My landlord is so crazy
Chapter 533 In the Wild
Chapter 533 In the Wild
Then I put Teacher Liu on the operating table. Of course, seeing Teacher Liu's identity, the medical expenses were discounted by [-]%, but when the doctor came in with dismantling pliers, Teacher Liu's liver trembled at the time, although The conditions are a little bit difficult, and I will admit that you bring a tool pliers, anyway, as long as you can pull out the tooth, you should at least give it an injection of anesthesia!
Now it's the doctor's turn to be confused: "There are anesthetics, but I don't know how to use them. Where can I get them?"
The little nurse at the side thought for a while: "Let's hit the leg!"
doctor:"???"
Little nurse: "This way he won't be able to run away when he's in pain."
Teacher Liu: "I really thank you and your family!"
At that time, Mr. Liu didn’t pull out his wisdom teeth, even if he had a mouth full of wisdom teeth. It was so frightening. Anesthesia hit his legs. This doctor must be a veterinarian!
Closer to home, Teacher Liu continued: "When we ensure that we are safe enough, we have to find a way to attack the target. When attacking, we must pay attention to everything that can be used around us, such as big trees, stones, soil, etc. Pit, this kind of thing that can be used to cause trouble for prey, we humans do not have hard claws, nor particularly solid skin, it is difficult for our nails to penetrate into the skin of these animals, so we need tools. So in our human civilization, we have always been the rulers of this planet, maybe it has something to do with our ability to use weapons!"
On this point, Chen Yuyang agrees very much. I have encountered this kind of mammal many times in the wasteland, and I don’t have any particularly sharp weapons on my body. With the surrounding terrain and sharp stones, those that can cause damage arms.
"Teacher, wolves should also be mammals, so what should we do if we encounter wolves?" My teacher will definitely like a student like Chen Yuyang, otherwise this teacher will go to class every day, and there will be no squeak after the class, except for gossiping and deserting, this is completely like giving a lecture to Robbie Cabbage, which is a bit interesting Neither, so teachers prefer students who like to ask questions.
But Mr. Liu, he may only have half a bowl of water in the ocean of knowledge.
Teacher Liu thought for a while, and this time it was rare that he didn't use the shameful word "roll" this time. He pushed his glasses and said, "Wolves are indeed mammals, but within the range of our [-] Sky City Inside, wolves will not appear at all, because when the city of the sky was built, those private armed forces have completely removed all threats in the area, so there will be no creatures like wolves at all, but there are also things. Except, if you really encounter a wolf on the wasteland, then classmate Chen Yuyang, as a senior hunter, what do you think should be done?"
Chen Yuyang thought for a while: "I might run away and find a good place facing the water and backing the mountains."
Teacher Liu: "Hiding? Use the mountains as a cover to ensure your safety. At the same time, where there is water, wild animals will come to the river, so that you will not starve to death. Yes, this is a good suggestion."
Chen Yuyang shook his head: "This place has good Fengshui and is suitable for a cemetery."
The whole class was in an uproar, and even Teacher Liu's expression was a little stuck, what a goddamn graveyard.
However, Teacher Liu really has no way to refute Chen Yuyang's choice. It is true that once you become the prey of a wolf, you cannot survive unless you have absolute divine help. When he launched an attack on his prey, it meant that the wolves had already made all the preparations, and even made arrangements for retreat, so when he encountered wolves, there was no way out. Would it be a bit cruel for them to face this kind of life-and-death decision so early, but it is like this on the wasteland now, even if he doesn't talk about it, these children will understand sooner or later, and sooner or later, Teacher Liu feels a little bit cruel. Tangled.
"That classmate Chen Yuyang just said that even if we die, we can collect blessings for future generations and bless future generations..."
Chen Yuyang admired Mr. Liu's nonsense. This person is gone, maybe there will be a queen, and it will be a blessing.
