My landlord is so crazy

Chapter 532 The Fatal Point

But in this dangerous wilderness, humans are the most dangerous.

Teacher Liu looked at the expectant eyes of the children below, smiled triumphantly, and pushed his glasses.

Chen Yuyang was lying outside the window, and asked curiously: "Teacher, what does the car look like? Do you eat grass or eat meat?"

Teacher Liu held back for a long time: "Get lost."

In fact, Mr. Liu himself doesn’t know what the car looks like. The most important thing is that he has never seen it at all. The news he knows is just from others, and then he arranges everything according to the logical relationship. , the students didn't ask themselves what cars and trains look like, but you, Chen Yuyang, are excellent or something, don't know if you can't imagine it?

Chen Yuyang has a toothache. He has known Mr. Liu for not a day or two. Generally, when he doesn't know or how to answer, he will use the all-encompassing word "roll" to cover the past, which saves trouble and effort. There is no lack of foil Showing the height of a knowledgeable person can kill three birds with one stone.

Teacher Liu continued: "In the world we live in now...to be precise, in the wasteland, all creatures have undergone shocking mutations. Take creatures like rabbits as an example. Before the catastrophe, they were raised at home. My little pet is docile and cute, and can even act cute."

The students couldn't believe it, because the smallest rabbit is half the height of a person, and it can jump so far in one go. If you kick a person's head, it will definitely make a hole in the head. This kind of thing There are still people who dare to raise them. Although rabbits still only eat grass no matter how evolved they are, those scarlet eyes cannot be compared with cuteness and gentleness!
"Besides rabbits, there are also creatures like cattle, sheep, dogs, and rats that are also changing. Of course, they all maintain their original nature. Cattle and sheep eat grass, mice like to steal and eat, and like to live in the dark. As for dogs... ..." Teacher Liu thought for a while: "Maybe I still like to eat shit!"

The last sentence was so flavorful that all the children in the class made expressions of vomiting.

Chen Yuyang didn't think there was anything wrong, at least the dog was smart enough. In this wasteland, where any food is in short supply, things like feces can't be guaranteed, at least they are not poisonous.

"In addition to living things, plants are also mutating. Take the Chinese cabbage, garlic sprouts, coriander, radish, and potatoes that we often eat. After you shrink them ten times, that is what they looked like before evolution. As for Why do they evolve? A scholar once told me that this is because God is merciful to human beings and cannot bear the extinction of human beings in disasters, so these foods are also evolving. Originally, two cabbages were enough for a family to eat, but now one cabbage This is a gift from nature, and we must know how to be grateful.” Teacher Liu said, and Chen Yuyang agrees with this, because without these evolved foods, there may be very few human beings who can really survive. Facing the harsh environment and evolved beasts, human beings are still the weakest race even if they take up arms. Of course, some people would say that human beings did not hold hot weapons enough to conquer the entire universe?But now even if you have a complete set of thermal weapon manufacturing blueprints, you may not be able to make them, because with the fall of civilization, knowledge has been broken, even if you have the entire thermal weapon manufacturing blueprints, you may not be able to make weapons. Besides, even if it can be made, it is definitely in the hands of a very small number of people, because people know that as long as they master thermal weapons, it is equivalent to mastering the power enough to challenge the gods, so these refugees don't know .

"Then what we're going to talk about next is survival in the wild. The first thing is, what should we do if we encounter a threat? Let's take a cat as an example. Cats include tigers, lions, and leopards." …Because cats are all mammals, they have bones and subcutaneous tissue similar to humans, and they have strong explosive power. They have this kind of prey that likes to play, and they will eat the prey after they are exhausted At the same time, this kind of creature has a strong running ability. If you encounter it on the wasteland, the first thing to do is not to run, because you can't run away at all, instead of wasting your strength on running for your life , it's better to turn around and face the feline attack, don't turn your back to it, because it will make him more interested in hunting, you have to stop and look directly into his eyes, find out The moment it pounces on you, aim at the vital points and shoot quickly, then you have a [-]% chance of surviving, of course, it is also possible that they will give up on you as their prey, but only if you can reveal enough to scare them." Teacher Liu said , Regarding this point, he actually saw it on the tree: "Okay, then let me talk about the fatal points of these animals. First, the eyes. When you have the opportunity to attack the eyes of these animals, you must Don't keep your hands, and attack it fiercely towards its eyes. As long as it causes visual damage to him, the chance of survival may be greater. The second is his neck, which is the first attack point aimed at when mammals hunt. It is the throat, biting off the throat is equivalent to directly crippling the prey, this is not what they learned, but because their own weakness lies in the throat..."

Chen Yuyang coughed dryly: "Teacher, that mane dog?"

The corner of Teacher Liu's mouth twitched: "Get out, those who are outside the window are not qualified to speak."

Chen Yuyang expressed his helplessness. Shouldn't he be praised for his passion for learning and actively asking questions?

Mr. Liu must have forgotten about the mane dog, otherwise he would definitely give another example, who made this thing have such a unique hobby and likes to bite its butt.

"Of course, if you have a direct conflict with these mammals, you must react quickly enough to ensure that their sharp claws will not hurt your body, because their nails are full of bacteria and viruses, and they are also very sharp. , even a slight swipe will bruise you. In our small town, the level of medical care is limited, and antibiotics are very rare, let alone rabies vaccines, so you must be careful after encountering them. Scratch, otherwise, even if you survive, you will die." Teacher Liu thought for a while and continued, he really didn't want to talk about the medical level in the refugee area, and once again he had a wisdom tooth, so he wanted to ask about it Can it be pulled out? The doctor said yes.
(End of this chapter)