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Chapter 548 Are you still shaving your head?

With one stick, the Heavenly Court collapsed, and even the throne of the Heavenly Emperor was smashed to pieces. This time, the Heavenly Emperor's fire also came up: "What the hell, a mere monster monkey dares to destroy my Divine Palace, do you really think I'm bullying?"

After the harsh words, the Emperor of Heaven ran away, heading straight for the Western Paradise, shouting wildly as he ran: "Buddha, help, Buddha, help!"

Behind him, Sun Wukong came laughing and holding a golden cudgel, passing by the Nantian Gate, where the four heavenly kings guarding the Nantian Gate stood there without daring to move, as if they hadn't seen Monkey King.

"You four, you were there when I destroyed Huaguo Mountain. Go to Huaguo Mountain and kneel next to the water curtain cave. When will you kneel until the durian tree bears fruit? If anyone dares not kneel, I will break it myself. He is divine."

The Four Heavenly Kings were dripping with cold sweat at that time, and they went straight to Huaguo Mountain without saying a word, and many heavenly soldiers and generals also ran away behind them.

"Aren't you quite proud back then?" Monkey King looked coldly at the crowd who were about to kneel and wait for the durian tree to bear fruit as they walked towards Huaguo Mountain. After thinking about it carefully, it seemed that the durian tree was not in Huaguo Mountain...

Walking all the way, Sun Wukong came to the heavenly court, looked at the broken heavenly court, and all the officials stood there, they thought that the stone monkey had enmity with the emperor of heaven at most, so why should they hide, talking about their grievances with the stone monkey , It's so small that it's not worth using a knife or a gun!

"I'll wait for the return of Monkey King..."

Hundreds of officials and generals stood respectfully on both sides and bowed to Sun Wukong, as humble as they wanted to be. The Emperor of Heaven, who was fleeing for his life in the distance, was so angry that he almost hiccupped. What a group of white-eyed wolves. You are not too thin, once something happened, you turned your back on yourself one by one, and you didn’t want to look like a green lotus. The Emperor of Heaven thought about whether to turn back and kick a few times, but thought that it was very likely to be kicked. He was relieved that it was him who was hurting, and it was better to rush to Xitian to rescue the soldiers as soon as possible.

Sun Wukong looked at Baiguan and smiled coldly: "You guys are good at calculating."

Everyone smiled bitterly, with embarrassment on their faces, and someone stood up at this time: "Great Sage, the old emperor of heaven is running to the west. With your speed, I guess you can catch up in a somersault." Nezha three The prince said with a righteous face, in fact, the two had already made friends as early as the time when Monkey King fought against the Heavenly Court, and he was the only friend of Chen Yuyang among the gods. Frowning: "Baby..." Sun Wukong raised his head and glanced at Li Jing, his eyes fell on the pagoda in his hand, the last one seemed to be smashed by himself.

Li Jing thought for a while: "Great Sage, I have a dog-beating stick here, which can help the Great Sage."

"What's the use of a dog-beating stick? I have a bottle of Shixiang Ruanjin powder here. As long as it is contaminated with a little bit, it will surely turn Tiandi Laozi into water."

"Great officials, the Emperor of Heaven used to treat you kindly, but now all of you are treacherous and willing to sell your souls. My clairvoyant despises your company, you bunch of villains." Clairvoyant then turned towards Monkey King Walked over: "Great Sage, I'll show you the way. Old Emperor Tiandi, buddy, I've disliked him for a long time."

Everyone booed!
Thunder God and Lightning Mother: "Great Sage, I summon the Nine Heavens God Lei to lay a large net of heaven and earth in this world, even if the old emperor of that day has three heads and six arms, he will not be able to escape."

Taibai Jinxing: "Great Sage, the whisk in my hand was cultivated from the extremely cold fairy vines in Kunlun Fairy Mountain. I explain it very clearly. Once I catch the old man of the Emperor of Heaven and tie him up with my whisk, he will definitely not be able to escape. When the time comes... The Hercules broke his leg and fed it to Zhenjun Erlang's dog."

On the side, Erlang Zhenjun frowned: "That's my uncle..."

At that time, Monkey King looked sideways, and the golden cudgel in his hand was buzzing.

Zhenjun Erlang thought for a while: "I'll show you how to shave your head in the first month."

The Heavenly Emperor, who was fleeing for his life in the distance, was in a bad mood, what a big deal!One draws a small circle in his heart, and the account will be settled bit by bit in the future.

Sun Wukong waved his hand: "I don't need you, my old grandson can still catch him." When the voice fell, Monkey King's figure had slowly disappeared. It turned out that he had already left. It's just an afterimage.

Everyone let out a long sigh, and finally sent the plague god away.

Everyone looked at each other, and then looked at Taishang Laojun. It seems that Taishang Laojun has a higher status here.

"Sir, you..."

"Okay, I know, bury all the things I just experienced in my heart, and seal it up. No matter who mentions this matter, if you kill me and refuse to admit it, then even the Emperor of Heaven will have no choice but to never let the wind out." Shang Laojun thought about it and said yes.

On the side, Zhenjun Erlang hesitated and said, "Should I still shave my head?"

Clairvoyance thought for a while and then looked down, muttering: "In three or four minutes, it will be the first month of the lower realm. You wait for the first month before shaving."

Everyone really waited until the first month of the lunar year, and forced Zhenjun Erlang to shave his head, because everyone must have a common secret in order not to expose each other, otherwise what will you do if you expose everyone afterwards?Empty words have no basis, so you can only shave your head. Only after everyone has a common secret can you believe that you will really mention everyone to keep the secret.

Erlang Zhenjun touched his own light-purified head, and he was not too dazed. The Xiaotian dog beside him kept barking, making people upset, so Erlang Zhenjun waved his hand, pressed the Xiaotian dog, and gave it a bald head , the shiny one.

Roaring Dog: "???"

……

Monkey King caught up with the Heavenly Emperor and was about to strike when suddenly a deep voice came from a distance: "Wukong, don't make any more karma."

Hearing the voice, the Heavenly Emperor was overjoyed at the time, it was his rescuers, and he was all excited at the time, wasn't the voice just like the Tathagata Buddha, since he had a backer, there was no need for him to coward this monkey.

Immediately, the Emperor of Heaven stopped and pointed at Monkey King: "Monkey monkey, do you still remember that I once told you that you are just a dog in my eyes, even if you are invincible now, so what, the dog is Dog, oh, by the way, I want to share my joy with you. At that time, you may still be lying in the gossip furnace. I sent heavenly soldiers and generals to your Huaguo Mountain. You don’t know how amazing the scene was. It's wonderful, the fires all over the mountains and plains have been burning for a full ten years, ten years, even the sweet potatoes buried in the ground have been directly simmered and lost, and those annoying monkeys, I see them tearing their hearts in the flames lung-cracking roar,

(End of this chapter)