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Chapter 201
Chapter 201
On the podium, the 38-year-old Qiu Lengxue puffed out his chest like an aggressive young man.Although his appearance looks a little funny, his arrogance has already been expressed in place.That's right, in his eyes, although the students of Lianhai College cannot be said to be paramecia, they are definitely a group of low-IQ students.
However, Xu Zhen, who looks a little handsome in front of him, has been mentioned before. It is said that Xu Zhen is like a lunatic. He will often climb the window and go back to the bedroom on the fifth floor to sleep when he has nothing to do, and he often does some outrageous things. .For example, running to the lake opposite the school to practice some light kung fu; for example, pretending to do good deeds in school without any reason; for example, occasionally going to the library to bury your head in reading like a bully...
Recently, it seems that Xu Zhen is still working part-time outside. Hearing that he has made some small money, he started to swell again.For a student like Xu Zhen who doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, Qiu Lengxue decided that he must be educated to let him know that he must have a sense of awe in life.
"The teacher doesn't have to worry about my character. As long as he is a serious and responsible teacher, I will generally be in awe of him."
Xu Zhen's sudden words made the students baffled, but Qiu Lengxue shuddered uncontrollably, and his whole body felt goosebumps.Fuck!What is the situation?I just thought of the word "awe", but Xu Zhen intercepted and saw through it?Could it be that he can read minds?No, no, it's impossible. If Lianhai College could produce such monsters, then he, Qiu Lengxue, should have discovered it a long time ago.Coincidence, it must be a coincidence.
Xu Zhen: "This line is purely fictitious, if there are similarities, it may not be a coincidence."
Qiu Lengxue: "..."
"Teacher Qiu, what's wrong with you?"
"Oh, no, it's nothing. I just felt a little hypoglycemic just now...Oh, by the way, Xu Zhen, you seem to be a little different today."
Qiu's cold-blooded tone suddenly became very gentle.
Everyone doesn't know what happened to him?
Even he himself didn't know what was going on?
It's not a coincidence, could it be... I'm hallucinating?Bewitched?
Xu Zhen smiled and said nothing.If you talk about it again, Teacher Qiu is probably going to be autistic.
"Teacher Qiu, don't be nervous, our game will continue."
"Joke, how could I be nervous? You should be the one who should be nervous. I just felt sorry for your mother just now. If your mother knows that you failed to get a diploma for the make-up exam, she shouldn't be in a good mood."
"Teacher Qiu thinks that I might lose?"
"It's not possible, it's certain."
"Okay, then let's invite a certain classmate to come up as a referee, how about it?"
"No problem, Xu Zhen, you can take the test as you want."
Xu Zhen nodded and whistled at Tang Sibao.
"Fuck, brother Xu, you think I'm Wangcai!"
Even though he said that, Tang Sibao still stood up with a smile.You don't have to listen to other people's calls, but Tang Sibao has to go through fire and water for Brother Xu's call.
Through this period of observation, Tang Sibao already knew Xu Zhen's awesomeness.Just two days ago, Xu Zhen won the memory challenge competition held by Baolong Group, and he memorized the 2400-page "Oxford Dictionary" in one breath.If this kind of thing had been put in the past, Tang Sibao wouldn't believe it even if he killed him.However, he had made a bet with Xu Zhen, and he had witnessed Xu Zhen's super memory.For this reason, he also lost the bet and was forced to confess his love to the beautiful teacher Xiao in front of the whole class in the classroom.Although the fiery slap mark that Mr. Xiao left on his face has long since faded, he reminds Tang Sibao all the time: Brother Xu, that is really awesome!
Tang Sibao stood up, holding a brand-new "Advertising" textbook in his hand, and when he walked slowly to the podium, everyone burst into laughter again.Because just a week ago, Tang Sibao did the same thing. He swaggered towards the podium with a pair of bow legs, and then said those three shocking words to the beautiful teacher Xiao.
As Tang Sibao walked towards the podium, the whole class laughed wildly.Even Qiu Lengxue on the podium pretended to take two steps back subconsciously, and said with a serious face: "Student Tang Zhiqiang, don't you have thoughts about me?"
"Teacher Qiu, don't worry, I'm a straight man of steel."
Tang Sibao put the "Advertising" textbook on the podium without changing his expression, then turned around and asked Xu Zhen, "Brother Xu, what should I do?"
