My landlord is so crazy

Chapter 549

Then I watched myself being burned to ashes, that feeling was really good, but how could I let them die so carefreely, I made a special confession, and guaranteed that they would never die before they were burned to ashes. Damn, tsk tsk, I still enjoy that expression, the screams all over the mountains and plains, by the way, I even had some monkey brains harvested at that time, don't say that this thing tastes really delicious, and a little chili oil is absolutely delicious It's delicious, and when you eat it, you must eat it fresh. You can directly catch a live monkey, pry open the lid of the sky and pour oil into it. It's not too fragrant. "

Sun Wukong stood still slowly, his eyes were so cold that they could swallow the whole earth.

He didn't understand who this voice was, and he could give the Emperor of Heaven such courage to say that in front of him. Is this person very powerful?
"Are you courting death?" When Sun Wukong's deep voice sounded, there was a gust of wind whizzing around, and the fierce wind carried a knife-like sting, and went straight to the Emperor of Heaven.

The Emperor of Heaven smiled proudly: "The Buddha has come, and you are the one who died."

But at this time, a voice suddenly came to the Emperor's mind: "Are you stupid? If I arrive, I will scare him with words? Why don't you run fast? It will take at least 5 minutes before I arrive. Now, if you can't resist these 5 minutes, you will blame yourself, you are the one who sat."

The Emperor of Heaven trembled: "You really didn't say it earlier."

At that time, the Emperor of Heaven looked at Sun Wukong, with an apologetic smile on his face: "What about the great sage, why don't we run a race?"

Where did Sun Wukong give the Emperor of Heaven a chance to talk nonsense, and suddenly he threw his stick at the Emperor of Heaven. The force of that stick was like the sky falling apart. Although the Emperor of Heaven was afraid, but he could become the Emperor of Heaven, so he naturally had his own strength. His strength can be seen in the entire heaven It is also the absolute first, the Emperor of Heaven flicked his sleeves: "I don't know good or bad." Immediately after he waved his arm and pinched his handprints quickly, he looked at Monkey King: "Do you know what I went through when I was a little monk?" This kind of tempering can achieve the status of today's Emperor of Heaven. This is not something you, a little monster, can understand. My life is in charge of me, and you are not worthy." After finishing speaking, suddenly there is a huge statue behind the Emperor of Heaven. The Dharma image appeared, and in the Dharma image was a three-headed and six-armed god. The Dharma was held in the air, and Kankan actually held Monkey King's golden cudgel. Then, a Dharma word with the word * suddenly slammed towards Monkey King fiercely. , Sun Wukong sneered, and a light that could burn the world burst out of his eyes, piercing everything in an instant: "My old grandson has golden eyes, you are the first to see him."

His gaze was like a torch, and he fell on the swastika first, and the ten thousand characters shattered instantly. The powerful counterattack force instantly shocked the Heavenly Emperor to retreat one after another. The Heavenly Emperor's face was pale. Pinch the seal again, and attack Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong swayed, turned into a huge eagle and rushed straight to the Emperor of Heaven, but before the Emperor of Heaven reached out to grab it, the eagle disappeared, and it turned into a huge mouthful. The scapegoat was directly pinned down on the Emperor of Heaven, and the Emperor of Heaven hurriedly used the double method to dodge, but just as the figure flashed out, Monkey King slammed a stick at his face: "Fuck, you still slapped the face..."

Monkey King: "What's the use of your face?"

The Emperor of Heaven is very melancholy, do you think what you are talking about is human?You are shameless, your whole family is shameless.

"I'll give it back to you the words I once said. This Heavenly Court will be surnamed Sun from now on. Don't worry, I won't beat you to death. I will turn you into a dog and tie you to the Nantian Gate. Let you see this Heavenly Court. I am How can I manage it for you." Sun Wukong laughed loudly, picked up the golden cudgel in his hand and was about to throw it at the air door of the Emperor of Heaven, if the air door was destroyed, the Emperor of Heaven would lose all his cultivation and become a mortal.

At this moment, a golden light suddenly came from the distant sky, and the position was so tricky that Monkey King had to take back the golden cudgel in his hand to avoid it. The golden aura was so strong that even Monkey King would be afraid a feeling of.

"Wukong, don't think about life and death." The voice came slowly, as if being surrounded by waves of Buddha's voice, in the golden light, a golden lotus throne slowly flew over, and on the lotus throne sat a Buddha. figure.

The Buddha was dressed in gray clothes, with a benevolent face and a rich body, with a golden light lingering around his body behind him.

Sun Wukong waved his hand: "My old grandson was seeking Taoism back then and received the help of the Buddha, so if my old grandson doesn't kill the Buddha today, you should leave. This is a grudge between me and the Emperor of Heaven. Please don't get involved."

The Buddha smiled kindly: "It is fate, how about we make a bet?"

Sun Wukong: "If you don't play, gambling will hurt your body and harm others and yourself. I advise you not to touch it. You can steal a piece of meat if you have nothing to do. Just don't touch these things."

Buddha was taken aback for a moment, this is a bit out of script!

Buddha: "Well, I'll let you run first. If you can do a somersault and I can't see you, then you win."

Sun Wukong had a bit of a toothache: "You are probably stupid! I rolled away in a somersault, and the Emperor of Heaven also escaped today. Do I look like a fool?"

Sun Wukong shook his head and refused, and he was not stupid.

The Buddha's head hurts, and he didn't bother to talk nonsense in the end. He directly urged the divine method to descend a mountain directly, and pressed Monkey King directly under the mountain. It was sealed, unable to move.

"You repent at the foot of the mountain. When the time is up, someone will rescue you." Buddha said to Monkey King.

Sun Wukong was crushed under the mountain: "The monk, I think we should gamble, a little gamble, please let me out, I will do a somersault first."

Buddha smiled: "Do you think I'm stupid?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

After seeing that Sun Wukong was controlled, the Emperor of Heaven breathed a sigh of relief, and then thanked Tathagata.

Everything became calm as Monkey King was suppressed. The Heavenly Emperor returned to the Heavenly Court, and the Heavenly Court also restored its former glory during the reconstruction. Monkey, really ruined the heaven.

At this point, Chen Yuyang's dream also woke up.

Opening his eyes again, Chen Yuyang sat up from the bed all of a sudden, looked at the already dim sky outside, his whole body was not well, what happened to him here, he slept so dead, fortunately there was no danger The matter, otherwise I will be finished.

The dead people who slept in the refugee area were very comfortable and quiet when they left.

(End of this chapter)