My landlord is so crazy

Chapter 550 Chapter 553

After checking the situation in the room, there was no sign of anyone walking in, so Chen Yuyang let go of the knife in his hand, tidied it up and went out, his head was groggy, but he remembered one thing very clearly, I had a dream about Monkey King.

It’s just that Chen Yuyang doesn’t know who Sun Wukong is. In his dream, he likes Sun Wukong very much, because he dares to fight, not necessarily for what, but for his own comfort, for his own monkey grandson, he can sacrifice everything in himself Chen Yuyang likes the character of daring to love and dare to hate.

So in order to find out whether Monkey King is an illusion conceived in his own mind or whether it really exists, he thinks it is better to ask the most knowledgeable person in the market town. Of course, the most knowledgeable person in the market town should be Mr. Liu.

In the school, Chen Yuyang looked at Mr. Liu with a look of eagerness to learn. Mr. Liu had a painful face and held back for a long time: "First of all, I may know a little about the Monkey King you mentioned. This person was a hero in that world at that time. , Dare to challenge, dare to discover himself, he has the power to challenge the gods, but he didn't use it where he really should use it."

Chen Yuyang rubbed his head: "Teacher, I don't really understand. If you don't know, don't fool me. Why do I feel that I think differently from you?"

Teacher Liu smiled mysteriously: "If you are like me, you will be the teacher of this school."

Chen Yuyang was right when he thought about it, it seemed that this was really the case.

Teacher Liu continued: "To describe the story of Monkey King, this book should be called Water Margin..." Teacher Liu thought for a long time, and felt that only Water Margin could fit the image of Monkey King. At least Marshal Tianpeng was in charge of a hundred thousand navy Well, with so much water, it can’t be called Water Margin. The author must be out of his mind. Secondly, according to normal cultural readings, biography generally refers to a certain person’s experience of a fixed person, so it fits well. This image of Monkey King.

Chen Yuyang felt that the name "Water Margin" was also right: "Teacher, is Monkey King right or wrong in Water Margin?"

Teacher Liu thought for a while: "Right or wrong, wrong or good, he is just a person who is both righteous and evil. He challenged the authority in order to break through the current constraints, but he never thought of those who sacrificed for him to challenge the authority." People who die, this is not good, but evil, just like in an avalanche, although no snowflake is innocent, but after all, this avalanche can only be formed after the accumulation of countless snowflakes, brought into the story, led by Monkey King With so many monsters attacking the Heavenly Court, has he ever thought that these monsters are really willing to be with him, or are they just afraid of the golden cudgel in his hand?"

Chen Yuyang corrected: "Golden Cudgel!"

Teacher Liu looked at Chen Yuyang and held back for a long time: "Get lost!"

Regarding this topic, Mr. Liu chose to close the microphone, because no matter how much he could make up by himself, he had no choice but to pretend that he understood but didn’t want to talk about it. Of course, if it wasn’t for the fact that Chen Yuyang took out two cigarettes In fact, it is impossible for me to even have the idea of ​​​​editing.

Today, Teacher Liu is still teaching the course of survival in the wasteland. Chen Yuyang sat in the classroom dozing off with joy, because what Teacher Liu said was what he would give to Teacher Liu. Many times, there are many places where Teacher Liu What he said was not quite right, and he wanted to stand up and refute, but because of the chalk stub in Mrs. Liu's hand, Chen Yuyang felt that the word "disaster comes from the mouth" was really appropriate.

Everyone in the refugee area is very nervous about eating. There is no pencil, so even in the school, the chalk used by Mr. Liu is just a red brick that has been ground into a chalk-like shape. It was learned that in the previous civilization, teachers especially liked to hit students with chalk heads, which made Chen Yuyang feel that these students must have a hard head to prevent them from being hit by this thing. It is also a very powerful story that there was no accident.

Finally, when school was over, Chen Yuyang tidied up his desk boredly. After the students left, Teacher Liu looked at Chen Yuyang eagerly: "Hurry up, hurry up, it's time to prepare tomorrow's textbooks."

Chen Yuyang said in his heart, you are afraid that you want me to sleep in your class in the future, but he has no courage to say it, because Mr. Liu can make himself sit by the window with just a word, and the treatment is not ordinary, but Chen Yuyang is I really don’t want to listen to Mr. Liu’s field survival class, because these things are all copied from me, and these things are all sorted out by myself. Instead of listening to these boring courses, it’s better to let myself Listening to Chinese Mathematics Thunder, it happened that Chen Yuyang felt that he had some problems with pi, because after [-], Mr. Liu said it too fast that day, so he didn’t remember it, although he didn’t know pi What is the use of this kind of thing in the wasteland, but at least it is relatively long. According to Mr. Liu, there are unlimited numbers behind the pi. Even if it is said that the sky city has collapsed, it may not be the end. Now that there is a place to use it, at least it can annoy people, right?
In the end, Chen Yuyang provided Mr. Liu with a lot of survival materials on the wasteland at the cost of eating two mouthfuls of cabbage leaves. If Chen Yuyang were to teach this class, he felt that he would be able to explain it in more detail and more clearly than Mr. Liu. At the very least, I will not tell students that if they encounter thorny plants in the wild, they must be edible. Chen Yuyang does not agree with this point of view, because if they encounter such a thing as a cactus, Even if I really eat it, I am afraid that I will have a stomachache for a few days.

After Teacher Liu collected enough material for the class, he looked at Chen Yuyang L with a straight face: "Aren't you going home to sleep at this late hour? I don't have a place for you to sleep here."

Chen Yuyang: "???"

The next day, Chen Yuyang didn't go to the school because he looked at the sky outside, it was a gray sky, in the midwinter season, the weather usually changes, if it's not good, there might be heavy snow today, and Before the heavy snow closes the mountains, it is the most diligent time for many animals to go out to find food, because they understand the weather better than humans, so this is a good time for hunting. Chen Yuyang thought that it is time for winter, and it is time to prepare some for himself. Cotton clothes are gone, I can't put on summer clothes layer by layer in winter!

After waking up early in the morning, Chen Yuyang stepped on the hazy dawn and walked along the familiar path to the wasteland. This time, he set his target on rats like squirrels or bamboo rats.
(End of this chapter)