Xu Zhen shrugged his shoulders: "Damn, you can't speak well, kid. What do you mean by 'how should I do it'? Do you think I asked you to fight? How should you take the test? You should ask Teacher Qiu about that." Ah, doesn’t he claim to know everything?”
Tang Sibao turned his head and asked Qiu Lengxue again: "Teacher, what should I do?"
Qiu Lengxue waved his hand: "You can test the knowledge points in this "Advertising" as you like."
Tang Sibao had a dark face: "The problem is, I don't know how to take the test? I have never read this book either!"
Qiu Lengxue: "..."
Everyone: "..."
After Tang Sibao finished speaking, he regretted it.
Qiu Lengxue: "Look, look, take a look, I said you are all scumbags, I didn't insult you."
At this time, Xu Zhen stood up slowly, and said to Tang Sibao with a smile: "Sibao, it's okay if you haven't read the book. Didn't Teacher Qiu just say that as long as it is the knowledge in the book, you can use it as you like." You can test him any way you want. Then, isn’t it simple? You can close your eyes now, and turn to any page in "Advertising", and let our great and awesome teacher Qiu give the content of that page to you. I recited it word for word..."
As soon as this statement came out, the audience was in an uproar.
Tang Sibao: "..."
Teacher Qiu: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Out of extreme anger, Qiu Lengxue slapped the table hard: "Xu Zhen, what are you talking about?"
Xu Zhen: "Teacher Qiu, what's the matter? Didn't you just say that you understand everything in "Advertising"?"
Qiu Lengxue was so angry that his whole body began to tremble a little: "Xu Zhen, you...you, you are making trouble for no reason. I thought you would test me on some serious books, but I didn't expect you to be If you are a scum of society, you know how to play some stupid games."
"Teacher Qiu, why are you swearing at people? Are you saying that the game I planned is insane, or that you are not smart enough to play this insane game?"
"You...you...you are boring, boring..."
When Qiu Lengxue scolded, the students in the audience nodded and began to discuss in a low voice.
Everyone felt that Xu Zhen had gone too far this time.Teacher Qiu graduated from Tsinghua University with a master's degree. He has profound knowledge. He knows astronomy, geography, pediatrics and gynecology. You, Xu Zhen, can't play tricks like this!
In the words of Fan Wei in the sketch: You... don't play your cards according to the routine!
(End of this chapter)
On the podium, the 38-year-old Qiu Lengxue puffed out his chest like an aggressive young man.Although his appearance looks a little funny, his arrogance has already been expressed in place.That's right, in his eyes, although the students of Lianhai College cannot be said to be paramecia, they are definitely a group of low-IQ students.
However, Xu Zhen, who looks a little handsome in front of him, has been mentioned before. It is said that Xu Zhen is like a lunatic. He will often climb the window and go back to the bedroom on the fifth floor to sleep when he has nothing to do, and he often does some outrageous things. .For example, running to the lake opposite the school to practice some light kung fu; for example, pretending to do good deeds in school without any reason; for example, occasionally going to the library to bury your head in reading like a bully...
Recently, it seems that Xu Zhen is still working part-time outside. Hearing that he has made some small money, he started to swell again.For a student like Xu Zhen who doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, Qiu Lengxue decided that he must be educated to let him know that he must have a sense of awe in life.
"The teacher doesn't have to worry about my character. As long as he is a serious and responsible teacher, I will generally be in awe of him."
Xu Zhen's sudden words made the students baffled, but Qiu Lengxue shuddered uncontrollably, and his whole body felt goosebumps.Fuck!What is the situation?I just thought of the word "awe", but Xu Zhen intercepted and saw through it?Could it be that he can read minds?No, no, it's impossible. If Lianhai College could produce such monsters, then he, Qiu Lengxue, should have discovered it a long time ago.Coincidence, it must be a coincidence.
Xu Zhen: "This line is purely fictitious, if there are similarities, it may not be a coincidence."
Qiu Lengxue: "..."
"Teacher Qiu, what's wrong with you?"
"Oh, no, it's nothing. I just felt a little hypoglycemic just now...Oh, by the way, Xu Zhen, you seem to be a little different today."
Qiu's cold-blooded tone suddenly became very gentle.
Everyone doesn't know what happened to him?
Even he himself didn't know what was going on?
It's not a coincidence, could it be... I'm hallucinating?Bewitched?
Xu Zhen smiled and said nothing.If you talk about it again, Teacher Qiu is probably going to be autistic.
"Teacher Qiu, don't be nervous, our game will continue."
