a ward, Lao Chen pushed open the door and shouted, "Guys, there is a show downstairs, a magic show."
There are three weird old men in the ward, one is squatting on the table, holding a broom stick in his hand, and the other two old men are covered with their heads and crawled into the bed, revealing a small hole, enough for the eyes to see the outside situation .
"Shh..."
"Old Chen, hurry up and keep your voice down, don't you see that my fish is about to eat the hook?"
"Old Chen, don't hold your breath, wait for the old grandson to bring up the fish, and the four of us have a good drink, and old Liu has hidden a bottle of good wine!"
Speaking of which, an old man stretched out his hand from under the quilt, and pointed to a spittoon hidden under the stool, with a smug expression on his face.
"Old Qin, do you think you are stupid? Lao Chen is a doctor. How can the doctor drink alcohol when he is at work? What if he gets drunk and gets an injection in your ass?" An old man said angrily: "I It seems that you are mentally ill, you should really treat it here, and drink less wine in the future!"
"Stop talking nonsense, being stingy is stingy. Lao Chen can't wait to drink after get off work. Stop talking nonsense. After a while, Lao Sun's fish will run away, and he should lose his temper again!" Lao Qin rubbed his toothache mouth .
"If you two keep talking nonsense, I'll beat you two with a broom stick. I'm so stupid to take a broom stick to fish in this house? It's just to make you two idiots happy, really. Seriously, I can tell you not to do this thing, old man, I am a fool after fighting, that’s all right, just smile every day, and live to 99!" The old fishing grandson smiled and threw the broom stick in his hand He looked at the two old men squatting under the quilt with contempt, looking like a fool.
Could it be that the old grandson is cured?
But immediately afterwards, Old Sun swaggered to the place where the spittoon was hidden, and pulled out the spittoon. The spittoon was hidden by them during the day and used as a chamber pot at night.
Old Sun picked up the spittoon and laughed loudly: "Master, I will do it first as a respect."
Lao Qin and the other old man stopped doing it. He dared to drink the wine they hid without catching any fish. If it wasn't for the stick in your hand, the two brothers would really go up and beat you up.
Chen Yusheng was stunned, this...
There is no way that these three old men are the norm in the entire mental hospital, and he is used to it.
After drinking the contents of the spittoon, Lao Sun wiped his mouth happily, and then looked at Lao Qin: "You've been a little angry recently!"
At that time, Lao Chen was about to vomit, what the hell, you drank a piss and said that the person who pissed was a little angry.
"You three, don't be silly. Go downstairs and watch the magic show. If you miss it, you will really miss it." Lao Chen shook his head helplessly, yelled, and turned to leave.
Seeing the back of Lao Chen leaving, the three old men frowned: "Do you think we acted a little too much just now? It scared the kid and ran away."
"It's possible. Old Sun, you are so disrespectful. You are obviously acting, but you actually drink it. Do you know how long I have kept that bottle of wine?"
As he said that, Lao Qin took out a wine bottle from the spittoon, and secretly took a sip himself. This taste is simply not to be enjoyed too much, just like drinking fine wine in the world.
(End of this chapter)
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