My landlord is so crazy

Chapter 465 HLBE
These two old men drank, how could the other one stop, quit immediately, grabbed the bottle and poured it into his mouth.

At the door, the cleaning aunt passed by with a helpless face, and murmured softly: "The poor three old men, who are getting old, want to drink urine, and force others to pee. Isn't your own taste not enough?"

Of course, this is only part of the story. As for the patient in the next ward who couldn't urinate, he was pressed on the bed by the three old men and forcefully poured the contents of the spittoon into his mouth. The picture is very rich.

Because Lao Qin said: "What goes in is urine, and what comes out must be urine, but this spittoon is the wine of the three of them! What comes out must also be wine."

The patient next door was about to cry, besides taking medicine at regular intervals every day, he was forced to drink urine and then pee...

As more and more doctors glanced down through the window and found Chen Jingzhi's figure, they were all as excited as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and ran downstairs quickly, happily opening all the boxes while running. The door of the ward, tell the patients inside that there is a performance downstairs, you guys hurry up and watch it!
The patients all felt that the doctors were a little abnormal today. They thought that the doctors worked hard for their illnesses on weekdays, so they followed them out.

Downstairs, downstairs of the mental hospital, was full of people, even the only black dog in the mental hospital!
"Okay, everyone is welcome to watch my magic tricks, and then our magic tricks will begin." Chen Jingzhi greeted everyone with a smile, and then he jumped onto the roof of the ambulance beside him, taking this place as his own performance The stage is up.

Standing on the roof of the ambulance, Chen Jingzhi first bowed deeply to everyone.

"Hi everyone, I am today's magician. My name is Chen Jingzhi. I want to show you some of my best magic tricks. I hope you will like it."

After finishing speaking, with a wave of Chen Jingzhi's palm, a colorful stick actually appeared in his hand. I don't know where he took it out. Then he smiled slightly, and the colorful stick in his hand flickered in the air. It was very beautiful. This hand made many "spectators" below very happy. They immediately applauded and applauded. Afterwards, Chen Jingzhi flipped his palm again, and the little stick in his hand Throwing it into the sky, the colorful ribbons all over the sky suddenly turned into dancing butterflies, circling around Chen Jingzhi, very beautiful.

Old Chen: "What the hell is magic? It's clearly magic. It's so beautiful and amazing. Chen Jingzhi is awesome!"

Obviously, Lao Chen has become Chen Jingzhi's number one fan.

Chen Jingzhi smiled slightly and looked at Lao Chen in the crowd. How could he easily let go of his number one fan? Remember when he was caught, he kicked himself in the face, and now his mouth still smelled of blood. !
"Okay, next, I need to find an enthusiastic audience to accompany me to complete the next program." After Chen Jingzhi said, many people below enthusiastically raised their hands, expressing their desire to participate in Chen Jingzhi's show For the interactive program, Chen Jingzhi looked around, then stretched out his hand and landed on Lao Chen: "Okay, it's you, you are the luckiest audience."

At that time, Lao Chen felt that he must have spent all the luck in his life, so lucky.

With a wave of Chen Jingzhi's hand, the butterflies flying around him actually flew away from the air, and went straight to Lao Chen, and landed on Lao Chen's body one by one, and brought Lao Chen up from the air. With envious eyes, he was brought to the roof of the car by a group of butterflies. He looked at Chen Jingzhi eagerly, and he didn't arrest him at all because of his viciousness at that time, as if he didn't remember it at all.

"Okay, the next performance..."

"You will smack your big mouth hard, then laugh and let everyone kick you in the face..."

After speaking, the weirdest scene appeared!

Lao Chen actually raised his hand and slapped him hard in the face. At that time, the audience below became even more excited, shouting loudly, as if they really regarded all this as magic.
Lao Chen's slap was really hard. After a slap, both sides of his face were not at the same height, but he grinned, as if it was not his own face, followed by him and raised his hand again, very fast, slap Papa... He slapped his face fiercely.

Then he jumped headfirst from the ambulance, stuck his face out, and waited to be kicked.

Ten minutes later, there was a puddle of blood on the ground, and Lao Chen was almost crushed to pieces.

But the surrounding audience was still very excited, as if nothing happened.

"Okay, today's magic is over. Go back, audience. From now on, I will perform random magic performances every day based on your performance!" Chen Jingzhi waved his hand, and the crowd left with a sense of satisfaction. There was a pool of blood, and the trampled old Chen.

The smile on the corner of Chen Jingzhi's mouth suddenly became gloomy as the crowd left, and then silently followed the crowd back to the mental hospital, found the hospital gown, and put it on, because he felt that the blue and white clothes She was pretty, at least better than the tattered clothes she was wearing.

Afterwards, Chen Jingzhi snapped his fingers again, and the whole mental hospital was in a state of commotion, and everyone woke up from their confusion.

In the doctor's duty room.

"I always feel obedient. Do you have any special feelings, as if we did something just now." Lao Meng rubbed his head, unable to remember what he just did.

Lao Liu coughed dryly and pointed at Lao Meng's feet: "Be careful, next time you finish your work, remember to wash your shoes, at least you should bring a shoe cover, otherwise this matter will be found out, it will be bad for our hospital, Those media will not show mercy to us."

Lao Meng looked down at his feet in a daze: "No, I haven't patrolled the room today, why is there blood on the call, hey, Lao Cui, you also have blood on your feet, could it be that you made it dirty? something!"

Immediately, the doctors in the doctor's duty room were stunned. For some reason, their feet were stained with blood.

It wasn't until later that everyone discovered that Lao Chen was lying on the ground in a sticky puddle.

Everyone is talking about it, Lao Chen looks normal and he is very normal!Nothing to worry about!Why did he jump off the building? What went wrong?

In the end, everyone came to a conclusion that it might be the HLBE at home. I couldn't bear it, so I jumped off the building directly.

(End of this chapter)