My landlord is so crazy

Chapter 547 Toothache
It was a barren land for ten miles, the land was pitch black, even the rivers had dried up on the hills, and the white bones were still faintly visible on the ground, all of which told a tragic story. Monkey King was stunned, if he hadn't seen the water curtain There are three big characters in the hole, he never thought that this is his Huaguo Mountain?
After he regained his life, what he cared about most in his heart was his monkey grandchildren. Now looking at the devastated Huaguo Mountain, a line of tears flowed across Sun Wukong's cheek, and his heart ached.

He walked away, and slowly came to the water curtain cave, looking at the dark cave, looking at the rotting bones on the ground, Monkey King's body was trembling, looking at the cave, as if he had returned to his monkey The monkey grandchildren surrounded him and kindly called the Great King, the Monkey King of Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave, Monkey King Monkey King, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven.

"Ha ha……"

Sun Wukong smiled lowly, and as he waved his hand, the entire Huaguo Mountain was enveloped by a powerful force, as if a barrier fell from the sky and knocked down the entire earth. A sentence echoed in his mind: "The old man practiced Zen and meditated. Are you willing to learn the method of heart-chanting?"

"The old man has the heart of immortality, see through the world's grievances, and break the law of karma. Would you like to learn it?"

"The old man taught you to eat fast and meditate, and devote yourself to cultivating the Tao. Are you willing to learn?"

Every time, Sun Wukong replied: "I don't want to."

That voice is the voice of Patriarch Bodhi, that is the voice of Patriarch.

As a result, every time the ruler was knocked on Monkey King's head three times, a bell would ring in his mind... In the middle of the night, Monkey King came to the Patriarch's meditation room, and there were three ancient bronze lamps in front of the Patriarch, which were burning. Flame, Sun Wukong was puzzled, but he didn't dare to disturb the patriarch, so he knelt at the side, and fell down. As the dawn approached, the patriarch sighed and stood up, looking at Sun Wukong with a bit of reluctance in his eyes and loving kindness.

"Wukong, your destiny is extraordinary, and there are wind and rain in your destiny. Today, the old man will pass on a dharma to you. Remember, you can only use this dharma once in this life. In addition, my teacher will also teach you 72 changes in the sky. , and a somersaulting cloud that has been struggling for thousands of miles, I hope you will take care of yourself in the future..."

That night, the patriarch and Sun Wukong talked a lot. Sun Wukong is a kind of spiritual person who learns things very quickly. He has kept the words of the patriarch in his heart so far. He thought he would never use them again in his life, but who would have thought that he would really I still use it, the patriarch has great powers, and he has already participated in his own experience.

"Patriarch, where are you, this disciple misses you so much."

Sun Wukong murmured silently, then wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, followed by him ruthlessly pulling a monkey hair between his eyebrows, and threw it into the air with his hand: "The creation of heaven and earth is immeasurable, all things are immeasurable, and all things have a beginning." , all things have an end, the end of all things is the beginning, and all things are regarded as the end, may the thought of this life call the gods back..."

This is a mantra for bringing the dead back to life. Patriarch Bodhi once calculated that Sun Wukong would have this calamity in the future, but this mantra was only used by Patriarch Bodhi to ask Sun Wukong to save his life, because once this method is used, he will never enter reincarnation and heaven. The body dies, the soul flies away, and there is no afterlife.

This method is called "Crossing the Calamity to Rebirth"!
But now, Sun Wukong is going to use this method to save his monkey grandchildren in Huaguo Mountain. He wants to use his own future and no return in this life as the price to save his monkey grandchildren.

Even if from now on, his soul will fly away, he will not hesitate.

After the words were spoken, the moment the mantra was activated, a weak wind blew up on the ground. Where the wind passed by, the originally scorched land returned to life, and even the river flowed. A piece of skeleton, like going back in time, slowly recovered until it turned into a group of monkeys, but these monkeys needed a few days of cultivation to wake up because they had just recovered their bodies...

Sun Wukong looked at the returning monkeys and grandchildren and smiled: "Go to sleep, the old grandson will avenge you."

The voice fell, and when Sun Wukong walked up to the sky of Huaguo Mountain with a golden cudgel in his hand, the black ash on his body peeled off little by little, and the golden armor patterns slowly condensed until he stood on the top of the sky, wearing a golden armor. Chain mail, braids on the top of the head, cloud boots on the feet, and a golden cudgel in his hand... The majestic Monkey King is back.

He threw the golden cudgel in the air, and whispered in his mouth: "Bigger, bigger, bigger..."

Under his command, the golden cudgel rapidly swelled until it turned into a stick hundreds of feet thicker. Then Monkey King picked up the stick with a smile, looked towards the direction of heaven in the distance, and smashed it down fiercely. .

In the heavenly court, all the officials were flustered. They looked at the bald Taishang Laojun anxiously. Even the emperor's eyelids jumped wildly. Could it be that he was really asked to fight with monkeys?But he can't beat it, what should we do?Could it be that he really let this monkey destroy his heaven?

At this time, someone suggested: "My lord, the Emperor of Heaven, please go to the Western Bliss, and invite Guanyin."

The Heavenly Emperor's eyes lit up: "Master Guanyin may not be able to deter this monstrous monkey anymore, you hold on here, I will invite the Western Venerable, Tathagata Buddha, his magic power is enough to deter this monstrous monkey."

"I'm willing to escort you together." Everyone looked at the Heavenly Emperor eagerly.

Heavenly Emperor has a toothache, don't you understand what he said?You stand here first, stop that monstrous monkey, and I'll get you reinforcements, what kind of business are you going to do with me!

Everyone said, you clearly want us to be cannon fodder and run away by yourself.

Just as everyone was struggling, suddenly a powerful oppressive force came from above their heads like a dome covering the sky, and saw a stick surrounded by a thick sea of ​​flames fall down and aimed directly at Tiangong.

"Fuck me, he's Malago, the four heavenly kings, hold on quickly, and you bastards, hold on quickly, if this broken stick smashes my heaven , I want you all to turn into pigs in the lower realms. By the way, Marshal Tianpeng, let him rescue him. What are his [-] Tianhe sailors doing? Did he go down to cast a pig fetus?" The Emperor's eyelids twitched wildly, and all the people jumped up at that time, pointing at all the officials and yelling, each and every one of them still cared about the Emperor's greeting, and ran away long ago, but before leaving Another kind-hearted man said to Tian: "Heavenly Emperor, Marshal Tianpeng has been demoted by you to the mortal world and cast into a pig's womb. Counting the days, it is estimated that he has matured now. If there is trouble, he will be on the dining table..."

Emperor of Heaven: "Braised pork?"

Kind person: "???"

What time is it, still thinking about braised pork, what shit!

(End of this chapter)