"By the way, in the wild, I'll give you some distances. Some things are edible, and some things must not be eaten, because after eating, it will send you away, and you don't even need to say hello."
"In the wild, as long as you encounter white liquid juice, you must not drink it, because it is absolutely poisonous and very poisonous, and the water flowing from the tree, as long as the color is clear, there is a 50.00% chance that it is not It’s poisonous, so don’t drink it when it’s not critical. You can choose the needle-shaped leaves to get water. Although it’s a little less, the water in the needle-shaped leaves is absolutely drinkable. There’s another kind of water that’s absolutely safe. That is mountain spring water. Generally, mountain spring water is very common in caves. Mountain spring water has been purified layer by layer and has reached the point of absolute purity. It doesn’t matter if you drink it directly, but don’t drink too much, if you really want to drink it , you can find a vessel that can be heated, and boil it for more than 10 minutes before drinking."
"Water is the most indispensable part of our body. We can persist even when we are hungry. Once we lack water, all functions in the human body will continue to decline until you are completely powerless and faint on the wasteland. After talking about water, we Let’s talk about food again. There are many wild fruits in the mountains and forests, and many people in our refugee area will collect wild fruits from the mountains and forests, and then sell them in the refugee areas, but there are many wild fruits here that cannot be eaten, because wild fruits It contains a lot of toxins, which may be nothing at the time. If the toxins are lighter, they will have diarrhea for a few days. If the toxins are heavier, they will convulse, foam at the mouth, and die of suffocation. The lighter the color of the wild fruit For example, turquoise, light red, and yellow-brown fruits must not be eaten, because these fruits are highly poisonous, and then those lavender and purple fruits are 50.00% poisonous, unless they are about to starve to death. Next, don't try it, otherwise it will be the same as starving to death. Then there are those black fruits, even dark red fruits. These fruits are edible, but some are very sour and also very sweet. Of course, if the fruit tastes astringent, throw it away quickly, eating the astringent fruit is definitely not good for your health, and it will cause serious problems.”
(End of this chapter)
Then I put Teacher Liu on the operating table. Of course, seeing Teacher Liu's identity, the medical expenses were discounted by [-]%, but when the doctor came in with dismantling pliers, Teacher Liu's liver trembled at the time, although The conditions are a little bit difficult, and I will admit that you bring a tool pliers, anyway, as long as you can pull out the tooth, you should at least give it an injection of anesthesia!
Now it's the doctor's turn to be confused: "There are anesthetics, but I don't know how to use them. Where can I get them?"
The little nurse at the side thought for a while: "Let's hit the leg!"
doctor:"???"
Little nurse: "This way he won't be able to run away when he's in pain."
Teacher Liu: "I really thank you and your family!"
At that time, Mr. Liu didn’t pull out his wisdom teeth, even if he had a mouth full of wisdom teeth. It was so frightening. Anesthesia hit his legs. This doctor must be a veterinarian!
Closer to home, Teacher Liu continued: "When we ensure that we are safe enough, we have to find a way to attack the target. When attacking, we must pay attention to everything that can be used around us, such as big trees, stones, soil, etc. Pit, this kind of thing that can be used to cause trouble for prey, we humans do not have hard claws, nor particularly solid skin, it is difficult for our nails to penetrate into the skin of these animals, so we need tools. So in our human civilization, we have always been the rulers of this planet, maybe it has something to do with our ability to use weapons!"
On this point, Chen Yuyang agrees very much. I have encountered this kind of mammal many times in the wasteland, and I don’t have any particularly sharp weapons on my body. With the surrounding terrain and sharp stones, those that can cause damage arms.
"Teacher, wolves should also be mammals, so what should we do if we encounter wolves?" My teacher will definitely like a student like Chen Yuyang, otherwise this teacher will go to class every day, and there will be no squeak after the class, except for gossiping and deserting, this is completely like giving a lecture to Robbie Cabbage, which is a bit interesting Neither, so teachers prefer students who like to ask questions.