"Joke, how could I be nervous? You should be the one who should be nervous. I just felt sorry for your mother just now. If your mother knows that you failed to get a diploma for the make-up exam, she shouldn't be in a good mood."
"Teacher Qiu thinks that I might lose?"
"It's not possible, it's certain."
"Okay, then let's invite a certain classmate to come up as a referee, how about it?"
"No problem, Xu Zhen, you can take the test as you want."
Xu Zhen nodded and whistled at Tang Sibao.
"Fuck, brother Xu, you think I'm Wangcai!"
Even though he said that, Tang Sibao still stood up with a smile.You don't have to listen to other people's calls, but Tang Sibao has to go through fire and water for Brother Xu's call.
Through this period of observation, Tang Sibao already knew Xu Zhen's awesomeness.Just two days ago, Xu Zhen won the memory challenge competition held by Baolong Group, and he memorized the 2400-page "Oxford Dictionary" in one breath.If this kind of thing had been put in the past, Tang Sibao wouldn't believe it even if he killed him.However, he had made a bet with Xu Zhen, and he had witnessed Xu Zhen's super memory.For this reason, he also lost the bet and was forced to confess his love to the beautiful teacher Xiao in front of the whole class in the classroom.Although the fiery slap mark that Mr. Xiao left on his face has long since faded, he reminds Tang Sibao all the time: Brother Xu, that is really awesome!
Tang Sibao stood up, holding a brand-new "Advertising" textbook in his hand, and when he walked slowly to the podium, everyone burst into laughter again.Because just a week ago, Tang Sibao did the same thing. He swaggered towards the podium with a pair of bow legs, and then said those three shocking words to the beautiful teacher Xiao.
As Tang Sibao walked towards the podium, the whole class laughed wildly.Even Qiu Lengxue on the podium pretended to take two steps back subconsciously, and said with a serious face: "Student Tang Zhiqiang, don't you have thoughts about me?"
"Teacher Qiu, don't worry, I'm a straight man of steel."
Tang Sibao put the "Advertising" textbook on the podium without changing his expression, then turned around and asked Xu Zhen, "Brother Xu, what should I do?"
Xu Zhen shrugged his shoulders: "Damn, you can't speak well, kid. What do you mean by 'how should I do it'? Do you think I asked you to fight? How should you take the test? You should ask Teacher Qiu about that." Ah, doesn’t he claim to know everything?”
Tang Sibao turned his head and asked Qiu Lengxue again: "Teacher, what should I do?"
Qiu Lengxue waved his hand: "You can test the knowledge points in this "Advertising" as you like."
Tang Sibao had a dark face: "The problem is, I don't know how to take the test? I have never read this book either!"
Qiu Lengxue: "..."
Everyone: "..."
After Tang Sibao finished speaking, he regretted it.
Qiu Lengxue: "Look, look, take a look, I said you are all scumbags, I didn't insult you."
At this time, Xu Zhen stood up slowly, and said to Tang Sibao with a smile: "Sibao, it's okay if you haven't read the book. Didn't Teacher Qiu just say that as long as it is the knowledge in the book, you can use it as you like." You can test him any way you want. Then, isn’t it simple? You can close your eyes now, and turn to any page in "Advertising", and let our great and awesome teacher Qiu give the content of that page to you. I recited it word for word..."
As soon as this statement came out, the audience was in an uproar.
Tang Sibao: "..."
Teacher Qiu: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Out of extreme anger, Qiu Lengxue slapped the table hard: "Xu Zhen, what are you talking about?"
Xu Zhen: "Teacher Qiu, what's the matter? Didn't you just say that you understand everything in "Advertising"?"
Qiu Lengxue was so angry that his whole body began to tremble a little: "Xu Zhen, you...you, you are making trouble for no reason. I thought you would test me on some serious books, but I didn't expect you to be If you are a scum of society, you know how to play some stupid games."
"Teacher Qiu, why are you swearing at people? Are you saying that the game I planned is insane, or that you are not smart enough to play this insane game?"
"You...you...you are boring, boring..."
When Qiu Lengxue scolded, the students in the audience nodded and began to discuss in a low voice.
Everyone felt that Xu Zhen had gone too far this time.Teacher Qiu graduated from Tsinghua University with a master's degree. He has profound knowledge. He knows astronomy, geography, pediatrics and gynecology. You, Xu Zhen, can't play tricks like this!
In the words of Fan Wei in the sketch: You... don't play your cards according to the routine!
(End of this chapter)
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