But Mr. Liu, he may only have half a bowl of water in the ocean of knowledge.
Teacher Liu thought for a while, and this time it was rare that he didn't use the shameful word "roll" this time. He pushed his glasses and said, "Wolves are indeed mammals, but within the range of our [-] Sky City Inside, wolves will not appear at all, because when the city of the sky was built, those private armed forces have completely removed all threats in the area, so there will be no creatures like wolves at all, but there are also things. Except, if you really encounter a wolf on the wasteland, then classmate Chen Yuyang, as a senior hunter, what do you think should be done?"
Chen Yuyang thought for a while: "I might run away and find a good place facing the water and backing the mountains."
Teacher Liu: "Hiding? Use the mountains as a cover to ensure your safety. At the same time, where there is water, wild animals will come to the river, so that you will not starve to death. Yes, this is a good suggestion."
Chen Yuyang shook his head: "This place has good Fengshui and is suitable for a cemetery."
The whole class was in an uproar, and even Teacher Liu's expression was a little stuck, what a goddamn graveyard.
However, Teacher Liu really has no way to refute Chen Yuyang's choice. It is true that once you become the prey of a wolf, you cannot survive unless you have absolute divine help. When he launched an attack on his prey, it meant that the wolves had already made all the preparations, and even made arrangements for retreat, so when he encountered wolves, there was no way out. Would it be a bit cruel for them to face this kind of life-and-death decision so early, but it is like this on the wasteland now, even if he doesn't talk about it, these children will understand sooner or later, and sooner or later, Teacher Liu feels a little bit cruel. Tangled.
"That classmate Chen Yuyang just said that even if we die, we can collect blessings for future generations and bless future generations..."
Chen Yuyang admired Mr. Liu's nonsense. This person is gone, maybe there will be a queen, and it will be a blessing.
"By the way, in the wild, I'll give you some distances. Some things are edible, and some things must not be eaten, because after eating, it will send you away, and you don't even need to say hello."
"In the wild, as long as you encounter white liquid juice, you must not drink it, because it is absolutely poisonous and very poisonous, and the water flowing from the tree, as long as the color is clear, there is a 50.00% chance that it is not It’s poisonous, so don’t drink it when it’s not critical. You can choose the needle-shaped leaves to get water. Although it’s a little less, the water in the needle-shaped leaves is absolutely drinkable. There’s another kind of water that’s absolutely safe. That is mountain spring water. Generally, mountain spring water is very common in caves. Mountain spring water has been purified layer by layer and has reached the point of absolute purity. It doesn’t matter if you drink it directly, but don’t drink too much, if you really want to drink it , you can find a vessel that can be heated, and boil it for more than 10 minutes before drinking."
"Water is the most indispensable part of our body. We can persist even when we are hungry. Once we lack water, all functions in the human body will continue to decline until you are completely powerless and faint on the wasteland. After talking about water, we Let’s talk about food again. There are many wild fruits in the mountains and forests, and many people in our refugee area will collect wild fruits from the mountains and forests, and then sell them in the refugee areas, but there are many wild fruits here that cannot be eaten, because wild fruits It contains a lot of toxins, which may be nothing at the time. If the toxins are lighter, they will have diarrhea for a few days. If the toxins are heavier, they will convulse, foam at the mouth, and die of suffocation. The lighter the color of the wild fruit For example, turquoise, light red, and yellow-brown fruits must not be eaten, because these fruits are highly poisonous, and then those lavender and purple fruits are 50.00% poisonous, unless they are about to starve to death. Next, don't try it, otherwise it will be the same as starving to death. Then there are those black fruits, even dark red fruits. These fruits are edible, but some are very sour and also very sweet. Of course, if the fruit tastes astringent, throw it away quickly, eating the astringent fruit is definitely not good for your health, and it will cause serious problems.”
(End of this chapter)
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